Quick wear: Oops! The paranoid god is a love brain

Yan Feng had his resistance written all over his face.

Wen Renli became anxious.

He then brought his box of Gu worms to Yan Feng and said, "Honey, it's not a good habit to be picky about food. You're already so thin and you haven't eaten for three days in a row. Do you want to make your husband feel distressed to death?" "

Yan Feng:?

So you’re still going to stuff bugs into me, right? ?

The panic in his eyes almost spilled out, and Yan Feng stared in Wen Renli's direction.

Fortunately, Wen Renli didn't take action directly.

He just kept looking at Yan Feng in that eager state.

I hope my good wife can be obedient.

If he could finish a box of Gu worms properly, he wouldn't have to worry too much.

After a moment of silence, Yan Feng asked tangledly: "Isn't there one that doesn't contain venom and hasn't eaten corpses?"

"It's true," Wen Renli nodded: "I raised it myself from the eggs. I usually only feed herbal medicine and my own blood, and I have never eaten any of the same kind. Although compared to other Gu, there is nothing to say. The lethality is great, but if you want to say it’s clean, then this is definitely the cleanest!”

The bird's eyes lit up again: "Then what are you waiting for! Bring it here!"

He didn't want to touch the bugs that had eaten other people's corpses.

But if it’s the Lord God’s own blood, it’s absolutely fine for the bird to take two bites!

Yan Feng's face was full of excitement.

Wen Renli smiled bitterly: "I gave it to you when we first met. Didn't you say you had already digested it?"

Yan Feng:......

Just one of them?

But I swallowed it right away! There is no taste at all! I have to mention this matter to him again, isn't it clear that I want him to regret it!

Bird hates!

But still don’t give up!

Looking into Wen Renli's eyes again, he struggled and said, "Then next time you enter the game, can you bring me another one?"

"No." Wen Renli smiled bitterly: "Miao people are very dedicated, and they can only practice one Lover's Gu in a lifetime. If I try to do a second one, I will kill myself."

He said, paused for a moment, and then continued: "But if it's my wife you really want to eat..."

"Stop, no, no need to!"

Yan Feng anxiously interrupted Wen Renli's words.

The expression on his face was not ordinary. He said: "I suddenly don't want to eat bugs now, and I won't want to eat bugs in the future. In addition to eating bugs, I have other ways to improve myself and keep me in the best position forever." Best condition. So just feed me something else!"

Wen Renli frowned.

He thought it was better for the birds to eat bugs.

After all, it is natural for birds to eat insects. No matter how you look at it, insects are more nutritious.

I was planning to try my best to persuade my disobedient wife.

Yan Feng reached out and put his arms around his neck, letting himself fall into Wen Renli's arms.

He rubbed Wen Renli's cheek, and then kissed him twice on the lips. He said obediently: "Wen Renli, didn't you say I'm weird? Weird people rely on human energy to survive. What's the use of bugs? Can they taste better than you? You're right. "

Several questions in succession.

Wen Renli understood what he meant instantly.

His wife has already sent the invitation letter to his face.

If he doesn't behave well, then something is really wrong with him.

Hold the bird and put the person on the bed.

Wen Renli thought for a while and then confirmed again: "Honey, are you sure this will satisfy you?"

Yan Feng nodded vigorously.

No matter what happens tonight.

He really didn't want to see those disgusting bugs anymore!

Seeing how cooperative he was, Wen Renli's rationality was completely disconnected.

He reached over and grabbed Yan Feng's hand.

Brought to his waist.

Lowering his head and kissing Yan Feng's lips, Wen Renli let out a pleasant chuckle from his throat and said, "Wife, help me untie it."

*

What to say?

If it was to keep him fed, Wen Renli really worked hard.

Thank the world that he has no physical body!

I am also thankful that he will turn back into a bird as soon as the sun rises!

It was because of these factors of natural selection that he could not feel too much sadness. Otherwise, if a normal person were to participate, my sore throat would be smoking now, okay?

What kind of perfect world is this?

In this world of forced restraint, he will be very happy in ten lifetimes, let alone one lifetime!

This was Yan Feng's most vivid and overwhelming feeling when he opened his eyes and saw Wen Renli sitting opposite him during lunch time.

He knew he had become a chubby doll again.

He also knew that Wen Renli had brought it to the restaurant and was having lunch.

But the content of today’s lunch is different from yesterday.

It was just an ordinary meal that looked quite delicious, and there were no traces of any strange contamination on it.

It seems that the recipes for every meal are different every day.

Yan Feng thought in his heart.

Wen Renli, who had just cut into a piece of steak and ate it, raised his head.

Glancing in Yan Feng's direction, he couldn't help but laugh and said, "My wife is awake?"

In an instant, Yan Feng discovered that not only Wen Renli, but also the other remaining players around him quickly turned their heads and looked towards their seats when they heard his words.

Those players really didn't understand.

Is there any essential difference between this little bird doll and just now? ?

No matter from the perspective of appearance or color, it is exactly the same as when Wen Renli just brought it in, so how on earth can you tell that he is awake? ?

Yesterday, I changed back to a human in front of everyone, so I didn't hide anything this time.

Yan Feng replied politely: "I just woke up."

Wen Renli smiled: "My wife's voice is quite normal. Does that mean she hasn't eaten enough? Is it true that the little doll is in such a state that she can't eat? My husband can do it all the time!"

Yan Feng:......

Big brother.

Do you want to turn around and look around?

This is a public place after all.

Can't we just be a little bit like normal people? ?

When other people around them heard their conversation, the expressions on their faces were quite complicated.

Quiet for a moment.

Just when Yan Feng was thinking about whether to change the topic quickly, Sak, who was sitting at the dining table not far from Wen Renli, suddenly stood up.

He walked to Wen Renli's side in a few steps.

Then under everyone's surprised gazes, Sak asked: "Li, we have been listening to your tossing all night last night, can you continue during the day?"

There was silence.

Yan Feng wanted to flap his wings and leave this wonderful environment.

However, he did not have this opportunity.

So he could only watch Wen Renli nod proudly, and said, "Yes, we can continue. Do you have any objections?"

"That's not the case," Sack shook his head and said, "I just want to ask you, is there any secret recipe for persisting for so long? Is it the credit of those bugs of yours? If possible, I will spend a lot of money to buy them. If you can, give me two ?"