What's wrong with living for tens of thousands of years and eating soft food?

Inside the kitchen.

Uncle Wang is wearing a pink apron and a white chef's hat on his head. He looks like a five-star chef.

The pork ribs stewed on the gas stove with low heat were steaming.

Wang Wei opened the lid of the pot.

Seeing that the soup was almost gone, he picked up a chopstick and lightly dipped it in the soup, then put the chopstick into his mouth and took a sip.

"Not bad, it tastes great and it's ready to be cooked."

Wang Wei muttered and nodded.

He was about to pick up the pot lid.

"Boom!"

A frantic knock on the door startled him, and he accidentally pressed his hand on the lid of the pot, which was still hot.

"Damn it! It's hot!"

Wang Wei exclaimed, quickly withdrew his arm and shook it.

"Boom!"

The knocking on the door became more and more impatient.

Wang Wei had a dark face, holding a spatula and walked to the security door aggressively and pushed open the door.

Looking at Zhang Xiaoan standing outside the door with an angry face, holding a brick in his hand.

He squinted and asked, "Who are you trying to beat to death with a brick?"

"You are Wei...Uncle Wei, right?"

Recognizing Wang Wei's appearance, Zhang Xiaoan hid Brick behind his back and smiled awkwardly but politely.

Just now in the basement, I saw a WeChat message sent by someone who was not afraid of death on Fang Moxuan's mobile phone. Zhang Xiao'an suddenly couldn't control his anger.

He deliberately walked outside the unit door and picked up a paving brick from the ground.

He thought to himself that no matter who cuckolded him today, he must be sent to see the King of Hell!

But the moment he saw Wang Wei, he calmed down.

I also feel a little regretful for being so impulsive in love.

gaffe.

What a gaffe!

"Ah...it's me. We met in the hotel a few days ago." Wang Wei turned sideways to make a gap: "Come in, I've cooked a table of food and been waiting for you all night."

"Oh... thank you for your hard work, Uncle Wei." Zhang Xiaoan always felt very uncomfortable when facing Fang Moxuan's elders.

How to say that feeling.

It will make him forget that he is an immortal who has lived for tens of thousands of years.

Like a junior, he will be submissive in front of his girlfriend's elders.

Maybe everyone is not very familiar with it yet.

Zhang Xiaoan placed the bricks at the door, changed into slippers, and came to the sofa to look at Fang Moxuan, who was still sleeping soundly.

He couldn't help but have a happy smile on his face.

"Xuanxuan has been exhausted these past two days. She can't stand it anymore after waiting for you for several hours. Don't wake her up." Wang Wei stared at him and ordered.

"Xuanxuan won't wake up. She sleeps very well. She slept soundly in my arms a few nights ago."

Wang Wei: "..."

Oh shit!

Why does it feel like a wild boar is grabbing your own cabbage in front of your face?

Wang Wei felt very unhappy. If Fang Jun was also present, they would probably have slapped Zhang Xiaoan in the face.

He didn't notice that Wang Wei behind him had a dark face and was looking at the back of his head eagerly.

Zhang Xiaoan looked at Fang Moxuan dreamingly.

Zhang Xiao'an didn't say anything after not seeing her for two days, but he missed Fang Moxuan in his heart, otherwise he wouldn't have rushed back in such a hurry.

this moment.

He finally realized that he had fallen in love with the woman in front of him.

I fell in love with the feeling that someone was looking forward to my return home.

"Stop looking, come over and eat quickly."

Zhang Xiaoan responded, adjusted his uncomfortable mood, and followed Wang Wei into the kitchen.

Looking at the table full of sumptuous meals, he praised: "There are so many dishes, the cooking is quite beautiful, the craftsmanship is good!"

Thanks to Fang Moxuan's picky food when he was a child, Wang Wei learned the cuisines of various places and achieved his status as Chef Wang.

Cooking is also one of Wang Wei's best skills. Whenever he hears someone praising his delicious cooking, he will enthusiastically pull him to drink two bottles.

Wang Wei took out two bottles of beer from the refrigerator, turned around and asked, "Do you know how to drink, young man?"

"I'm not very good at……"

"It's okay. You'll get better at it if you drink. If you don't drink, you'll be sorry for cooking such a big table."

Before Zhang Xiaoan could resist, Wang Wei hurriedly opened the beer, took out two glasses, and pretended to pour wine for Zhang Xiaoan.

"Come on, Uncle Wei, I'm a junior, just sit down." Zhang Xiaoan, like an uncle visiting the house for the first time, grabbed the beer from Wang Wei's hand and gave him a full glass.

Nice guy!

Something will happen!

Wang Wei sat upright, and his status as an uncle was evident in his movements.

He picked up the wine glass and said with a smile: "Xiao'an, right? It's our first time sitting at the same table to eat. Let's drink one first. If you don't know how to drink, just take a sip less."

"Okay Uncle Wei, I can drink as much as I want, just let me order."

……

after an hour.

One person drank sixteen bottles of beer, but the food on the table was not touched at all!

Wang Wei's eyes were red, and his face was as red as a monkey's butt. He waved his hands repeatedly and said: "I won't drink anymore, I won't drink anymore... If I drink more, I won't need to add oil to the cremation, hiccup~"

"You kid is dishonest and you said you don't know how to drink, burp~"

"I mean I'm not very good at getting drunk." Zhang Xiaoan's face was also slightly red, and his brain was slightly excited under the anesthesia of alcohol.

But compared to Wang Wei, who had become a mad dog after drinking, he looked much more sober.

"Hahaha, okay, okay, I'm in trouble this time, why don't you smoke a cigarette?" Wang Wei picked up Huazi from the table, pulled one out and handed it over.

"Uncle..." Zhang Xiaoan reminded.

"If you don't drink enough to mess up your seniority, then isn't it in vain? Come on, get one!" Wang Wei screamed.

Zhang Xiaoan immediately put his index finger on his lips: "Shh~"

He made silent fingers and glanced at Fang Moxuan, who was still sleeping on the sofa.

"Hey! Didn't you see that you were afraid of your wife?" Wang Wei joked.

"You're the only one here to support her. I'll always beat her up when you're not around."

"Don't brag!" Wang Wei curled his lips: "If you dare to wake her up now, I respect you as a man!"

"Look at it!"

Zhang Xiaoan stood up and ran to the sofa, raised his hand, picked up the blanket on the side and covered Fang Moxuan, then ran back and sat down again.

He held back his strength the whole time and didn't dare to make a single sound.

"Yeah... I'm so scared. You're going to pee. Hurry up and have a cigarette to calm down."

Zhang Xiaoan took Huazi, lit it for Wang Wei, and then lit the cigarette in his mouth and took a puff.

This drink was indeed not in vain, the relationship between the two has reached a state of joy and harmony, and they can smoke each other face to face.

"After having a drink with you, I found that you are a really good kid, with good taste in wine and good etiquette." Wang Wei praised sincerely: "If it weren't for Xuanxuan's relationship, I would have considered you as my fucker My son."

If it weren't for Xuanxuan's relationship, I wouldn't even want you as my son!

"My niece-in-law is also a son-in-law. I can see that Xuanxuan is very close to you. I will definitely work with Xuanxuan to provide for you until the end of your life!" Zhang Xiaoan's tone became serious.

Because when he was covering Fang Moxuan with a blanket just now, he noticed that she... seemed to be pretending to sleep...