Everyone in the entertainment industry is falling apart, except me

Timeline: After Milan Fashion——

Internal entertainment house group:

Inside Milan Fashion Week (updated pictures): Let’s take a look and see which one looks the best.

1L: I think it’s Tu Qianqian.

3L: Yes, after all, she is a woman who has made her name in the world directly with her face. The foreign media’s photos were taken by her. She knows where to go. She comes with a skin-smoothing, whitening and soft-light filter.

5L: She is really fair. Just listening to you praising her for being fair, I never felt it before. But when the birth photos came out this time, the popular little girl in Hollywood stood next to her, and she looked several shades darker. She was white!

10L: It’s not surprising. She is Sister Tu after all. I am more interested in Sister Tu’s future development. After all, she is now the successor of the leader that pollen is eagerly waiting for. Even celebrities and fans have invested in her. Ten of "Figaro" For the January issue, you can buy the magazine directly to the point where Figaro is out of stock.

11L: Don’t dare, we have the same prelude. Forget about this kind of title. Let’s take it one step at a time and take our time.

14L: Agree!

22L: A passerby is passing by. In fact, there is no need to be so modest in the prelude. Domestic entertainment is no longer popular, and the aesthetics of the entertainment industry around the world are being downgraded. It may not be a good thing to kill sisters and bandits. Don't say that our domestic entertainment is a success, and the external network The hot trend that day was asking who she was.

25L: Speaking of this, Ms. Mary was so proud to tell the media that this is my girl. Who knows? She is a movie director. Do we need to have movie resources for Sha Sha?

26L: You really dare to lick, who is Mary? I have filmed "Moonlight" and "Death on the Island", all of which are foreign stories, and don't talk about movies now, there are no actual results in TV series, what kind of background, this kind of delusion.

27L: Think about it. If you dare to dream, do other fans dare to dream? Whoever goes to Milan for a tour and is invited to cover twelve magazines and inside pages within a month after returning, you are really awesome!

36L: Slaughter the cow!

39L: I suspect you are playing some outdated homophonic jokes.

45L: But this time it was really funny. Not to mention the actual results, it suddenly broke the dream of many other fans who wanted to tease Tu Qianqian. Zhou Gejia said that Tu Qianqian’s face was plastic surgery, but he ended up going to Fashion Week. , her face was swollen like a steamed bun in the foreign media lens. The funniest thing is, didn’t Tu Qianqian have invitations from Miumiu and Prada? Who knows, Zhou Ge also went to Miumiu’s show.

56L: Upstairs, I seem to know what you are laughing at! I'm sorry, but I didn't hold back. Her family has always ridiculed that Loewe is just a close friend, no better than Zhou Gejia's miumiu brand ambassador. And because the miumiu micro-movie has become popular recently, Tu Qianqian is being trolled everywhere, saying that she has not recommended it. Closing a magazine, and having no masterpieces, all relying on hype to have so many resources.

71L: Actually, I was afraid that Tu Qianqian would really get the miumiu spokesperson and step on her sister’s side. As a result, your sister Tu went to both shows, hahaha, she laughed to death, and she sat with Aunt Miu together with the most popular little girl in Hollywood. Next to you, in the first row! first row! She actually sat in the third row. Wow, some big Internet celebrities sit in the third row. Female celebrities... Tsk, how dare you write some marketing posts that disdain Tu Qianqian and praise yourself, so shamelessly? big.

72L: Let us thank Ms. Mary, who introduced Tu Qianqian to many big names in the fashion industry.

73L: Thanks Ms. Mary!

74L: Tu Qianqian is the emperor. If you go to other groups, they are talking about her as the eldest princess ascending the throne. They have selected a bunch of film and television drama resources for her. Xingchen also specially signed a male artist for her. He is underage. I even wonder how much Tu Qianqian was lying under the quilt?

75L: Lie on me, Sister Qianqian’s quilt is fragrant and soft, thank you (shy).

84L: Get out of the way of making pornographic rumors about female stars. In the case of Luo Zhouan, killing the sister was obviously well-intentioned. Anyway, they wanted to sign talent into the company. Instead of choosing a low-profile guy, why not choose this younger brother.

99L: Seeing his face, I can only think of Jiang Bailu 2.0. It turns out that Shajie likes this bite, and Zhouzhou Heron clicks his tongue.

100L: What kind of stand-in literature, it’s amazing!

119L: This post is going to be discontinued again. What about discussing Milan fashion as promised?

135L: That’s it. Tang Xiao’s Chanel seems to be okay, and the treatment given to her is just okay. After all, the others are all popular stars. Yan Yi’s Loewe is a close friend. It’s okay not to talk about it. My sister and fans can’t wait to see the future. With this set, she really flopped, her resources couldn't keep up, and she couldn't hit her face. Her height was definitely not 165, which was reported to the outside world, because Tang Xiao said she was 165. The two of them were taking pictures in front of the same phone booth. My height is not at the same level, I am 160cm tall, and I am not good in all aspects.

156L: You talk a lot, it’s up to you.

166L replied to 135L: Zhou Ge, as you are getting older, do less medical beauty. If you can’t maintain your facial condition, don’t even think about renewing the miumiu endorsement. The external impression of miumiu is that of a wealthy daughter, and her girlishness is gone. You can’t be an endorsement. That’s all. I won’t talk about the other small things. The unified answer is that the man can’t beat Zhang Qichi, and the woman can’t beat Tu Qianqian. I’m confused, why no one claps against these two.

167L: Is it possible that they are polar circle CPs?

189L: I peed my eyes. If I don’t mess with Zhang Butcher’s CP fans, I’ll get kicked when I pass by.

200L: It’s so funny that no one is laughing at me.

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Peanuts are very sweet:

KSWL|The most powerful CP you have ever defeated is:

1L: Let’s put it this way, the question you asked is outrageous. The last person I bumped into was Wensu CP.

2L: Cheating.

3L: Yes, and then the other pair, Zhang Qichi and Fan Wenhua, are gone. Overnight, two pairs are gone. Thank you, Tu Qianqian (gritting his teeth).

4L: Shajie, the killing power is really awesome. Wherever it goes, not even an inch of "grass" will grow.

5L: Killing a sister should be the nightmare of all fans. In addition to worrying about the black history of being killed by you from time to time, fans also have to worry about whether their idol is interested in you killing a sister.

10L: I have never seen the Starlight Ceremony, so it was difficult to take pictures.

12L: Good guy, it’s a classic. Even now, I still read the previous post from time to time [On how lethal Tu Qianqian is]. Looking at the screenshots, each one looks like a pine nut in heat in the spring. I thought there was no camera, so I started binge-watching Tu Qianqian. If it hadn't been for Wang Xu's bad thing, the prelude would have involved fighting with all kinds of fans.

25L: I would call it the lawn mower of the entertainment industry, cornstarch hell.

57L: Not everyone can open a CP group alone. How can a woman who can make the BG party and the GG party fight [show her hands].

65L: You kill sister, the ceiling of the CP world.

75L: Aren’t you talking about cp?

83L: Let’s talk about cp. What I’m talking about recently is The Long Road Ahead, which was captured on behalf of “Huangquan Inn”. Jiang Bailu was in an unstable state, so Tu Qianqian gave him key points, one-on-one, step-by-step teaching. It was very It's easy to kowtow, and there is Qingming Shanghe Tu. Zhao Qingjian only bows to Tu Qianqian, so it's easy to kowtow.

85L: Isn’t that flattery? In ancient times, if Zhao Qingjian left Tu Qianqian, he would be a treacherous minister! Demon concubine!

154L: I suspect you’ve seen Tu Qianqian’s CP team.

156L: What group?

159L: "The Legend of the Harem", a sex-change version of the cp lalang group, regardless of BG or GG, they are all Tu Jie's harem, the main character will not refuse anyone who comes, and can knock on anyone, including Hu Tu cp at the bottom of the food chain. , the attributes of this group are quite complicated, but the food produced is very delicious, and many of the fanfics in it have been used by some plagiarism authors to make head-swapping literature.

200L: Ah...then who is the queen?

201L: It's "The Legend of the Harem", it's also "The Queen's Development Plan", and it's also "The Queen's Promotion". There is currently no queen, only the concubine position, and various families are still promoting themselves, thank you.

204L: There are really many people who can play in the Tu family.

224L: Let’s take a look at Sister Tu’s CPs:

1. Zhang Butcher - a cp who seems to have food but also seems to have no food. The success of this family depends on the man's initiative. He is the exclusive meal partner of Sister Sha Sha. He can provide emotional value and will lay down for you on the street when necessary. It's okay to act silly and roll around just to make you laugh. The woman is more indifferent. She may reply to you once or twice after mentioning ten times. [The point of this pairing is that the man's fans have already assumed that the man is interesting. The point of failure is that the woman has too many CPs, his brother is not the real one, and you don't actually love my brother. The fandom is really fascinating. 】

2. The road ahead is long - Jiang Bailu, the official cp, the cp that everyone in Xingchen Company is knocking about, made Sister Tu furious, and she got angry because of Lan Yan, and beat little brother Jiang on the spot. If he didn't tell, who would know that he was Xingchen The nephew of old Dong Chi Nanchen was originally supposed to be Prince Hongyu. Due to the family reorganization, his younger brother has been robbed of resources by his younger brother. You, Sister Tu, have never lost in fighting. This is because of our revolutionary comradeship.

3: Qingming Shanghe Tu - Zhao Qingjian, this is just a sister-in-law to me. If Tu Qianqian kills someone, he dares to bury the body. He is a very complicated man. You can call him a serious man, let alone the rich second generation. Do it, enter the entertainment industry, you can say that he is not serious, he does not rely on his family background, he accepts resources honestly, he has a good temper when he is drunk, he is quite obsessed when he is angry, and he is very compatible with Tu Qianqian (The key to becoming famous at that time was that Zhao Qingjian was given alcohol during a dinner party. She was obviously allergic to alcohol. As a result, the host kept on giving him alcohol. You killed the sister and did it to a large area. The program team almost drank it to the point of alcohol poisoning. The main character was a drunkard. and traitor).

4: Zhong Qianqian - Zhong Xubai & Tu Qianqian, companionship is the longest confession of love, a popular cp, a couple that often appears in the home page cp video inventory, compared to other cp's, they have to chew candy through their teeth. , this family is a royal family, they eat royal food every day, regardless of the specific sweets, if there is only one pair of BGs in the top ten of the internal entertainment CP list, it is definitely them. The rest will have to wait until tomorrow to continue taking inventory.

206L: There is no need to wait for tomorrow. This post is obsolete. The author of the post should be blocked. They are all Tu Qianqian.

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Harem Qianpian Chuan Group:

[Harem post]: Let’s take stock of the eldest princess’s harem:

1L: The real boss will definitely be our Brother Zhang, a handsome black-skinned boy from 188, who will be the partner of a lifetime, the eldest princess’s exclusive Lao Ganma, butcher Zhang is the most awesome!

2L: Agreed, Brother Zhang can cook, and the eldest princess loves to eat. Whoever’s cp eats together in a convenience store can be trending on the search, ah! It belongs to me~ [Crayon Shin-chan shakes his butt]

5L: Who can compare with CP Tang Tu (Tang Tu)? The eldest princess sticks to Tang Xiao wherever she goes. She is the only CP who can legally get under the covers. She has everything you want. Even if Her Royal Highness buys a house, she will secretly follow her. I sold her the large flat floor of the building I built at a discount to her just so I could live under your sister so I could knock on the door at any time. I recommended the famous work "Taste" by the CP master.

7L: Didn’t Tang Xiao just fall out of love? You guys knocking on CP between these two people is quite serious.

8L: Yes, yes, it’s not true. It’s not true that Tang Xiao went to Tu Qianqian’s house to knock on the door when he was heartbroken. It’s not true that Tu Qianqian, a man who doesn’t like to drink, drank with him all night. It was to take care of the drunk Tang Xiao, and to clean up the vomit on the floor. Tang Xiao had a fever in the middle of the night. You killed sister, a woman who had just obtained her driver's license. She was afraid to go on the road, but in the end, she had to bite the bullet and send her to the hospital. If it’s love, then what is love?

15L: If you have to talk about wine, then you have to use my cinnabar mole in the CP world: Qingming Shanghe Tu.

17L: It’s just that one candy that you usually have at home. Jiang Bailu is basically there, or Xingchen officially recommends cp. They are the right age for everyone in the company. They sit together at the company’s annual meeting and team building. Who? How about being the chosen childhood sweetheart?

19L: And Zhong Xubai was sitting next to him playing with his mobile phone the whole time?

25L: If you insist on talking about Zhong Xubai, then it’s boring.

29L: Just talk, just talk, what can you do to me? Luo Luoluo, and now there is more than one younger brother, and there is Luo Zhouan, 17 years old. Although he is underage, he has a promising future. The eldest princess still needs a guard with a sword. Look at our Luo Zhouan. He is young, tall, handsome, and has good grades. The most important thing is to be obedient and only listen to the eldest princess.

35L: Go away, low-profile Jiang Bailu. Every time I see him, I have the illusion of seeing Jiang Bailu’s son. You said that the two of them and their family of three reluctantly agree.

40L: Oh, the child adoptive husband has become a son, but your harem group still knows how to play.

45L: I can’t compare to Zhang Butcher. Whose cp fan started dancing with the male fan in the first place? The moment I was stripped of my skin and it was Zhang Qichi, the host of Super Talk, my skin spread out, but I’m still a raw fan who knows how to play.

49L: Isn’t it because the main owner has made him lose his temper? If you post it like that, the fans will feel that they are worthless and they have no choice but to help.

85L: Anyway, I only love Zhong Qing Qianqian. How much of Zhong Xubai’s decathlon was forced by the eldest princess [face covering] and the eldest princess only frightens him.

86L: Is that because Tu Qianqian was afraid that he would sue? Zhongqing Qianqian, let’s eat something good. In ancient times, this was a powerful official! It won't end well, so wake up!

99L: I just came from the title of Little Master of the Harem. Wait, why is there another Luo Zhouan? Let me check it out. You said that Tang Xiao is Concubine Hua, Jiang Bailu is Sister Mei, Zhang Qichi is An Lingrong, and Zhong Xu Bai is Concubine Su, so who is Luo Zhouan? It can’t be Huan Huan, right?

101L: Gua... Guaguiren?

104L: Hahahaha!

105L: Are you just curious about this? I'm even more curious about who Sun Yat-sen and that madman are?

110L: ...Hu Benben and Wu Youqing?

115L: The dead CP attacks me.

120L: These days, there are still Hu Tu CP fans in this group. They are really dedicated to their jobs. If I don’t send you a dedication blessing, I’d be sorry for your hard work here.

124L: I’m curious about what this cp fan is so obsessed with?

125L: It smells of evil.

126L: Well, I have nothing to say.

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1558L: Let’s review an old classic post again. In the past few years, your harem of killing sisters has been everywhere.

1559L: I have a question.

1560L: Say!

1564L: If Ye Xin is the Queen Mother and Song Rui is Longkodo, then Chi Nanchen...

1565L: Driving...collapse?

1566L: Shut up. Do you want to be blocked?

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