Goddaughter CEO fishes for Qin Xun and Xia Ning

The old lady suddenly opened her eyes, looking flattered, and she prostrated herself on the ground, raised her head and looked at Qin Xun, and said.

"Living Buddha, you say."

Qin Xun was slightly startled when he saw her like this.

Why do I feel like a cult pope?

Now I ask this old lady to accompany me... Bah, I ask the old lady's daughter to sleep with me, she won't hesitate at all!

No wonder there are so many people in the world who sleep with other people’s wives under the pretext of blessing others.

Qin Xun clasped his hands together, looked at the old lady with a smile, and said.

"Amitabha."

“Old lady, do you have a daughter…???”

As soon as he said this, he wanted to punch himself, his tongue was so obscene.

In the cabin.

Everyone opened their eyes and looked at Qin Xun, not understanding why he suddenly asked this?

Want someone's daughter as a blood sacrifice?

What kind of Tantric Buddhism is this guy practicing?

Xia Ning tilted his head and looked at Qin Xun, his right hand clenched into a fist, and said hatefully in his heart.

Based on my understanding of this guy, it must have been a slip of the tongue, but why did he make a slip of the tongue?

He must be thinking about that person's daughter!

Lewd monk!

The old lady prostrated herself on the ground, raised her head, looked embarrassed, and said, imitating the language from TV dramas to show respect.

"Living Buddha, I don't have a daughter."

Qin Xun nodded slightly and spoke in a gentle voice.

"Amitabha!"

The old lady explained.

"I have never married in my life. I am still single and have no children."

Qin Xun smiled.

"Good, good!"

old lady:"???"

Good?

What's good about this?

Qin Xun said.

"Old lady, I want to borrow something from you."

The old lady had never married in her life, mainly because of her personality. When she heard this, she suddenly panicked. She looked left and right and saw that everyone was looking at her.

Her face suddenly turned red.

"Living Buddha, you... you can say whatever you want..."

"I...I...will risk it all..."

Qin Xun saw her blushing face and understood what she was thinking. His face also started to get hot and he quickly turned to look at Xia Ning.

Sure enough, I saw Xia Ning trying to hold back her laughter.

Damn!

You devil, no wonder you can’t get married!

You might be suffering from peach blossom madness!

You start to have wild thoughts just because of two random words from a man!

How can a young man in his early twenties like me take away the virginity of a seventy-year-old woman like you?

Qin Xun said with a smile on his face.

"Sir, I would like to borrow your rosary."

"With the blessing of the magic weapon, my power will be greatly improved, and I can keep everyone safe."

Everyone looked at the old lady, and no one thought there was anything wrong with Qin Xun's words.

It is very reasonable for a devout Buddhist to carry rosary beads with him at all times.

The old lady said with an embarrassed look on her face.

"Living Buddha, I...I don't have...rosary beads."

Qin Xun was startled.

I rely on!

So, you, an old woman, just started to believe in Buddhism because you saw my miracles?

They look like they are in their seventies or eighties, but they are actually new Buddhists?

The old lady felt that she had done something wrong. She didn't dare to look at everyone, let alone Qin Xun. She prostrated herself on the ground and begged for forgiveness.

Qin Xun sighed.

"That's it!"

Suddenly, the plane started to shake again.

someone shouted.

"Living Buddha, please recite the sutras quickly!"

"Hurry up and recite it! I will build a shrine for you when I get back!"

"Please, Living Buddha, save my life!"

Qin Xun made a big single-arm loop with his right hand and raised it in front of his chest, shouting.

"Don't be so arrogant, you evil creature!"

After a few seconds, the plane became less bumpy.

Everyone was stunned.

Qin Xun was just about to close his eyes when he saw a string of prayer beads flying towards him from the corner of his eye, and he quickly reached out to catch it.

He looked around and didn't see who lost it, so he said loudly.

"Thank you donor!"

"When the plane lands smoothly, I will consecrate your body for free!"

The voice just fell.

He heard a familiar female voice.

"Want some wooden fish?"

Qin Xun raised his head and saw a person standing up in the corner of the cabin. It was Qin Fangshu.

Qin Fangshu said with a smile.

"Master, do you want a wooden fish?"

"I still have a cassock here."

Qin Xun knew that "Haiqing" was the clothing that nuns wore on important occasions such as chanting scriptures, meeting guests, and discussing matters.

He guessed that this bastard Qin Fangshu must have gone somewhere to be a cosplayer again.

This woman never follows the beaten path. She either cosplays as a zombie or a nun. Next time, she might cosplay as a eunuch.

Xia Ning looked at Qin Fangshu in surprise and realized who had sneered just now.

Encountered again!

Why do I keep running into her?

Is she a ghost?

Didn’t Qin Xun just say that he wanted to consecrate her?

The old lady straightened up and spoke urgently to Qin Fangshu.

"You have a wooden fish, why don't you offer it to the Living Buddha?"

"It's the honor of your lifetime."

Qin Fangshu wanted to say something back, but seeing that almost everyone was looking at him, he knew that if he didn't give it, he might be beaten up.

She took out her cell phone, tapped a few times, and opened a wooden fish knocking APP.

This is an unpopular software she downloaded from the Internet in order to cosplay as a nun - an electronic wooden fish. Just tapping the interface with your fingers will make a "tap tap" sound.

Amidst everyone's surprised gazes, Qin Fangshu walked over, put the phone in Qin Xun's hand, and said with a smile.

"Master, knock gently."

"My phone is running low on battery."

Qin Xun picked it up and looked at it blankly. There was still 34% battery left, and 66% had been used.

It’s really a perfect six!

Beat the electronic wooden fish, recite the cyber sutra, and become the Fahai of the Internet!

Suddenly, the plane shook and everyone exclaimed.

Without waiting for the passengers to urge him, Qin Xun closed his eyes.

His face was calm and profound, his right hand hung gently in front of his chest, and his fingers flexibly moved the Buddhist beads.

As he moved the beads, they emitted a colorful light. It turned out to be a string of electronic beads.

Qin Xun tapped the phone rhythmically with his left middle finger, making a "knock-knock" sound.

He was mumbling something, still in Sanskrit.

However, it is not as compassionate as the "Great Compassion Mantra" just now, but instead it reveals a sense of dynamism.

The song is from Black Myth: Wukong.

"Ami-redo"

"Siddhamvi"

"Ami-redo"

"Vikalanti"

"Ami-redo"

"Vegalando"

……

Everyone found it strange to see Qin Xun fiddling with the glowing Buddhist beads and tapping on his cell phone.

Listening to the song at this time, they were in a state of not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

This song has both traditional solemnity and modern rhythm and melody.

And Qin Xun's voice has a hint of electronic music texture.

It doesn't feel out of place in a disco.

Is this really the wonderful sound of Buddhism?

After Qin Xun sang for a while, the plane gradually stopped shaking and everyone stopped caring.

Who cares about the scriptures!

As long as the Buddha likes it, it is a good scripture!

Who dares to say that Buddha doesn’t like to dance?

Xia Ning looked at Qin Xun, listened for a while, and then his expression changed.

Isn’t this... the mantra for rebirth?

The Amitabha Sutra is used to liberate the souls of the dead!

Qin Xun was singing while quietly opening the system panel and found that the speed at which his slacking value was being consumed was indeed slower than before.

But it's still fast.

Hopefully I can hold on until the plane lands.

It was quiet in the cabin.

Only Xia Ning, Xu Luoluo, Qin Fangshu and two other passengers were sitting on the seats, and the remaining eleven passengers were sitting next to the chairs.

They closed their eyes, clasped their hands together, and worshipped Qin Xun.

Xu Luoluo also had a conflicted look on his face. He kept touching the seat belt and looked at Xia Ning secretly.

She really wanted to kneel down and worship, but she felt a little embarrassed.

after awhile.

A voice from an intercom woke everyone up.

They looked at the intercom in the hands of an older stewardess.

This is a soft female voice.

"Sister Zhang, can you come to the economy class?"

"The passengers are very emotional now. They say the plane might become turbulent again at any time and everyone is doomed today."

"They're going to beat us!"

"There were also a few scoundrels who tried to grab my breasts and said that they wanted me to... take my virginity before they died..."

"Can you guys come over here for a minute?"

"I beg you!"

……

There were hundreds of passengers in economy class, and if a riot broke out the consequences would be disastrous.

Qin Xun opened his eyes and spoke in a gentle voice.

"Buddha loves the world and the dead. Please allow me to go and save the souls of these rapists!"