Quick wear: Oops! The paranoid god is a love brain

This statement sounds actually quite scary.

Feng Ming knew it very well.

So he braced himself to see the look of fear on the bird's face.

but.

Not only was there no fear, the bird even scratched its head seriously.

After thinking for a while, I asked him: "If you take me to the bottom of the sea, can you guarantee that you won't let me choke?"

Feng Ming nodded.

Yan Feng asked again: "Can you come out occasionally and buy me some delicious food? For example, what we eat now. If not, you can learn how to do it and cook it for me at the bottom of the sea. I can accept it."

Feng Ming:......

This reaction was completely different from what he had imagined.

Why don't you seem to be afraid at all?

Then without giving him a chance to think about it, Yan Feng clapped his fingers and continued: "You can also give me some story books and the like, so that even if you have nothing to do in the abyss, you can still read a book to pass the time. Of course, it doesn’t matter if you don’t have a book. I don’t particularly like reading. Are there any other toys? Otherwise, what should I do if I get bored?”

He looked like he was really preparing for his future life in captivity.

Feng Ming became more and more confused as he listened.

Finally, he couldn't help but interrupt and said, "Don't you think it's scary?"

Yan Feng's voice paused.

Oh.

Normal people should find it scary.

But this is his lifelong pursuit.

Although going into the sea still scares him a little.

But he has convinced himself!

Try this once!

Maybe you can get used to it!

In short, you must not disturb his canary life!

This is what he has been looking forward to for several lifetimes!

Yan Feng's eyes brightened and he looked at Feng Ming. He said, "I'm not afraid. Aren't you happy? If I'm afraid, wouldn't we have to become a sadomasochistic couple?"

It seems to be the case.

Feng Ming was still a little hesitant.

At this moment, the dish Yan Feng had just ordered was served.

When the waiter approached them, the two of them stopped talking in a tacit understanding.

After all, what they just discussed was not a topic that should be heard by humans.

So for the next time, Feng Ming held his head and watched Yan Feng eat. He remained quiet and thought about the conversation just now.

After finishing one roast chicken, I reached for the steak on the other side. Yan Feng's mouth was full of oil, but he still said politely: "Aren't you going to eat?"

Feng Ming shook his head.

The Kraken, which grows in the deep sea, is not used to human food that is full of oily smoke.

Moreover, for him, his only obsession in this life is the little bird in front of him.

Nothing else, food or anything else, could interest him.

So as long as the bird is happy eating.

He didn't even think about trying it.

Yan Feng also guessed that he was like this, so he didn't invite too much.

He continued to eat with his head down.

Then Feng Ming watched helplessly as the little fat bird ate up all the meat he ordered on the table like a storm.

After eating and drinking, Yan Feng didn't forget to order another dessert for himself.

Lusty strawberry cake.

It smells delicious!

Yan Feng took a large spoonful and put it in his mouth, chewed it twice, and narrowed his eyes with satisfaction.

When Feng Ming, who was sitting opposite him, saw this scene, he finally asked again: "Do you eat so much every time you eat?"

Yan Feng blinked: "Yes, you have to eat full before you feel happy. Don't you think so?"

Feng Ming doesn't think so.

What happiness can come from eating?

It is not as strong as the happiness of eating a bird.

Pursing his lips and hiding the answer in his heart, he changed the way he said it and asked, "I mean, how come you are still so thin after eating so much?"

He said, reaching over and pinching the bird's hand that wasn't holding the fork.

The wrist is slender.

Where do all the things you eat go to?

Hearing this question, Yan Feng also lowered his head and looked at his wrist. After thinking for a while, he said: "Actually, I am fat!"

He was talking about the round bird form.

After all, it was raised by their master God for thousands of years. If he wasn't a little rounder, he wouldn't be able to bear all the power that Xie Chengan gave him, wouldn't he?

But thinking about it this way, when he met Feng Ming, it seemed that he had always been in human form.

I haven’t shown Feng Ming a beautiful little bird yet!

Realizing this, Yan Feng immediately expressed his stance.

With crooked eyebrows, he said, "I'll show you in a moment how beautiful I look!"

This sentence sounds a bit abrupt.

But Feng Ming understood that he wanted to show himself his true form.

His slender fingers gently touched his lips twice.

Feng Ming actually wanted to tell Xiaoniao.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t look at the body.

He is already so beautiful that people can't take their eyes away.

Of course, he still didn't say this.

Because of the original appearance of the bird, even though he had seen it countless times in his dreams, he was still quite curious.

After Xiaoniao finished eating the cake in his hand, Feng Ming called the store to pay the bill.

There is indeed no currency in his hand that is common among humans.

So I just took out a pearl from my pocket and put it calmly on the table.

The pearls are absolutely superb.

Regardless of its size or appearance, the store was shocked.

It's just a meal. If you bring out something that is tens of millions of times more than the price of the meal, the store will not dare to accept it.

Use the fastest speed to push Pearl back to Feng Ming.

The smile on the shopkeeper's face was stiff and ugly.

In this small town near the sea, everyone has never seen such a generous situation. Judging from the appearance of Yan Feng and Feng Ming, the store directly regarded them as princes and nobles.

Nobles would be honored to eat in such a small restaurant.

How dare a store ask for money?

Seeing that the store repeatedly refused to take the pearls, Feng Ming had no choice but to put the pearls back into his pocket and left the store with Yan Feng.

Coming out of the store, Yan Feng asked him: "Where did you get the pearls?"

"The mermaid gave it to me." Feng Ming said: "They always offer me things, but in fact there are a lot of these things in the sea, and they are nothing special and precious. But I have also seen humans occasionally get one or two, then It looked so exciting. I thought this might be used as currency."

Yan Feng stared slightly.

Should say or not.

Their god, this is really the IQ of Schrödinger!

Good times and bad.

He couldn't even comment!

But he can be smart when he should be smart.

He is still very satisfied.

He simply smiled and stretched his arms around Feng Ming's neck. Yan Feng acted coquettishly for him: "I'm full and I don't want to move anymore. You can carry me back."

Feng Ming smiled: "Okay."

He hugged Yan Feng and walked out of the city. He stopped before reaching the beach.

Before he could say anything, Yan Feng wanted to jump out of his arms.

Feng Ming shook his head.

After kissing Yan Feng, he said: "Be good, they are just a few trash fishes, you don't need to touch them."

Follow them here from the city.

It’s time to prepare to die.