Quick wear: Oops! The paranoid god is a love brain

The situation was extremely embarrassing due to Yan Feng's words.

Xuan Wu's face turned red.

He didn't even know how to respond.

But Yan Feng was like a seducing goblin, saying so much was not enough, so he relaxed his body and let himself lie completely in Xuan Wu's arms.

This is a great gesture.

He felt it even more clearly when Xuan Wu stood up.

As if to ease his current situation.

Xuan Wu closed his eyes again and began to chant sutras non-stop.

Yan Feng kept laughing as he listened.

He continued to yell: "Are you monks so dishonest? Didn't the Buddha tell you that you should learn to face your own nature?"

This sentence was originally intended to tease the young monk.

Unexpectedly, after hearing what he said, Xuanwu was stunned for a moment, but he stumbled back: "I... have not entered Buddhism."

Yan Feng:? ? ? ?

You haven’t entered Buddhism, so you dress like this?

Are you some kind of liar who cheats on the street?

As if aware of what Xiaoniao was thinking, Xuan Wu took two deep breaths. He tried hard to restrain the surging emotions in his heart, and then slowly explained: "I am dressed like this just because I grew up in a temple. Although the master did not ask me to enter the temple, there has always been a person with the same name in the temple. Children with different personalities are not suitable after all.”

To put it bluntly, from the perspective of appearance, he has to follow the trend. So his head was shaved, but unlike other monks, there was really no ring scar on his head.

Yan Feng lay in Xuan Wu's arms and stretched his neck to take a good look at the top of his head.

After confirming this, he made a sound and said: "Then what sutra should you recite? If you are not a monk, you don't have to worry about breaking the precepts. Don't you feel uncomfortable standing so high? I can help you."

This dirty talk is so shameless!

Reason told Xuan Wu that although he was not a monk and did not have so many rules and regulations, if he did not refuse well when facing this kind of thing, he would definitely be in vain as an ordinary person.

But there is always a voice in my heart that keeps shouting that I like it.

Just like this little bird said.

That feeling seems to be imprinted deep in the soul.

No matter how much his reason refuses, his soul is subconsciously and constantly moving closer to the other party.

When the bird's claws stretched out again, Xuan Wu couldn't help it anymore.

He stood up in a panic, but did not forget to reach out and support the bird that lost its balance due to his actions.

After making sure that Yan Feng was okay, he hurriedly left the place as if running away.

I really can't stay any longer.

Although he has not become a monk, he has always wanted Master to acknowledge his existence for so many years. He has always followed the rules and regulations that monks must abide by, even if they have nothing to do with him.

How could it be so useless!

The hut he lives in is not far from a waterfall. According to Xuan Wu's original idea, after a short time of letting the cold water rush over his head, his surging enthusiasm would eventually subside.

But he forgot that his opponent was a bird.

So no matter how fast he ran, the bird flapped its wings and caught up with him in minutes.

It even landed on his shoulder obediently.

Rubbing Xuan Wu's cheek with his soft little head, Yan Feng said: "Why are you running? Do you think you who run with legs can compare to me who flies with wings?"

Xuanwu fell silent.

Yan Feng added: "If you have any problems, you should communicate and solve them properly. Don't think about running away as soon as something happens. Why are the body and soul fragments the same? Aren't you tired of running around?"

Xuanwu:......

He actually didn't quite understand what Yan Feng said.

But he was certain of one thing.

The way he feels now is very similar to the feelings of those people in the story who are haunted by spirits.

When he listened to those stories in the past, he always wondered why those people could still be content with being haunted by spirits. Was there something wrong with them? Or not determined enough?

Only when he felt it himself did Xuan Wu know.

The talk of concentration is all trivial.

It's the spirit that's so seductive.

Not to mention other ordinary people.

He, who is used to seeing weird things, can't control himself, let alone anyone else.

But since there was no way to escape, Xuan Wu gave up on escaping.

He simply sat down by the waterfall and felt the cool breeze blowing. After thinking about it, he changed his strategy and said to Yan Feng: "I'm willing to give my soul to you. You don't have to pester me like this. It doesn't matter." of."

The little bird's claws jumped on Xuan Wu's shoulder, and then jumped back into Xuan Wu's arms.

When it fell, the bird changed back to its human form. Sitting in Xuan Wu's arms, with his delicate arms around his neck, Yan Feng asked him: "But you have had sex with me in previous lives, so you don't want to give it a try?"

Xuan Wu shook his head.

Yan Feng asked again: "Aren't you jealous?"

Xuan Wu took a deep breath: "Jealousy and jealousy are the things of the world. If you want to be born in the world, you must get rid of such boring thoughts."

Yan Feng said "Oh".

Then he made a serious suggestion: "Then I suggest you have an operation. It would be better to cut off the unnecessary things."

Xuanwu:?

Yan Feng said: "It doesn't seem to agree with you. You give an answer for the upper body and another for the lower body. It's really a bit duplicitous. I don't know which one to listen to first."

Xuanwu:......

This is really not something he can control!

Fortunately, Yan Feng quickly changed the subject and asked Xuan Wu again, "Do you know why your master doesn't let you join Buddhism?"

Xuan Wu was stunned.

He couldn't keep up with Yan Feng's way of chatting.

However, after thinking for a while, he still answered well: "Master said that I have no connection with Buddha. It is clear that whether I am chanting sutras or practicing, I always work harder than others around me. But Master still said that, and he still said that until he passed away. He never let go."

Yan Feng commented: "That shows that your master is quite capable."

He is indeed very capable.

Xuanwu also knows this.

It's just that he doesn't understand, based on the conversation just now, how did this little bird come to this conclusion?

Yan Feng rolled his eyes and explained to him: "Because your body is also a god, even a god above all else. Now that you have entered reincarnation and forgotten your identity, you want to worship other gods. To be honest. , you may be willing, but others may not be willing. After all, with your crazy character, who knows if your souls are gathered together and you still have memories in the future, if you think about worshiping other gods now, you will go to someone to settle accounts with Qiu Hou. "

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