After binding the system, Mrs. Wei went down the mountain

When Aunt Wei was young, medical care was not as advanced as it is now, and there was no so-called lactation specialist. After a woman gave birth, her milk would sometimes become clogged or the child's mouth would be weak and unable to suck milk after the first meal. At that time, men and women were still relatively shy. Most women would not ask their husbands for help. Instead, they would seek help from familiar women or experienced women. In Aunt Wei’s memory, four or fifty years ago, I have done this a lot.

Seeing the strange expression on Aunt Wei's face, Zhang Guohua knew that Aunt Wei was thinking wrong and said quickly:

"Aunt Wei, I want to buy some small native chickens or something from you to supplement my daughter-in-law's needs."

Old Mrs. Wei's face relaxed. That's good. It's not like she, an 88-year-old woman, can just lie in the arms of someone else's daughter-in-law and suck her breasts.

"But, Miss Guohua, I am a vegetable seller and not chicken."

"Auntie, please see if you can help me. I can bring one or two of your chickens. My daughter-in-law here is usually picky, and now she is even more picky. She won't eat anything except your food. , I can’t eat vegetables every day during this confinement period.”

Mrs. Wei looked confused: "There are a lot of vegetables in my garden, but there really aren't any little hens."

Zhang Guohua knows that rural people generally raise chickens, especially hens, for laying eggs. Now is a good time for hens to lay eggs, so it’s understandable that Mrs. Wei doesn’t want to sell them.

"Auntie, I know you are reluctant to sell it now. The market price of an old rural hen is 200 yuan. I will give you 500 yuan and you will part with it once. There is nothing I can do about it."

Zhang Guohua was so anxious that he tried everything from pig's trotters to wild crucian carp. In short, he tried everything recommended by people around him, but his wife just couldn't eat it.

Mrs. Wei sighed and said awkwardly:

"Guohua girl, that's you. Just because we are destined, I will bring you two tomorrow morning."

"Hey, thank you, Aunt Wei. Do you think you can let me go with you? I'll take it back right away so she can eat it today."

Zhang Guohua can wait until tomorrow, but his daughter-in-law and granddaughter cannot wait until tomorrow.

Mrs. Wei: "That's not possible. My chickens are free-range in the mountains and are difficult to catch. How about you go back first and leave me your home address. I will catch them and deliver them to you later. Come over, by the way, you have a phone number, right? Leave me your phone number and I'll call you when I get there."

"Hey, that's fine. I'm sorry to trouble you, Aunt Wei. This is my phone number."

After saying that, Zhang Guohua took out her senior phone and found her phone number from the address book.

After taking a look at Zhang Guohua's ugly mobile phone, Mrs. Wei curled her lips and wrote down Zhang Guohua's phone number. Mrs. Wei asked again:

"Is this your phone number your Penguin number? If so, I'll add you and then just send a message."

Zhang Guohua was a little embarrassed.

"What is Penguin? Why don't you give me a call?"

"Guohua, how old are you now? You don't even know about the Penguin? You can't do it either, you're too behind the times."

When Zhang Guohua was riding his electric bike back, his mind was full of Mrs. Wei's words: "How old are you? Are you out of date?"

Being laughed at, I still feel the pain that I can't express. I can't say that I was laughed at by an old lady in her 80s, saying that she didn't know what a penguin was?

The more Zhang Guohua thinks about it, the more uncomfortable he feels. He is 58 years old and has been retired for three years. Among the old sisters around him, he is considered a trend-setter. Why are he being laughed at?

When he got home, Zhang Guohua was still unhappy. His daughter-in-law Wang Jing felt something was wrong. When she asked, she almost burst out laughing.

"Haha, Mom, you are not out of date, it's just that Aunt Wei is too fashionable. Look at an old lady at that age who still drives a big G!"

"Xiao Jing, what exactly is this penguin? The penguins in Antarctica have established signals that can be used for communication?"

Before Zhang Guohua retired, he was a cadre in the water conservancy department. He really didn't know much about communications. He didn't even think about how penguins transmit signals all the way home.

"Hahaha, Mom, you are so funny. This penguin is not the one in Antarctica, it is this one. Look at this little penguin on my phone. This is a software. Nowadays, young people are playing this. They can send messages and pictures. Make a voice call or something.”

Zhang Guolian nodded repeatedly and then asked:

"Then can you get one for me?"

Wang Jing looked at Zhang Guohua’s senior phone, and then said:

"Mom, your phone doesn't work. If you want to play, wait until Xiaotao comes back and I'll ask him to take you to buy a new smartphone, and then you can play."

Wang Jing means that according to his mother-in-law's character, as long as the old one can still be used, she will never buy a new one and waste money. However, Wang Jing underestimated the irritation of the 88-year-old Wei Wei to her mother-in-law. .

"Okay, I'll go find Xiao Tao soon and ask him to take me to buy one."

Wang Jing:......

Mrs. Wei still didn't know how much she stimulated Zhang Guohua.

At this time, Yi Xiaojing was riding like lightning. Yi Xiaojing had a sad look on her face and didn't even notice where Mrs. Wei was going.

"Auntie, where do we raise chickens on the mountain? You're not going to buy another chicken and pretend to be a replacement, are you?"

Thinking of that situation, Yi Xiaojing's eyes widened.

"You girl have a lot on your mind, but you are right. We do not raise chickens at home. Last time I went to your house, I remembered that you didn't raise chickens at home?"

"Me? My home?"

While Yi Xiaojing was confused, she realized that the road in front of her was leading to her home.

"Auntie, didn't that aunt say that her daughter-in-law can only eat the vegetables you grow and the chickens you raise? Wouldn't that be misleading?"

Yi Xiaojing looked worried.

Mrs. Wei looked at Yi Xiaojing, who looked worried and disapproving, and sighed in her heart, the child is a good child, but he is a bit too stupid.

"You are stupid. If I buy a chicken from your house and raise it in my house, aren't they also chickens raised by me?"

Yi Xiaojing thought about it and it seemed to make sense.

When the two of them arrived, Grandma Yi was feeding chickens in the yard.

When I saw my granddaughter coming back, I was happy at first, and then I scolded her with a straight face.

"You girl always trouble you, Aunt Wei. Aren't you coming back once this month? You don't have to worry about me as an old woman at home."

"Nai, don't lecture me yet. I have something to do when I come back this time."

"Xingmei, I'm here to see you this time. I want to buy two chickens from you."

Grandma Yi was a little confused when she heard that Mrs. Wei was looking for her. When she heard that she was buying chickens, Grandma Yi laughed.

"Hey, sister, what are you talking about? I don't have anything else in my house but these chickens. I like to raise some chickens, ducks, etc., but I can't eat many. If you want to eat, just say it, what? Money or not?”