Let you be a great man, not a scumbag

While Jiang Cheng was chatting, he heard Wang Jian wailing loudly in the toilet: "Damn it, it doesn't work. Is it posted like this? Isn't it very comfortable? ? They girls are too miserable, how can they breathe with their mouth blocked? ???”

“Is it too small??”

After Wu Kun finished speaking, Wang Jian stopped immediately and cursed angrily: "How big are you? Let me take a look."

Wu Kun quickly explained: "Don't get angry. Don't get angry. It's already big. What I'm talking about is that the pocket magic is too small. You can put another piece on it."

"Go away, stop sticking it, stop sticking it, I'm so nervous, my skin will be scratched before the sweat is absorbed." Wang Jian said angrily.

Lu Chuan studied the outer packaging for a while, then suddenly came to his senses and said speechlessly to the two of them: "No, Wang Jian, did you stick it on the wrong side? The sticky side is for the pants. It’s not for your balls.”

"Really? Let me take a look." Wang Jian took a look at the outer packaging and suddenly looked confused.

"Damn it! It looks like it's been attached wrongly. No wonder it's not comfortable at all."

"I'll go, hahahaha, Boss Wang, tear it off and hurry up."

"Can't this be turned into hair removal cream?"

"You two bastards, what are you looking at? Go away and enjoy yourself."

The more Jiang Cheng heard it, he felt it was a bit crooked.

I didn't expect that one day I would meet such a shameless roommate.

Jiang Cheng shook his head and said to them: "I said you three should just go inside and pick up soap together."

Wang Jian hurried over after hearing this, holding a piece of furry pocket magic in his hand.

"No, Brother Cheng, I'm not interested in either of them. I have a girlfriend, but if you say so, I think they are a bit strange. They can watch this so enthusiastically."

"Don't talk nonsense. I'm a man but I like women." Lu Chuan said immediately.

Wu Kun also continued: "Don't worry, unless your ID number is the same as mine, I'm not interested in you either, and let me tell you, don't talk about us when you look like this. Women will look at me excitedly when they see you." Tell you."

"Oh, I suddenly felt like my girlfriend was cheating on me?" Wang Jian said speechlessly.

Just as Wang Jian finished speaking, Wu Kun suddenly shouted while holding his cell phone.

"Choke to death, Zhang Qi and the others passed the verification of my friends."

Wang Jian on the side was startled by the sudden roar.

He couldn't help but rolled his eyes at Wu Kun: "I said, which one are you interested in? I asked you just now. I was so convinced that you just took your phone and added three prestiges?"

Wu Kun held his mobile phone and said happily: "Is this something I can decide? I like all three of them, just look at their fortunes. I want to see which of the three of them has the best vision. good."

"Do you mean you want them to choose you? I advise you not to think too much." Lu Chuan patted Wu Kun on the shoulder.

"What's wrong with choosing me? I'm so handsome and handsome? By the way, why didn't you join just now?" Wu Kun asked doubtfully.

"You haven't seen that the three of them are all looking at Brother Cheng. I don't want to be a backup dog." Lu Chuan shrugged very knowingly.

"But none of them have added Jiang Cheng's prestige, and as a woman, as long as they agree to let you add prestige, it means there is still a chance between you."

Wu Kun was in high spirits at this time. He picked up his cell phone and immediately sent question mark messages to several of them.

"Zhang Qi? What are you doing?"

"Wang Qiao? Hello, what are you doing?"

"Huang Lin, have you rested?"

Seeing that Wu Kun's ideas were so fresh and refined, Lu Chuan and Wang Jian couldn't help but raise their foreheads.

But soon they noticed that Wu Kun's excited expression became a little stiff.

Both of them stretched their necks and looked at Wu Kun's mobile phone.

Seeing this, he couldn't help but burst into laughter and patted Wu Kun on the shoulder sympathetically.

I saw Wu Kun's Zhang Qi, Wang Qiao and Huang Lin all saying the same thing without agreeing to a contract.

"Hello, could you please pass on the prestige of your old friend Jiang Cheng to me?"

...................

Jiang Cheng arrived at the school cafeteria early the next morning.

There are two canteens in their school, each of which is three stories high.

There are more than a dozen food windows on each floor, selling a variety of things.

Jiang Chengsue casually walked around the first floor and bought two meat buns, a cup of soy milk and a hand cake.

Looking at the bright sun outside, he frowned helplessly.

I picked up my phone and took a picture of breakfast and posted it on Moments.

"The first day of school, military training in the afternoon, 35 degrees outside?? The food is not even delicious."

As soon as Jiang Cheng posted it on his WeChat Moments, there were more than a dozen likes and multiple comments below.

Zhou Ying: "Me too. On the first day of military training, I was in emo mode. Remember to wear sunscreen."

Qiao Yinyin: "It was indeed very difficult to think of this time last year. I feel sorry for Gege."

Yu Xiaoxiao: "Humph, my stinky brother is going to get tanned. No matter how tanned he is, he can't just tan in one place."

Qi Yuan: "I'm in the military training together. Tell Brother Jiang a good idea. Let's arrange it."

Wang Congcong replied to Qi Yuan: "The girl in your class suggested that you go to the urology department."

Qin Fen: "Don't want military training? It's very easy."

Wang Zheng immediately replied to Qin Fen: "Brother Qin might take the back door immediately."

Li Yan: "Military training is good for exercise. Take more photos for me to see."

"........."

Jiang Cheng looked at his phone and had fun for a while, then reluctantly left the cafeteria and walked to the classroom.

Just as they were about to step into the classroom, Wang Jian and the others arrived and hurriedly called out to Jiang Cheng from behind.

"Brother Cheng, wait for us."

Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at the three people panting and weak. Jiang Cheng couldn't help but shook his head.

"It's not okay to be so weak so early in the morning."

Wang Jian gasped and said to Jiang Cheng: "Brother Cheng, damn, we finally arrived. The road to the special code is too far,"

"I'm half alive. This dormitory and teaching building are not humane at all," Lu Chuan said with a look of complaint.

Wu Kun looked around in the classroom with a face on his face: "I haven't eaten breakfast yet, and I ran so far, so I'm a little hungry."

Seeing the three of them looking like dogs, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but complain.

"I told you not to eat breakfast. Why are you blowing your hair? You still have to put your hat on at noon."

"Brother Cheng, we are different from you. Even if you just wake up, you are always shining. If we don't take care of it, how can we let the girls feel how handsome I am." Lu Chuan smiled and patted Jiang Cheng's face. Flattery.

"That's it, how is it? Are there any beauties in the class?" Wu Kun looked towards the classroom with excitement.

"Look at your worthless look." After Wang Jian said that, he pretended not to care and looked inside.