Dressed as a villain eunuch, he was robbed by the world because of his sand sculpture.

Wen Juan frowned, "If that's the case, the chance of them meeting each other is very slim."

You Huaize's voice sounded particularly lonely in the prison, "Yes, but the handsome guy didn't know what to do at that time, so he could only try. The magic stick said she didn't know how long she could stay. Without her help, even if he changed himself No matter how perfect the retard is, it will be useless.

There was nothing he could do, he happened to be practicing throwing an iron ball, so he hit himself on the head. Don't tell me, he was lucky, he found someone.

However, the magic stick said that this was an illegal operation and she would be punished and asked the handsome guy to keep it a secret. Therefore, apart from me, only you, General Wen, know this story. Zhan Zhan and my brother don’t know, so you have to keep it a secret too. "

Wen Juan looked at You Huaize and nodded.

She always felt that a lot had been deleted from this story, and the deleted parts were heavy in a way that she couldn't explain.

Is it really just a matter of taking a breath and smashing it?

"Did the handsome guy find the idiot later?" she asked.

"Found it!" You Huaize showed a big smile, "It's still the same as before, nothing has changed."

Wen Juan said: "But the handsome guy left his original world and his original home."

"No, General Wen. He is going home. What he is looking for is his family."

Wen Juan nodded thoughtfully.

You Huaize's head moved and he grimaced in pain, "Hey, I'm off track. What I want to say is that sometimes we just have to put ourselves to death and survive. General Wen, don't worry, don't you just want to go to the battlefield to fight? You don’t have to be a general, right?”

Wen Juan nodded seriously, "Yes, as long as he can fight for the country, even if he is just a soldier, Wen Juan will do anything he can."

"That's easy, so don't worry, and don't have to carry it. The car will find its way to the mountain. You see, the handsome guy has found a dead man, so you don't have to worry. Only living is everything."

Wen Juan laughed, "Young Master You, this is different from the story you told me. The protagonist in the story chose a dead end."

You Huaize twitched the corner of his mouth, "That's because... there is hope. It's not in vain to die. If you understand it this way, it's not that you choose a dead end, but that as long as there is a glimmer of hope, you have to go even if it is a dead end."

Wen Juan looked at You Huaize's smile in confusion and repeated unconsciously, "Even if it's a dead end, do we still have to go?"

"Well, death is very painful General Wen, so if you are sick, you must treat it. Don't hold on. Only if you have life, will you have other things."

You Huaize lowered his head and couldn't see his expression clearly, "They say death is liberation, and you don't know anything after death. In fact, it's not true. It's very painful when you're dying."

Wen Juan finally felt the indescribable heaviness, "So, that handsome guy didn't just hit himself, he probably tried other ways to die."

You Huaize smiled and said, "Well, who knows? The story won't be told so clearly. Everyone wants to know the final result anyway. In the end, he succeeded."

Wen Juan: "But I want to know more clearly. Can Mr. You explain it in detail?"

You Huaize was silent for a long time and said softly: "At first I stabbed myself a few times, but then I thought it would be good to become a vegetative state in a car accident. Then I thought it would be okay to take sleeping pills and become a fool, but it didn't work. It didn't work no matter what. Wen General, do you know? When a person is about to die, his body will be very painful. No matter what method is used, it will hurt. In fact, hitting the iron ball was an impulse. At that time, the handsome guy was in a trance, so he rushed over by himself. "

Wen Juan didn't speak for a long time, "This story...Young Master should not tell it again in the future."

"Why?"

Wen Juan said in a low voice: "I feel uncomfortable listening to it."

You Huaize: "Okay, I just heard that to comfort someone, it's best to compare it with something worse. This will make you feel much better. Is it useful?"

Wen Juan said: "Thank you, Master You. Thank you. It's very useful."

"It's okay, it's not as heavy as you think. In fact, the handsome guy just can't support himself, so he plans to continue to rely on the fool and let her support him for the rest of his life."

Wen Juan smiled.

The prison was quiet for a while, no one spoke, both of them were immersed in their own thoughts, not knowing what they were thinking.

After an unknown amount of time, Wen Juan bit his lip and said to You Huaize, "Young Master You, can you ask Eunuch Yue for some medicine? I, you know I am a woman, I don't know if you know that every month for a woman... "

"I know! Do you have a stomachache?"

Wen Juan's face turned red, "No, I don't dare to take a shower. My body is... very dirty. It's very itchy and painful now. Can you ask Eunuch Xiaoyue to prescribe some medicine? It's been going on for almost ten days and I haven't seen any relief." I……"

You Huaize grabbed the iron railing and started to pull himself out, "Okay, I get it. Just bear it a little longer and don't scratch me. Hey, don't sit on the ground either. Sit on the haystack over there. Although it's not good, it's better than directly doing it." Sit on the ground, oh, let me go, my face! Ouch!"

You Huaize fell to the ground, and a layer of skin was scratched on both sides of his cheekbones. He finally pulled out his head, his head buzzing.

It’s heartbreaking and funny to watch.

Wen Juan couldn't help laughing, causing You Huaize to look at him sadly, "Master, who are you doing this for? I'm leaving, just wait, bear with me a little longer, don't scratch me!"

You Huaize rushed into the palace, and Xie Qianlan and Yue Fuling stood side by side outside the Jinluan Palace, talking about the affairs of the court.

You Huaize rushed over, grabbed Yue Fuling and ran away, shouting: "Prime Minister, let me tell my brother something about our woman's family."

Yue Fuling roared angrily: "A man and an eunuch, what are you talking about about a woman's family?! You Miaomiao, is there something wrong with your brain?! You haven't taken your medicine, have you?! Prime Minister, go back first, I..."

Yue Fuling's voice gradually faded away, and there was still the faint sound of You Huaize's screams, which sounded like he had been beaten.

……

"Do you think you are short-sighted? You asked someone from the Ministry of Punishment to break the railing for you, and then pulled it out! Why didn't your brain get crushed? People's brains are squeezed by the door, but it's better for you to be squeezed by the iron rod! "

Yue Fuling scolded You Huaize while applying medicine, "There will definitely be scars, just wait! You deserve it, there will be no girls for you to flirt with in the future."

You Huaize said, "It's okay. Have you prepared the medicine for General Wen? I'll send it to her."

"I asked someone to bring her to the palace. She needs a medicinal bath. Taking medicine will not make her better."

"I'll pick her up."

"Get out of here now, don't get your face wet! Anyway, I don't see you asking for your face, so don't do it. It just so happens that you don't need to wash it, so it saves trouble."

You Huaize walked to the door and looked back at her, "Brother, you are really like Zhao Gao now. I hope you will mistake a deer for a horse. Do you have to recognize a godson or something? Then your godson will take another person's life lightly, and then you... …”

"roll!"

"okay."