Everyone in the entertainment industry is falling apart, except me

After a few brief chats, Jiang Bailu, a social gangster, couldn't stand the persecution from Zhang Qichi, a social gangster, and ended hastily.

After hanging up the phone, Zhang Qichi kept talking about Tu Qianqian's CP and tried to reverse brainwash him.

She even kept watching her CP videos.

Tu Qianqian: If I hadn’t known that Wu Youqing couldn’t hold back a tear for a long time on set, I would have believed it.

After completing Amway's CP, Zhang Qichi was satisfied: "When you become a supporting guest, you must try to keep a distance from those trainees."

"what?"

"First, I'm afraid that you will be scolded by their fans, and second, don't get involved." Zhang Qichi said calmly.

While pressing his cell phone, he did not forget to remind: "That's what talent shows are like. Only when you form a group can you gain popularity. If you don't form a group, once the show ends, the follow-up resources will not be able to keep up, or even compare to those of self-media Internet celebrities."

"The domestic stage is very lacking. You are such a big blood bag, no one can look at it and take a bite."

Tu Qianqian: ...I don’t really understand the affairs between you showmen.

Zhang Qichi turned his head and suddenly said: "Let me teach you how to dance in a girl group dance."

what?

Tu Qianqian slowly typed out three question marks. Brother, can you stop thinking that one question is one question?

"We are Kunca, we are Kunca, we are Kunca, we are Kunca..."

The girl on the night shift at the convenience store ran all the way, excited and a little embarrassed.

I am constipated and take too long to go to the toilet, so I am afraid that my idol will be impatient to wait.

As soon as the glass door was pushed open, exciting dance music sounded.

The shop owner had a vision of the disco for a second, and saw "Mei Qiniang", who has become very popular on the Internet recently, with a look of despair on her face being pulled into a group dance by her crooked old idol.

Looking at Tu Qianqian who made Kunca jump like a quail with a look on his face that said he was about to finish, the shop owner laughed unkindly.

At this time, Zhang Qichi saw the shopkeeper and his eyes lit up: "Are you here too? Let's come together."

Shopkeeper: Huh?

*

Ten minutes later, Zhang Qichi’s DY number was updated.

Rhinoceros and passers-by clicked in to take a look.

Three people with special effects on their watermelon heads were standing in front of a convenience store shelf, dancing the cuenca.

"Family members, who knows? As soon as you come in, there are three watermelon heads."

"Who is my idol? The one in the black sweatshirt? But he is wearing a convenience store employee uniform."

"I don't know if the special effects are caused by him or if his account was hacked."

"My account has been hacked. Zhang Qichi only skipped it by himself. He never chatted with others, even his colleagues in the same company who he didn't know well."

Just when everyone was talking about the big star's account being hacked, Zhang Qichi posted another personal message: It's me, it's me.

Then @Tu Qianqian’s dy.

After a while, Tu Qianqian claimed that the person on the far right who was dancing stiffly, wearing a T-shirt, big pants and flip-flops was him.

People passing by were stunned.

"I just wanted to say, why is this girl who dances the cuenca dressed so much like my wife's famous "cheating" suit before, but I didn't expect it to be my wife."

"She even kept the outfit and I cried to death."

Fans talked a lot, and Zhang Qichi's phone rang loudly.

His agent, Brother Sun, made a series of fatal calls to him.

Tu Qianqian was not spared either, so the calls from Song Rui and Zhong Xubai should not come too soon.

The three people had a video chat, and the other two people strongly condemned Tu Qianqian's behavior of doing crazy things when no one was around.

And he said venomously: "Your dance is really indescribable, why can't you practice it?"

Tu Qianqian: Lin Xiao, you are really speaking at a high level now!

As for who the C-position girl is, Zhang Qichi, who has 8G Internet speed, received a lot of questions in the comment area and introduced her as a lucky passerby fan.

Some people suspected that Zhang Qichi and Tu Qianqian were in love.

Rhinoceros and Prelude frantically refuted the rumors.

"No, Brother Zhang said in the video just now that he got on the wrong bus because he was short-sighted and arrived at the entrance of Xingchen Community."

"Let me explain beforehand, there is a power outage in Xingchen Community. Xiao Jiang also posted a screenshot just now. Xiao Sha came to the convenience store to use the air conditioner because of the power outage in the community, and who the hell wears flip-flops and big pants on a date with a handsome guy? [Despair] ]."

"Is it possible that Tu Qianqian is also a beautiful woman who can even hold a sack?"

"Tu Qianqian was in the wrong car, and Zhang Qichi was in the wrong car. Tu Qianqian was short-sighted, and Zhang Qichi was also short-sighted, so it's even better."

"What's so exciting? [Shocking]"

"Okay, stop making trouble. Brother Zhang just posted screenshots on Weibo. They are all his VIP and historical viewing of Whale. They are all the works of Teacher Tu. He is a fan of Tu Qianqian."

"Ah... Zhang Qichi's taste is really special. Does he like tearing apart crocodiles with his bare hands at a height of [-] meters or floating on the water with the light skill of small high heels?"

"Maybe when fighting zombies, fold yourself into a folder [dog head]."

"Okay, okay, let's break up. Zhang Qichi is an idol for a while. He likes all actors who act better than him (ps: it's actually very easy), but only Sister Qianqian talks to him. The veteran actors in his company are annoying Zhang Qichi to death. "(bushi)"

"Brother, you haven't given up on your film and television dream yet."

"Brothers from other families: hurry up and join the group. Brother from my family: please be a human being. We don't even dare to praise your acting skills with an empty bottle."

"We have been watching for a while, Ruisibai, is this a two-way rush between top fans and top fans?"

"No, on this road, Rhinoceros is going in one direction. Zhang Qichi is a rebel. His destiny is determined by him and not by his fans. Although he sings well, dances well, and manages the stage well, he still has the dream of becoming an actor."

"Zhang Qichi: I want to be an actor

Rhinoceros: Go to the dream, there is everything in the dream

Zhang Qichi: Please defend my film and television dream

Xijiao: Okay, I'm going to weld the Hengdian gate shut. Zhang Qichi and Xijiao are not allowed in. "

"Upstairs, are you going to laugh me to death? Hahahahahahaha"

*

Song Rui took Tu Qianqian and Zhong Xubai on the plane to City C again.

On the way, Song Rui said: "There are some changes at MIUMIU?"

"Stop shooting?"

Tu Qianqian was a little worried. She had just gone to Douban, Zhihu and Weibo to read it. The fans had already blown the story. If the film was not filmed, the fans would be scolded again.

Before Song Rui spoke, Zhong Xubai said, "That's not true."

His slender knuckles clasped the phone, making a clicking sound.

"The director responsible for shooting the promotional video for MIUMIU this time needs to change the script." Zhong Xubai said this with a somewhat speechless expression: "I have recently watched your film and television works, and I feel that they are similar to MIUMIU's first promotional video and your positioning. It’s a bit inconsistent.”

"Comrade Xiao Zhong has a lot of connections." Song Rui was a little surprised. She knew Zhong Xubai's background, although she didn't know why a person with such connections would come to Xingchen to be an ordinary artist assistant.

But... Zhong Xubai's professional ability is really impressive. He can cook, fight, take photos, and post-retouch pictures. At critical moments, one person can handle six people.

It’s also very good-looking, and looks eye-catching when placed around you.

"Mei Qiniang's cool and sassy female killer is really not consistent with MIUMIU's original promotional video." Song Rui flipped through the plan and saw that it was basically the same style as before, such as silk, rhinestones, beads, and so on. In addition to y2k, which is more popular this year, the lock body plan is the kind of studio shooting of American retro female high school girls.

Zhong Xubai glanced at Tu Qianqian, who was still out of the situation, and shook his head: "No."

"what is that?"

"What the director watched was "Crocodile in the Sand", "Diao Chan vs. Zombies", and "The Five-Headed Crocodile".

Song Rui closed her eyes and rubbed her sore temples.

Tu Qianqian's eyes darkened, and it was hard not to doubt the director's mental state.

Also, MIUMIU promotional video, what did you do with reference to Qipa.com? Is it possible to have a bunch of zombies dancing around her?