After the villain in the whole family read my mind, his character fell apart
Chapter 883 I really don't care
When Master Zong saw Yuchi Duanyi standing beside him, his eyes rolled around and he changed the subject, "Isn't this Duanyi?"
"You came back too?"
Zong Wanfeng:?
"Isn't that nonsense? We went out together, so isn't it normal for us to come back together?"
"Don't try to change the subject!"
"Are you planning to go out and mess with those women of unknown origin again?"
"I'm telling you, it doesn't matter if you find those women, but don't bring them back. If you anger my mother, I'll chop you to pieces!"
Master Zong:? ? ?
My dear daughter, your husband is still here, please give your father some face!!
Master Zong looked at Yuchi Duanyi with a pleading look in his eyes, "My dear son-in-law, please help me, help me!"
Yuchi Duan also lowered his eyes. Well, he could do nothing to help...
Master Zong:! ! !
You are such a wife-controller!!
Master Zong sighed, "Okay, I admit it. Actually, I just wanted to have a drink with them."
"After what happened before, why would I look for another woman?"
He was really scared.
He never wanted to experience his previous life again.
Zong Wanfeng frowned, "Drinking again? Why, do you think your life is too long?"
Master Zong said timidly, "I'm just having a few drinks, right?"
"Don't worry, I won't drink too much."
"What about my mother?" Zong Wanfeng looked at him unkindly, as if to say, 'You left my mother at home and went to drink alone, how can you be so embarrassed!'
Master Zong said quickly, "I have arranged a troupe of actors, and your mother is watching the show right now!"
"I also prepared a lot of her favorite food."
Master Zong had an expression that said, "Am I great? Please give me some praise."
Zong Wanfeng said perfunctorily, "Then you go out. I'll go find my mother."
After saying that, she hurried to the backyard.
Master Zong: ??? Hmm?
Don't you worry about me now?
Aren't you worried that I'll get drunk and die outside? !
Master Zong looked at Yuchi Duanyi and said earnestly, "Duanyi, I think you are also smart. You are also a prince. If you listen to your wife in everything, you will be laughed at outside!"
Stand up fast, do you want to be laughed at?
"What a joke..." Yuchi Duanyi blinked his eyes, "I don't care!"
"But, father-in-law, you are definitely not a henpecked husband, right?"
"Are you very envious of me? My wife still cares about me, but your wife doesn't care about you!"
Master Zong:...
Why do you always poke needles into people's hearts?
Hate you!!
Yuchi Duan also smiled and waved at him, "I won't delay you from drinking with your friends. I have to go accompany Wanfeng."
"My wife won't let me drink with other people outside, for fear that I'll get drunk and no one will take care of me~"
He then slipped away, leaving Grand Master Zong hopping on the spot, "What do you mean?!"
"You mean to say my wife doesn't care about me?!"
"Even if I drink outside and no one takes care of me, you don't care?"
"Well, I really don't care!"
The more he thought about it, the angrier he got. Master Zong rushed out angrily and met his colleague. However, when his colleague was pouring wine, he stretched out his hand to block the wine glass and said, "I'll drink tea."
Colleague:?
No, are you sick?
We specifically asked you to come out for a drink, you want tea?
They all looked at him in confusion, "What's wrong with you? What irritated you?"
"That's right, you normally won't leave without two ounces of wine!"
"I really won't drink today." Master Zong groaned, "I'm quitting drinking."
Upon hearing what he said, his colleagues immediately walked out, "Doctor, doctor!!"
"Where's the doctor? Go get the doctor! He's having a seizure!"
"Wait!! Why are you running? What's wrong with you? My daughter is back, and she won't let me drink!"
Master Zong called out, and they immediately walked back and sat down. "Oh, so it's that girl Wanfeng who's back?"
"That's normal."
"You are afraid of being beaten. We all understand."
Master Zong:...
"You know nothing! My daughter is just worried about me! Unlike you guys, who drink every day and no one cares, right? You don't know how it feels to be cared for and loved by others!!"
Master Zong snorted coldly and raised his chin slightly.
Colleagues: …
"He must be really crazy."
"Could it be that he was beaten before he came out and his brain was damaged?"
"It's possible. Wanfeng is a girl who doesn't know how to control her strength."
Master Zong:...
"Wanfeng didn't hit me!!"
Colleagues, "Okay, why are you still trying to hide it in front of us?"
"That's right, we won't laugh at you!"
"It's okay, Wanfeng is doing this for your own good!"
"This isn't the first time you've been beaten, but this time you were beaten a little harder, right?"
“You, you guys…” Grand Master Zong was furious. “I’ve already told you that Wanfeng really didn’t hit me this time. She really loves me!!”
"I see, you are just jealous of me!"
"Hmph, that's all!"
"I'm going back!"
"I don't want to talk to you about this here!"
Master Zong stood up, flicked his sleeves, and left.
Colleagues gathered together and said, "This time the beating was really severe!"
"Hey, it's not Wanfeng's fault. He's not in good health, and everyone knows it. Next time, you should ask him to drink less!"
"How many beatings can his body withstand?"
"That's right. If he gets beaten to death, he'll blame us for asking him to drink."
"Don't tell me, don't tell me, a girl like Wanfeng can do such things!"
"I don't want to be chased around the street by her and beaten up. Forget it, let's just drink by ourselves next time!"
……
Zong Wanfeng arrived at the backyard and met Madam Zong, who was engrossed in watching the play. Ru'er, who was beside her, saw Zong Wanfeng and reminded Madam Zong softly, "Madam, the young lady is back."
After that, he bowed to Zong Wanfeng, "Miss, son-in-law."
Mrs. Zong came to her senses and quickly stood up. Zong Wanfeng walked over quickly and held her hand, "Mother."
Madam Zong reached out and touched her face. "You've lost weight."
Zong Wanfeng:?
"No, I have a little more fat on my waist. I think I'm getting fatter."
"Mom, you've gained some weight. Seeing you like this, I feel relieved."
Mrs. Zong: ...This girl, she said she got fat as soon as we met!
Madam Zong glared at her coquettishly. Will she speak?
Zong Wanfeng touched the tip of her nose. Hmm? How did she make her mother unhappy?
Ruer smiled and said, "Miss, Madam misses you very much."
"I've lost weight."
Zong Wanfeng: Ru'er has also learned to lie with open eyes?
"I haven't seen you for a while, but you're still in such a good shape." Yuchi Duanyi smiled and said, "How do you maintain this shape? I want to learn from you."
Mrs. Zong:? She was very happy to hear the first part, but why did the latter part seem a little strange?
He learns?
He still needs to stay in shape?
Why should a man keep his body?
Madam Zong suppressed her doubts and said with a smile, "It's just an occasional exercise."
Zong Wanfeng:?
No.
Have you all learned to lie with open eyes?
My mother has obviously gained a little weight.
Forget it, for the sake of her mother's happiness, she should not tell the truth.
Sometimes, a white lie is necessary.
"Girl, learn from Duan Yi."
As soon as Mrs. Zong said this, Zong Wanfeng reacted, "Mom, I am innocent!"
"I said you've gained some weight, that's a good thing!"
"You were so thin before, even if you gain some weight now, it won't make you any bigger."
"You are fine like this now!"
"Even more beautiful than before!"
These words made Madam Zong very happy, "Okay, mother won't really be angry with you."
"You just got back, right? You must be tired from traveling all the way. Go and have a rest first. I'll have someone prepare the meal and call you later."
Mrs. Zong knew that she was living well outside, so she finally put her mind at ease. But once she put her mind at ease, she was no longer worried about the show that she hadn't finished watching yet!
I just want to see what's going on behind the scenes.
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