Quick wear: Oops! The paranoid god is a love brain

When he heard Yan Feng say this, Lu Qingran thought he was being modest with him.

But when the teaching really started, Lu Qingran realized that Yan Feng was not being humble, he was just telling the truth.

What I originally got was a sophomore textbook.

But after teaching for a while, and feeling Yan Feng's clear stupidity, Lu Qingran took a step back and asked him for his freshman textbook.

As a result, Yan Feng was still in the same clueless state.

Lu Qingran was a little surprised: "How did you get into college?"

"At once……"

It's not like I took the exam.

Taking a deep breath, Yan Feng kept the expression on his face. Answering Lu Qingran's question: "You can understand this matter. Students who were not very good at studying originally forgot all the content they learned before after the college entrance examination. Now they are in a state of regret, so Uncle, you are my last hope, please save me, right?"

Yan Feng blinked.

The watery blue eyes were full of pity.

Lu Qingran was too fond of him.

Yan Feng had already successfully seduced people without even needing any more effort.

However, Lu Qingran still has a little principle.

He lowered his head and looked at the book in his hand, thought for a while and said, "I will teach you well, and you must also study hard. There is a test every week. If you do well, you will be rewarded. If you do not, you will be punished. Do you understand?"

Yan Feng kept nodding.

Although he heard it very clearly, he actually didn't take it seriously at all.

After all, even if Lu Qingran acted serious, he could still feel that the man doted on him deep down.

So any punishment is actually just verbal intimidation.

He is absolutely reluctant to part with it!

Yan Feng told himself this in his heart, and then a week later, when the first test was over, looking at his disastrous results, Lu Qingran calmly pushed up his glasses and waved to him.

Yan Feng was actually quite embarrassed about this result.

He swore that wasn't his intention.

He also wants to do well in the exam!

However, his starting point was too low and his understanding of learning was poor. In the end, he felt that he had nothing to explain.

He obediently walked to Lu Qingran with his head lowered.

Yan Feng asked him pitifully: "Brother-in-law, how are you going to punish me?"

Lu Qingran patted his leg.

Yan Feng subconsciously thought that he was going to let him sit on it.

But before he could get in, he heard Lu Qingran reminding him in a low voice: "I'm not asking you to sit up, I'm asking you to lie down."

Yan Feng blinked.

For a moment, I didn't understand what Lu Qingran meant.

Until the other party took the initiative, pulled him to lie on his lap, then raised his hand and slapped his butt directly.

There was a crisp sound, and Yan Feng's cheeks turned red instantly.

What are you doing!

In his last life plus this life, plus the thousand years he has been alive, he has never been spanked, okay!

Isn’t it amazing to be the Lord God!

This behavior is cruelty to endangered animals!

The little bird kept making noisy noises in his heart.

But in fact, I didn't dare to say a word.

He received three slaps on his butt, and he could only lie there obediently and moan.

Because he knew it was him who was wrong.

He didn't expect that he would be so stupid in this regard!

I will never do anything related to mathematics and physics in my next life!

No.

He still wants to be a canary in his next life!

Can't we raise him well and prevent him from suffering from work?

After five consecutive blows, Lu Qingran was frightened for a moment when he found that the person in his arms had made no movement.

He asked himself if the blow he had just given was not severe.

But then I thought about it, Yan Feng's delicate skin, tender flesh, and soft appearance couldn't be considered by a normal person.

You didn't really beat someone up, did you?

Feeling anxious, Lu Qingran quickly pulled him up and let Yan Feng sit on Lu Qingran's lap as he originally thought.

Xiao Feijiu's eyes were red.

Wronged and sad.

It's almost pathetic.

Seeing this, Lu Qingran was heartbroken and couldn't help asking him distressedly: "Does the beating hurt?"

Yan Feng shook his head.

Still looking that pitiful.

But there was obviously no fear of Lu Qingran.

It was obvious that he was beaten by this person, but Yan Feng took the initiative to move towards the person. Sticking to Lu Qingran's body, he groaned: "Am I too stupid?"

Lu Qingran's heart softened.

How could you be willing to punish him again?

He sighed softly, he couldn't even bear to say harsh words. Faced with Yan Feng's question, he could only give an answer after thinking for a moment: "It can't be said that he is stupid, but he hasn't mastered it yet. Once you find the skills, it will be much easier to learn."

As he said this, he picked up the paper on the table again.

Pointing to the correct questions above, Lu Qingran comforted him slowly: "You see, these questions mean you have memorized everything I told you. The content you are learning now, the rote memorization of formulas Memorizing it is useless, you have to understand it before you can apply it in practice. I said that those who deserve punishment should be punished, and those who deserve rewards should be rewarded. I did a good job on these questions, so I will buy you ice cream tomorrow, okay?"

Birds are easy to coax.

When he heard about the ice cream he liked, his eyes lit up, and he completely forgot about the beating he had just received.

He even happily sat on Lu Qingran's lap and hugged Lu Qingran's neck. Yan Feng thought about it and felt that he still had to strive for a stable life in the future.

So I asked him in a low voice: "Uncle, do you want to be with me forever?"

Lu Qingran nodded.

This time he didn't hesitate.

If he was still a little confused when they first got together, now that they have been together for a few months, he has clearly understood his feelings, so how could he still be willing to let go of the person in his arms.

Yan Feng smiled: "I also want to be with you forever."

Lu Qingran: "Yeah."

He also saw this.

He just didn't quite understand what Yan Feng meant when he suddenly mentioned this to him.

There was no need to think too much, Yan Feng continued to speak: "Uncle, the money you earned is actually enough for the two of us to live a happy life, right?"

Lu Qingran has no idea about this aspect.

But based on a rough estimate, it would be no problem even if you spend your whole life lavishly.

So he continued to nod.

Yan Feng got to the point: "So have you ever thought that since you are already so rich, you don't have to let me study and work! Treat me like a canary and raise it at home so that you can see it when you get home. Me, I’m happy too and you’re happy too, isn’t it even happier?”

He asked the question and Lu Qingran fell silent.

Yan Feng screamed in his heart that something was going on!

He knew that this man's paranoid and possessive character would never change even if he was reincarnated!

However, after the silence, Lu Qingran shook his head firmly.

He said: "Your proposal is indeed a good one, and I am very tempted, but it cannot be like this. I like you, so rather than imprisoning you, I hope to help you realize the value of life. Take a rest today and continue studying tomorrow. The next exam will be If you do this again, there will really be no reward.”