Goddaughter CEO fishes for Qin Xun and Xia Ning
Chapter 1094: The halo of a charlatan, will I have it for the rest of my life?
The big leaders left, leaving some small leaders to take charge of the work.
The reporters immediately turned their guns on Qin Xun, surrounded him, and asked questions in a flurry.
"Qin Xun, may I ask what you were doing just now?"
"According to the passengers, you were blessing them just now?"
"According to an insider, if the plane is experiencing severe turbulence, you just need to start the ritual and the plane will stabilize. Is this true?"
“Have you ever really practiced Buddhism?”
"You have a huge fan base. Do you want to turn your fans into believers?"
……
Qin Xun's head was buzzing from the noise and he raised his hand to signal.
The reporters fell silent, and dozens of eyes stared at Qin Xun.
Qin Xun said with a smile.
"It's nonsense to say that this approach can stabilize the aircraft."
"If we attribute our safety to the gods, it would be an insult to the staff of the municipal government, the Ministry of Public Security, the Ministry of Fire, and the Ministry of Health and Hygiene."
"It was their scientific and proactive rescue that allowed us to land safely."
“We must believe in science!”
The reporters were somewhat disappointed when they heard this very official answer. An answer that was too serious could not catch the audience's attention.
Suddenly, a reporter asked.
"When people are in despair, they always pray to the gods for help. Mr. Qin, do you believe in Buddha or some other god?"
Qin Xun thought about it, looked at the reporters' cameras with a smile, and said.
"Original God!"
The reporters were bewildered.
"Original God?"
"Excuse me, what kind of god is the original god?"
Qin Xun clasped his hands together and answered with a smile.
"Amitabha!"
"The Buddha said... it cannot be explained!"
The reporters were bewildered.
Can’t I say it?
It's so mysterious.
Could it be the ancient god who was in charge of the brothel?
Not far away, Xia Ning looked embarrassed.
This guy still dares to advertise at this time?
No matter who the original god is, now that he said this, the original god will be the most popular god in the next few days.
When the game comes out, no matter whether it is fun or not, even if it is a piece of shit, netizens will go and try it out!
Could it be that he... wants to launch the original god right away, so he is building up momentum now?
Qin Xun turned around and walked back.
Reporters followed with microphones and cameras and asked further questions.
"Qin Xun, do you think you will die today?"
"Who is the person you can't let go of the most before you die? Apart from your family and girlfriend, is there a place for Ye Lan?"
"What did Mayor Zhao tell you just now?"
"I saw you handed a stack of things to your secretary at the end. Was it a signed photo? Was it a specially customized edition?"
"Qin Xun? Qin Xun?!"
Qin Xun ignored them. It was not because he was being a big shot, but because once he started answering their questions, he would keep answering them.
Then I can’t leave until dark today.
Suddenly, he heard a sharp voice shouting behind him.
"Qin Xun, it is said that your original liquid has been sold for 500 million per kilogram on the black market. What do you think about this?"
Qin Xun was startled and stopped.
He knew that there were vaccinations in this world, especially among some fair-skinned and beautiful female celebrities in the entertainment industry, who would sometimes be paid by bigwigs to bear children for them in order to improve the appearance of their offspring.
But what does it mean that the price of one's own essence is being sold at 500 million per pound on the black market?
In the middle of the night, a group of people suddenly broke into your bedroom, kidnapped you and took you to a suburban dairy farm, where you were masturbated and milked all day long?
Qin Xun turned around and looked at the reporters, saying unhappily.
"Five million? One pound!"
"How can you say such a thing?"
The reporters tried to hold back their laughter.
After a while, a weak voice came from the crowd.
"Five million is beautiful gold!"
Qin Xun: "..."
“Is it a price thing?”
The reporters laughed and someone said.
“It’s really unethical.”
Qin Xun lowered his head and shook it.
"That's not the reason."
He raised his head and said through gritted teeth.
"One pound can kill people!"
"This kind of aircraft is more dangerous than a plane crash!"
The reporters were stunned for a moment and then burst into laughter.
No wonder Qin Xunlu is so popular, doesn’t this guy act like a big shot at all?
Not at all shy or pretentious.
Even at this time, he can still accurately estimate his physical abilities and is not blinded by money.
Amidst laughter, Qin Xun walked towards Xia Ning.
They took Xu Luoluo, who was still terrified by the fraud, and boarded a minibus-like shuttle bus to the terminal.
……
eight pm.
it's dark!
A five-star hotel near Hami Tour Company.
Qin Xun and Xia Ning were lying on the bed.
Qin Xun put his hands on the back of his head, closed his eyes, and called up the system panel to check his pitiful slacking value.
[Fish value: 250]
[The next lottery requires 10 billion points of lazy points]
250?
Is this number the system mocking me?
More than 800 million yuan was wasted in just one afternoon of slacking off. This charlatan is really heartless!
It seems that things like slacking off still require diligence and seriousness, and you can't slack off at all.
Starting tomorrow, I won't be able to work so hard anymore!
Qin Xun was a little annoyed, his eyes fell on the backpack in the upper right corner of the system panel.
A backpack panel with one hundred slots pops up immediately.
He scanned them one by one and found that all the things he had extracted before were here.
【Scissors, rock-paper-scissors magic stick】
You can win by rock-paper-scissors, but you can only use it 10 times.
I haven’t figured out how to use it yet, so it’s a useless thing!
【Magic toilet seat】
The solid enema worth 10 million is also a useless thing!
Unless...you open a constipation toilet and it costs fifty dollars per time.
Or sell it to rich, constipated women who would rather sit on a cartoon toilet seat than squeeze a suppository down their assholes.
【Feng Shui coffin! 】
The things worth one hundred million that can be drawn out can ensure the prosperity of the family for three generations.
Logically, I should have made a lot of money this time.
After three generations of prosperity, a family probably has people in both business and political circles.
But... I'd rather die just for the experience!
I have no descendants yet!
Qin Xun's eyes fell on a circular icon in the grid behind, and a line of words immediately popped up.
【God's Halo】
Qin Xun was shocked.
Damn it?
Isn't this charlatan's halo a one-time thing?
In the future, if I pretend to be a charlatan, can I still trigger the halo to avoid misfortune and bring good luck?
This supernatural ability, I have it for my whole life?
This wave...is worth it!
Big profit!
Qin Xun opened his eyes, looked at the ceiling and smiled, muttering softly.
"I seem to have really become a living Buddha?"
"When you get down and out, you can set up a stall and sell blessed underwear."
After saying that, he felt a little strange.
Under normal circumstances, Xia Ning would definitely answer the call, but now she was lying quietly aside, browsing her phone.
Qin Xun turned sideways, nudged her and asked.
"Ning Ning, what are you looking at?"
"Is it that beautiful?"
Xia Ning turned around, handed the phone to Qin Xun and said.
“Read your news!”
Qin Xun: "I'm not on the news every day, what's so interesting about it?"
Xia Ning smiled.
"CCTV News!"
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