After the villain in the whole family read my mind, his character fell apart

skyline.

Ever since Yuchi Xi and the others ascended, there has not been a single day of silence in the heavens!

After Concubine Liang came to heaven, she volunteered to sweep the floor in Yue Lao Temple, eat melons every day, and sing a song to the God of Wealth who accepted her incense: ...

I thought you would come to my place!

It was a wrong payment after all!!

Concubine Liang asked Concubine Xian, Concubine Shu, and Jing Jiaoniang to sweep the floor here together. They could be anywhere, so they accompanied her.

Every day I just sweep away the extra clouds, there isn't much work to do.

As soon as she had nothing to do, Concubine Liang took out the wooden signs she had brought with her and played with them.

Since there was no mahjong, he made a set of mahjong using the cloud.

They brought many fairies to join in the fun. Yue Lao: …

What I mean is, it's fine if you guys are not doing your job properly, but can you please not let me see you?

I had a heart attack when I saw it. I was dizzy from all the red lines I had pulled every day. When I turned around, I saw that you were all playing!

Why don't you take me one!

Just as Yue Lao approached, Liang Fei pushed him away, "Hey~~~ Don't come over."

"You have a lot of important things to do. If you come to play, the Jade Emperor will definitely know about it. If he gets angry, we won't be able to play anymore."

"Yeah!"

The fairy beside him quickly responded, "Matchmaker, you better go and tie the red thread!"

The matchmaker rolled his eyes in anger. "Pull, pull, pull, pull, pull every day. What's wrong with me taking a break? What! happened!"

Empress Xian smiled and stood up, "Yue Lao, you come and play a few rounds, but you must not play it right, otherwise if the Jade Emperor sees you, he will think you have done nothing all day!"

"But don't worry, we all saw you do it."

"This proper rest is also necessary."

When Yue Lao heard her say this, he was very happy, "You are really good at talking!"

"Then I'll play two rounds."

After playing two rounds, Yue Lao left reluctantly. He also wanted to continue playing, but there were many things to do over there!

Concubine Liang chuckled and said, "Sister is still good at talking!"

Empress Xian smiled and said, "It's because Yue Lao has a good temper. Let's continue playing."

When Emperor Dewu came over, he saw them playing cards together. When Concubine Liang saw him, she immediately said, "Your Majesty, we have all ascended to heaven now. We are no longer your concubines and do not need to serve you. We are now fairies!"

Emperor Dewu:...

I didn't ask you to serve me, I just came to take a look!!

What are you stressed about!!

I never asked you to do anything on weekdays!!

Emperor Dewu was helpless, "I didn't want to ask you to do anything."

Concubine Liang, "Oh, that's good. Even if you ask me to do it now, I won't do it. I am now a fairy maiden in Yue Lao Palace!!"

Emperor Dewu: ...Okay, okay, Fairy of Yue Lao Palace, got it! !

Emperor Dewu saw that she obviously didn't want to talk to him any more, or even want to see him, so he turned and left.

Okay, okay, go ahead and play!

I just want to annoy you, I'm going to find Xier!

When Concubine Liang saw him leave, she breathed a sigh of relief, "Fortunately he left. Although I am a fairy now, I am still afraid of him."

"Sister, how did you manage to play with him for so long?"

Empress Xian curled her lips slightly, "Actually, he is very easy to get along with. I accompany him to stroll around the West every day and he doesn't say much. He pays for everything. I just play the zither for him every night."

"I feel very good."

Liangfei:?

He knows how to enjoy himself!!

He actually asked his sister to play the piano for him every day, how abominable! !

Concubine Liang pouted, "I also want to listen to my sister playing the piano for me every day."

"Okay, okay." Empress Xian's face was full of doting, "As you wish!"

"When we're done playing, I'll play the piano for you."

Concubine Shu smiled and said, "Then we should follow and listen as well."

"Yes, yes." Jing Jiaoniang nodded.

"Well, we are sisters after all!" Concubine Liang was reluctant to share with others, but if the targets were them, it would be okay!

The fairies beside them were a little envious of their relationship, "You two have such a good relationship!"

"That's not true." Concubine Liang laughed, "We had a very good relationship when we were in the mortal world!"

……

Emperor Dewu went to find Yuchi Xi. He had been given an idle position here and had a lot of free time. He went to find Xier and after asking he found out that Xier had gone to the underworld to play with her senior brothers, Xiao Ba and the others.

Emperor Dewu:...

I came to heaven, but I still can't snatch my daughter away! Damn it (╬◣д◢)

Hell.

Yuchi Xi, Xiao Ba and others are currently watching the short play filmed by Yan Wang. Xiao Ba has been playing around with Yuchi Xi these days and is no longer surprised by these things.

After watching the skit, the King of Hell drove them back to heaven.

"What's the big deal about a bunch of gods hanging around in my underworld?"

"You guys should go back quickly. I heard that the Queen Mother's Peach Banquet is about to begin..."

Before he finished speaking, Yuchi Xi and the others disappeared in a flash.

At the birthday banquet of Queen Mother of the West, Yuchi Xi and others found a round table and sat at each table. Xiao Ba sat on Yuchi Xi's right and Jing Huaian sat on her left.

Yuchi Duan also walked up to Jing Huaian and asked, "You are from the underworld, why are you here in heaven to join in the fun?"

"Go back to your underworld quickly, let me sit here!"

Jing Huaian, "There are plenty of seats over there, just sit anywhere you want."

"So what if I'm from the underworld? I'm also a god, even though I'm not an immortal."

Yuchi Duanyi:...

He just wants to sit next to his sister!

Zong Wanfeng came over and pulled him to sit aside, "Okay, stop fighting. We are right next to Xi'er here, so it's the same."

Yuchi Duan also said:! !

He said why would the lady say forget it, it turned out that the lady had found such a good angle!

The second brother was stunned and whispered in the eldest brother's ear, "What's so good about this?"

“They can grab this.”

The eldest senior brother sneered and glanced at him, "Back then, you and the third junior brother also rushed to help the youngest junior sister make milk."

Second Brother:!!!

"Stop, stop! Senior Brother, that was many years ago?" Second Brother's cheeks flushed slightly, "Besides, I haven't snatched Junior Sister away since she grew up..."

Senior Brother, "Oh, really? I heard that you and Third Junior Brother are competing for the top reward for the novel written by Junior Sister."

Second Brother: ...

"Why do you tell everything to others, Third Junior Brother?!"

He was so angry!

"It's the same thing, and you're still talking about others."

The second brother was choked by his words, "You yourself are the one who did it. In order to make Junior Sister happy and to capture her stomach, you even took the chef's certificate exam. Do you think I don't know?"

"Aren't you also vying for favor?"

Senior Brother:...

"I didn't expect you to notice these things on a daily basis. I'm impressed by you."

Second Senior Brother: ...First Senior Brother, you...

Senior Brother, "I was vying for favor openly, and I dare to admit it."

"What about you?"

Second Brother, "..."

"Okay, let's stop fighting among ourselves and think about how to 'deal' with them. Big Brother, look, Little Sister is still helping this Eighth Brother peel peaches!!"

"He is so delicate that he even asks Junior Sister to peel a peach for him!"

The two looked at each other and walked towards Xiao Ba together. The eldest brother talked to Xiao Ba, and the second brother took the opportunity to eat the peach in his hand.

After Xiao Ba finished chatting with his senior brother, he looked at the peach in his hand and fell into silence.

How can he be such a big peach?!

How come there is only so little left?

Yuchi Xi held his forehead helplessly and had to peel another one for him. He was afraid that the eldest and second brothers would do something tricky again, so he peeled one for them as well.

The second brother was flattered, "I never thought I would be able to eat peaches peeled by my younger sister in this life."

Yu Chixi:......

"Second Brother, you've already performed it!"

"Haven't I peeled it for you before?"

Second Brother, think about it carefully and yes, it’s just too long ago!

And just that once!

Why? The eldest senior brother couldn’t bear to see the younger junior sisters so tired, so every time he saw them peeling the fruits themselves, otherwise they couldn’t eat them!

"Speaking of which, where is Master?" Second Senior Brother murmured in a low voice, "Why isn't she here?"

Senior Brother, "Master suddenly remembered that he had used a lot of Junior Sister's money before, and was afraid that Junior Sister would come after him, so he hid himself."

"That's all?" Second Brother didn't believe it!

Senior Brother, "He also borrowed a lot of money in the Heaven Realm in the name of Junior Sister..."

The second senior brother was stunned, "Master, you are a beast!!"

The eldest brother, "He also borrowed a lot in our name. The third and western brothers went to find him."

Second Senior Brother:? ? ?

"I'll go there later too!"

Damn it, if we catch Master, we will definitely make him pay for his debts!!

Yuchi Xi ate the peaches and watched the fairies dancing. Just as he was about to leave, he saw people from the Crow Clan running in, shouting that they were wronged.

Yuchi Xi just stood up but sat down again. There is melon to eat!

The chief of the Crow Clan said that their only daughter was abducted by people from the Phoenix Clan, and asked the Queen Mother to make the decision for him.

Queen Mother: ...

"Tell me what's going on first."

The leader of the Crow Clan slowly told the story, that the Crow Clan had finally welcomed a girl of this generation, who was extremely beautiful. After much difficulty in raising her, she was tricked by a bad boy from the Phoenix Clan into eloping.

The Crow Chief looked everywhere but couldn't find anyone, so he came to the Queen Mother for help.

The Queen Mother waved her sleeves, and a water mirror appeared, in which she saw the daughter of the Crow Clan leader and the man from the Phoenix Clan coming to the mortal world.

"They...all jumped off the reincarnation platform and went to the human world to experience tribulations."

The Queen Mother was greatly shocked.

Yuchi Xi also looked incredulous, huh?

This……

The leader of the Crow tribe fainted from anger.

No hardship, no suffering!!

You don't need to go through the tribulation in the first place, but you still insist on going!

Crazy!

The Queen Mother had no choice but to ask someone to send him back first, because once they entered the cycle of reincarnation, they could no longer control it.

Yue Lao watched from the side and said, "What a bad fate!"

Yuchi Xi took a look at their faces, isn’t it?

That's horrible!

I'll tell this to my aunt later. She loves to hear these things.

"Sister, would you go to the human world to experience disaster for others?"

Xiao Ba looked at her and said, "Sister, please don't be impulsive."

Yuchixi, "I can't!!"

After finally ascending to heaven, whoever wants to go to the human world can go, but she won't go.

Xiao Ba, "Okay!! I won't either!! I want to accompany my sister. If my sister wants to go, tell me and I will go with you."

Wherever his sister is, there he is!

Yuchi Xi, "Come to think of it, we haven't been to Guanghan Palace yet. I heard that the fairy Chang'e has a jade rabbit. Let's go find it and play with it!"

"Okay!" Xiao Ba had no problem and left with her. Jing Huaian and Jing Huaiyu hurriedly followed.

"Little Princess, slow down!"

"Myna, slow down!"

The two of them spoke in unison, looked at each other, and hurried over.

Guanghan Palace.

When Yuchi Xi and the others arrived, Fairy Chang'e was chasing Marshal Tianpeng and beating him, "Stop right there, you were peeping at me changing clothes, right? I'll skin you alive."

Yu Chixi:?

This is different from the fairy Chang'e in the books I have read!

The Jade Rabbit stood by and cheered, "Come on, Fairy Chang'e, beat him till his butt is bruised!"

Yu Chixi:......

Can Jade Rabbit talk?

No, you are quite good at cheering!

Jade Rabbit saw them and hopped over. "Come on, come on, sit anywhere. There's water over there, go get it yourself!"

"That's water I bought from the Dragon King of the East China Sea. It's not cheap!"

Yu Chixi:......

what?

Going to Longhai Dragon King to buy water? Don't you have any water?

Is it because we are on the moon?

Jade Rabbit, "The Dragon King of the East Sea is quite smart. He knows that we don't have much water in heaven. He comes to us to sell water. He will make a lot of money!"

Yuchi Xi: ...Since I came to heaven, there has never been a lack of water in my yard. Could it be?

Yuchi Xi looked at Jing Huaian, who then spoke, "I have a good relationship with the Dragon King. He gave me a water source ball, and there is an endless supply of water."

No wonder the water in my tank is inexhaustible!

I thought it was because of the jar in the fairyland!

Over there, the fairy Chang'e caught Marshal Tianpeng and whipped him on the butt with a small whip. The Jade Rabbit shouted, "Why are you rewarding him? Beat him with the soles of your shoes!!"

Jade Rabbit jumped over to help.

Yuchixi and others: ...

After watching for a while, Yuchi Xi took Xiao Ba to see the Milky Way.

It was the first time for Xiao Ba to see such a beautiful Milky Way in his life. He jumped around happily on the Milky Way, and Yuchi Xi also joined him to play.

The dream beast saw them from a distance and asked the master who was hiding with it, "When will you pay me back?"

"Your good disciples are here."

"What!" The master sat up in shock and tried to run away, but was seen by Yuchi Xi, who chased after him, "Master! Stop! What did you borrow so much money for? Go and pay it back yourself!"

"I'm not your master, you got the wrong person!"

The master turned and ran away, and Yuchi Xi quickly chased after him, "I would recognize you even if you turned into ashes!"

She quickly used the water mirror to contact her senior brother, "Senior brother, I found the master!!"

“Come on!!”

Master, "I'll return your share, so don't ask them to come!"

Yuchixi, "Hehehe!!"

Xiao Ba also ran over to help catch the person.

"Sister, let me help you!!"

The master fled to the west, and Yuchi Xi and others chased him frantically.

Master: Stop chasing me! Stop chasing me! o(╥﹏╥)o

Wrong, wrong, I will do it again next time!!

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