What's wrong with living for tens of thousands of years and eating soft food?

Shuanglong Mountain Primeval Forest.

It is located in the southwest of Jiang Province, about 800 kilometers away.

The most dangerous place in the entire virgin forest is Death Valley, which is sandwiched between two mountains.

The valley is shrouded in fog all year round and a poisonous barrier that can cause hallucinations.

Coupled with the special magnetic field that causes electronic equipment to malfunction, anyone who enters Death Valley will almost never survive!

And this moment.

"Squeak... squeak..."

The sound of Zhang Xiaoan stepping on broken branches was very harsh in the silent forest.

He raised his head.

Tall trees blocked the sky and the sun, and there was thick mist all around.

He is now in the feared Death Valley.

The light in the valley was dim, and the surrounding air was cold and damp.

If an ordinary person came here, the surrounding scene alone would scare him half to death.

However, Zhang Xiaoan, who was a master of arts, was bold. He strode into the forest, silently took out his mobile phone that had lost its communication function, and turned on the video recording function.

He pointed the camera at the dense jungle ahead.

"Hello everyone, I am still the outdoor explorer you have been looking forward to, Mr. Longevity."

"I read your messages, and I disappoint you. I'm not dead. I'm sorry, everyone!"

"After three years, we finally met again."

"This is also my second time to visit Death Valley in Shuanglong Mountain after three years."

Zhang Xiaoan would record a video every time he came to Shuanglong Mountain to collect herbs, then edit and upload it to a short video platform.

He is not a professional short video blogger, he can even be said to be a very amateur.

Of course, this is just a hobby of his when he is bored.

The update is very Buddhist.

He has only released a dozen videos in five years.

By exploring forbidden areas and teaching people how to survive, I gained more than 8000 fans, all of whom are adventure enthusiasts.

As he stopped updating for three years.

Fans thought he was dead.

I often go to his video comment area to leave incense and leave messages.

Seeing that even though he is a die-hard fan, he is quite filial, so he thought that he would take this opportunity of collecting herbs to update his fans with a video to say they were safe.

After all, when I was bored back then, it was this group of people who spent time with me on the Internet.

“I know a lot of people are going to ask me why I’m exploring Death Valley again.”

"Actually, it's not for anything else, just to prove to you that I am determined."

"I would also like to advise everyone, if your horoscopes are not as strong as mine, don't come to Death Valley to explore."

"Otherwise, you will be like that guy not far away and end up here forever..."

Zhang Xiaoan sounded serious and pointed the camera two meters away from him.

A dilapidated tent overgrown with weeds was pitched in a clearing.

Through the open tent curtain, one could see a decayed white skeleton lying inside.

Zhang Xiaoan stepped forward.

A badly deinked rag bag was found in the tent.

He rummaged around and took out an ID card and some messy small adventure equipment from the rag bag.

Zhang Xiaoan raised the camera and pointed it at the ID card.

"The light is a bit dark, but you can still see the words above clearly. If anyone knows this person in the comment section, please tell his family members."

"The body has rotted into bones, so I won't take any close-ups for you, so as not to make the deceased's family feel sad when they see it."

After giving the corpse's ID card for half a minute, Zhang Xiaoan stood up and left.

"Let's move on and leave him alone."

……

After half an hour.

After recording the video material for this issue, Zhang Xiaoan turned off the video.

After all, I'm not a professional. I'll edit two high-energy shots when I get back, stir up the fans' emotions a little, and just deal with them.

Mainly to prove that I am still alive and there is no need to take it too seriously.

Zhang Xiaoan moved on.

He didn't go out a few meters.

He smelled the aroma of medicinal herbs and followed the scent to a bush.

After searching hard for a long time, I finally found a bright red flower in the grass that had never been found in the outside world.

"Shit! This year's production is a bit low..."

Zhang Xiaoan cursed and squatted on the ground to watch carefully.

There are six petals in total, each petal is about the size of a thumb cap.

A skull pattern can be faintly seen on the flower center on one side of the bottle cap.

Zhang Xiaoan nodded with satisfaction.

That's right.

It's the ghost face fragrance I'm looking for.

This flower is a medicinal material bred from the remains of gods and only grows in Death Valley in Shuangyong Mountain.

And the land under Zhang Xiaoan's feet was the mass grave after a battle of gods thousands of years ago!

There are tens of thousands of remains of gods buried underground!

As the aura remaining in the remains of those gods becomes less and less, the output of Ghost Face Incense also becomes less and less.

It is estimated that it will be completely extinct in a dozen years.

Zhang Xiaoan felt pity when he thought about it.

Ghost face incense is a kind of medicinal material that contains spiritual energy.

Just pick a small piece of flower petal and soak it in water to drink. The effect will make a dying old man look at least ten years younger.

If you soak a whole flower in water and drink it, you can turn an old man who is about to die into a grandson!

On the first day before dying, I drank a sip of water soaked in Gumian Xiangxiang. On the second day, I could hold a small milk bottle and show off!

There is no need to die to reincarnate, just a scent of ghost face, life can be restarted!

Zhang Xiaoan reached out and gently picked off a petal and put it in his pocket.

Then he hurriedly returned to the hotel, lay on the bed and started editing the video.

After shortening the video to 15 minutes and leaving a few high-energy clips, he uploaded the video.

Immediately afterwards, I received a call from Fang Moxuan.

"Hey, what's going on?" Zhang Xiao'an answered the phone and asked carelessly.

"I wonder if you died outside. You didn't even fart all day long, and you didn't even call me. I've been waiting for you to come back!" Fang Moxuan said fiercely on the phone.

"I was wrong, sister. I forgot to call you. Can you forgive me?"

"Eh..." Fang Moxuan was confused: "Why did you suddenly admit your mistake so quickly? Why don't you continue to be poor?"

"Because I'm going back soon..."

"And~ don't be a coward. Keep shouting. Didn't you say that you would throw me down when you came back and let me hug your waist first? Do you need me to give you a hand?"

"Tie yourself to a tree and let me beat you."

"Get out! Call daddy!"

"Mother……"

"Eh..." Fang Moxuan was confused again: "I asked you to call me dad. Why did you call me mom? What happened to you today?"

"Mom, I want to drink grandma..."

"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose……"

A burst of laughter suddenly came from the phone, and Zhang Xiaoan didn't know which heroine had such a unique laugh.

But Fang Moxuan soon gave him the answer.

"Zhang Xiaoan, you want to die, right?! I'm turning on the loudspeaker, Feifei is still with me, can there be a stopper for your lousy mouth?!"

"Mom...Mom...I'm hungry, Mom...I want to drink grandma..." Zhang Xiaoan didn't take it seriously and called in a friendly voice.

"Goose goose goose goose goose goose goose..."

Yuan Feifei could hardly stop laughing.

Fang Moxuan was speechless: "Zhang Xiaoan, after you die, I will definitely donate your face to the national research to make bulletproof vests!"

"Donate to the underwear factory to make breasts. Post it, I am a man who likes to give women a sense of security."

"Goose goose goose goose goose..."

"Sister, hurry up and check on your Feifei. She seems to be laying eggs..."