Is my master a villain?Don't worry, I'll show it off first
Chapter 479: Lightning strikes down a fat baby
Yan Mo: "Five reincarnations?"
Isn’t that five hundred years?
He naturally understood the unprecedented battle that Wan He mentioned as the battle between immortals and demons. It seems that it will take another two hundred years?
Two hundred years is just two hundred years. We have been waiting for three hundred years. Is there still two hundred years left?
No, Wan He was talking about the battle that destroyed the old and established the new.
……
That night, Jiu Ye was drunk in a restaurant and wandered out in a daze. He had just taken two steps when a thunder exploded in the sky and landed at his feet.
Jiu Ye stared in confusion and raised her middle finger towards the sky. Just as she was about to curse something, she suddenly realized that her gesture was strange.
Why is he giving the middle finger? What does it mean?
Forget it, he pinched his middle finger, and a lot of chaotic pictures kept popping up in his mind. He couldn't see clearly when he looked carefully, and he couldn't grasp them. It was called torture.
Jiu Ye fell down outside the snowy area, and her body was buried in the snow for an instant.
This is pretty much how he has been here in the past few hundred years.
During the day, Yan Mo chased him all over the world, and he ran around the world. At night, Yan Mo stopped chasing him, and he went to the gate of the snowy area to provoke people. His main strategy was a mean provocation tactic.
As for why these two people played such a mean "game", it has to be traced back to the battle between immortals and demons.
Jiuye and the demon princess Ah Luo are close friends and confidants. Ah Luo was almost deceived by Song Zhi Lao Deng because he liked Yan Mo. If a mysterious man hadn't suddenly appeared and exposed the scam, Ah Luo would have been defrauded of both his life and money. .
Ah Luo, who knew the truth, was so angry that he went for a decisive battle. Unfortunately, he had already been nailed with seven thorns in front of him, and there was no black snake whip in his hand, so he was still pale in the end.
Even though I suffered a big loss, I don’t know if I will learn a lesson when I wake up.
But that was all a matter for the future, but Jiuye blamed Yan Mo for this. Who told that guy not to hear what was going on outside the window all day long? If he was more careful, how could he be impersonated?
A Luo couldn't wake up, Jiu Ye kept provoking, and Yan Mo had a headache. He often thought, why does this guy have nothing to do all day long?
It's a waste of time for him.
So Yan Mo often thinks that it would be great if there was one thing that could trap Jiu Ye.
Jiuye couldn't enter the Kunlun Snowy Area, so he lay outside the snowy area, cursing and falling asleep.
Thunder rolled from the sky and fell around him.
Jiuye seemed to be dreaming, dreaming of a girl's voice in the dark chaos.
"Go ahead, Bai Yuan, I've always been considerate.
What's the use of you and Zixi being trapped in the soul lock?
Thirty thousand years...
In my world, you two each hold on to one soul, and you can meet again. I have given you the opportunity, and I will leave the rest to you! "
The girl's face was hidden in the darkness and he couldn't see clearly, but the heavy pain in his heart made him unable to breathe.
"Suck--"
Taking a deep breath, Jiuye sat up suddenly. Who was talking to him?
These words have always echoed in his mind for three hundred years.
What Baiyuan?
What opportunity?
What's the matter?
Aren't those the ancient God of War and the Savage Empress?
What does that have to do with Qingqiu Kyuubi?
A thunder sounded again, which made him anxious.
"You won't stop even if you fucking sleep, it's just thundering and no rain, what do you want to do with all the noise and fire?
Young master, I gave you face, right? "
He rolled up his sleeves, pointed at the lightning, and cursed loudly.
As soon as he finished speaking, the bolt of lightning snaked down. He cursed and dodged away: "Are you still excited?"
"Hahahaha-"
The baby's laughter was so loud that Jiuye swallowed back the curse words she was about to say, and looked at the black and smoking baby rolling out of the snow with a look of horror.
"You, you, you, you...where did you fall from?"
The thunder and lightning faded away, leaving only the cry of the baby. Jiuye suddenly became enlightened and pointed upward: "Don't tell me, you were struck down by lightning?"
"Hehehehehehehehehe..."
The baby didn't answer him, just smiled.
Jiuye's scalp was numb: "Could it be that some old immortal in the upper world was trying to lift up the divine steps, and when he jumped to the platform of life, his foot missed and went astray?
Just fall into the mortal world naked?
Still laughing?
Sure enough, things in the upper world are not normal. My father has told me not to play with people in the upper world since I was a child, but my father is still wise. "
"Hehehehehehehehehe..."
"Ah, don't laugh. It's late at night, it's freezing and snowy, and it's deserted. It's so scary that you can't panic?
You lie here now while I go find the little bastard to adopt you! "
He turned around and was about to leave, but after taking two steps, he felt that it was freezing cold again. Could it freeze the baby?
Moreover, the baby was struck down by lightning and was covered in black. Could he be injured?
Jiuye walked around in circles a few times, mostly awake from the wine he drank.
Finally, the big red crotch wrapped the child in a haphazard way and disappeared from the spot.
Yan Mo's eyebrows were slightly raised as he looked at Jiu Ye holding a fat baby between his legs, standing in his room.
"I am about to go to bed. I have no habit of sleeping with men, nor do I have the habit of staying with guests!"
Just as Jiu Ye was about to speak, the baby under her arm spoke first.
"Hahahahahaha!"
Jiuye:......
Yanmo:! ! !
"Don't look for me for the romantic debt you caused yourself, go back to your Qingqiu!"
Saying that a spiritual power came, he was ready to chase people away.
"Wait a minute, little bastard, I have never taken care of a child before, this thing was not born to me!"
Yan Mo: "Oh, I know you can't give birth!"
Jiuye: "!! I mean, this is not my seed either!"
"Then where did you pick up a baby?"
"You may not believe it, but she was struck down by lightning!"
The corner of Yan Mo's mouth rose: "You are so lucky, you can pick up anything struck by lightning. It seems that you and this child have a close relationship!"
"Little bastard, don't talk nonsense. I came to you just to raise a baby. You in the Snow Country are rich and wealthy. It's not difficult to raise a baby, right?"
"It's not difficult, but why should I raise it?"
Jiuye thought for a moment and couldn't figure out why.
"Then what, if you agree to raise me, I won't harass you in the future!"
These words reminded Yan Mo, wasn't this the realization of his long-cherished wish to find something for Jiu Ye to do?
"You can raise it yourself. I still have seven disciples to take care of, so I don't have time to raise a baby!"
Jiuye stretched out her index finger and rubbed her back teeth: "You are so cold, so heartless, and so cruel!"
Yan Mo was speechless: "Go slowly and don't send me away!"
"Hehehehehahaha..."
I don't know if the baby can hear it. Anyway, when Jiu Ye left in anger and was furious, she still smiled happily.
In the small wooden house on Water Island, the candlelight flickered, Jiuye looked at the cleaned baby and fell into deep thought.
The baby's eyebrows are a little red, and if you look closely, they look like flowers. His eyes are as dark as grapes, big and bright. He keeps smiling when you look at him, and that smile is called healing.
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