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Chapter 093 This 2, does it urinate?
Divisional finals.
Three topics.
[A genius mentally retarded. 】
[A teacher with a split personality. 】
[A man who fantasizes about being a woman. 】
Just these three questions stunned the four judges at the judging table.
Who came up with the title?
Come out and I promise I won't beat you to death.
Isn’t it too difficult for the contestants to perform alone on this kind of topic?
Maybe the third one is better.
After all, Xiao Xiang once interpreted a "Scottish sentiment" style before, so that can be regarded as an expression.
Which two are left?
Even if you ask an experienced actor to act, you may not be able to perform well.
Who is so talented?
Was there such a difficult question in the end?
Jiang Wen looked directly at Teacher Huang beside him: "Teacher Huang, I asked you to choose one to perform. Which one are you sure about?"
"I……"
Teacher Huang scratched his head and finally said vaguely: "Maybe I will choose the third one."
"I won't choose any of them because they all don't translate well."
Jiang Wen directly told the truth.
Teacher Huang was speechless.
In fact, he couldn't explain it well either.
I have no idea in my mind.
The reason why I chose the third one is because the only reference image in my mind is the image of a sissy that Xiao Shanyang created back then.
It should be pretty close to the title, right?
the other side.
Tong Gege came close to Liu Tianchi and asked in a low voice: "Teacher Tianchi, who came up with these three questions? Isn't it too outrageous?"
"I do not know either."
Liu Tianchi curled his lips: "I heard that it was given by a director. I don't know who it is, and the program team keeps it secret. However, these three sets of questions are really good, and they test your ability very much."
Tong Gege couldn't laugh or cry: "Teacher Tianchi, isn't this test too difficult? If it were me, I might not be able to perform any of them."
"..."
Liu Tianchi said nothing.
She kept looking at Chen Feng, feeling strange.
Everyone was devastated when they saw the three questions, especially the other two on the stage, Xu Yao and Li Han.
Both of them looked defeated.
Even a fool can see that it is too difficult.
Only Chen Feng remained expressionless.
No one knew what he was thinking.
Are you pretending to be calm, or are you confident?
What he wants to interpret is 'a genius with a mental retardation'. How on earth is he going to interpret this?
Even the experienced Liu Tianchi had no idea.
……
At the supporting guest table.
Kokusai Zhang also approached Uncle Kurotsuchi and asked: "Uncle Kurotsuchi, do you think it is appropriate for this kind of question to appear in a variety show? Is it too difficult?"
"Humph."
Uncle Heitu snorted: "People who ask questions like this have bad intentions. Anyway, Xu Yao chose the third one, so he can be more confident."
International Chapter: "..."
Ah!
It's really a big deal.
Nowadays, there are many comedians who imitate the sissy image of Xiao Shanyang, and everyone is familiar with it.
Therefore, as long as Xu Yao can imitate, he should be able to show it.
But, what about Li Han?
A teacher with a split personality?
He has to express his identity as a teacher and his split personality.
International Zhang himself has never played this type of role, so he has no idea what split personality is like.
Let’s look at Chen Feng’s one?
A genius retarded.
Ok!
Maybe the teacher with the split personality is simpler than him.
the other side.
Andy never said a word.
Silently paying attention to Chen Feng.
He once played a character who was born with a high IQ, but his emotional intelligence was only equivalent to that of a six-year-old child.
That role is classic.
It is somewhat similar to what Chen Feng chose.
If Chen Feng has seen the movie "The True and False Dragon", he should be able to learn from it.
……
Everyone is complaining.
But time waits for no one.
The topic was selected, and the three people guessed the game to determine the order of the competition.
During the guessing game, Chen Feng quickly stepped into the role of a gambler and won the last chance to play with his miraculous skills.
Then the first person to appear was Xu Yao.
Li Han ranked second.
As a result, the stage was officially left to the top three players to compete for the final championship of the Yanjing Division.
……
The first unveiling.
As the prompt sounded, Xu Yao came on stage.
Not surprisingly, he chose to imitate the small loss sample.
Wearing a pant skirt, a red jacket, a green scarf tied around her neck, and some girly makeup on her face.
Then, one person performed a segment similar to a talk show.
The traces of imitation are too heavy.
People are already tired of such performances, so why would they be interested in Xu Yao's performance?
As a result, there was no climax in the whole scene.
Although Xu Yao performed hard, as if he was back on the duet stage, performing one fancy thing after another, it still came to a standstill.
After 10 minute, the show ends.
The rule of the finals is still that voting popularity determines the winner or loser.
So, after Xu Yao finished his performance, Uncle Heitu stood up in person at the guest table, put his hands together and bowed to the audience and the camera.
canvassing!
……
Soon, the second game was unveiled.
Li Han stood in the center of the stage with a blackboard in front of him.
He was facing down the stage.
It is obvious that his performance treats the audience below the stage as students, and he is the teacher on the podium.
So, Li Han started.
Let’s start with a serious classroom lecture scene.
Li Han wrote something on the blackboard
When the camera focused on the blackboard, the scene burst into laughter.
on the online platform.
The barrage flew up.
[Hahahahaha, I thought he could write something? Write an ancient poem or something. This guy wrote 2+2=? 】
[Elementary school teacher? 】
[No, you are in the kindergarten class, right? 】
[Is the kindergarten teacher a schizophrenic? Unimaginable. 】
[The person above said this, why does it feel a little creepy]
[Hey, it’s not over yet. Look, he wrote again. 】
[Holy shit, another one? 2x2=? 】
[No, you really want to have on-site teaching? 】
【A funny guy! 】
【The truth is upstairs! 】
……
Everyone was amused by what Li Han wrote.
Does he really want to teach 2+2=? Kindergarten level stuff?
At this time, Li Han turned to the audience.
He looked calm now.
He looked at everyone and said, "Classmates, today we will learn two very magical things."
"Look, 2+2=? Does any of your classmates know?"
"By the way, 2+2 equals 4."
"So, do students know what 2x2 is equal to?"
"That's right again, 2x2, it's also equal to 4."
When he said this, Li Han's expression was a little distorted, his eyes slowly widened, and he stared at a certain location under the stage.
"Classmates, are you interested?"
“2+2=4,2x2它还等于4。”
"How amazing?"
"is not it?"
Li Hanyue's expression became more ferocious as he spoke, and he roared loudly in an almost weird and perverted voice: "Students, tell me, does this 2 have the ability to urinate?"
"Is it peeing??"
“2+2能等于4,2x2还是等于4。这个2,太tm尿性啦,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈……”
The audience: "..."
At this moment, everyone was petrified.
Three topics.
[A genius mentally retarded. 】
[A teacher with a split personality. 】
[A man who fantasizes about being a woman. 】
Just these three questions stunned the four judges at the judging table.
Who came up with the title?
Come out and I promise I won't beat you to death.
Isn’t it too difficult for the contestants to perform alone on this kind of topic?
Maybe the third one is better.
After all, Xiao Xiang once interpreted a "Scottish sentiment" style before, so that can be regarded as an expression.
Which two are left?
Even if you ask an experienced actor to act, you may not be able to perform well.
Who is so talented?
Was there such a difficult question in the end?
Jiang Wen looked directly at Teacher Huang beside him: "Teacher Huang, I asked you to choose one to perform. Which one are you sure about?"
"I……"
Teacher Huang scratched his head and finally said vaguely: "Maybe I will choose the third one."
"I won't choose any of them because they all don't translate well."
Jiang Wen directly told the truth.
Teacher Huang was speechless.
In fact, he couldn't explain it well either.
I have no idea in my mind.
The reason why I chose the third one is because the only reference image in my mind is the image of a sissy that Xiao Shanyang created back then.
It should be pretty close to the title, right?
the other side.
Tong Gege came close to Liu Tianchi and asked in a low voice: "Teacher Tianchi, who came up with these three questions? Isn't it too outrageous?"
"I do not know either."
Liu Tianchi curled his lips: "I heard that it was given by a director. I don't know who it is, and the program team keeps it secret. However, these three sets of questions are really good, and they test your ability very much."
Tong Gege couldn't laugh or cry: "Teacher Tianchi, isn't this test too difficult? If it were me, I might not be able to perform any of them."
"..."
Liu Tianchi said nothing.
She kept looking at Chen Feng, feeling strange.
Everyone was devastated when they saw the three questions, especially the other two on the stage, Xu Yao and Li Han.
Both of them looked defeated.
Even a fool can see that it is too difficult.
Only Chen Feng remained expressionless.
No one knew what he was thinking.
Are you pretending to be calm, or are you confident?
What he wants to interpret is 'a genius with a mental retardation'. How on earth is he going to interpret this?
Even the experienced Liu Tianchi had no idea.
……
At the supporting guest table.
Kokusai Zhang also approached Uncle Kurotsuchi and asked: "Uncle Kurotsuchi, do you think it is appropriate for this kind of question to appear in a variety show? Is it too difficult?"
"Humph."
Uncle Heitu snorted: "People who ask questions like this have bad intentions. Anyway, Xu Yao chose the third one, so he can be more confident."
International Chapter: "..."
Ah!
It's really a big deal.
Nowadays, there are many comedians who imitate the sissy image of Xiao Shanyang, and everyone is familiar with it.
Therefore, as long as Xu Yao can imitate, he should be able to show it.
But, what about Li Han?
A teacher with a split personality?
He has to express his identity as a teacher and his split personality.
International Zhang himself has never played this type of role, so he has no idea what split personality is like.
Let’s look at Chen Feng’s one?
A genius retarded.
Ok!
Maybe the teacher with the split personality is simpler than him.
the other side.
Andy never said a word.
Silently paying attention to Chen Feng.
He once played a character who was born with a high IQ, but his emotional intelligence was only equivalent to that of a six-year-old child.
That role is classic.
It is somewhat similar to what Chen Feng chose.
If Chen Feng has seen the movie "The True and False Dragon", he should be able to learn from it.
……
Everyone is complaining.
But time waits for no one.
The topic was selected, and the three people guessed the game to determine the order of the competition.
During the guessing game, Chen Feng quickly stepped into the role of a gambler and won the last chance to play with his miraculous skills.
Then the first person to appear was Xu Yao.
Li Han ranked second.
As a result, the stage was officially left to the top three players to compete for the final championship of the Yanjing Division.
……
The first unveiling.
As the prompt sounded, Xu Yao came on stage.
Not surprisingly, he chose to imitate the small loss sample.
Wearing a pant skirt, a red jacket, a green scarf tied around her neck, and some girly makeup on her face.
Then, one person performed a segment similar to a talk show.
The traces of imitation are too heavy.
People are already tired of such performances, so why would they be interested in Xu Yao's performance?
As a result, there was no climax in the whole scene.
Although Xu Yao performed hard, as if he was back on the duet stage, performing one fancy thing after another, it still came to a standstill.
After 10 minute, the show ends.
The rule of the finals is still that voting popularity determines the winner or loser.
So, after Xu Yao finished his performance, Uncle Heitu stood up in person at the guest table, put his hands together and bowed to the audience and the camera.
canvassing!
……
Soon, the second game was unveiled.
Li Han stood in the center of the stage with a blackboard in front of him.
He was facing down the stage.
It is obvious that his performance treats the audience below the stage as students, and he is the teacher on the podium.
So, Li Han started.
Let’s start with a serious classroom lecture scene.
Li Han wrote something on the blackboard
When the camera focused on the blackboard, the scene burst into laughter.
on the online platform.
The barrage flew up.
[Hahahahaha, I thought he could write something? Write an ancient poem or something. This guy wrote 2+2=? 】
[Elementary school teacher? 】
[No, you are in the kindergarten class, right? 】
[Is the kindergarten teacher a schizophrenic? Unimaginable. 】
[The person above said this, why does it feel a little creepy]
[Hey, it’s not over yet. Look, he wrote again. 】
[Holy shit, another one? 2x2=? 】
[No, you really want to have on-site teaching? 】
【A funny guy! 】
【The truth is upstairs! 】
……
Everyone was amused by what Li Han wrote.
Does he really want to teach 2+2=? Kindergarten level stuff?
At this time, Li Han turned to the audience.
He looked calm now.
He looked at everyone and said, "Classmates, today we will learn two very magical things."
"Look, 2+2=? Does any of your classmates know?"
"By the way, 2+2 equals 4."
"So, do students know what 2x2 is equal to?"
"That's right again, 2x2, it's also equal to 4."
When he said this, Li Han's expression was a little distorted, his eyes slowly widened, and he stared at a certain location under the stage.
"Classmates, are you interested?"
“2+2=4,2x2它还等于4。”
"How amazing?"
"is not it?"
Li Hanyue's expression became more ferocious as he spoke, and he roared loudly in an almost weird and perverted voice: "Students, tell me, does this 2 have the ability to urinate?"
"Is it peeing??"
“2+2能等于4,2x2还是等于4。这个2,太tm尿性啦,哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈……”
The audience: "..."
At this moment, everyone was petrified.
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