Goddaughter CEO fishes for Qin Xun and Xia Ning

The top article is a discussion about Qin Xun's combat effectiveness, and there are many floors to comment on.

【I’ll just say it! A sliding shovel can defeat a Tibetan mastiff, and even a rounded shovel can defeat a tiger! 】

[How could Qin Xun beat the Tibetan Mastiff? 】

[A layman watches the fun, an expert watches the door. Let me, an insider, tell you that he is stupid and powerful. 】

[You are all superficial. I am a fighting enthusiast. I think...Qin Xun seemed to have used jujitsu, wrestling, grappling, and kick kicks, but it seemed that he used them very poorly. 】

[Could it be that Qin Xun is one of the best fighting geniuses in the world? 】

[It seemed to me that he just seemed to subconsciously want to take out the dog's eggs? 】

[Brothers, if you meet Qin Xun on the battlefield in the future, you must weld the damn steel helmet to your crotch. 】

[He did something very dirty! 】

……

Xia Ning looked at these comments with a smile on her lips.

In terms of reaction speed and strength, Qin Xun, this big guy... is really a martial arts wizard.

Fortunately, this is the era of hot weapons. In ancient times, Qin Xun would probably have become a... ruthless bandit who traveled the world with a sword.

Looking further down the comments, many netizens questioned Qin Xun’s character.

[Qin Xun rides on the dog and shouts ‘I’ll fuck you’. This is no longer a matter of quality! This is an ethical issue! 】

[Qin Xun is too cruel! Be it your mouth, hands, or heart, they are all dirty! 】

[Don’t talk nonsense, okay? When Qin Xun ran away, he kept running to places with few people because he was afraid that the dog would hurt people. Qin Xun is a good person. 】

[Yes, good people, good people! The good guy who was given the good guy card by Ye Lan! 】

……

Xia Ning smiled.

Qin Xun is definitely not a good person, but he is not that bad either.

He just doesn't bother being a hypocrite.

Scroll further down, and there is also a lot of discussion about Qin Xun’s figure.

[What the hell is he yelling ‘burn my calories’? It’s like a cult! 】

【Lose weight! I don’t even understand this! 】

[Qin Xun has become so mellow after not seeing him for a while, so cute! 】

[You know, you know, this is the first time I’ve seen the dog fighting method to lose weight! That’s awesome! 】

[In the end, Princess Taiping also shouted ‘Burn my calories’, which was like a cult! 】

[That Holy Mother? Even the crazy wild dog sympathizes, he deserves to have no breasts! 】

[That girl without waves is the leader of the ‘Burn My Calories Weight Loss Cult’! My breasts have been reduced! 】

……

Xia Ning subconsciously looked up at Wu Yu.

Wu Yu immediately knew what she was thinking and said dissatisfied.

"Look at what?"

"Until fifth grade, mine was always bigger than yours."

"I'm your... er... senior!"

Xia Ning: "..."

She lowered her head and continued to read the comments, and found an interesting comment.

[Dog lovers are about to arrive at the battlefield, retreat quickly! 】

As expected, there are a few scoldings for him below.

[We are dog lovers, and we are not fools. How can we even love a mad dog that bites people? 】

[Mad dogs also have the right to live. That poor Tibetan Mastiff will definitely be destroyed by humanitarianism. It’s all Qin Xun’s fault. 】

【It would be nice to put it back into nature! Why kill? 】

[Then Qin Xun should stand and let the Tibetan Mastiff bite the egg? 】

[Some irrational dog lovers make me very angry. So I decided to have a dog meat hot pot to relieve myself. Remember, the dog in that pot will die because of you. 】

……

What follows is endless bickering.

Gradually, the comment area became a battlefield.

Xia Ning returned the phone to Wu Yu and sighed.

“It’s easy for netizens to take advantage of them. These so-called dog lovers are obviously trying to set the pace!”

suddenly.

She saw Wu Yu giving her a thumbs up.

"That's really smart. That dog-loving Bodhisattva is exactly who I am."

Xia Ning: "..."

Wu Yu explained with some pride.

"The natural traffic of this video has reached more than 5000 likes. I just invested 2000 yuan in Doujia for it and bought 8 traffic."

“I can’t even imagine the ultimate popularity of this video. It might become a hot search topic.”

"I'm going to set the pace in the comments section and make the heat rise."

Xia Ning asked with a smile.

"Because of that 'burn my calories' thing?"

Wu Yu reached out and patted Xia Ning's shoulder. Feeling that it was not very polite, she reached out and patted her chest.

"Ruzi can be taught."

“The dog beating started with Qin Xun shouting ‘Burn my calories’, and it ended with me shouting ‘Burn my calories’ after losing 80 years of my life.”

“It has a beginning and an end, and the beginning and the end echo each other.”

"If this kind of enthusiasm is not used to promote the movie, then wouldn't Qin Xun's dog beating be in vain?"

Xia Ning looked down at the hand pressing on her chest and frowned.

"presumptuous!"

Wu Yu took his hand away.

"Qin Xun can touch it, but I can't?"

Xia Ning: "..."

"He didn't touch it."

Wu Yu: "???"

She stood up and looked at Xia Ning like an unfilial son who was not motivated.

"Old nun, you are incompetent!"

"You useless person!"

"Can't you handle such a small thing?"

Xia Ning: "..."

At this moment, she thought she had violated the rules of heaven.

She looked up at Wu Yu, feeling that she was a little sick, and said with a sneer.

"You are sick?"

Wu Yu sat down and put his arm around Xia Ning's shoulders and said.

"Let me share a sentence with you, 'There is no quiet time, but there are people to carry the burden forward for you.'"

Xia Ning savored this sentence carefully, and suddenly felt a green light flash above his head, looking at Wu Yu in a panic.

"What did you see on the set?"

Wu Yu shook his head: "I didn't see anything."

Xia Ning: "..."

Wu Yu: "Let Mr. Qin Xun masturbate a little."

Xia Ning: "???"

……

Beijing.

The opening ceremony of a large shopping mall.

in the lounge.

Wang Cui looked at Ye Lan who was putting on makeup, walked over and said with a smile.

"Sister Ye, Qin Xun is on the hot search again."

Ye Lan was startled, stretched out her hand to signal the makeup artist to stop applying makeup, and turned to look at Wang Cui.

"Qin Xun wrote songs for other women?"

Wang Cui: "..."

"No, he got into a fight with a dog."

Ye Lan: "???"

She stretched out her hand, and Wang Cui handed over the phone. She looked down and smiled.

"This little fat guy is pretty good at beating!"

"No dog that big can beat him."

"This is a bigger sensation than releasing a new song."

Listening to music is not as interesting as watching a man fight with a dog.

Not everyone likes to listen to music, but everyone likes to watch fights.

Especially when dogs and people fight.

For example, if you meet a singer on the road, only about 100 people out of 10 will take a look, and only a few will watch.

But when someone is fighting, 100 out of 20 people will go over and take a look.

If there is a fight between a man and a dog.

100 out of 108 people have to squeeze in and take a look.

The extra 8 are the children in the pregnant woman's belly.

……

Ye Lan finished watching the video, read the comments for a while, and returned the phone to Wang Cui.

"This guy will be hung up on the Internet and whipped to death for several days!"

"How come he, a fat little guy, doesn't pay attention to his image at all?"

……

Time passes day by day.

As expected, the video of Qin Xun beating a dog has been posted online for several days.

Gradually some people began to imitate it.

When he met a stray dog ​​on the road, he shouted "Burn my calories", which scared the dog and ran away.

But when they meet a real vicious dog, they can run faster than the dog.

Many pet bloggers also use the phrase "burn my calories" when educating naughty pets.

“Burn my calories” seems to have become the mantra before dog fights.

Qin Xun made a huge contribution to the unification of the pre-war declaration between humans and dogs!

For an instant.

Qin Xun seems to have changed from the aloof internet celebrity godfather to a fun-loving person like a little giao.

……

It's New Year's Day in a blink of an eye.

"Qing Yun Xing" is released!

Detonated this schedule!

When people noticed what was written on the giant screen.

[Editing Director: Qin Xun]

[Composer: Qin Xun]

[Post-production director: Qin Xun]

Everyone was surprised.

Done!

Where is Qin Xun from Lezi?

The clown is me!