Quick wear: Oops! The paranoid god is a love brain

I think you are talking to me.

It’s still the kind that people simply can’t refuse!

Yan Feng's face turned red when he heard this.

If it weren't for the fact that he was a little hungry now, he would have wanted to rush over and pounce on Lu Qingran right away, okay?

Tell yourself in your heart that you must calm down.

Then after thinking for a moment, Yan Feng changed the subject and said, "How old are you this year?"

He directly stepped on the issue that Lu Qingran least wanted to talk about.

The chopping action stopped again.

Lu Qingran was silent for a moment, but still answered: "28 this year."

"Isn't that almost thirty?" Yan Feng counted on his fingers: "My irresponsible parents are only in their early forties. I am twenty this year, so you are indeed an uncle? Brother-in-law, this is the title I think I can use it too!”

Lu Qingran:......

He felt the veins on his forehead throbbing.

Yan Feng continued to laugh at him without knowing whether he was alive or dead: "Old cow eats young grass, uncle, aren't you shy like this?"

Lu Qingran narrowed his eyes.

He put down the kitchen knife in his hand and turned back to the bar.

He leaned closer to Yan Feng, his eyes were astonishingly dark. He responded word for word, "Call me uncle again and you won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow."

He did not expect that in Yan Feng's view, this threat was not a threat at all.

Even giggling non-stop.

His seductive blue eyes were still locked on Lu Qingran. Yan Feng licked the corner of his mouth and said, "Uncle, of course I'm fine. I'm afraid you might not be able to do it now that you're older?" "

This sentence ignited successfully.

Yan Feng lost his dinner due to his ability.

And not only did he lose his dinner, it wasn't until the next morning when Lu Qingran went to work that he finally let him go.

Old men are not scary.

The scary thing is the old man who just started eating meat.

This physical strength is simply not comparable to that of those young people, okay?

Yan Feng admitted that he was in pain.

Painful and happy.

He is such a powerful man, he is actually quite happy.

It was almost afternoon when he woke up. Just like yesterday, Lu Qingran ordered takeout for him, and then the two of them kept connected on the phone.

When he got home from get off work, Lu Qingran made a good dinner for Yan Feng.

He is very good at his craftsmanship.

And as if he had done some research in advance, everything he made had the taste that Yan Feng liked.

Time passed slowly and steadily.

More than a month later, Yan Feng's summer vacation ended and it was almost time to go to school.

Regardless of whether Xiaoniao was happy or not, he could see that Lu Qingran had no intention of hiding him at home as a canary. Although the voice calls between the two people never ended when they didn't meet each other, other than that, Lu Qingran would not interfere with any of Yan Feng's social activities. Of course, Lu Qingran was also very good about Yan Feng going to school. Support him.

But after going to school, Yan Feng became completely numb.

He is just a little bird!

When will the little bird learn?

Looking at the numbers and formulas written by the teacher on the blackboard, Yan Feng felt that they were like astronomical symbols, a hundred times more difficult than the spells that the gods had led him to learn.

Let him keep these things in mind.

That's simply animal cruelty, right?

What made him feel even more uncomfortable was that he was in the same class as Lu Lingtian and Yan Yu. On the first day of school, all three of them went to school.

In the classroom, I can't see you when I look down.

It's embarrassment fucking opened the door for embarrassment, embarrassment is at home.

However, neither of them took the initiative to talk to Yan Feng. Yan Feng just listened to the book and pretended not to know anything.

By the end of the class, Xiaoniao’s head hurt from listening to it.

As soon as the classroom was changed for the second period, Yan Feng found a seat in the corner and sat down, and someone sat next to him.

Looking up, Yan Feng frowned: "What are you doing?"

Lu Lingtian immediately waved his hand: "Don't be nervous, how could I dare to do anything to bully you? I just want to tell you, can you give me a message to my uncle? I sincerely apologize for my behavior. He Just stop torturing me, okay?"

Yan Feng blinked.

Then he lifted the hair covering his right ear.

Revealing the Bluetooth headset underneath, he asked, "Uncle, did you hear what Lu Ling just said?"

At the beginning, Lu Qingran was not willing to accept this title.

But now, it has become a little trick between the couple. Yan Feng is used to it, and Lu Qingran is also used to hearing it.

Lu Qingran's voice immediately came from the earphones: "Tell him not to think about it, and stay away from you."

Yan Feng responded.

Then he relayed the content to Lu Lingtian intact.

However, Lu Lingtian didn't care about the content of his answer now, he just looked into Yan Feng's eyes with horror on his face. Opening his mouth, he couldn't help but say: "No...don't you two talk to each other all the time?"

"It's not all the time," Yan Feng shook his head and took his phone out of his pocket. Calculating the call duration on it, it was right before the first class started.

He said: "When we can't meet in person, we keep talking on the phone. Of course there is no need to call again when we meet in person."

Lu Lingtian:......

Why can you speak so calmly?

Don’t you think there’s something wrong with this? ?

He opened his mouth.

Lu Lingtian felt that his three views had been impacted.

After a long silence, he couldn't help but say: "Uncle, your possessiveness seems a bit too much, right? You are always monitoring your boyfriend's every move. You feel like a pervert."

His words were obviously meant for Lu Qingran on the other end of the phone.

But Lu Qingran didn't seem to hear it.

No response at all.

Yan Feng also felt that he was making a fuss out of a molehill, so he didn't take these words to heart at all for the rest of the time.

But he never expected that when he returned home in the evening, Lu Qingran would actually take the initiative to bring up this topic with him again.

"Yan Yan, do you also think that I am monitoring your every move by keeping on the phone with you every day? Do you feel uncomfortable?"

Yan Feng blinked.

To be honest, he really didn't feel anything.

When he was in the divine realm, he had a contractual relationship with the Lord God. His every move has always been under the control of Lord God, which is much more specific than a call on hold.

And it was almost like this in my previous life.

He barely left the room.

There are cameras everywhere in the room.

He has always lived this kind of life, how could he think there was anything wrong with it?

However, when Lu Qingran said this, Yan Feng thought for a moment and nodded.

Lu Qingran's pupils narrowed.

When I was thinking about whether I really went too far and whether I should apologize to the other party.

Yan Feng continued: "Actually, I also think it's a bit troublesome to make phone calls. I have to wear headphones all the time. Otherwise, why don't you install video and recording equipment on me and in our home? The kind that can maintain communication, isn't it? Is it much more convenient than keeping a call?”