Quick wear: Oops! The paranoid god is a love brain

Yan Feng admitted that he did it on purpose.

Because birds also sell swords.

He would never dare to seduce someone like Xuan Wu at night.

But during the day, Xuanwu was innocent and ascetic.

A few words of teasing will make you blush immediately.

If you can still ensure that you are well-behaved when you meet such a person, then it would be a shame to call him a "goblin" so many times, right?

And with his straightforward hook, Xuan Wu certainly understood what he meant. That Zhang Jun blushed even more, Xuan Wu stiffened up, his muscles tensed, and he opened his mouth, but he couldn't even utter a complete sentence.

The more he saw him like this, the more excited Yan Feng became.

The waiters in the store are all far away at the moment. Their location is hidden enough, and there are no other diners around. The evil-minded little bird simply acted boldly and quietly moved the raised leg up a few points.

Then with a smile on his lips, Yan Feng said: "Ah, Master stands so straight!"

Xuanwu:......

He no longer knew what to do.

After much patience, Xuan Wu finally reached over and pinched Yan Feng's ankle.

His eyes were so red that they were almost bleeding, and he said: "Stop fooling around, just be honest. I don't force you to eat vegetables if you don't want to, and don't tease me either."

It was still the same hard-working and serious tone.

It's a pity that between the lines, the original calmness is no longer there.

His breath was messed up.

Squeezing Yan Feng's hand, the palm of his hand was even more frighteningly hot.

But if you are afraid of this, then you are not Xiao Feijiu!

Yan Feng's eyes were bright and he smiled happily at Xuan Wu: "Who told you that I won't eat? You ordered it for me. Isn't it a waste if I don't eat?"

Xuanwu remained silent.

Yan Feng simply opened his mouth and said, "You feed me and I will eat. You just ate, now it's my turn."

The cherry red lips are right in front of you.

Waiting for his feeding.

Xuan Wu stared at the mouth.

The thoughts in my heart that I shouldn't have suddenly popped up again.

He thought about the kiss this morning.

I also thought of something even more outrageous.

Finally unable to bear it any longer, Xuan Wu put down his chopsticks and pushed the green vegetables in front of Yan Feng. He said, "You'd better eat it yourself."

Yan Feng frowned: "You won't feed me?"

Xuan Wu nodded.

He lacks concentration.

If he kept feeding him, he might explode.

However, Yan Feng hummed twice and almost wrote the words "I'm unhappy" clearly on his face. He said: "You asked me to eat this thing, and now you don't feed me. If I don't like it, I won't eat it. If you eat too little food, you won't be able to digest it, your stomach will hurt, and you will feel bad again."

In fact, as a divine bird, he has absolutely no indigestion.

But Xuanwu didn't understand this kind of thing.

In other words, the young monk who has been so shocked by beauty that he has completely lost his ability to think cannot understand such a simple truth.

He just suddenly thought of the little bird crying with a stomachache. Although the pear blossoms with rain were indeed endearing and lovable, if he really felt uncomfortable in any way, he would really be reluctant to let go.

Seeing the little bird really push the food away and stop eating.

Xuan Wu couldn't help but became a little worried again.

After all, he honestly followed the bird's will, picked up the chopsticks again, and finished feeding the bird the plate of food.

Fortunately, the bird is enough.

Having seduced someone to this point, he had no intention of continuing. So no matter how much Xuanwu feeds him, he won't yell for one bite at a time. He finished the meal obediently, but when he took the last bite, the two rows of shell teeth gently bit the tip of the chopsticks.

He raised his eyes and looked into Xuan Wu's eyes.

Yan Feng said with a smile: "Master, you also bit here just now. Is this considered an indirect kiss?"

Xuanwu:......

I knew this meal would not be so easy to solve!

Either he doesn't have enough concentration or his mind is too confused.

But if things go on like this for a long time, let alone his Buddha mind, he will soon be unable to maintain his ordinary mortal mind.

But not to become the same lunatic as at night was Xuan Wu's last struggle.

He pinched his thigh again.

He lowered his head and recited the Heart-Cleaning Mantra silently several times.

When his emotions finally calmed down a bit, Xuan Wu let out a long sigh, stood up and said, "I'm going to pay the bill. Just be obedient and don't make any noise. I'll take you to buy some clothes later, so let me go for now."

He was telling Yan Feng that they still had important things to do, so they shouldn't seduce him.

But Yan Feng looked like he couldn't understand.

After Xuan Wu paid the bill and pulled him out of the restaurant, Yan Feng came close to Xuan Wu, leaned against him intimately, and asked further: "The master means that when we go home after buying clothes, you can follow us." Did I make a fuss?"

Xuanwu didn't answer his question.

To be honest, Xuanwu didn't even know what he was going to do.

Should he press the bird and go crazy like that madman at night, or should he keep his heart and take it slowly at a pace he can accept?

Xuanwu couldn't think clearly.

And the more entangled you are, the more upset you feel in your heart.

If he continues to be entangled like this, he might drive himself crazy even if he doesn't need the little bird to do anything.

Fortunately, Yan Feng became more honest on the way and followed him obediently, without doing anything seductive.

After going to the cloth shop, Xuanwu gave Yan Feng the initiative to choose clothes. After all, Xiaoniao wears the clothes himself. He likes him to be happy, and that is the most important thing.

So in the end, Yan Feng happily chose a blue gown. The blue color was close to his own coat color. It could be seen that Yan Feng was quite satisfied with his own appearance.

He was very satisfied, and Xuan Wu was actually very satisfied as well.

He had never seen such a beautiful bird in his life.

I have never seen such a beautiful person.

So when the little bird happily ran back to him, Xuan Wu was stunned for a moment, then rubbed Yan Feng's furry head, and then asked him in a deep voice: "Want one?"

"Isn't one thing enough?" Xiaoniao said stupidly.

"You have a good figure and can wear anything well," Xuan Wu smiled softly and said, "Pick a few more items to prepare. I have money and can buy them for you."

As a pure domestic bird, Yan Feng never thought there was anything wrong with him spending the money of their family master, God.

Since the other party said that he had enough money, he happily went to pick out a few more clothes.

Birds are beautiful birds.

Xuan Wu also saw it.

After coming out of the cloth shop, the two of them walked around the streets for a while. Xuanwu bought some more snacks for Yan Feng, which made the little bird happy. Then the two of them went to buy some more ingredients for cooking, and then left the town. , went back to the residence on the mountain.

After entering, Xuan Wu planned to pack the things he bought.

Unexpectedly, Yan Feng, who had been honest just now, approached him again.

Holding Xuan Wu's lean waist, Yan Feng smiled with crooked eyebrows and said: "Master, we have gone home now. You can always do what you didn't finish just now, right?"