Quick wear: Oops! The paranoid god is a love brain

Of course Xuanwu is not sick.

But he didn't regret at all about the words he just said.

Even if he is a god, this little bird always looks a little silly.

Not being smart means it's easy to expose your flaws.

And if flaws are easily exposed, you may get injured during a battle.

Xuanwu was worried about that kind of thing happening.

That's why he chose this way.

He is willing to take 90.00% of the risk with himself. As long as he can help the bird resist the one percent possibility, he will have no regrets.

It's a pity that the little bird doesn't appreciate his protection at all.

Without hesitation, he returned the prayer beads to Xuan Wu. Yan Feng said to him: "It's useless even if I wear it on my body. I don't believe in Buddhism, and your brothers and sisters will not protect me."

Xuan Wu was anxious: "Yes, they..."

"No, no," Yan Feng interrupted him, with a somewhat unhappy tone. He said, "Even if they protect me, I won't appreciate it. Because I only believe in one god. Apart from him, I do not believe in other gods, and I have never worshiped other gods. As the biggest believer in the Creator God, if I get involved with other gods, it will be a stain on my faith."

Yan Feng said these words very seriously.

He wasn't kidding.

Because in his heart, the god he believed in, even though he was crazy and not very normal, was definitely the only god he believed in.

He would not do anything to betray Xie Chengan.

Even in this insignificant little world, he will insist on doing this.

Because this is what a believer in a god should be like.

This conversation was not very pleasant, and Yan Feng walked down the mountain angrily.

Xuan Wu chased after him.

I want to justify my behavior.

He still didn't know what to say.

Entering the town at the foot of the mountain, Yan Feng walked straight into what seemed to be the largest restaurant. Xuan Wu hesitated for a moment, then sighed and followed him in.

Seeing the appearance of the two of them, the waiter was a little strange. After struggling for a while, the menu was brought to the two of them. Then looking at Xuan Wu, the waiter reminded: "Master, we don't have Su Zhai here."

"Fake monk, no precepts." Yan Feng curled his lips and replied to the waiter.

The latter immediately made a clear expression.

He nodded and bowed to indicate to the two of them to look at the menu, then turned around and ran to bring them tea and water.

After they left, Xuan Wu brought the menu to Yan Feng. His tone of voice was a bit flattering, and he said, "I just said the wrong thing. Choose something you like to eat and don't get angry with me, okay?"

Yan Feng snorted: "You give me a choice. If you can't choose what I like to eat, I won't forgive you."

What I said is actually a bit overwhelming.

After all, they had just met each other and had never had any specific communication about their preferences. It's really not an easy task for Xuan Wu to pick out what he likes.

But it was also obvious that the little bird was really angry.

Xuanwu didn't dare to provoke him again, so he could only put the menu back in front of his eyes, and then began to think about it seriously.

Birds are supposed to be vegetarian.

Even if you need to eat some whole grains, you will never focus on the meat.

Xuan Wu thought so in his heart.

But after looking at the vegetarian dishes for a long time, he still couldn't find anything he thought Yan Feng would like to eat.

I can only focus on the meat and vegetables in front.

Just looking at the names of the dishes made Xuanwu feel a little frightened.

He actually didn't try it himself.

All my life, I have been eating fast and chanting Buddha's name with the old monk. I have never touched any meat or fish, and I don't know whether those things are delicious or not.

But there was always a voice in his heart, reminding him strangely.

Tell him that those are things that birds love to eat.

As long as he chooses it, it will be right.

After much hesitation, Xuanwu finally decided to do what he wanted. He checked a few things that he thought Yan Feng would like to eat, and then carefully returned the menu to the other party.

Yan Feng glanced down.

Then he immediately started laughing.

Sure enough, even if he changes to another world, as long as he still has Xie Chengan's soul fragments, he will remember what he likes.

Every dish touched his heart.

Not only that, but he even chose desserts for him.

Yan Fengxiao's eyebrows arched as he glanced around the menu, then looked at Xuan Wu and said, "Are you going to eat meat with me too?"

Xuan Wu shook his head: "I haven't chosen what I want to eat yet."

Yan Feng rolled his eyes.

This bald donkey is really hopeless.

However, feeling that his mood had improved, Xuan Wu finally calmed down a bit. After taking the menu back, he chose two more vegetarian dishes before asking the waiter to order.

When the food was served, Yan Feng took the chopsticks and started eating the meat.

Xuan Wu sat opposite him, broke off a piece of steamed buns, and ate only the green vegetables in front of him. He really looked like a monk who was practicing hard to live in poverty.

After a gust of wind and lingering clouds passed, Yan Feng was almost full.

Looking up, he saw that all three plates of meat and vegetables were gone. Xuanwu only had two plates of vegetarian dishes, and he had only eaten half of them slowly.

Yan Feng narrowed his eyes.

This will never change.

No matter which world he is in, even the lunatic in Dan City, he is always so elegant when eating.

It doesn’t look like an illiterate at all!

Yan Feng likes to watch men eating.

This picture is beautiful.

Very delicious.

So Yan Feng broke off half a steamed bun for himself.

He just stared at Xuan Wu's face and ate the steamed buns with great relish.

He was too straightforward.

So much so that it was difficult for Xuan Wu to pretend that he didn't feel it.

After a moment of silence, Xuan Wu finally raised his head and asked him: "If you are not full, can I order you two more dishes?"

"That's not necessary," Yan Feng waved his hand: "I think you taste better than meat. Just looking at your face makes me want to eat."

he said.

He took another bite of the steamed bun.

That obscene look made Xuanwu's cheeks turn red instantly.

It feels a little hard.

Fortunately, there is a table to cover it, so no one will notice.

But if he didn't change the topic, Xuan Wu felt that he might not be able to continue eating.

After a pause, he asked: "Aren't you angry anymore?"

Yan Feng nodded.

Xuanwu said: "I'm sorry."

"No need to apologize to me," Yan Feng waved his hand: "Actually, you don't even know where you went wrong, right?"

Xuanwu was silent.

Yan Feng smiled: "Don't let me believe in other gods in the future, and I won't be angry. I am your domestic bird, and you try to push me away every time. How can I not be angry?"