I'm waving my magic wand in Marvel

How would it feel for a person who has never worn suitable pants in his life to suddenly put on a pair of super comfortable pants?

At this moment, Hulk felt a sense of relief that the seal that had been sealed for many years was lifted with one move.

The soft material is skin-friendly, anti-damage and wear-resistant, and elastic and close-fitting to protect your happiness for the rest of your life.

Let Hulk, who has always been afraid of breaking his pants and dare not attack with all his strength, exploded with 120% combat effectiveness.

A punch down, gently knocking on the Chitauri battleship, a sweet dream.

The terrifying force makes a battleship capable of collapsing a building feel like a speeding car hitting an iron wall, but the brain shakes evenly between breaths.

All the armor on his body fell apart.

The huge body tilted up due to this resistance and smashed towards the Avengers.

Tony fired a missile, blasting away the battleship that had lost its armor protection.

However, they did not leave, but focused their attention on Hulk's lower body.

Don't get me wrong, they're looking at those super-stretchy pants emblazoned with the cartoon Hulk.

Barton had the best eyesight. He hesitated and said, "Did Hulk's butt come out just now?"

As soon as these words came out, Hulk's death gaze greeted him.

"Where did these pants come from?" Natasha said, "I bet they were not the same pants just now."

A group of people looked at each other, and Hulk reached out and tugged on his pants.

With his body type, these pants can actually be pulled up, which makes him love these pants.

“You can always trust the workmanship of Taran Industries.”

Hulk turned around and saw that John was taking a photo with his camera, developing it and waving his left hand.

"It suits you very well," John handed the photo to Hulk and said, "Hello, just call me John."

"Hulk." Hulk stared at the cartoon Hulk on the pants in the photo. Well, he liked these pants even more.

And John and Hulk also became friends because of their friendship over a pair of pants.

John looked at the Avengers as if they were ghosts.

He walked towards them calmly, "Thor, are you hurt?"

Thor was stunned. He didn't expect that the first thing John did when he arrived was to notice that he was injured. However, being stabbed by his younger brother still made him a little nervous.

"Yes, a little injury." He lied, he staggered when he came down just now.

Although the Asgardian resisted the beating, he was still seriously injured by his brother's blow.

John walked over and raised his hand to touch his wound.

His wounds were healing quickly, and Thor felt miraculous, "healing magic."

"Very effective." John walked next to Natasha again.

Natasha said: "Don't you want to say something?"

John thought for a while, "The two sandwiches are still there, if you want..."

Natasha rolled her eyes and turned away speechlessly.

The Avengers formed a circle and faced off against the Chitauri soldiers.

Loki, who was riding the aircraft, ordered.

"All hands on deck."

The Wuqitari soldiers at the other end of the transmission channel received the order and all came out.

More soldiers were dispatched.

On the Avengers side, Steve also started making arrangements.

"Contain them before closing the channel."

"Barton, you go to the roof and find out the marching route of these people."

"Stark, hold your position. Anything approaching these three streets will force them to retreat, or they will be burned to ashes."

The two men received the order and took action.

Steve continued: "Thor, you have to find a way to block the portal."

"Natasha, you and I control the ground battlefield."

"Hulk……"

"Excuse me," John rubbed his fingers on the bracelet, tapped it, and said, "Do you mind if I put something down?"

"What?" Steve was stunned.

I saw ten huge boxes falling rapidly from the sky.

During the fall, the box disintegrated in the air.

Then they turned into independent parts and quickly spliced ​​them together on this street according to the position set by the program.

The parts are joined together like stacked blocks to form a huge fortress covering a hundred meters.

Several places on the fortress were opened, shells were fired from within, and the fire was focused on a battleship.

This firepower was more ferocious than Ivan's air force mode, and it destroyed the huge battleship from the belly.

"you are welcome."

After finishing everything, John took off the bracelet and put it in Natasha's hand.

"S.H.I.E.L.D. must have taught you how to quickly control a strange machine," John said with a raised eyebrow, "I'll go see where Loki is and give him a good beating."

He turned and waved, disappearing with a wave of his wand.

Natasha stared at the bracelet, then looked at the place where John disappeared.

...

Under the Taran Building.

A modified green motorcycle has a cool streamlined shape and is traveling fast.

Hattie wore a helmet, accelerated on the street, pulled out a gun attached to the car, and fired at the Chitauri soldiers in front.

The bullets had an armor-piercing effect and eliminated the Chitauri blocking the road.

A man waved from the side of the road. She squeezed the brakes, dragged a long tire mark on the ground and stopped in front of the man.

Hattie opened her helmet and looked at her boss. She said angrily: "Where have you been?"

"Me?" John shrugged, "Saving the world, of course."

Pointing to the sky, the steel soldiers who flew over chased and attacked the Chitauri soldiers.

Cannonballs fired from the ground bombard the Chitauri warships.

John was curious about where Hattie was.

"I'm afraid you're outside." Hattie asked John to get in the car. "Tallan Building has deployed defenses. Let's get there quickly."

"No need," John came down mainly because he saw his assistant racing on the street. He shook his head and said, "You can just go back."

"You won't come with me?" Hattie raised her eyebrows and asked, "Where else are you going?"

"A guy just froze me into an ice cube," John grinned. "I also hold a grudge."

He waved his hand and asked Hattie to go back.

It was touching enough for this girl to come out specifically to find him.

Hearing this, Hattie gave up and ran after John to hold his hand.

John grabbed it with his backhand, and the world around Hattie spun around, turning into the inside of the Taran Building. Before he could say anything, John disappeared again.

Hattie was left holding on to the trash can in the office and vomiting.

...

Loki's eyelids twitched. Unfortunately, there is no such thing as wealth in the left eye and disaster in the right eye in Asgard.

He was flying over New York with the aircraft, looking at the brave Avengers and Iron Soldiers, a gloomy look flashed in his eyes.

I didn't expect that there are so many resistance forces on this planet.

There was even a moment when he saw his own Destroyer armor using a big sword to give the battleship a chill.

If it weren't for the different styles, he would have thought that his father was wearing the Destroyer armor to kill his relatives.

The current situation was not a one-sided crush. Several Iron Soldiers were destroyed after running out of ammunition. However, people from the army quickly came over to block the streets and replace the weapon boxes for the Iron Soldiers.

Taking New York was more difficult than imagined, Loki said with a sullen face.

"Blasting curse!"

While he was thinking, a ray of light struck him.

It penetrated directly through the aircraft, turning into a big explosion and flying Loki away.

Loki flew out and hit the building, falling quickly.

He adjusted his body in the air and moved his hand close to the building, leaving a ferocious trail on the outer wall.

Loki fell to the ground and looked up.

John waved the wand in his hand, raised his eyebrows and said to him: "Surprise."

Loki's pupils shrank, and he actually came out of the ice?

The wand pointed diagonally at the ground and dropped to the ground. John smiled and said, "Let me see."

"Can God die?"

...