Is my master a villain?Don't worry, I'll show it off first

Qingdai stepped forward and continued: "Lin Daiyu was buried with flowers, Lin Daiyu was ligated, Lin Daiyu was kicked out of home, Lin Daiyu couldn't find her parents, Lin Daiyu wore Balenciaga, Lin Daiyu was 1.8 meters tall, Lin Daiyu smoked cigars???"

God knows how she felt after reciting it. If she hadn't seen a character with the same name as her own, she wouldn't be so surprised.

The first sentence is somewhat understandable, but the second sentence starts to fall out of tune. The third sentence becomes even more unreasonable, and the rest of it is completely incomprehensible.

Is this written in some heavenly book?

Yanyu's mouth was full of blood.

The corners of their mouths twitched and became even more sinister.

Yan Zhong looked indifferent, he was still used to it.

Yan Xiu had a motherly smile on her face, her little junior sister was so cute.

Yantong continued to admire Xingxingyan, and the junior sister had something up her sleeve.

Zaiyu also came to join in the fun: "Wu Yong outsmarted the birth chart, and Wu Yong got hemorrhoids on his butt? Ahem, cough, cough, Wu Yong drank a whole vat of Meng Po soup, but he still can't forget Liu Guixiang???

Cough cough cough, cough cough cough..."

Everyone also started clearing their throats, embarrassment spreading among the crowd.

Wan He probed his head: "There's one more sentence, can't you read?

Finished reading? "

Zaiyu looked like he was eating shit: "Wu Yong vowed to marry Guo Degang..."

This name, whose good woman has this name?

What are you writing randomly? "

Jae Yu was so angry that she couldn't even rhyme...

"Who said it's a woman's name? It belongs to a man!" Wan He said nonchalantly.

I originally thought she was writing some heavenly book, but I didn't expect that she was just making up a story. And she made up such a story?

Zaiyu's face turned red: "You? You...you are just like that mud that can't hold up the wall!"

I tell you to read more books, but you are good. You can't recite poems in class, but you are quite good at making up stories!

This... what is this story? "

Wan He scratched his head: "These are all the answer sheets of my classmates when I was in school. They are all kinds of things. Look, there are more here..."

Everyone glanced over, and Yao Yu thought: "Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the sky, Sun Wukong founded Jingdong, Sun Wukong drank and went crazy, Sun Wukong single-handedly won the red, Sun Wukong wielded a sword... a sword..."

The voice became quieter and finally disappeared into silence.

Wan He shouted with a smile: "Zi Gong, you don't even know Zigong.

I think you should go back and study hard. Third aunt, did you see these few just now? Their literacy is limited. You have to focus on training them and punish them to break your record! "

Yanyu's blood surged up, and her chest heaved. Finally, she couldn't hold it back, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out.

"Master, what's the matter with you?"

The crowd was in chaos, and Yao Yu immediately offered the elixir. After Yan Yu took it, her expression became gloomy and her complexion turned yellow.

Songzhi supported her and persuaded her: "The child is naughty. You have to worry about it. Go back and have a rest!"

Yanyu, who was carried away, shouted miserably: "Azhi, send her away, I don't want to teach her anymore..."

Wan He lowered his head: "Island Master, did I do something wrong again?

I really didn't mean it. I couldn't get out, so I could only kill time here. Master said that my calligraphy looked like ghost drawings, so I took advantage of this moment to practice calligraphy for a while.

I didn't expect Third Master Aunt to be so angry, and the disciple realized his mistake. "

Song Zhi took a deep breath: "Wan He, tell the island owner, where did the tenth floor of Priest Ni go?"

Wan He pointed at his feet: "It's under the ground.

Island owner, the eighteenth level is unlucky, the eighteenth level of hell, the eighth level is so good, eighty-eighty-eight, fafafafa! "

Songzhi's eyelids twitched: "We cultivators don't seek wealth!

Can you tell me how you did it? "

Wan He nodded obediently, rummaged through the universe bag, and took out a talisman: "Island Master, this is the universe moving talisman drawn by my senior brother. Use this to move things away!"

Song Zhi took the talisman and looked at it. He had never seen such a talisman before: "Is this really drawn by Yan Yi?"

"Yes, Island Master, you should have known for a long time that the fifth senior brother is a swordsman and talisman practitioner, right?"

"No, I only found out about it from the Demon Slayer Conference!"

Wan He nodded, and naturally took the Qiankun Shifting Talisman from his hand. His expression froze when he was relieved: "Aren't you going to let me move the other ten floors?"

"It's unlucky, island owner. Although you don't seek wealth, you still want to avoid disaster..."

Wan He insisted not to move the ten floors.

Song Zhi thought to himself, at worst, he could just wait until this little bastard left, and then he could use magic to dig it out.

Are you kidding me, the buildings on Xiandao were over a hundred years old, but they were renovated within a day or two after Wanhe came?

Liu Qing asked this.

"Little junior sister Wan He, did you stretch your hands a little too long?

This is the Immortal Island, our sect. You are a disciple of Xueyu, and you were buried ten times under our priest Ni as soon as you arrived.

Do you think this is a secret realm? It’s up to you.

Just bury it, why are you still scribbling like this?

Don't tell me, the Domain Master was right when he said you were a dog-drawing talisman.

I really don’t know how Yan Yi can draw a talisman for you and not restrict you from using it.

He is also responsible! "

Yan Tong frowned: "Say it again? Who is responsible? Who can stretch his hand?"

Liu Qing frowned. This was his sect. His senior brothers and master were all here. What did he have to be afraid of?

"Speaking of your snowy region, do you still want to talk nonsense to us?

Didn't your parents teach you when you were a child that you shouldn't touch other people's things when you were a guest at their house?

Don’t you have any education at all? "

Without saying a word, Yan Tong waved his hand and drew his sword, ready to attack.

Liu Qing didn't show any weakness and showed his weapon, waiting for her to come.

Wan He grabbed Yan Tong, winked at her, and turned to Liu Qing: "Senior Brother Liu is right in teaching you, but I have been an orphan since I was a child, and I really didn't have any parents to teach me this.

I was wrong and I should be punished!

But it’s not a dog-drawing talisman, it’s a ghost-drawing talisman. If you call me a dog, you are a real dog because you attacked me personally! "

Her attitude in admitting her mistake was very sincere and straightforward. Liu Qing was stunned for a moment and said sarcastically: "The ghost draws the talisman, the ghost draws the talisman!

Master, you punish her to soak in Guanghan Pond for a whole night. If there are no rules, there will be no rule.

Otherwise, if other sect disciples find out, whoever comes to our Fairy Island in the future will not take our Fairy Island seriously? "

Wu Si echoed: "Master must punish her, otherwise she will not be able to obey Youyou!"

"Guanghan Pond...?"

Song Zhi hesitated, Yan Mo was still there, if he forced people to soak in the pool all night, they might not be able to survive in this world.

"Guanghan Pond? What is it used for?" Wan He asked.

Wen Zhuo couldn't bear it: "Master, although the Guanghan Pond has miraculous healing effects, it is bitingly cold. I'm afraid it won't last long with ordinary cultivation, so it's better to be cautious!"

Songzhi nodded: "I didn't plan to punish her originally. The world of cultivation has been lifeless these years, but with the arrival of a disciple who has escaped, it's good to be lively and lively.

In a moment, Liu Qing, just restore this place to its original state! "

Liu Qing agreed angrily, almost eating Wanhe with his eyes.

Wan He was still lingering on what Wen Zhuo said about the miraculous healing effects of Guanghan Pond. She touched the Qiankun Bag and suddenly said: "Island Master, Wan He is too ignorant and has caused you trouble.

The disciple took the initiative to apply to go to Guanghan Pool to be punished! "