Quick wear: Oops! The paranoid god is a love brain

I miss you uncle.

Your Lord Bird’s back is still hurting now!

Yan Feng glared at him fiercely, and then kept sighing in his heart. The little monk during the day had enough foresight to know how to draw a dungeon for this guy, and he didn't need to be too afraid now.

After humming twice, the little bird became bolder.

Staring at Xuan Wu inside the circle, he said, "You have memories of the day, so you don't need Master Bird to explain to you what's going on now, right?"

His cute self-proclaimed name made Xuan Wu laugh non-stop. But he still nodded and responded to Xiaoniao's question: "If I force a breakthrough, I will feel great pain. But if you help me break the formation hole outside, I won't be hurt if I go out again." ”

That's right.

Xiaoniao sneered: "Do you think I'm stupid? Will I take the initiative to help you break the trap?"

Xuan Wu licked the corner of his mouth, his eyes burning.

He replied with a firm tone: "You will help me."

Yan Feng curled his lips and said nothing.

He will not!

Although the so-called breaking of the formation's eye only requires messing up the lines drawn by Xuan Wu on the ground, which is very easy for Xiaoniao, but even so, Yan Feng has no intention of taking action.

Because to release people is to be irresponsible to themselves.

It’s damage to the waist!

Although Xiaoniao's brain is a little smaller and his brain is a little less full, he still understands this truth!

This hateful lunatic, don't try to bully him again!

Thinking in his mind, he looked at the person in the circle who was still smiling at him. Yan Feng thought about it and decided to be a good Duanshui master.

You can't isolate this guy just because of his atrocities last night!

We still have to give him a chance to admit his mistake!

Of course, this is definitely not because that guy smiles so beautifully! It has nothing to do with beauty!

The main thing is to be kind!

Xiaoniao convinced himself in his heart.

Then he asked Xuan Wu in the circle: "The one who said so many things to me during the day, you want to do something every time you see me. Don't you have nothing to say to me?"

"Is there anything else you don't know?" What do you expect to hear from me?”

He seems to be right.

But Yan Feng still corrected him: "Well... you are also bald."

Xuanwu:......

The next second, the smile on his face became even brighter.

There is a hint of horror in the brilliance.

Different from the mask-like smile in Dancheng in his previous life, Yan Feng could tell that Xuan Wu really found what he was seeing in front of him particularly interesting.

It's the kind of smile you get when you see what you want.

Possessiveness is at its peak.

Licking the corner of his mouth again, Xuan Wu reminded: "I'll give you a chance. Untie the formation now. If you cry later, I'll let you go."

Yan Feng rolled his eyes: "I won't untie it, and I won't untie it for you even if I make you cry."

Xuan Wu laughed loudly.

Yan Feng took it for granted.

Look, this is what their gods should look like.

Crazy, no matter from which angle you look at it, your brain seems to be seriously ill.

In comparison, Xuan Wu during the day seemed like a rare accident, okay! ?

Having said this, Xuan Wu also stood up.

After adjusting his robe, he said: "My dear, my husband has things to do today, and I don't have time to play here with you for too long. But if you don't obey me, when I finish my work, I will make you cry." I can’t cry.”

His words didn't sound like a threat.

It's like simply stating a fact that is about to happen.

This realization made Yan Fengshi a little scared.

But he still wanted to believe in the little monk during the day.

If the young monk can make such a spell for him, it must be effective!

But he did not underestimate the spell, but he underestimated the madness of the madman.

As if he didn't mind the backlash brought by the spell at all, Xuanwu straightened his clothes, then raised his legs and walked towards the edge of the magic circle.

As he approached the edge of the circle, countless complicated mantras turned into golden light and rose into the sky.

There seemed to be the shadow of the flying sword in the golden light. In just an instant, Xuan Wu's white clothes were cut by the shadow of the sword, and blood dripped down his arm and fell on the ground in strings.

Yan Feng:? ? ? ? ?

Yan Feng called him anxiously: "What are you doing!? Xuanwu said that if you force a breakthrough, this magic circle can really kill you!"

"Then let me try, will I be killed by this formation first, or will you relent first and help me unlock this formation?"

Xuan Wu smiled and continued to move forward.

The blood stains on his body began to increase.

How could Yan Feng be willing to look at this kind of scene? His movements were simply faster than his brain, and he didn't even give himself a chance to hesitate. He had already used the fastest speed to scratch out the lines on the formation eye next to him.

In just an instant, the golden light that originally wrapped around Xuan Wu disappeared.

Xuan Wu looked down at his scratched arm and left leg, and chuckled softly: "My dear, your thoughts are purer than I thought. You are too naive to just want to trap me. Bar?"

As he said this, he had already walked to Yan Feng's side.

Xiaoniao looked at the blood on his body, and his mind was already in a mess. He quickly reached over and pulled off Xuan Wu's sleeves. When he found that his arms were covered with more than a dozen scars that were deep enough to show the bones, Yan Feng was shocked and angry, and almost carried it away angrily.

"What are you doing!? You really don't want your life, don't you!"

He yelled and roared at Xuan Wu.

The trembling and crying in his voice all proved how nervous and sad he was right now.

It's a pity that Xuanwu, as the person involved, has no consciousness.

Not only that, he even used his good hand to hold Yan Feng into his arms. The palm of his hand did not forget to pinch Yan Feng's butt. The touch was the same as yesterday, which made the smile on Xuan Wu's face become a little happier.

Then he stretched out his bloody arm in front of Yan Feng. He said: "Didn't you say you are a god? There are always places where gods are better than monsters. Let me lick my husband's wound and let me see if my wound can be healed after being licked by the god?"