Siheyuan: Superintendent at the beginning, wife Reba!

Chapter 114 Spray your shit on you! !

As Yan Bugui said this, he couldn't help but touch a few handfuls of plump wild boar meat.

After he finished greeting Zhang Chengfei, he looked at his oily hands and felt happy. He had to go home and wash his hands in the pot. Today's dinner can be considered a meat dish! !

Saying goodbye to Yan Bugui, Zhang Chengfei and Dalong took the meat back to the backyard together, attracting the attention of countless neighbors along the way.

Jia Zhang was picking up the soles of her shoes, and her eyes widened when she saw this. If this meat belonged to someone else, she would definitely come forward to ask for it. If the other party dared not to give it to her, she would have to open her mouth and spray the other person's face with shit.

But now it was Zhang Chengfei who was holding the meat, but she didn't dare to say anything. There was nothing she could do, she was a shrew, not a fool, so she didn't dare to bar her teeth at him.

When he got to the backyard and put the meat down, Zhang Chengfei took a knife of meat and handed it to Dalong, "Take it home and eat it with Auntie."

Dalong took a look and saw that the meat weighed three to four kilograms. He was flattered and said, "Section Chief, it's too much... You don't need to take care of me like this."

--Because his family conditions are not good and he usually relies on his colleagues to take care of the family business, he is very sensitive a lot of the time.

"What's more?" Zhang Chengfei rolled his eyes at him, "I trouble my aunt to cook for her every day. This is for her, not you. And she takes care of you? You are so beautiful!"

Dalong was scolded by him and felt much better.

After Dalong left with the meat, Grandma Zhang looked at the remaining [-] kilograms of wild boar meat, her face turned into a flower with a smile.

Seeing this, Zhang Chengfei started to accuse her of being a money-crazy old lady again, "Old lady, if these meats were sold in the pigeon market, they would sell for more than 100 yuan. Wouldn't you be so happy that you would have big snot bubbles coming out of your nose?"

Grandma Zhang hit him on the head with a pipe and a pot, "You brat, if I don't beat you for a day, go and pickle the meat for your wedding."

Zhang Chengfei was beaten, and he carried the meat pitifully to the back room. As soon as he put the meat away, he heard Reba's voice.

"Grandma, is Brother Dachengzi back?"

"He's back. He's cooking meat in the back room. You go find him."

After a moment, there was a sound of footsteps, and then Reba walked in.

Seeing so much meat, Reba was immediately startled, "Brother, where did all this meat come from?"

Zhang Chengfei glanced at her and struck a handsome pose, "Where else could it come from? Your brother earned it."

Then, he told Reba how he killed a wild boar.

At the end, he smoothed his hair and asked, "How about you? Are you a good man?"

Reba covered her mouth and retched.

Zhang Chengfei was helpless, "What do you mean? Are you pregnant with my brother's child? I don't think I've done anything to you yet, right?"

--You, on the other hand, almost did that to me...

Seeing that he was not speaking properly, Reba glared at him and asked, "Brother, we are getting married soon. Can I ask you a question?"

"ask!"

"Do you love me?"

"Love, eh..."

"What is love? How much love is there?" Reba continued to ask.

"What's the actual size?" Zhang Chengfei rubbed his chin and thought for a while, "If it's the exact size, it's about 23 or 24 centimeters. Even if the head and tail are cut off, it's still [-]."

"What are you talking about? Why can't I hear..." Reba didn't react at first, but when she did, her eyes immediately turned green.

"Holy shit, are you serious? Cut off the head and tail of the nineteen? Didn't I find a treasure? Come on, let me check to see if you are bragging."

As he said that, he began to gear up, looking like he was hungry for a big sword.

Zhang Chengfei couldn't help but shudder, he drove a car, why did he drive himself in?

Seeing Reba getting closer and closer, he turned around and wanted to run away, but Reba subdued her and pushed her down on the kang.

Seeing Reba's face getting closer and closer, he could only close his eyes tightly, veins appeared on his hands, and he tightly grasped the mattress under him...

After a long time, Reba stood up, retracted her hands, and smiled wildly at Zhang Chengfei, "It's okay, I'm not lying."

--It seems that the future "happiness" of the Sa family is guaranteed.

Zhang Chengfei got up from the kang, holding up his pants, his cheeks were slightly red, and his breath was unsteady, "No, you... are you a big girl?"

--Whose big girl behaves like you?

But Reba stretched out her index finger and shook it gently, "Don't you understand this, brother? A big girl doesn't understand anything and is so curious about everything!"

"Those little wives I have met before, the more knowledgeable they are, the more they pretend to be pure. They all pretend to be pure, and I have no choice but to pretend to be impure."

Zhang Chengfei sneered at her fallacy, but didn't say anything. Without him, I'm afraid I'll go crazy again! !

It's not that I'm afraid, the main thing is that the old lady is outside. Otherwise, I have to take care of her with my mace and let her know why the flowers are so red! !

The two of them just marinated the pork and hung it up while flirting.

Zhang Chengfei told his grandma that he was going on a date with Reba, and pushed his bicycle out the door.

When I walked into the middle courtyard, I saw a pretty good-looking woman with twin ponytails but a slightly crooked mouth walking in.

When the woman saw the two of them, she politely asked where Jia Gen's home was.

Reba enthusiastically showed her the way and asked her who she was.

The woman explained, "I am Banggeng's class teacher, and I have something to do with her mother."

head teacher? Ran Qiuye! Zhang Chengfei glanced at her and said, well, she looks better than in the TV series, but it's limited.

The two sides separated, Zhang Cheng flew to the door of the courtyard, and happened to see Bang Jie just walking back from the garbage dump.

"Hello, Uncle Zhang, hello Aunt Zhang, are you going out?" Bangge greeted the two obediently.

This sentence by Aunt Zhang pleased Zhang Chengfei, and he told Banggeng that your head teacher has come to the courtyard, presumably to ask for tuition fees.

When Banggeng heard this, his expression changed drastically, "Then I'll leave first. Goodbye, Uncle Zhang and Auntie Zhang!"

After saying that, he turned around and rushed towards the courtyard.

Reba looked at Bangge's footsteps as if being chased by a dog, and wondered, "What is he going to do?"

Zhang Chengfei sneered, "I'm just looking for someone to take advantage of to pay my tuition."

Bangge kept going to Shazhu's house all the way, and happened to meet Shazhu who was crisping peanuts. Without saying anything, he grabbed a big handful and stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it, and then poured the rest into his own. In your pocket.

After such an operation, a plate of peanuts was gone.

Silly Zhu looked at him eating deliciously and laughed. The child just wants to be close to him and doesn’t treat him as an outsider!

After watching Bangjie finish making peanuts, Silly Zhu asked him why he came to see her.

"Ah, that's it, Silly Zhu, didn't you say you liked our teacher Ran before? She is here and is waiting for you at our house."

wait for me? Silly Zhu looked at Banggeng suspiciously, why did he not believe it so much?

"Teacher Ran doesn't know me, why is she waiting for me?"

Since he came to Silhu Zhu to take advantage of him, Bang Gang had naturally thought about it a long time ago, and said calmly at this time,

"Didn't you say you liked her during the Chinese New Year? So this time the school organized a home visit, I deliberately signed up, just to give you two a chance to get along!!"

Silly Zhu only wanted beautiful women at this time, and his IQ was already zero. When he heard what he said, he was immediately fooled.

Feeling happy, he started to change his clothes and comb his hair. Banggeng stamped his feet anxiously on the side, "I say Silly Zhu, can you hurry up?"

--What if it’s too late and the mother pays the tuition fee herself? ! !

Silly Zhu combed his hair like a dog licking it, which was not enough. There was no Si Dankang at home, so he got some lard from the kitchen and smeared it on it, which made flies stand on it and had to do splits. said,

"What do you know, you little brat? I can't blind your teacher Ran by trying to be more handsome?"

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