What's wrong with living for tens of thousands of years and eating soft food?

The village chief's home.

Huang Dafa was sitting on a chair drinking tea.

He put down the tea cup and looked up, seeing the village chief walking in from the gate with an angry face.

After entering the house.

The village chief sat down, picked up the teapot and took two big gulps.

"Bah!" The village chief spat out the tea leaves in his mouth and cursed: "This old boss is really not a human being!"

Huang Dafa blinked his eyes and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Forget it if he doesn't move, I'll bring in two kilograms of apples! This old bastard!" The village chief looked at Huang Dafa and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, Mr. Huang, because there is such a shameless family in the village. I’m really sorry for delaying your project progress!”

"It's okay, there's still enough time, let's hurry up and think of a solution."

Huang Dafa is no longer in a hurry.

Because Shi Qiang is still in the hospital, Shi Zheng's people haven't come in the past two days.

Probably because Wan Laodeng and his family were angry, no one wanted to come.

"Buzzing..."

Huang Dafa's phone rang suddenly. It was Zhang Xiaoan calling.

He hurriedly picked up the phone and put it to his ear: "Hey, what's wrong, Xiao'an?"

"I've found a helper. I'll be at Xiaokang Village in about an hour. Just listen and call."

"Hey, hey, OK, OK."

After hanging up the phone.

Huang Dafa bared his teeth and said to the village chief: "Just wait, the manager of our company has called for someone."

"Is it the manager Zhang who came that day?"

"Yes, that's him."

When he heard it was Zhang Xiaoan, the village chief immediately squinted and smiled: "Oh! That manager Zhang is so nice! He even bought us fruits to eat. Now the villagers think highly of him! What a great impression!"

The two chatted while waiting for the person Zhang Xiaoan was talking about.

After half an hour.

Before the two of them could wait for the person Zhang Xiaoan was talking about, the police arrived.

The police walked into the village chief's house, looked at the two of them and asked, "Which one of you is Yu Changgeng?"

"I...I am, what's wrong, comrade police?" the village chief stood up and asked confusedly.

"Did you buy two pounds of apples for Wan Shoucai in your village today?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

"Then you go to the hospital with us. Wan Shoucai started to have diarrhea after eating your apple. He had to call the police and tell us that you drugged him. He is now in the hospital on a drip, waiting for you to pay for his medical expenses. .”

The village chief was stunned for a long time, and then he cursed loudly: "Oh, I'm so fucking stupid! This old bastard doesn't care about human affairs at all!"

……

Another half hour passed.

The village chief has already gone to the hospital.

Huang Dafa was sitting alone in the village chief's house, and the energy he felt just now had not yet subsided.

This Wan Laodeng is so talented!

"Buzzing..."

Seeing that the caller was from an unknown number, Huang Dafa picked up the phone and asked: "Hello, who is this?"

"Manager Zhang asked me to call you. I'm already at the entrance of the village. Please come out."

"Okay, I'll go over immediately."

Huang Dafa came to the entrance of the village and saw a Maybach with a foreign license plate parked there.

The fourth child lowered the window, waved to him and shouted, "Mr. Huang, right? Here!"

Huang Dafa ran forward and saw the fourth man in the driver's seat and a fat woman in her early fifties sitting in the passenger seat.

"Hi brother."

"Hello." After the fourth child finished speaking, he looked at the woman and said, "Second mother, you are already here. Let me ask you one last time. You really don't have any taboos, do you?"

"I'm already this old, what can I have to say about this!" Erniang took out an apple from somewhere, rubbed it with her sleeve, took a bite, pushed the door and got out of the car.

"Er Niang, then you go with him first. When you're done, call me and I'll take you to dinner!"

After the fourth child finished speaking, he kicked the accelerator and jumped out.

"Okay, drive slowly on the road." Erniang waved her hand, then turned to Huang Dafa and asked, "Am I going to hang out with you today?"

Huang Dafa was slightly distracted.

He also didn't expect that Zhang Xiaoan would find such a person for him.

But since it was Zhang Xiaoan who called over, it means that this person is still capable.

Huang Dafa calmed down and greeted, "Come with me first, sister. After we enter the house, let's have a drink of water first and I'll tell you slowly."

……

Three hours later.

Wan Laodeng walked into the house carrying the fresh ribs he just bought and humming a little tune.

It’s a lie that eating apples will make you sick to your stomach, but it’s true that you blackmailed the village chief’s medical expenses of 2,000 yuan.

He earned two thousand yuan without doing anything in a day, plus a free trip to the hospital for fluid maintenance. Wan Laodeng was a winner this time!

"Send you to the outside of the small village..." Wan Laodeng, who was in a good mood, hummed a little tune and walked into the house.

A minute after he walked in.

Huang Dafa led Er Niang to the corner in front of Wan Laodeng's house: "Hey! This is the house. The old man you just saw is the only one in there."

"Okay, I remember everything you said. Just wait and leave the rest to me."

Erniang raised her hands and pulled her clothes, ruffled her hair, and then walked towards Wan Laodeng's house with long strides.

At this time, Wan Laodeng had just soaked the ribs in water and was preparing to stew the ribs for dinner at night.

After filling the basin with water, he turned around and exclaimed: "F*ck! What did you do? You scared me!"

Looking at the sudden appearance of Er Niang, Wan Laodeng asked doubtfully: "Who are you? Did you come to my house for something?"

"Haha." Erniang sneered, turned around, and closed the door.

"Why are you closing the door in broad daylight?"

"Fuck you."

Wan Laodeng picked up the water ladle on the side and held it in his hand: "I practiced it when I was young. If you don't agree, come and try it!"

"You misunderstood, I meant that." Er Niang walked towards Wan Laodeng and took off her top.

Wan Laodeng rolled his eyes and took two steps back: "What do you mean? Forced buying and selling?"

Er Niang remained silent, then rushed forward and threw Wan Laodeng to the ground.

One is a fierce woman in her fifties, with a big body and a round waist.

The other is a dry and thin old man who is nearly eighty years old.

After several rounds of fighting, Wan Laodeng was pushed to the ground by Er Niang, and his clothes were torn into pieces.

"Fuck... don't pull my pants down, fuck!"

Wan Laodeng's face turned red and he shouted in a broken voice:

"Stop fucking with me, okay? How old am I? Do you think I'm a young man?"

Just after he finished shouting.

"Bang!"

Huang Dafa kicked open the door and led several people from the company in. He pretended to be surprised and asked, "Ah! What are you two doing?"

"Report for me..."

As soon as Wan Laodeng opened his mouth, Er Niang raised her hand and covered his mouth and shouted: "Quick, video!"

"Can I record it?"

"I'm a widow and have nothing to say, record it!"

"okay!"

……

Inside the police station.

Wan Laodeng sat on the chair and tried his best to explain: "Comrade police, I really don't know anything. I don't even know her! As soon as she entered the room, she said she wanted to fuck me. I thought she was going to beat me, but she told I’m not doing that, I’m doing that.”

"You are so good-looking and she wants to fuck you? How old are you? What are you doing with this kid?" The police officer in charge of the interrogation slapped the table and shouted: "Tell yourself how many times we have dealt with you over the years. ?”

"Since you are old, you can forget about it."

"It's good for you, you actually dare to be strong, you're used to getting sick, aren't you?"

"No..." Wan Laodeng said with a grimace: "We have been dealing with each other for so many years, don't you still believe in my character?!"

"What kind of character do you have? Just wait, I have already notified your family. Let's wait for the victim to finish writing the transcript."

Another recording room.

Huang Dafa sat on the chair, with a look that ruined his outlook, and said: "Comrade police, I originally went to his house to talk about the demolition, but I didn't expect that he was so old, and he could still do it in broad daylight. Don't do that kind of thing."

"I am so righteous, what can I do if I accidentally catch him committing a crime? I can only help the victim call the police and record the video to preserve the evidence."

The recording room next to Huang Dafa.

Er Niang sat on the chair with her hair disheveled and said, "I am a widow, just a distant cousin like Yu Chang Geng."

"You said that I haven't seen my cousin for several years. I came to see if there is anything wrong with him?"

"When I first came here, I heard that he was called to the hospital to discuss compensation for buying fruit for Wan. You said that I, as a younger sister, would be wrong if I went to Wan's home to talk to him? "

Tears suddenly shed from the corners of Erniang's eyes, and she shouted in a broken state:

"As soon as I entered the house, that man surnamed Wan hugged me down. You said I didn't know him. Why was he touching me?!"