Everyone in the entertainment industry is falling apart, except me

After sending these "living ancestors" away, Tu Qianqian and Jiang Bailu met up with Qiu Qiu and Zhao Dong. They got into the car prepared by the drama crew and rushed to the press conference.

The journey went smoothly. Qiu Qiu bought a few glasses of iced American style and handed them to Tu Qianqian and Jiang Bailu, especially Jiang Bailu. His edema made his face at least a little bigger.

"Teacher Qianqian, the road ahead seems to be blocked!" The driver was a little worried.

"It's okay." Tu Qianqian glanced at his watch. There were still two hours left, and it wouldn't start until eight o'clock in the evening.

"Sister, can I read you Rainbow Farts for a while to relieve your boredom?"

"can."

Qiu Qiu took out his mobile phone and read out the rainbow fart that praised Jiang Bailu and Tu Qianqian.

It has been scientifically proven that boasting will make people live longer and become more and more beautiful. After Qiu Qiu found out about it, he picked some rainbow farts that he had never heard of before and read them to Tu Qianqian at regular intervals.

"Ah~" Qiu Qiu muttered with emotion: "Looking at the thumbnail, I thought she was a beauty, but when I clicked on it, oh, it turned out to be a stunning beauty!"

Tu Qianqian took a sip of iced American style and said expressionlessly: "I've heard of this one, let's change it to one that I haven't heard of."

"Okay!" Qiu Qiu flipped through her phone. She has been lurking in several artists' super chats recently and copied a lot of rainbow farts. I'm sure she has never heard of them.

"Tu Qianqian! For you, I am willing to turn into a werewolf!" Qiu Qiu said every word, shaking his head: "For you, I will become crazy..."

"That's okay." Qian Qian nodded.

Jiang Bailu silently inserted the straw and listened without saying a word. It turned out that Tu Qianqian liked this~

When Qiu Qiu heard Tu Qianqian's words, he seemed to be encouraged and continued to read: "Wear a thick disguise for you!"

The driver in front shuddered.

"Teacher Qianqian, I'll get off the car and go to the front to take a look."

"Okay, sorry to trouble you." Tu Qianqian didn't care about this and continued to listen carefully with his chin in his hand.

"For you, I changed my heart."

Jiang Bailu lowered his head and touched the position of his intestines, feeling a little dazed. Tu Qianqian next to him glanced at it: "That's the kidney!"

The waist...

After listening for a while, Tu Qianqian turned to look at Jiang Bailu and said maliciously: "Is there anyone else?"

Jiang Bailu turned his head and looked at her resentfully, "I don't think so."

"I don't want you to think it, I want me to think it. If I think it is, there must be it!"

"I just searched! Yes!"

"Let melistenlisten!"

What kind of foreign fart are you pulling?

Jiang Bailu showed dead fish eyes, and Tu Qianqian always wanted to have some fun every time he was free. Zhong Xubai, the former grievance, had escaped from the sea of ​​suffering, but now that he was a neighbor, he himself could not escape the disaster.

"(Appears with a rose in his mouth) Hey! Bao (stung his mouth) (bleeds) (bleeds) (quietly) There is a saying called duplicity, do you understand?"

Jiang Bailu, who didn't understand crazy literature, shook his head. He didn't understand. He really didn't understand. He asked seriously: "Is this also a rainbow fart?" He always thought it was the kind of thing before, the knife that killed his brother's waist, and There is something like spring water on the banks of the Seine, but it turns out there is something else?

"What's the spring water in the fortress?" Tu Qianqian nodded, "Yes, I'll send it to you." After that, he took out his mobile phone and sent it to Jiang Bailu.

"Wait..." Jiang Bailu stretched out Erkan's hand with a look of resistance.

"Drip-"

He still took a step slower, and his phone suddenly lit up, with only one line of words appearing on the screen: Mr. Jiang Bailu, my fateful sun god, on the banks of the Seine...

Don’t look at what’s behind, Jiang Bailu swiped away expressionlessly and turned the screen of his phone to black.

If you don't fuck with him for a day, you'll feel uncomfortable, right?

Tu Qianqian was about to continue teasing him, but was interrupted by the driver who came back. He knocked on the window and said anxiously: "Kill, no, Teacher Qianqian!"

Tu Qianqian rolled down the car window and stuck his head out: "What's wrong?"

"There seems to be a traffic accident ahead, a Mercedes Benz and a truck collided."

"Can we divert?"

"Both the front and back are blocked." The driver was a little embarrassed. He was thinking about the road he took just this way today, but unexpectedly, he got into a car accident.

Tu Qianqian looked around, and sure enough, they were all cars. She turned her head and looked at Jiang Bailu: "What should I do?"

You can't really be late, right?

Jiang Bailu rolled down his car window, took a look, his eyes lit up, and he turned his head.

Tu Qianqian gradually felt an ominous premonition in his heart.

"Look there..." Jiang Bailu raised his chin.

Tu Qianqian followed his gaze and saw a row of shiny shared bicycles next to the motorway.

Her face stiffened, apparently recalling a not-so-pleasant scene, "Are you serious?"

"Of course." Jiang Bailu smiled sinisterly: "Teacher Tu, you don't want us to be late, right?"

"You've learned badly."

"I'll admit it." Jiang Bailu faked a smile and hugged his fists: "I have to thank Teacher Tu for his personal teachings these days."

She is digging a hole for herself!

Tu Qianqian had a headache. It was estimated that if she and Jiang Bailu drove out like this, they would be on the hot search list in the next second. Just thinking about it would be sinful.

"Ride?"

"No riding!"

★

Tu Qianqian turned on his phone and scanned a shared bicycle expressionlessly. Jiang Bailu next to him glanced at it: "Why don't you use money?"

"Because I have an annual pass."

"Then you exceeded the distance last time." Jiang Bailu was puzzled.

Tu Qianqian glared at him, and then sighed: "I just don't want to spend a few dollars beyond the distance..."

There's no particular reason, it's just so unpretentious.

She originally wanted to save time by getting an annual pass. If she was close enough to work next time, she would just ride a shared bicycle to work. However, because of that incident, she had a shadow over shared bicycles. Never touched it.

When you think about it, it's quite a waste of money.

"Click!" The shared bicycle unlocked. Tu Qianqian took the bag handed over by Qiu Qiu, threw it into the basket of the bicycle, stepped on the seat, kicked the support frame gracefully, and pedaled slowly, with the breeze blowing. Quite comfortable.

"Do you remember the road?" Jiang Bailu was riding behind Tu Qianqian.

"I don't remember. Let's ride to the crossroad first." Tu Qianqian said, "You will navigate then and I will follow you."

It is better to expect Tu Qianqian to teleport than to expect her to lead the way.

There were cars blocked next to them. The driver who came down to see the situation had his hands on his waist and recognized Tu Qianqian who was riding a bicycle: "Hey, little girl, are you the one from "Ru Meng Ling" or something, that... "

"Yes, I have acted." Tu Qianqian turned around and said hello with a smile, without stopping his movements.

Upon hearing that the cyclist was a celebrity, people around him subconsciously took out their mobile phones and took photos and videos of Tu Qianqian.

"What are you doing riding a bicycle?"

Tu Qianqian said loudly: "I'm almost late for work!"

"Oh~" The people taking pictures around suddenly realized that celebrities, like us, are also worried about being late for work.

It was so strange to see a live celebrity for the first time!