Quick wear: Oops! The paranoid god is a love brain

When I opened my eyes again, it was morning again.

Yan Feng lay on the bed with smoke coming from his throat.

Yu Xingzhi is a bastard!

The last bit of trust between the bird and the god was completely gone!

What was he doing? That's not what animals do, okay? ?

He wants to curse Yu Xingzhi from today on.

Curse him for his impotence!

Forget it.

You cannot remain impotent for too long.

That’s a week!

Curse him for being impotent for a week, at least give him a break! ?

Yan Feng cursed crazily in his heart.

Then he heard the sound of the door being pushed open. Yu Xingzhi came in from the door, holding a dinner plate in his hand and walked back to Yan Feng.

There is a bowl on top of the dinner plate.

Although he didn't see what kind of food was inside, Yan Feng, who was already hungry and had his chest pressed against his back, couldn't care about that much.

God knows that after he fell asleep last night, his dreams were all about the bread with only one bite!

Give him another chance!

He promises he will never be a picky eater anymore!

Looking expectantly in the direction of Yu Xingzhi, Yan Feng couldn't help but reveal his true nature again when the other party placed the dinner plate in front of him.

The look of disgust cannot be hidden.

Yan Feng muttered: "I haven't eaten all day, and you just let me drink porridge?"

His voice was so hoarse that he was startled.

He is a little bird!

Such a beautiful voice, how could it be persecuted by Yu Xingzhi, a scumbag! ?

Unfortunately, scum is just scum.

After hearing his accusation, Yu Xingzhi replied with a calm expression: "Didn't you eat a lot last night? I think you ate very well, and I thought you were quite satisfied."

Yan Feng:......

He has begun to reflect hard.

How desperate was he to think that he would take the initiative to come to this small world to save their crazy god?

This guy doesn't need anyone to save him at all! ?

His existence is enough to level the entire world. No matter whether he is a human or a god, his character also determines that his status will never be low. He lives so freely and happily, as if he needs to be saved by others. ! ?

Just when Yan Feng kept insulting Yu Xingzhi in his mind, the other party seemed to finally feel his emotions. He rarely showed mercy and added another sentence to comfort him softly: "Eat well, just because you have been there all day. I haven’t eaten anything, so I have to drink porridge today. I won’t let you have porridge for three meals, are you satisfied?”

Yan Feng was immediately satisfied.

Raising his head, his bright blue eyes looked into Yu Xingzhi's eyes, and he said seriously: "I want to eat meat!"

Yu Xingzhi smiled and replied casually: "It's just a little bird. It doesn't want to drink porridge, but wants to eat meat. Why are you different from other little birds?"

Yan Feng was shocked.

The dinner plate I just received was almost knocked over.

Logically speaking, Yu Xingzhi in this world should not have the memory of a god, so how could he possibly know that he is a little bird! ?

There was a huge wave in my heart.

Yan Feng didn't dare to talk.

He bowed his head obediently and drank the porridge, calling in his heart: [Go! Are you there? Can you hear my voice? 】

[Yes, boss, you haven’t contacted me for a day. How is the mission going? 】

The red panda is still so competent.

The voice was filled with concern.

Just looking down at his own condition, Yan Feng didn't want to answer his concern at all.

Simply changing the topic, Yan Feng said: [Yu Xingzhi just said that I was a little bird. Does he still have the memory of the Lord God period? 】

The red panda immediately denied: [Of course that is impossible. The Yuanshen fragments have no function of carrying memories, especially if the Lord God takes the initiative to disperse the Yuanshen and goes to the small world, it is even more impossible to have memories. So don’t worry, boss! Besides, if you really have memories, that’s a good thing! Wouldn't that make it easier to complete the task? 】

Yan Feng thought for a while.

He felt that the red panda was right.

After thinking for a while, he told the red panda about his current situation, and then asked the other party to investigate the storyline that would happen next and see if there was any chance that he could take action.

Red pandas work very efficiently.

Another large memory was crazily crammed into Yan Feng's brain.

Then came a question from the red panda, he said: [Boss, I'm just making a hypothesis, don't be angry. 】

Yan Feng:?

Red Panda: [Is it possible that the Lord God has raised you as a canary? 】

Yan Feng:......

Don't say it yet.

He really couldn't find the words to refute.

Look at his current state and the chains tied to his arms and legs. He is not only a canary, but also the kind of caged bird that is locked in a cage and can't see the blue sky at all, okay?

I finished the bowl of porridge with mixed emotions.

When returning the plate to Yu Xingzhi, Yan Feng blinked and said, "I haven't seen the sun for two days. I think the weather is good today. Can I go out for a walk?"

"Of course," Yu Xingzhi smiled: "But you need to make some preparations in advance."

Yan Feng's eyes lit up.

He really didn't expect that Yu Xingzhi would be so easy to talk to.

Could it be because he performed very well the past two nights and Yu Xingzhi was satisfied with his performance, so...

well.

It's all just an illusion.

Without even giving Yan Feng a chance to finish his thoughts, Yu Xingzhi reached for his waist and took out a dagger, holding it in his broad palm.

Yan Feng: "...I'll discuss it carefully with you, but don't use the knife!"

Yu Xingzhi kept the smile on his face: "As I told you yesterday, I quite like your face, so if you want to go out for a walk, just let your body go for a walk. Leave your head behind and I'll find someone more beautiful. The box will be packed for you and put on the bedside. You can pick it up when you come back when you have finished walking."

Yan Feng:......

6.

He couldn't think of any other words to say this except "6".

My mother tongue is speechless all my life!

Can you still walk away if you cut off your head? How about you perform one first, and then I'll try again after the performance is completed?

He kept cursing in his mind, but Yan Feng kept that aggrieved expression on his face.

It's a pity that Yu Xingzhi didn't even look at him.

He even moved the dagger over his body, passed his neck, and slowly moved downwards. Then he shook his head and said, "Actually, I also like your arms. They are thin, thin, and quite white. The same goes for your legs." . It seems that your skin is quite good and your bones are also quite good. This is a bit troublesome..."

As Yu Xingzhi spoke, the movements of his hands showed no intention of stopping.

He didn't like the way the bird said he wanted to leave him.

Although he was trying to scare people just like before, he also tried very hard to do it in terms of his demeanor and movements.

The cold blade touched Yan Feng's calf.

He was so frightened that the hair on his body almost stood up.

I'm afraid that if Yu Xingzhi misses and the dagger really falls, there will be an extra blood mark on his perfect calf...

In order to prevent tragedy from happening, Yan Feng stopped his losses in time.

Looking into Yu Xingzhi's eyes, he said firmly: "I thought about it carefully, people will not die if they don't bask in the sun. Besides, this room is as big as a floor-to-ceiling window. With the curtains drawn and the window opened, I can still bask in the sun." To the sun. And there are food, drinks, and bathrooms here. If you can give me a game console, I can live until I die without leaving home!"

The voice fell.

Yan Feng watched helplessly as Yu Xingzhi took back the dagger.

Satisfied, he lowered his head and placed a kiss on Yan Feng's forehead. Yu Xingzhi said with a deep smile, "You're so good."

Be good to your grandma.

Yan Feng had a smile on his face, but he was already scolding Yu Xingzhi's 17th generation ancestor in his heart.

Seeing that the other party put away the dagger and turned to leave, Yan Feng couldn't help but ask him: "Where are you going?"

Yu Xingzhi didn't answer, but asked him: "Can't you bear to let me go?"

Yan Feng nodded vigorously.

Yu Xingzhi chuckled, lowered his head, and kissed Yan Feng's already red and swollen lips. Before the tingling feeling had time to spread, Yu Xingzhi had already stood up and distanced the two of them. He said: "I have work to deal with today. You just stay in the room. Lunch and dinner will be given to you." Send it here and I will come back in the evening, so you don’t have to feel empty.”

Yan Feng was already numb.

Not only did he not feel empty.

His whole body hurts and it's hard to speak, okay?

If possible, he would rather Yu Xingzhi not come back at night.

Of course, the premise is that the other party guarantees safety.

Thinking of the plots that the red panda had just sent to him, Yan Feng was extremely worried.

Looking into Yu Xingzhi's eyes, Yan Feng struggled for a while, but finally couldn't help but said: "Be careful when you go out today. I see that your hall is dark and it may be dangerous. I said I would come back at night. Don’t break your promise!”