What's wrong with living for tens of thousands of years and eating soft food?

After Zhang Qingyang led the elderly in the village to the hospital.

I was busy until about four o'clock in the afternoon before all the physical examinations of these elderly people were completed, and the examination results were soon available.

The villagers from Xiaokang Village who came for the physical examination this time were all elderly people over sixty years old.

There are less than eighty people in total, and except for some basic geriatric diseases, they are all in excellent health!

The only person who found something wrong was an old man in his early sixties named Liu Changhai.

Zhang Qingyang was extremely impressed by Liu Changhai.

Because as soon as he got on the bus, he found Liu Changhai holding a 4-liter mineral water bottle and taking a sip.

And from a few meters away, Zhang Qingyang could smell the strong smell of alcohol emanating from Liu Changhai.

At that time, he concluded that the mineral water bottle held in the old man's arms must be filled with wine.

Later, after asking around from the villagers, Zhang Qingyang found out that Liu Changhai was a drunkard!

……

Downstairs of the hospital.

Liu Changhai sat on a chair and took two sips from the mineral water bottle.

"Gudong... Gudong... burp~"

Zhang Qingyang held Liu Changhai's inspection report in his hand, walked up to him and asked, "What are you drinking, sir?"

"Ah, would you like to have a bite?"

"I won't come. I can't drink anything free." Zhang Qingyang waved his hand and took the report and said, "Uncle, let me tell you something. Your inspection report is out."

"The diseases that can be detected now are high blood pressure, hyperlipidemia, diabetes, mild cerebral infarction, fatty liver, alcoholic liver disease... The diseases that cannot be detected are three tumors found in your body, which require further examination. .”

"Gu dong... gu dong..."

Zhang Qingyang said speechlessly: "You have alcoholic liver disease, can you please stop drinking? The doctor said you can't drink anymore."

"Can't drink? What should I do if I'm thirsty?"

"Drink some water if you're thirsty!"

"What does drinking water taste like?"

Zhang Qingyang: "..."

He doesn't like dealing with the elderly very much, mainly because there are too many obstacles in communication.

Liu Changhai asked carelessly: "I'm sure I can't quit drinking. Just tell me when I will die?"

"I'm not the Lord of Hell, so what I say doesn't count." Zhang Qingyang asked patiently: "Is there anyone in your family?"

"I am a five-guarantee household. Everyone in my family is dead, and I am the only one left to breathe. If you need anything, just tell me. I can take it easy."

"Gu dong... gu dong..."

Is he really living a free and easy life?

Even though they were all sick, they could still drink.

"That's it, uncle, if your illness is not treated, it will become more and more serious in the future. Since you have no one at home, I have discussed it with you. We will treat you for free. Do you agree?"

Liu Changhai scratched the base of his ear and asked, "Can you treat me for free? Can you provide me with wine?"

Zhang Qingyang: "..."

What should I do if I meet a drunkard?

Don't treat the disease halfway and just have some improvement, and then drink alcohol and cause a stroke. Isn't that fucked?

Seeing that Zhang Qingyang remained silent, Liu Changhai waved his hand and said, "Go find our village chief. I will listen to him in the village. You two can discuss what to do. I have nothing to say, so I will listen to him."

"Okay, then you can continue drinking, I'll go find the village chief."

……

In front of the bus.

After listening to Zhang Qingyang's appeal, the village chief held a cigarette in his left hand and said with some worry: "Qingyang, Liu Changhai is a five-guarantee household in our village. It would be great if you could help him treat his illness for free, but... …I’m quite afraid that he will cause you trouble.”

Zhang Qingyang knew what he meant and asked: "Village chief, you are talking about his love of drinking, right?"

"Yes, he drank so much that he developed Parkinson's disease. When he didn't drink, his hands shook so much. If you put a pen in his hand, he could draw a picture of Riverside Scene during the Qingming Festival for you." The village chief said cautiously. Asked: "It's okay if he dies. It's a relief for him, but if he dies in your hospital, he can't cause you any trouble, can he?"

"No, no, as long as his supervisor agrees, we will do the rest."

After hearing this, the village chief said with relief: "Okay, it's okay, just leave him here, he will cause trouble to you!"

"It's okay. Don't worry, village chief. I'll call you if anything happens."

Zhang Qingyang stretched out his hand and shook the village chief's hand.

With his efforts, he successfully found a very qualified patient for the hospital.

After Zhang Xiaoan learned about this, he immediately rewarded him with 20,000 yuan.

Seeing Zhang Qingyang gradually becoming mature and steady, he felt happy from the bottom of his heart.

……

Inside the Four Elephants Palace.

Zhang Youzhi has been under house arrest for several days.

However, he is not impatient at all, but is enjoying his current life.

I eat and sleep every day, eat after sleeping, and have a very regular schedule.

At this moment.

He was still holding a book, sitting on a chair and reading it carefully with his head down.

"咻~咻咻咻~"

Zhang Youzhi raised his head when he heard the sound and saw two heads leaking out of the window. They were two-headed monsters that he had not seen for several days.

After living in the mortal world all his life, Zhang Youzhi was still a little unaccustomed to facing a monster. He organized his words and asked, "Is something wrong?"

"Can I come in and talk to you?"

"We'll just chat for a while, and I won't disturb your reading, please."

The two heads of the two-headed monster sang in harmony and said in a pleading tone.

Zhang Youzhi nodded: "Okay."

"You are such a good person."

"Good people will be rewarded. Believe me, you will die well!"

The two-headed monster climbed in through the window and sat down in front of Zhang Youzhi to take a closer look.

"Are you really a descendant of Zhang Xiaoan?"

"The Zhang family with pure blood?"

Zhang Youzhi asked in surprise: "You... do you know my ancestor?"

Both heads shook their heads at the same time: "I don't know."

"But I often hear Zhang Chengquan mention him."

"Not only Zhang Chengquan mentioned him, but Qingyangzi also mentioned him."

"Don't mention that old thing to me again. He has become a broken pot now. Zhang Chengquan has the final say here!"

"Qingyangzi has turned into a broken earthen jar, but you have to remember that he once ruled this place!"

"You also know that that is the past. Don't mention the past anymore. I am the leader of this body. Please stop talking to me, okay?!"

Seeing that the two heads are about to quarrel.

Zhang Youzhi interrupted and asked: "Who is Qingyangzi?"

"He is a demon who cultivates immortality. He is very scary!"

"What a scary bird! If he was really scary, he wouldn't have been sealed in a broken jar by Zhang Chengquan. Zhang Chengquan is the most terrifying person here!"

"But you can't deny that Qingyangzi was once a very terrifying existence!"

Zhang Youzhi was convinced.

These two things share the same sentence, but they end up quarreling within three and a half sentences. Are they enemies?

"You two, stop arguing." Seeing the two heads looking at him, Zhang Youzhi asked with some embarrassment: "It should be you two, right? What should I call you? A handsome boy with two heads?"

"Do you think you are funny?"

"I think what he said is true. When Lao Jiu was not chopped off, that face could really fascinate everyone." After the head in the middle finished speaking, he looked at Zhang Youzhi and said, "Friend, if you had come here earlier, , when you see my Lao Jiu’s appearance, you will definitely be fascinated by him!”

Zhang Youzhi was surprised: "Lao Jiu?"

"Yes, I used to have nine heads, but Zhang Chengquan chopped off seven of them."

"On the day you first came here, the third child just died, and now we are the only two brothers and sisters left to depend on each other..."