Professor He, fell in the next second

Jiang Guchi had already surpassed all the sons-in-law in the village in just one day. Zheng Shanshan did not dare to stand by the door now. Whenever she met the people in the village, everyone in the village would definitely question her.

However, Jiang Pian Guchi is still very impressive. Who would go fishing on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year instead of visiting relatives?

After all, the matter between Jiang Guchi and Zheng Shanshan has not been settled yet, so the family did not go out to visit relatives. However, many relatives came to the house, and naturally they all praised Jiang Guchi.

Zheng Shanshan felt that besides having a bad relationship with her parents, Jiang Guchi had no elders who didn't like him. He was deeply loved by everyone. It was no wonder that Jiang Guchi's two aunts were very easy to deceive him. There are two grandsons in my grandma's family, but this grandson does not please her.

There is a woolly fish in this winter. Although there is a big sun outside, it is not warm. It is still by the river, and the cold wind is still a bit cool.

Zheng Shanshan was sitting on a small stool. She was originally watching short videos, but Jiang Guchi insisted that she was too loud and disturbed him, scaring away the fish.

Good guy, now he starts to blame himself for not being able to catch fish.

Zheng Shanshan simply turned off the sound, but she couldn't watch the video anymore. She just chatted with her friends, but everyone was visiting relatives and couldn't reply in time. Zheng Shanshan was really bored to death and was going to go back and lie down. Jiang Guchi He refused to give in, insisting that if he left, he wouldn't be able to see him fishing.

My cousin fished with me for half an hour, but the uncle had something to do at home and he was called away. Now Zheng Shanshan is the only one left.

Zheng Shanshan held her chin with both hands,

After staring at Jiang Guchi's back for an hour or two, Zheng Shanshan felt that her eyes were starting to turn dark due to the sun. She couldn't hold on any longer.

"Let's go back. How long has it been? It's cold now and there must be no fish in the pond."

"How can that be okay? When we came out, I told your grandparents that we would have fish soup tonight. Wouldn't it be a big lie if I went back empty-handed?"

Zheng Shanshan nodded, "Okay, you continue, I'll go for a walk around the area, if you hit the swing, call me and I'll be right back."

Jiang Guchi had no objection this time.

It was just that Zheng Shanshan took a walk and found that there was no one at the river. Things were placed on the bank, but the cars parked on the roadside were also missing.

Zheng Shanshan was confused. After waiting for a while, she saw Jiang Guchi driving the car back. Zheng Shanshan was not in a hurry to go there.

Then I saw Jiang Guchi carrying a bucket from the car, standing on the shore, grabbing a fish from the bucket, and then hanging it up with a fishhook.

Zheng Shanshan was really stunned. This fishing could be faked.

Then some people's brain circuits are really novel, and they actually put the fish into the water, took out their mobile phones and started taking videos.

Zheng Shanshan is really short-sighted. If she doesn't witness this fraud with her own eyes, she will definitely not doubt him.

result……

From a distance, I heard Jiang Guchi scream, and the fish took off the hook and ran away.

Jiang Guchi squatted on the bank and stared at the fish pond in a daze. Zheng Shanshan laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist. Fortunately, Yuanjiang Guchi inside heard her.

Why is this person so funny? Why does he have so many funny factors in him?

Jiang Guchi also reflected on the shore

After a few seconds, another one was fished out of the bucket. After learning the lesson last time, Jiang Guchi became smarter this time. This time he just fished on the shore and took a video. I couldn’t quite hear what he said, but It can be guessed that it must be some words to praise him.

Zheng Shanshan watched silently from behind as he finished the play.

Anyway, Zheng Shanshan saw him fish out four or five fish from the bucket, and hung each one with a fishhook to take pictures.

I admire you.

Even after this man bought the fish, he was still able to sit down and fish for half an hour. Zheng Shanshan thought that she had to go back. After all, looking at his posture, he wouldn't be able to catch a single fish today.

Zheng Shanshan walked towards him and shouted, "The sun is almost setting, should we go back directly?"

Jiang Guchi stood up and turned around, "Where were you just now?"

"I went for a walk on the shore, and then I was surrounded by aunts talking about it. What's wrong? You caught a fish."

Jiang Gu had been waiting for him to say this, "Of course I caught it. Are you underestimating me if I can't catch the fish?"

"I do not believe."

Zheng Shanshan walked to the fish bucket and said in surprise, "You really caught a fish. I can't believe it. Did you catch it at this time?"

"Why not? I didn't catch it. It couldn't be that the fish jumped out of the pond directly."

Of course Zheng Shanshan didn't mean this, but she wasn't going to question him anymore. After all, Jiang Guchi's lying skills were not very good. If he continued to question him, the secret would be revealed within a few sentences, which would hurt his self-confidence.

Jiang Guchi took out the evidence from the previous shooting.

"Fortunately, I was smart and took the video in advance. You see, I didn't take the video for you."

As a result, all the fish ran away and I caught it with great difficulty. Do you know how long it takes me to catch a fish? "Jiang Guchi's tone was very aggrieved.

As for Zheng Shanshan, it really depends on his acting skills. It really looks like it is real.

However, he was wrong when he said that it was really not easy for him to fish, and it was not easy for him to buy the fish this time.

Zheng Shanshan looked at the fish, which looked similar to the one she caught. It looked lively, and she didn't know where Jiang Guchi bought it.

In fact, the family can't really expect to catch fish. After all, it still depends on the skill, and it is not so easy to be sure.

In the end, Jiang Guchi actually brought the fish back.

The whole family was very happy to come.

Jiang Guchi ran to tell his grandparents about the fishing process vividly, and showed them the video, making the two elders happy again.

Zheng Shanshan leaned against the door and looked at him, but was called away by her mother.

Dad is picking up these fish and disemboweling them.

"Where did you buy this fish? It's quite fresh."

Zheng Shanshan exclaimed, "Didn't he catch this in the pond?"

Dad laughed and said, "There is no such crucian carp in that pond. The fry released at that time were all white stripes and the like. At first glance, these fish were not caught by fishing."

Now that she had been seen through, there was no need for Zheng Shanshan to hide it, "I don't know where he bought it, but he seemed quite happy and cheerful."

"Xiao Jiang is indeed a child. We can just pretend not to know about this matter. There is no need to expose him. He just wants to make us happy and has no bad intentions."

Zheng Shanshan smiled and said, "Where does he come from? He is so stupid sometimes.

Yes, I was standing not far from him, watching him buy the fish and hang it on the hook, only to let one go. "

When Zheng Shanshan said this, the two of them also laughed.

"Mom and dad, it seems you like him quite a lot." Zheng Shanshan said deliberately.

"You don't know why we like him. I also want to ask you, why do you like him so much? You talk about hating him all day long. You clearly know that he bought the fish, but in the end you just followed him to fool us. ."

Zheng Shanshan said quickly, "Mom, why is this a fool? He really wants to fish to honor you, but he doesn't have the skills, and he wants to make everyone happy, so he does this."

When she said this, her parents stared at her, "Look, this person hasn't even gotten married yet, so his heart has already gone with him."

Zheng Shanshan didn't expect that the more she explained, the more she would be misunderstood.

"That's really not what I meant."

"We haven't said anything yet, why are you still getting excited?" Father Zheng also teased her.

Zheng Shanshan curled her lips, "I won't tell you anymore, it's annoying."

Everyone laughed when she said this, and Zheng Shanshan ran away immediately. After all, she definitely couldn't beat the two of them. How many tricks did the two of them put together? How could she possibly be able to compete with them.

After returning, Jiang Guchi was still showing off the fish.

In the evening, I cooked a pot of milky-white fish soup.

Jiang Guchi also served a piece of fish directly to Zheng Shanshan and asked her to eat it slowly.

This fish is really delicious, very fresh, and the fish meat seems to be sweet, and the soup is also delicious and contains tofu, which Zheng Shanshan likes.

Before she had eaten, she finished two bowls of soup.

Seeing her eating so happily, Jiang Guchi said again

, "Let's go fishing again tomorrow."

Zheng Shanshan responded, thinking that she would follow Jiang Guchi every step of the way tomorrow to see where he went fishing.

Maybe the fish caught tonight was well received, so Jiang Guchi was ready to go out early the next morning, but was stopped by Zheng Shanshan, "I have relatives at home today, so I'll go out in the afternoon at least. If you weren't here in the morning, everyone wouldn't be able to see it." If I get to you, I might even go to the fish pond to look for you. It will be so noisy by then, how can there be any fish taking the bait?"

Jiang Guchi thought that this was indeed the case, and he couldn't catch any fish himself. When there were more people, wouldn't it be even more embarrassing to see that he couldn't catch anything?

In the morning, Jiang Guchi greeted the guests at home as his prospective son-in-law.

The seven aunts and eight aunts gathered around him when they saw him, laughing non-stop. Anyway, Jiang Guchi really heard a lot of compliments these days.

He had never heard anyone praise him since he was a child. After all, there were two extremely outstanding brothers in front of him. As long as they were compared together, he would never be able to compare.

Although he has never complained about his brother, he even thinks that his brother is so good that he follows him to take advantage of him. It doesn't matter if he is not learned or skilled, as long as he hugs his eldest brother's thigh, there are still two uncles, so he can act coquettishly and say some nice words. , buy himself whatever he wants, he has never had any sense of worry.

But He Jia had never thought about it like this. In her eyes, her son must be no worse than anyone else, and she could do what others could do.

Maybe it was because of the failure of his marriage that he devoted all his attention to his work, but one day he suddenly came to his senses and found that his son didn't pay attention to study at all, and he was even a poor man who couldn't support him.

He Jiacong

I have never thought about whether my son became like this because I neglected to discipline him, or whether it was because my marriage was not harmonious and I cared little about my son.

She never thought about this, she just kept complaining about her son, kept scolding him, and kept using the excellence of her two brothers to suppress him.

Fortunately, Jiang Guchi was heartless and didn't think too much about it, otherwise his personality might have been distorted since he was a child.

Jiang Guchi is ready to have lunch with everyone, but he must drink less, otherwise he will end up fishing in the pond in the afternoon.

It's just that the Zheng family doesn't let him drink at all.

Before she even picked up the wine glass, Zheng's mother began to protect her prospective son-in-law, "Children can't drink. How can he not drink or drink?"

Then my grandma followed and protected me, saying that I couldn’t drink it.

After all the talk, who would let Jiang Guchi drink?

Jiang Guchi felt relieved. He was just drinking. If he wasn't bragging, there might not be anyone on the table who could drink better than him.

When Jiang Guchi was hanging out in bars for the past two years, he never drank any color of wine. It was common to vomit after mixing white wine with foreign wine.

That is to say, I have stopped playing so hard in the past two years.

However, you still need to establish a good-behaved image in front of the Zheng family relatives.

After finishing his meal in the afternoon, Jiang Guchi was eager to fish and signaled Zheng Shanshan with his eyes several times.

Mainly because the guests at home were not ready to leave, so he was too embarrassed to leave.

Zheng Shanshan saw that it was almost time to fish at this time. After all, it was too late and he would have no place to buy fish by then.

So he went back and said hello to his mother. He told his relatives at home and all of them followed him.

Go and take a look, won't everything be revealed by then?

He took Jiang Guchi and left secretly.

The two of them went to the same place as yesterday.

With the lessons learned from yesterday, Zheng Shanshan brought herself some headphones and even a power bank today, so that sitting next to him would not be boring.

Sure enough, two hours passed, and a lot of the bait was eaten, but no fish took the bait.

Zheng Shanshan yawned, feeling a little bored.

Why isn't Jiang Guchi in a hurry? Aren't you in a hurry to buy fish? Or I’m going to go fishing by myself today.

"Can't I catch it?" Zheng Shanshan asked aloud.

"kind of."

"You think it's because I'm sitting here that I can't catch it? Yesterday you caught it as soon as I left."

Jiang Guchi didn't dare to tell the truth and smiled casually, "How is that possible?"

But Zheng Shanshan was ready to give him a chance, "I'll go for a walk nearby, and you can continue fishing."

"Then when will you come back?"

"I went there to have a look. I haven't been back for a while. I just walked around for a while yesterday. I might walk around a little longer today."

"Row."

In fact, Zheng Shanshan didn't go far at all. She hid behind a bush and stared at Jiang Guchi.

As soon as he left on his own, he asked Jiang Guchi to throw down his things and drive away.

After waiting for about 20 minutes, the man came back and continued acting like yesterday.

This year it’s still the same as before and I’ll continue to shoot videos.

Zheng Shanshan was curious about where he bought the fish? Can you still buy fish at the wet market at this time in the afternoon? Still so fresh.

Zheng Shanshan looked at him from a distance for a while.

As a result, it wasn’t long before I heard Jiang Guchi giving him

Made video.

Zheng Shanshan quickly ran away and then answered the phone.

"Hurry up, look at it, we just caught it."

Jiang Guchi really didn't have a long memory. He just let the fish go yesterday, and he started playing this trick again today.

However, the fish today is not as lively as yesterday, and it was still a little wilted when it was slipped away by Jiang Guchi.

Finally, Jiang Guchi fished him out.

"Hey, do you think it's strange? As soon as you stepped forward with your front foot, my back foot fell up, and then there were no air forces one after another."

Zheng Shanshan responded with a smile, her acting was really similar.

"How many have you caught? I'll be back soon and let's go home together."

"It's hard to catch fish once. Don't be anxious. You can continue walking and I'll see if I can catch a few more fish?"

"Row."

Listening to the way Jiang Guchi spoke, I guess I bought a lot today.

Zheng Shanshan hid in the bush again and played with her phone for a while before walking back.

Jiang Guchi seemed to start showing off when he saw her.

But maybe he was afraid that his deception would be exposed, so he went back in no hurry. He insisted on asking if those relatives at home were gone?

Zheng Shanshan sent a message to ask her mother, but she said she was not leaving and would stay for dinner in the evening.

Jiang Guchi started to frown as soon as he heard this.

"What's wrong? Didn't you catch three more fish today than yesterday? It must be enough to eat."

"I'm just asking casually, don't think too much about it."

"How about I go away for a while and you can catch a few more fish?" Zheng Shanshan thought it was quite interesting to tease him now.

"Forget it and come back to fishing later. I think this is enough."

Zheng Shanshan nodded, knowing her relatives anyway

He won't leave either, so it doesn't matter if he goes back early or late, so he might as well go back early and tidy up.

Sure enough, Jiang Guchi was caught and praised by these relatives again when he went back. He was curious to find out which fish pond this was. There were quite a lot of fish in it.

Jiang Guchi told the story with a guilty conscience.

On the contrary, Zheng Shanshan was very open-minded. Even if she was exposed, it wouldn't be a big deal. Anyway, her family didn't know about it.

I saw how happy my grandparents were last night. They have lived here all year round. Which river in the village is there? He didn't know which pond had fish in it or what kind of fish there was. He was just coaxing his prospective son-in-law to play yesterday.

At first glance, it seemed that the only one who was kept in the dark was Jiang Guchi.

In the evening, it was braised fish. I hesitated when it was served. It was so delicious that it was quickly sold out.

Jiang Guchi didn't dare to say a word tonight, and he didn't even hear that he would continue fishing tomorrow.

After dinner was finished and the relatives were sent away, Zheng Shanshan began to tease the people around her, "Shall we continue going tomorrow?"

Jiang Guchi touched his nose and felt very guilty, "Let's go fishing in another fish pond tomorrow."

"why?"

"I've been fishing for two days. Those fish are now smarter. I definitely won't be able to catch them today. It was a waste of time in the past. It's better to try somewhere else."

"But I think the fish in other places may not be as delicious as that place."

"Ahem, they should be about the same."

Jiang Guchi didn't know what the differences were between the fish in the fish pond. Anyway, they were all the same. If that didn't work, he would just buy a few more.

Another afternoon came, and Jiang Guchi was not in a hurry to go fishing.

Anti

It was Zheng Shanshan who urged her.

After all, she just wanted to see Jiang Guchi cheating.

The two changed the fish pond.

Not to mention that the fish actually took the bait not long after I sat down.

Jiang Guchi couldn't tell how excited he was, and Zheng Shanshan stood nervously, fearing that the fish would really run away.

Watching him with fear as he pulled back the fishing line, the fish did catch the fish as he had seen from his posture before. He thought it was a few pounds here, but it turned out that his palm was long, and the only way to eat it might be to wrap it directly. The starch is fried, and you don’t have to spit out the bones when you eat it.

Forget it, I really can't dislike it. After all, he didn't catch a fish for two days. It's already pretty good to catch one today.

After another half an hour, another fish hook came up, but this one was smaller than the previous one.

The baits followed one after another, but they were all small fish.

Zheng Shanshan squatted next to the bucket and stared at the small fish swimming inside. "Catch a few more and let my mother wrap them in flour and fry them when I go back at night."

Jiang Guchi remained silent and did not speak.

After it was over, we caught a total of twelve fish, and the small ones at the back couldn't be seen.

Zheng Shanshan has already thought about how to eat.

Jiang Guchi was reluctant to part with it. After all, it didn't matter how much he ate the fish he caught, but he couldn't bear to eat the fish he caught.

On the way back, Zheng Shanshan suddenly asked, "I ate fish the past two nights. These small fish are not enough to fill my teeth. What should I do if I still want to eat tonight? How about we buy a few?"

Jiang Guchi was still hesitant and did not agree.

"There's no rush to eat tomorrow."

"We have to go back the day after tomorrow. We may not have time to go fishing tomorrow.

Just go ahead and buy the same kind of fish you caught, it’s delicious. "

"Maybe I can't buy it."

"We didn't even go and ask, how do we know if we can buy it?"

"After I return to Nancheng, I will learn how to cook fish with my brother. Then I will cook it for you every day. I will cook it steamed and braised until you are tired of it."

"Forget it, I really can't praise your craftsmanship. It will definitely not be delicious and it will be a waste."

"I haven't even done it yet, why do you look down on me so much? Besides, cooking skills also need to be practiced. How can anyone start cooking delicious food for the first time? There will definitely be improvement in the future, just wait."

After returning home, Zheng Shanshan was indeed planning to catch these small fish and eat them, but Jiang Guchi refused to let them go.

In the end, my grandfather found a water tank to raise fish for him.

As a result, this guy started to mess around again. He didn’t know what videos he watched on the Internet, but he insisted on building an ecological fish tank.

Early in the morning, I went looking for various rocks and aquatic plants to raise fish.

The family also let him do whatever he wanted and even gave him advice.

After a whole morning of tinkering, the fish tank has taken a preliminary shape. In short, it looks pretty good, and it seems like that.

However, this fish tank cannot be taken away, and the little fish will probably be kept at home.

It just so happens that my grandparents have nothing to do, so it would be nice to watch the fish if they have time.

Jiang Guchi even went to the street to buy water lily seeds. They couldn't germinate for the time being this season, so they just buried them under rocks and waited for them to germinate later.

The fish in Jiangguchi spent the night, and every one of them was very lively, and none of them died. They were placed in such a large fish tank with stones underneath.

If you plant so many aquatic plants, they will definitely not die.

Maybe the fish will still be there next time I come back with Jiang Guchi.