Let you be a great man, not a scumbag

And Zhang Yu doesn't even bother to clamor to call the police now.

Jiang Cheng gave a bad laugh, walked up to Zhang Yu, patted his shoulder hard and said, "Brother, if you feel uncomfortable, don't be polite. The police officer will help you."

Zhang Yu was shocked a few times by Jiang Cheng's hand, and immediately took a deep breath and tightened his sphincter harder.

He slowly turned his head and stared at Jiang Cheng with his face reddened and his eyes wide open.

Every time Jiang Cheng shook him, he got closer to the explosion.

"....send me to the toilet...."

Zhang Yu said these words through gritted teeth and then did not dare to speak anymore.

At this time, an unpleasant smell wafted out.

"What the hell? Why does it smell so bad??"

"Yeah, is the toilet broken? It shouldn't be, the toilet is still far away from here!"

"Could it be that the dung truck is coming?"

"Hmm... Oh my god, it feels fresh. Who secretly pooped? You know how to control it even after you've grown so big."

"........"

As everyone started talking, Zhang Yu held back the last word.

Because he doesn't know how to pick up this problem.

At this moment he just wants to become a transparent person.

He slowly left and went to the toilet to deal with it.

"Excuse me, sir, you just said you wanted to call the police. Now let's register the transcript for you first."

The police officers couldn't bear the smell and wanted to finish their work quickly and leave.

The leader looked around with disgust, and suddenly thought of the apprentice next to him.

This bastard always knows how to eat. In the morning, he said he had diarrhea. Could it be him?

He immediately covered his nose, lowered his voice and began to curse: "You brat! You didn't listen to me when I told you not to eat all the time at work, and now you poop? Tell me what's wrong with you in your twenties? Are you still living like this, incontinent at a young age? What is the difference between you and the beasts on the roadside?"

Zhang Yu's face turned even redder after hearing this beastly sentence.

He originally wanted to ask for help, but he swallowed his words immediately.

He doesn't want to be a beast!

After being taught such a lesson by his master, the fat police officer immediately stopped working.

"Master, I didn't. Although I have a stomachache today, I'm so old. How could I do something that only a beast would do! It's not me, it must be someone else."

Seeing the master looking at him with disbelief, he suddenly became angry and said: "What I said is true. I swear, whoever shits on his body is a bastard. If he can't be tough, he must be a bastard... ..”

He stopped before he finished speaking and began to look at his master with a strange expression.

It has been several years since the master took him to the police.

The master has become older and older in recent years.

And he had doubts about himself as soon as he smelled the smell of shit just now.

There is only one reason for being so anxious to put this shit hat on your head.

That means this shit may have been pulled by the master.

In order to divert everyone's attention, the war was directed to him.

After all, the master is getting old, so it is understandable that he cannot control his sphincter sometimes.

Thinking of this, he suddenly swallowed bitterly.

The master has taught me a lot in the past few years, and it's time to repay the favor.

If you lose face, you lose face.

It is also appropriate to take the blame for the master and the old man.

After thinking about this, the fat police officer immediately said with an ugly face: "Master, I'm sorry..."

Zhang Yu on the side saw someone trying to help him take the blame.

The corners of his mouth slowly turned up happily.

The footsteps also began to drag slowly, evacuating towards a place where there was no one.

Upon seeing this, Jiang Cheng immediately covered his nose and interrupted: "No, the smell is coming from our side, it can't be..."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng looked at Zhang Yu meaningfully, and Zhang Yu was proudly taking two steps back.

Seeing that everyone in the hotel had their eyes fixed on him.

Zhang Yu suddenly panicked and wanted to leave this place quickly.

That is, these steps.

Finally my butt couldn't bear it anymore.

Flash floods began to pour out.

The people in the hotel looked wide-eyed in horror as a series of earth-shattering farts began to burst out from Zhang Yu's body.

Jiang Cheng, who was on the side, saw this and quickly pulled Yu Xiaoxiao back ten meters away.

The rest of the people haven't reacted yet.

At this time, everyone looked at Zhang Yu with petrified faces as yellow liquid dripped from his body.

"(=°Д°=)!!!"

After being frightened, everyone started to cover their noses and ran away, retching.

"Σ_(O?O"∠)! "

Yue!!!!

At this time, various sounds of retching were heard in the hotel.

"Oh my god, I really appreciate it!!"

"How can someone even have diarrhea after growing so big? How could someone not be able to control their anus?"

"I've seen you for a long time. Damn it, it's really a beast. Fortunately, I just took a photo with my mobile phone. You can also choose a circle of friends for this matter."

"........."

Everyone started to look pale and retching while watching Zhang Yu discuss with disgust.

Zhang Yu no longer cares about maintaining his image at this time.

While covering his intestines that continued to wriggle, he began to run randomly looking for the toilet.

Because of his peculiar smell and yellowed pants, everyone shunned him along the way.

Ten minutes later, Zhang Yu finally found the toilet.

At this time, his white pants had turned into yellow pants of different colors.

He knocked on the closed toilet doors in front of him with a look of collapse.

Damn it, why are there people there!

I just can't stand it anymore! After shouting, Zhang Yu finally spurted directly into the torrent.

.......