[Comprehensive] Let’s see how Uanfan achieves the best ending

▲GJOB/STOB

▲"Obito" and "Obito" are the male and female personalities of "Obito" respectively. The refined personality of "Otsutsuki Tobi" is the product of the "soul, flesh and blood" of the three parts of the country of gems, and can also be regarded as Past life, present life or one soul and two bodies.

▲Unconventional transformation

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Zenin Jinji, a super human shield warrior with a bad personality who has no magic power and is disliked by his family, and Zenin Mimito, who has no magic skills but has special healing abilities, are a famous pair of crazy brothers and sisters in the magic world.

The former left the Chanyuan family and became a famous magician killer. The latter married into the Gojo family and became famous as "the bad evil daughter of the Zen monastery".

In fact, before they were so glamorous and comfortable with food and clothing, the Chanyuan brothers and sisters went through a long period of not having enough to eat.

It’s not that the Chanyuan family is so bad or harsh, the brother and sister have all the food and water that normal children need, but the food is not that precious and delicious.

You can even have tea and dessert after the meal if you want.

Shi'er and Yu Meidu, one is handsome and the other is beautiful and lovely. Many servants are willing to give them some casual preferential treatment under the attack of their appearance. Although the tea tasted average and the desserts were tart and greasy, you could tell at a glance that the servants had picked them out from the leftovers.

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Shi'er was born in the Chanyuan family, one of the three royal families in the world of magic. However, due to the heaven and the curse, the power of the spell was zero, but he also gained a powerful body. And he is smart and agile.

This also means that Shi'er cannot be like ordinary children, who can eat a little to feel full. A little bit is enough. Physical training and mental activities require a lot of calories.

The imperial beauty was picked up from outside by the Chanyuan family. It is said that it was Shi'er's father's romantic debt. My mother had passed away due to poverty and illness. Before her death, she frequently contacted the Zen family to ask for care.

Taking into account the woman's outstanding appearance and humble request, the Chanyuan family asked the girl to recognize her ancestors and return to the clan. The family was so big that they were not afraid of having an extra mouth. Besides, if a beautiful girl is well educated, she is not only a good tool, but also a good vase.

Jin'er and Yu Mei are not siblings from the same mother, but they unexpectedly collide with each other: they have the same black hair and green eyes, but Jin'er has straight hair, while Yu Meidu has fried hair. Shir's short black hair made Yumei, whose back looked like a bunch of pineapples/Christmas tree, gnash her teeth in anger.

Yu Meidu was only two years old when he was brought back to Zenyuan's home, and was left to roam next door to Shi'er. Taking advantage of the child's lack of resistance, Shi'er demolished the partition door and arrogantly occupied half of Yu Meidu's room. At that time, the little Yu Mei vomited bubbles and turned over, ignoring Shi'er.

Then Shi'er paid the price for this. After Yu Mei could run, jump and talk, Shi'er became half of Yu Meidu's nanny.

Mimi doesn't have the talent to become a magician, but she has special healing abilities and a portable room.

She turned a blind eye, or in other words, accepted it calmly. They even directly requisitioned the "dusty rough house" in Yumeidu and piled a lot of debris into it.

When Yu Meidu grew up, she did not get into a fight with Shir because of this.

Yu Meidu just took Shir's wallet away to buy Daifuku to feed the cat.

Portable rough house, to use a popular word, is portable space.

The rough room - before Yu Meidu figured out how to name it, I always thought it was convenient to call it this - it can store living things and non-living things, can be used as a room for people to live in, and can also be teleported and connected to other places, as long as Yu Meidu has been there Anywhere, you can teleport through the rough room.

Shi'er found it very convenient, and unilaterally decided that if he didn't have money to buy a house in the future, he could barely live in it, and if he didn't have money to take a car, he could ask his sister to pick him up. He even described a blueprint for developing express delivery in a special industry, but the brother and sister ended up protesting because they were hungry.

Since Shi'er used his pretty face and Yu Meidu's lolita voice to form a double attack, Shi'er and Yu Meidu's food began to be large enough to satisfy them.

The servant was still half an hour late in delivering the meal.

The brother and sister buried their heads in eating.

Everything that you can't eat and don't like is thrown into the trash can in the rough house - the rough room has a vast space, and you can pile it up as much as you want, as long as it is dealt with in time.

While throwing away the garbage, Jin'er felt that the Chanyuan house was indeed a relic of the old times, with such a precious object as a vase for marriage.

Shi'er himself had no intention of selling his sister for glory.

He already has the potential to be a good dad, really.

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There seems to be a saying on the Internet that "people with frizzy hair have unruly personalities" and "people with smooth hair have a gentle heart". This does not match up with the Chanyuan brothers and sisters, and is even completely opposite.

He is very unruly and has a bad temper. He showed his potential as a "professional pretty boy who eats soft food" at a young age. Because of being bound by heaven and curse, he was ostracized and isolated by a family that valued magic, which led to Shi'er developing an anti-social personality and hating the family and the magic world that denied him.

Yu Meidu has many faces and is unpredictable. As tame as a white rabbit, as evil as a tiger, she had the demeanor of a "whip-dancing evil lady who loves money" at a young age. There is always a firm illusion that "mother" is cuckolding "father" because the Zenyuan family is not worthy of such a cute little cotton-padded jacket.

Yu Meidu has no interest in Zen monasteries or spells.

By the way, Yu Meidu has raised many cats and kittens in the rough house. The most beloved cat in the beautiful girl's dream is a blue-eyed white-haired cat. Her eyes are like the infinitely extending blue sky, and her hair is like the new snow and moonlight.

Yu Meidu was instantly impressed by her beauty in her golden age. From then on, she saved money and lived frugally. She vowed to buy a house and dig a fish pond to welcome back her master and worship her. Even when she was poor, she was so fanatical that she carried aphrodisiac with her everywhere. And to the point of jerky.

Until one day, the rough house was named Shenwei, and the gray portable space took on a new look with the change of eyes. Mimito's green eyes turned red, and Kamui took on color. Then a whirlpool appeared around Mimidu, sucking Mimidu and the bunch of persimmon cakes in her hand into the vortex.

Gojo Satoru discovered the spatial fluctuations of his close soul friend who had not officially met. He saw half a bunch of very beautiful and sweet persimmon cakes. As soon as he reached out to pick them up, he brought out the other half bunch of persimmons and a very beautiful loli.

Gojo Satoru said "Wow", and with a clever move, he took the persimmon cake and dodged, and the Tenfall Loli flipped over in mid-air and landed steadily.

Gojo Satoru looked at Mimidu, and Mimidu looked at the persimmon cake.

Gojo Satoru: ...

Yu Meidu:......

Gojo Satoru: ...Evil Girl Senju?

Yu Meidu: ...The most handsome guy in the world?

After confirming the eyes, they are simple soul friends who communicate through the network drift bottle.

The unmarried couple, who later became known as "married on the fingertips", met each other, and the first meeting between childhood sweethearts ended with the persimmon cake being shared equally.

After returning home, Yu Meidu and Shi'er studied it for a while, and found that when Yu Meidu's eyes turned red, the irises turned into magatama, and the two magatama were arranged symmetrically. When Yu Meidu thinks of a rough house... and a divine space, Magatama spins and merges quickly to form a cool dart pattern, shaped like three sickles in conjunction, and like a three-leaf windmill - whirlpools will appear around you.

Since then, Mimi has become more proficient in mastering space. In the past, she could not use her power to move with her thoughts, but now she can do whatever she wants like in popular comics, from active exertion to passive enjoyment.

It is said that once you raise a cat, you will use it for a lifetime. The fun and rewards gained from raising a cat make Yu Meidu feel happy, and the space inside her body changes from gray to bright, and the dull colors are gradually covered by black, green, blue and white.

Yu Meidu's future plans have also changed. He rarely carries Muten Polygonum with him anymore, and the dried meat has been replaced by candies wrapped in shiny paper.

That's great, Yu Meidu is so stupid.

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On a certain day of a certain year, a certain month, the brothers and sisters in the Chanyuan were hungry because the servant did not come to deliver food.

Shi'er asked Yu Meidu: Do you still have cat food (feeding from cats) in your rough house?

Yu Meidu frowned: Bai Maomao lost contact.

Shi'er clicked his tongue.

After an hour, there was still no servant coming to deliver the food.

No matter what the reason is, it may be some brat seeking personal revenge, or it may be a warning from some relic from the old era.

The Chanyuan brothers and sisters were sure that they would be hungry at noon today.

As a result, Xianyu became paralyzed, lying on the wet edge outside the house, and ordered Yu Meidu to climb the tree and pick persimmons.

There is a persimmon tree in the courtyard with only a few orange-red fruits left. The previously ripe persimmons were picked and eaten by Shir.

The trunk is thick and dry. In summer, a small part of the umbrella cover will cover the wet edge to form a natural shade canopy.

As Mimito climbed the tree, he said, "If the tree could grow longer, there would be more persimmons to eat."

Shi'er said, "I bet you two pots of cat rice that you are dreaming."

At this time, Mimito had climbed up the tree and sat down. Hearing this, he shook the tree trunk and yelled "bagatoji", but there were no leaves on the branches to fall off and spread his face.

So Shi Er hummed and laughed, and Yu Meidu was about to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the golden bell hung upside down unsteadily, so Yu Meidu subconsciously used his hands and feet to suck on the tree like an octopus. As a result, the persimmon tree was like a dead tree with spring, " It made a sound, and it quickly became full of vitality. The branches and leaves were lush, and many fruits grew. It didn't take long for the green fruits to ripen and turn into orange-red.

Yu Meidu subconsciously praised and said, "Ji'er, your reverse crow's mouth is really very good. Please praise me as the only useless poor guy in the world. Then I will be a genius and rich woman when I grow up!"

Shier:…………

"Are you crazy about money? Say no. Give me the persimmon quickly. Your brother is hungry."

Yu Meidu picked the persimmons with her mouth flat, her hands and feet were quick, and she threw them down without missing a beat. She picked up one and peeled it with her mouth. The sweet and abundant juice and pulp relieved the convulsions in her stomach.

Mimi climbed down the tree, still holding a bunch of persimmons in her mouth.

Shi'er curled his lips and said, "You have to feed the cat again."

Yu Meidu then stuffed Shi'er with a mouthful of persimmons and said with a smile: The cat is so cute, how can you not feed it (pun intended)? Cats are justice!

Shi'er gave Yu Meidu a violent shudder, very happy.

The brother and sister went back to their room to have a late lunch as if nothing had happened, ignoring the servants' panicked screams of dead wood turning into spring.

The blooming of dead trees still attracted the attention of Zen masters, and Yumeidu was studied by Hao Yitong. It was found that this ability is very suitable for promoting the development of plants, making them grow leaves and bloom, and is characterized by being more delicious than the original varieties.

Zen Master:…………

So after enjoying timely and delicious meals for less than a month, the brother and sister began to feel hungry again.

On a daily basis when she was hungry, Yumei airdropped persimmon vinegar from her rough room and gave her cat delicious fried fish made from ultra-cheap frozen mackerel that had been frozen for half a year in a vegetable market freezer given by her maid.

Yu Meidu, who was hungry again, said to Shi'er, "I think we need to make some noise. At least I don't want to eat half a pickled fish and half a bowl of sticky rice every meal."

Shi'er said, "Okay, I'm ready to go out, no matter what."

Yu Meidu said calmly, "I'm ready for the healing ability that is different from the magic power. At least I will give them something to eat before marrying me off casually."

Shi'er continued to cook the rice, "Just do it as far as your eyes can see. Those relics from the old era are only worthy of staying in the well."

Mimi poured the tea soup into a bowl to make rice, and happily stirred it with chopsticks. "I may be able to win the agreement between Zenyuan and Gojo."

Shi'er said "Oh (↗)", "That cat of yours?"

Shi'er snorted again, "The cat's food has not been in vain for so many years."

Yu Meidu glanced at Shen'er, chewed the rice and swallowed it a few times, saying with a meaningful pun, "Indeed."

Mimidu showed a subtle smile.

Shi Er half-closed his eyes.

Shier: Brat, take your eyes back.

Yu Meidu: Beautiful lady, please let me touch your chest and abdomen before you leave ruthlessly.

Shier: Oh (↗)? Has my lovely sister started to behave like this too?

Yu Meidu: In order to prevent me from being unable to resist the beauty of my future roommate, I need to meet a handsome man with a big head, chest and butt in advance.

Shi'er: Tsk, aren't you already very good at it?

Yu Meidu: No matter where you are, just so-so.

Yu Meidu: Then can I move (touch)?

Shi'er did not continue to argue with words, and just lay down half-ly, folding his hands behind his head comfortably, looking at Yu Meidu with a half-smile.

Yu Meidu pulled up the cushion and moved over. He opened Shi'er's shirt expressionlessly, slapped a palm on the bandage on Shi'er's chest, and pressed hard on Shi'er's bleeding abdomen. The bright green The light spread from Yu Meidu's hands and slowly enveloped Shi'er's wounds.

After 5 minutes, Yu Meidu stopped her hand and patted Shi'er's thighs with strong muscles and beautiful lines twice, and rubbed her index finger and thumb together.

Shi'er's face was neither black nor green, and then he half-squinted his eyes again and sneered again.

Yu Meidu: Okay, you can go. From now on, the brothers and sisters will settle the accounts. I will not work for nothing without money.

Shi'er stretched and turned over to lie on his side to prepare to fall asleep.

Yu Meidu ignored her rogue brother, picked up Shi'er's coat, put it on and left.

As for the beautiful female Haori who stayed?

Don't make trouble, isn't that the reward money reserved for pretty boys?

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The engagement between Gojo and Chanyuan was successfully fulfilled.

Yu Meidu officially stamped the harvest of a white-haired cat.

From then on, the Zen Garden Imperial City became the Gojo Imperial Capital.

The tall Gojo Satoru took his lolita wife and happily ate sweets, and the beauty x beauty scene attracted attention.

Both the Zenin family’s old-time relics and the Gojo family’s rotten oranges expressed great satisfaction.

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Satoru: Ah, this wagashi is delicious!

Pop it into your mouth in one bite and you will be very satisfied~

Yu Meidu: Ah, they are persimmons grown by the Chanyuan family.

Enlightenment: Is it that dead tree that springs back to life?

Yu Meidu: (a pair of eye rolls)

Satoru: Well, honey, do you want a kiss?

The cat with white fur and blue eyes sends an invitation to the cat with black fur and green eyes.

The black cat didn't even look up.

Yu Meidu: Chou refuses.

Enlightenment: Wow—honey, you must have misunderstood your husband’s beauty!

Yu Meidu: Huh? Do you have any correct answers for my dog ​​husband?

Gojo Satoru: ...

sluggish.

Cold field.

Scared out of the original painting.

Enlightenment: Dog...dog, dog husband? !

Gojo Satoru put down his sunglasses, revealing his eyes as blue as the sky. His beautiful face directly looked up at Mimito's oval face, and his snow-white hair and snow-white eyelashes were shining.

Wu: My dear, we are a young couple, and you actually have the heart to say such heartless words to your most handsome husband in the world!

The black cat stretched out its paw pads and pushed the white cat away.

Yu Meidu's knives and forks are as fast as lightning.

Chew, chew, chew.

Ruthless Yu Meidu: I am not only ruthless, I am also ruthless.

Mimito finally forked the strawberry daifuku and put it into her mouth to chew.

Wutiao cats have bad intuition.

Looking down, the bowls and dishes were shiny.

Looking up, the shit shovel officer was holding matcha.

The white cat cast an accusing look at the black cat scavenger.

The guests who were secretly photographing him and the waiters who paid attention from time to time all made gasping sounds.

Yu Meidu (sticky reading): Thank you for the hospitality, my dear.

Gojo Satoru: ...

Gojo Satoru: Zen Temple Royal Beauty Capital!

Gobito: Gojo Gometo.

Gojo Satoru: ...

The 40cm height difference between DK cats and JK cats & shit shovelers begins a life of intimacy, slapstick, and sweet dog abuse. After the upcoming graduation, they will start a happy marriage life with God's help.

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On the night when Yu Meidu officially came of age, she received two text messages, a bank transfer notice and a letter from home.

From Shi Er, who travels the world looking for a wife with his children:

I'll take my lunch box away first, see you later.

To, who is looking for a wife all over the world with his children:

Wuyun prosperous∧＿∧

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The sub-adult half-mermaids and underage half-mermaids, who swam across the oceans from their hometown of Dark Continent to Arctic Bay with their niece, looked at each other in disbelief and communicated in half-mermaid language in the electromagnetic waves.

Underage half-mermaid: [Where are we? 】

Sub-adult half-mermaid: [The frozen ocean. 】

Underage half-mermaid: [Is there an ocean prison here? I’m so hungry. How can we work, where can we eat, where should we go next, where are your spouse and the little fish roe? 】

Sub-adult half-mermaid: [This is the territory of humans. If you are not hungry, don’t know, don’t eat, go find my fish tank and forget about it. 】

Underage half-mermaid: […………]

Underage half-mermaid: [That white bear looks very fat...]

Sub-adult half-mermaid: [Do you want to eat fat? Fat does not taste good, and if you are not thin, you will easily gain weight if you eat it. Fatty fish does not look good. 】

Underage half-mermaid: [...How did your aunt fall in love with you? 】

Sub-adult half-mermaid: [It’s uncle. Last time I went ashore, I turned into a human woman. We half-mermaids have no gender, and I laid the small fish seeds. 】

Underage half-mermaid: […………]

Underage half-mermaid: [I am indeed not a human, you are a real dog! 】

Sub-adult half-mermaid: [I am a half-mermaid. 】

Underage half-mermaid: […………]

Underage half-mermaid: [I'm going to find a sunken ship to find currency. Don't move around here. 】

Sub-adult half-mermaid: [Oh. 】

The beautiful half-mermaid with white hair and blue eyes is the handler of the ocean prison of the Gods. She took her brown-haired and brown-eyed niece across the ocean and swam into human society. She took the ID card arranged by the clan leader and sneaked into the human society in disguise. Among the foreigners who jumped into the sea to escape from the smuggling boats of human traffickers, they were "rescued" and communicated in plastic human language, and successfully applied for visas.

The half-mermaids from the countryside who swam from the poor mountains and remote villages have never seen advanced technology and cannot even speak the universal neon language smoothly. They can only sell cheap labor to move bricks at the dock.

With the gimmick of "weird beauty and hardcore bricks", he attracted local snakes and fat sheep to find trouble, and made a lot of money by cheating on others.

Chanyuan Shier, who was carrying his baby everywhere looking for his wife, didn't know that his wife had come ashore this time and became a man and had changed her name.

It's so miserable!

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As for why Yanque changed her gender and changed her name...

Half-Mermaid So-and-so: I heard that human men always prefer women younger than themselves. Once the wife at home is over 30 years old, she will be called an old woman with a yellow face. Tsk tsk tsk, tsk tsk tsk, what a heartless human being.

28 years old and more than [-] years old·Old woman·Yellow-faced woman·Fanque♀:...

Half-human snake so-and-so: But human men and women are very tolerant of men's age. A man in his 50s or [-]s will still be called brother as long as he is handsome enough, tsk tsk tsk...

Half-mermaid who has no gender and can change gender at will: Chaffinch:...

Then I will change into a man this time when I go ashore. The little fish roe has already been laid, so Jin'er probably won't mind... When I do, I will change back into a woman (not caring).

You are seriously thinking about something that is very extraordinary for human beings, Finch.

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And the original scene of Yanque taking her clan niece to apply for the certificate:

Application | Certificate guy: What’s your name?

Chanque thought about an impromptu name on the spot and reported it syllable by syllable. The Roman name he gave himself was Hosugo·Hoshi (Chanque·Star). Subconsciously following the customs of the Mobius continent, he was accustomed to giving his first name first and then his surname.

Yanque thought he was saying "Ho...sugo...ro. Ho...shi...ro (囧...鸟.星...)."

However, due to the foreign accent, plastic neon language, and the habit of appending "ro" to the end of each sentence, what the certificate application guy actually heard was "Hu...shigo...ro. Ho...shi...no .”

So the name became "Fushiguro Hoshino".

It’s not the “Sparrow Star” in the order of names and surnames, let alone the “Star Sparrows” in the order of names.

The clan’s niece and goddaughter became Fushiguro Tsumiki.

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small theater:

Wutiao Maomao (everyone is a loser when wearing sunglasses): Ever since I entered the palace (Shenwei rough house), I have been favored by my wife (the shit shovel officer). (Zenyuan) There are countless cat nests at home (Gojo) and outside the home (Xiao), but I just love my cat’s climbing frame, so I don’t advise my wife (Poop Scooping Officer) to get even rain and dew. My wife (Poop Scooping Officer) just listens to the master. If so, isn't that right? Last night, I summoned my wife to feed her and purr her hair. After serving her all night, my body felt very comfortable.

Xiao (subway, old man, looking at mobile phone): Doesn’t the boss look bad?

The pretty girl who shovels shit (holding her face): How can the cat not obey the cat when it’s so cute!

Shier Maomao who ran away from home (showing middle finger): Gan!

The strawberries in Shi'er's arms: snoring, snoring...