Quick wear: Oops! The paranoid god is a love brain
Chapter 97 The dual personality of Buddha’s bones and devil’s heart imprisons the little bird 01
[Demining: This world is about dual personalities. One of them has incorrect views, crazily criticizes sick women and kills them. Please skip it. 】
The chubby little Fatty Jiu was stunned.
The big hand holding him naturally let go.
However, he did not let the little bird that forgot to flap its wings fall to the ground. Instead, he held the little bird with his palm and let the little fat bird stop on his hand. The man said in a calm tone: "Appeared out of thin air. And I’m carrying a rosary. This rosary contains divine power, and it’s not like something ordinary spirits can get. Who are you?”
The man's voice sounded as good as he remembered.
But after being pressed and listened to for half a month, and still in the four-channel state, Yan Feng was basically cured no matter how much voice control he used.
Her round little eyes stared at the man.
He jumped angrily to express his dissatisfaction.
The string of rosary beads hung around the bird's neck. It swayed twice with his movements, but it never slipped away from his body.
Cleared his throat.
But his voice was still a little hoarse.
But Yan Feng still tried very hard to say: "How can you talk like that? Just ask me what I am! Since you can feel the divine power, you should know that I am a god! You monks are so disrespectful to gods!" "
What he said was serious.
He didn't lie in the first place.
He was originally a divine beast. When facing an ordinary person like that, it would be no problem to directly say that he was a god.
The little bird raised its chin proudly.
However, the next second, the ignorant human in front of me reminded him: "The divine power is in the rosary. I can't feel the divine power in you. I have never seen this bird look like you. What are you so special about?" Variety?"
"That's why I said I'm a god! How could a mortal see me!" Yan Feng replied angrily.
He thought that in this world, men would still be as insular as in previous worlds, and no matter what he said, they would not listen to explanations.
But he didn't expect that this time, after hearing what he said, the man just smiled slightly, stood up, walked to the wooden door on the side, opened the door, and said: "Since you are a god, you should go back." The world is not peaceful and it is not the place you should come to."
As he spoke, he stretched out the hand that was holding Yan Feng.
This made it clear that he was going to be released.
Yan Feng:? ? ? ? ?
dog man!
You actually let me go!
I will sentence you to a wifeless prison sentence now, do you believe it or not?
The bird huddled motionless in his hand.
The man kept this action for a while, then realized that the bird really didn't want to fly, and then he took his hand back. Putting it on his chest, he looked down at the round bird in his hand, and asked him a little funny: "Why don't you leave?"
"I still have some unfinished business, so of course I won't leave." Yan Feng hummed.
The man thought for a moment, but he didn't force it.
With the door still open, he returned to the futon and sat down. He had always held the little bird in his hand. He didn't say he was tired, and he had no intention of putting the bird somewhere else.
Yan Feng thought he wanted to have a heart-to-heart talk with him.
Unexpectedly, after the man sat down, he closed his eyes again, muttered something in his mouth, and started meditating and chanting sutras again.
Yan Feng:......
Your wife is in your hands!
If you don't look at me, why are you chanting?
Very angry, he flapped his wings again, successfully inducing the man to open his eyes again. Yan Feng remained in the state of Angry Birds and asked him: "Don't you want to ask me what I want to do?"
"If you ask, there will be cause and effect," the man said slowly: "I can't protect myself. If there is cause and effect with you, it will only harm you."
Yan Feng tilted his head.
This time the man continued to add, he said: "You don't have the smell of blood on your body, it means you haven't done any evil deeds. I still have some food here. If you are hungry, just eat some to fill your stomach. Leave here early before the sun sets. . Otherwise, I won’t be able to protect you when the sun sets and the moon rises.”
His voice is always so calm.
It was as if nothing in front of him could affect his emotions or bring any waves to him.
Yan Feng didn't like him like this.
Although abstinent beauties are also very attractive.
But he was used to the crazy look of his god, but he still wasn't used to the calm look of the other party.
The little bird simply sat on the man's palm.
He said bitterly: "I came here just to find you. Now that I have found you, I can't go back without causing karma with you."
The man was stunned: "Looking for me?"
Yan Feng nodded.
He shook his head, and the string of rosary beads hanging on his chest swayed left and right with his movements.
The little bird puffed out his chest proudly and said: "My lover is a fool. In order for me to understand his feelings for him, he threw himself into reincarnation. In order to piece together his soul, I have to come and collect it." His soul. The divine power you feel in the rosary is the soul I collected before."
When it comes to this kind of thing, Yan Feng himself feels that he is very powerful.
It simply jumped from the man's palm.
When it landed, it had transformed from a bird back into a human form.
The red clothes on his body were draped casually, unable to cover all his parts completely, and the material was light and transparent, sticking to his body and always creating a vague sense of beauty.
These are the clothes those perverts picked out for him.
In his bird form, he is wearing the same clothes he wore before.
He really didn't expect that he would be like this when he rushed into the small world this time.
But it doesn't matter.
Anyway, he was facing his god, so Xiaoniao didn't feel any shame.
He even took the initiative to stretch out his wrist, pointed at the rosary beads that had fallen on his wrist, and introduced them to the man one by one. He said, "Look, the soul of this rosary is called Yu Xingzhi. He is a particularly insecure person." , a paranoid and perverted domineering president."
"This one's name is Lu Qingran. He's a gentle scumbag. He looks elegant and gentle, but in fact he's very dirty in his head."
"This is Gu Wangchuan, she is my wife hehehe."
"The last one is called Dancheng. He is a lunatic, but he is also kind to me."
As the little bird introduced it, he also thought of the things he had experienced. I was in a good mood and couldn't help but smile.
He lowered his head and kissed the four rosary beads, and said, "These are all my treasures. Every time I take one back, I will kiss it all again. Do you think I am a special person with a bowl of water?"
This was the first time he encountered such a soul fragment that could show divine power, so he simply said that much.
Tell me these things.
To be honest, this experience is really novel and exciting.
However, the man's reaction was different from what he thought.
He didn't praise his unique skill of handling water.
Instead, he frowned in confusion, and the man asked him: "Did you collect these four rosary beads at the same time?"
"Of course not," Yan Feng shook his head: "I collect one in my life, and I have lived with him for four lifetimes."
The man hesitated to speak.
Yan Feng was unhappy: "If you are dissatisfied, why don't you tell me?"
"No," the man shook his head slightly: "I'm just a little confused. If the fourth generation comes back and you kiss each one more, wouldn't you be holding the bowl of water crookedly?"
He said, reaching out and tapping the rosary where Yu Xingzhi's soul stayed.
He asked helplessly: "For example, if you put it this way, wouldn't he get a lot more kisses than others?"
The chubby little Fatty Jiu was stunned.
The big hand holding him naturally let go.
However, he did not let the little bird that forgot to flap its wings fall to the ground. Instead, he held the little bird with his palm and let the little fat bird stop on his hand. The man said in a calm tone: "Appeared out of thin air. And I’m carrying a rosary. This rosary contains divine power, and it’s not like something ordinary spirits can get. Who are you?”
The man's voice sounded as good as he remembered.
But after being pressed and listened to for half a month, and still in the four-channel state, Yan Feng was basically cured no matter how much voice control he used.
Her round little eyes stared at the man.
He jumped angrily to express his dissatisfaction.
The string of rosary beads hung around the bird's neck. It swayed twice with his movements, but it never slipped away from his body.
Cleared his throat.
But his voice was still a little hoarse.
But Yan Feng still tried very hard to say: "How can you talk like that? Just ask me what I am! Since you can feel the divine power, you should know that I am a god! You monks are so disrespectful to gods!" "
What he said was serious.
He didn't lie in the first place.
He was originally a divine beast. When facing an ordinary person like that, it would be no problem to directly say that he was a god.
The little bird raised its chin proudly.
However, the next second, the ignorant human in front of me reminded him: "The divine power is in the rosary. I can't feel the divine power in you. I have never seen this bird look like you. What are you so special about?" Variety?"
"That's why I said I'm a god! How could a mortal see me!" Yan Feng replied angrily.
He thought that in this world, men would still be as insular as in previous worlds, and no matter what he said, they would not listen to explanations.
But he didn't expect that this time, after hearing what he said, the man just smiled slightly, stood up, walked to the wooden door on the side, opened the door, and said: "Since you are a god, you should go back." The world is not peaceful and it is not the place you should come to."
As he spoke, he stretched out the hand that was holding Yan Feng.
This made it clear that he was going to be released.
Yan Feng:? ? ? ? ?
dog man!
You actually let me go!
I will sentence you to a wifeless prison sentence now, do you believe it or not?
The bird huddled motionless in his hand.
The man kept this action for a while, then realized that the bird really didn't want to fly, and then he took his hand back. Putting it on his chest, he looked down at the round bird in his hand, and asked him a little funny: "Why don't you leave?"
"I still have some unfinished business, so of course I won't leave." Yan Feng hummed.
The man thought for a moment, but he didn't force it.
With the door still open, he returned to the futon and sat down. He had always held the little bird in his hand. He didn't say he was tired, and he had no intention of putting the bird somewhere else.
Yan Feng thought he wanted to have a heart-to-heart talk with him.
Unexpectedly, after the man sat down, he closed his eyes again, muttered something in his mouth, and started meditating and chanting sutras again.
Yan Feng:......
Your wife is in your hands!
If you don't look at me, why are you chanting?
Very angry, he flapped his wings again, successfully inducing the man to open his eyes again. Yan Feng remained in the state of Angry Birds and asked him: "Don't you want to ask me what I want to do?"
"If you ask, there will be cause and effect," the man said slowly: "I can't protect myself. If there is cause and effect with you, it will only harm you."
Yan Feng tilted his head.
This time the man continued to add, he said: "You don't have the smell of blood on your body, it means you haven't done any evil deeds. I still have some food here. If you are hungry, just eat some to fill your stomach. Leave here early before the sun sets. . Otherwise, I won’t be able to protect you when the sun sets and the moon rises.”
His voice is always so calm.
It was as if nothing in front of him could affect his emotions or bring any waves to him.
Yan Feng didn't like him like this.
Although abstinent beauties are also very attractive.
But he was used to the crazy look of his god, but he still wasn't used to the calm look of the other party.
The little bird simply sat on the man's palm.
He said bitterly: "I came here just to find you. Now that I have found you, I can't go back without causing karma with you."
The man was stunned: "Looking for me?"
Yan Feng nodded.
He shook his head, and the string of rosary beads hanging on his chest swayed left and right with his movements.
The little bird puffed out his chest proudly and said: "My lover is a fool. In order for me to understand his feelings for him, he threw himself into reincarnation. In order to piece together his soul, I have to come and collect it." His soul. The divine power you feel in the rosary is the soul I collected before."
When it comes to this kind of thing, Yan Feng himself feels that he is very powerful.
It simply jumped from the man's palm.
When it landed, it had transformed from a bird back into a human form.
The red clothes on his body were draped casually, unable to cover all his parts completely, and the material was light and transparent, sticking to his body and always creating a vague sense of beauty.
These are the clothes those perverts picked out for him.
In his bird form, he is wearing the same clothes he wore before.
He really didn't expect that he would be like this when he rushed into the small world this time.
But it doesn't matter.
Anyway, he was facing his god, so Xiaoniao didn't feel any shame.
He even took the initiative to stretch out his wrist, pointed at the rosary beads that had fallen on his wrist, and introduced them to the man one by one. He said, "Look, the soul of this rosary is called Yu Xingzhi. He is a particularly insecure person." , a paranoid and perverted domineering president."
"This one's name is Lu Qingran. He's a gentle scumbag. He looks elegant and gentle, but in fact he's very dirty in his head."
"This is Gu Wangchuan, she is my wife hehehe."
"The last one is called Dancheng. He is a lunatic, but he is also kind to me."
As the little bird introduced it, he also thought of the things he had experienced. I was in a good mood and couldn't help but smile.
He lowered his head and kissed the four rosary beads, and said, "These are all my treasures. Every time I take one back, I will kiss it all again. Do you think I am a special person with a bowl of water?"
This was the first time he encountered such a soul fragment that could show divine power, so he simply said that much.
Tell me these things.
To be honest, this experience is really novel and exciting.
However, the man's reaction was different from what he thought.
He didn't praise his unique skill of handling water.
Instead, he frowned in confusion, and the man asked him: "Did you collect these four rosary beads at the same time?"
"Of course not," Yan Feng shook his head: "I collect one in my life, and I have lived with him for four lifetimes."
The man hesitated to speak.
Yan Feng was unhappy: "If you are dissatisfied, why don't you tell me?"
"No," the man shook his head slightly: "I'm just a little confused. If the fourth generation comes back and you kiss each one more, wouldn't you be holding the bowl of water crookedly?"
He said, reaching out and tapping the rosary where Yu Xingzhi's soul stayed.
He asked helplessly: "For example, if you put it this way, wouldn't he get a lot more kisses than others?"
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