I was cremated and reborn at the crematorium
Chapter 4 Perverted Ximen Yu
"Why are you hiding inside? Who are you trying to scare?" the staff asked.
Ximen Yu was so angry that his face was red and he couldn't describe it. He could only curse loudly: "Are you done? How do I know? I'll be here when I wake up."
"Let me out quickly! I'm almost suffocated to death." Ximen Yu felt that it was getting harder and harder to breathe and shouted for help.
The staff member was a little at a loss because based on the situation in front of him, he was not sure whether the person inside the cremation machine was a human or a ghost.
If it were a ghost, with this ghost's violent temper, the consequences would be unimaginable.
At this time, Hu Dadong plucked up the courage, walked into the cremator and asked loudly: "Ximen Yu, is that you? Are you really a human? Are you really not dead yet?"
Ximen Yu knew it was Hu Dadong's voice as soon as he heard it. The two had been close friends since they were young. He was very familiar with Hu Dadong's voice. He yelled angrily: "Hu Dadong! You damn fat man! If you don't let me out quickly, I will." I’m almost suffocated!”
After hearing what Ximen Yu said, Hu Dadong was shocked: "Ah! Ximen Yu, are you...are you really not dead?"
He was extremely shocked. Ximen Yu was obviously dead and cremated. However, at this time, Ximen Yu was resurrected in the cremation machine.
How can we not be surprised by such an unbelievable strange thing?
Ximen Yu shouted loudly: "Ah what? Let me out quickly. If you don't let me out, I will really die!"
"Okay, okay, I'll let you out right away."
Hearing what Ximen Yu said, Hu Dadong panicked. No matter Ximen Su died for real or faked, he just wanted to release Ximen Yu now.
But he didn't know how to release Ximen Yu, so he had to look at the staff: "Um..., can you release my brother? My brother is about to die?"
The staff was really unbelievable about such a thing. The man was obviously dead, and he was cremated by himself. However, he was not dead inside? He actually survived. I have been working here for more than ten years, and this is the first time I have seen such a thing. It is really strange!
When he saw Hu Dadong asking, he nodded, then pressed a button, and saw the cremation bed slowly withdrawing from the cremation machine.
Mu Qing'er was on the spot, covering her eyes with her hands, closing her eyes tightly and not daring to look at the cremation bed as she exited, for fear of seeing a ghost.
The staff and Hu Dadong were fine, and they had the courage to look at the cremation bed and exit.
However, both of them felt their hearts pounding, their hearts racing and they were scared.
At first, they saw a very handsome face appearing in front of them, then a body, and then a pair of slender and straight feet appeared in front of them.
After all the cremation beds were withdrawn, everyone saw a very handsome naked boy lying in it.
However, the boy's skin was very red, and they knew that he must have been roasted by the cremator.
Seeing Ximen Yu come out lively, Hu Dadong clenched his hands in excitement: "It's true, Ximen is really not dead."
Hu Dadong looked at Ximen Yu with excitement.
The staff looked at Ximen Yu with surprise. This man was so weird. He was really not dead. He could not die even after being cremated. It was incredible.
Curious, Mu Qing'er slowly opened her eyes. Looking out of the corner of her hand, she saw a very handsome naked young man of similar age to herself, lying on the cremation bed with an upturned face, very nervous.
When she saw Ximen Yu naked, she suddenly screamed.
"what!"
This scream made Hu Dadong, who was a little scared at first, scream in fear.
"what!"
He thought something terrible had happened.
But the staff was brave enough to look at Mu Qing'er and ask loudly: "What? What happened to you?"
"No,,, it's okay." Mu Qing'er's face turned red and she stuttered in shame.
The staff member glanced at Mu Qing'er speechlessly and remained silent.
Hu Dadong, on the other hand, patted his chest and said, "It's okay. Why are you shouting so loudly? You scared me to death."
Mu Qing'er looked apologetic and apologized to Hu Dadong sheepishly: "I'm sorry!"
Hu Dadong said a little angrily: "Do you know? This will scare people to death."
He thought that just now, in such a dead workshop, Mu Qing'er suddenly screamed, which almost made his heart jump out of his chest.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Mu Qinger thought about it and quickly said sorry to Hu Dadong twice.
"Okay, okay! You didn't mean it, and I don't blame you." Hu Dadong said generously.
He couldn't just blame a little girl like this!
If this is the case, Hu Dadong feels that he will always be single.
At this time, Ximen Yu stood up and walked down from the cremation bed. He looked at himself naked from top to bottom with a look of astonishment on his face.
"What the hell, where did my clothes go?" Ximen Yu looked at himself up and down with a puzzled look on his face.
Hu Dadong glanced at Ximen Yu casually and said speechlessly: "It was burned by the fire."
Mu Qing'er on the side felt extremely shy when facing the naked Ximen Yu.
"You guys talk first, and I'll leave for a moment." Mu Qing'er said with a blushing face.
After Mu Qing'er finished speaking, she ran outside.
"Hahaha!"
The staff and Hu Dadong laughed when they saw this scene.
Of course they knew that Mu Qing'er said this because she was shy.
When Mu Qing'er heard the laughter behind her, her face became even more ashamed. She had to find a hole in the ground to crawl in. It was so embarrassing. It was so embarrassing that she had unintentionally looked at a boy.
She had never seen a naked boy since she was a child, so she was fascinated by it just now.
"Fuck! I've been exposed." Ximen Yu cried out speechlessly.
However, when Ximen Yu looked at Mu Qing'er's perfect back, he actually smiled in his heart: "It feels like it's not bad! This little girl looks pretty good."
He suddenly felt that he had been taken in by such a beautiful girl. He was not losing money, but also making money.
"Huh?" Ximen Yu subconsciously felt that he felt very abnormal today, as if he had changed into a different person.
He was not like this before. If he had encountered the situation just now, he would have screamed, quickly covered his important parts, and then ran away.
But now, he feels that his skin is as thick as a wall.
While Ximen Yu was doubting, Hu Dadong rushed over and hugged Ximen Yu with one hand. He was so excited that he started crying: "It's great, Ximen Yu, you're not dead. It's so great. God bless you... Woo."
Ximen Yu was so angry that his face was red and he couldn't describe it. He could only curse loudly: "Are you done? How do I know? I'll be here when I wake up."
"Let me out quickly! I'm almost suffocated to death." Ximen Yu felt that it was getting harder and harder to breathe and shouted for help.
The staff member was a little at a loss because based on the situation in front of him, he was not sure whether the person inside the cremation machine was a human or a ghost.
If it were a ghost, with this ghost's violent temper, the consequences would be unimaginable.
At this time, Hu Dadong plucked up the courage, walked into the cremator and asked loudly: "Ximen Yu, is that you? Are you really a human? Are you really not dead yet?"
Ximen Yu knew it was Hu Dadong's voice as soon as he heard it. The two had been close friends since they were young. He was very familiar with Hu Dadong's voice. He yelled angrily: "Hu Dadong! You damn fat man! If you don't let me out quickly, I will." I’m almost suffocated!”
After hearing what Ximen Yu said, Hu Dadong was shocked: "Ah! Ximen Yu, are you...are you really not dead?"
He was extremely shocked. Ximen Yu was obviously dead and cremated. However, at this time, Ximen Yu was resurrected in the cremation machine.
How can we not be surprised by such an unbelievable strange thing?
Ximen Yu shouted loudly: "Ah what? Let me out quickly. If you don't let me out, I will really die!"
"Okay, okay, I'll let you out right away."
Hearing what Ximen Yu said, Hu Dadong panicked. No matter Ximen Su died for real or faked, he just wanted to release Ximen Yu now.
But he didn't know how to release Ximen Yu, so he had to look at the staff: "Um..., can you release my brother? My brother is about to die?"
The staff was really unbelievable about such a thing. The man was obviously dead, and he was cremated by himself. However, he was not dead inside? He actually survived. I have been working here for more than ten years, and this is the first time I have seen such a thing. It is really strange!
When he saw Hu Dadong asking, he nodded, then pressed a button, and saw the cremation bed slowly withdrawing from the cremation machine.
Mu Qing'er was on the spot, covering her eyes with her hands, closing her eyes tightly and not daring to look at the cremation bed as she exited, for fear of seeing a ghost.
The staff and Hu Dadong were fine, and they had the courage to look at the cremation bed and exit.
However, both of them felt their hearts pounding, their hearts racing and they were scared.
At first, they saw a very handsome face appearing in front of them, then a body, and then a pair of slender and straight feet appeared in front of them.
After all the cremation beds were withdrawn, everyone saw a very handsome naked boy lying in it.
However, the boy's skin was very red, and they knew that he must have been roasted by the cremator.
Seeing Ximen Yu come out lively, Hu Dadong clenched his hands in excitement: "It's true, Ximen is really not dead."
Hu Dadong looked at Ximen Yu with excitement.
The staff looked at Ximen Yu with surprise. This man was so weird. He was really not dead. He could not die even after being cremated. It was incredible.
Curious, Mu Qing'er slowly opened her eyes. Looking out of the corner of her hand, she saw a very handsome naked young man of similar age to herself, lying on the cremation bed with an upturned face, very nervous.
When she saw Ximen Yu naked, she suddenly screamed.
"what!"
This scream made Hu Dadong, who was a little scared at first, scream in fear.
"what!"
He thought something terrible had happened.
But the staff was brave enough to look at Mu Qing'er and ask loudly: "What? What happened to you?"
"No,,, it's okay." Mu Qing'er's face turned red and she stuttered in shame.
The staff member glanced at Mu Qing'er speechlessly and remained silent.
Hu Dadong, on the other hand, patted his chest and said, "It's okay. Why are you shouting so loudly? You scared me to death."
Mu Qing'er looked apologetic and apologized to Hu Dadong sheepishly: "I'm sorry!"
Hu Dadong said a little angrily: "Do you know? This will scare people to death."
He thought that just now, in such a dead workshop, Mu Qing'er suddenly screamed, which almost made his heart jump out of his chest.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Mu Qinger thought about it and quickly said sorry to Hu Dadong twice.
"Okay, okay! You didn't mean it, and I don't blame you." Hu Dadong said generously.
He couldn't just blame a little girl like this!
If this is the case, Hu Dadong feels that he will always be single.
At this time, Ximen Yu stood up and walked down from the cremation bed. He looked at himself naked from top to bottom with a look of astonishment on his face.
"What the hell, where did my clothes go?" Ximen Yu looked at himself up and down with a puzzled look on his face.
Hu Dadong glanced at Ximen Yu casually and said speechlessly: "It was burned by the fire."
Mu Qing'er on the side felt extremely shy when facing the naked Ximen Yu.
"You guys talk first, and I'll leave for a moment." Mu Qing'er said with a blushing face.
After Mu Qing'er finished speaking, she ran outside.
"Hahaha!"
The staff and Hu Dadong laughed when they saw this scene.
Of course they knew that Mu Qing'er said this because she was shy.
When Mu Qing'er heard the laughter behind her, her face became even more ashamed. She had to find a hole in the ground to crawl in. It was so embarrassing. It was so embarrassing that she had unintentionally looked at a boy.
She had never seen a naked boy since she was a child, so she was fascinated by it just now.
"Fuck! I've been exposed." Ximen Yu cried out speechlessly.
However, when Ximen Yu looked at Mu Qing'er's perfect back, he actually smiled in his heart: "It feels like it's not bad! This little girl looks pretty good."
He suddenly felt that he had been taken in by such a beautiful girl. He was not losing money, but also making money.
"Huh?" Ximen Yu subconsciously felt that he felt very abnormal today, as if he had changed into a different person.
He was not like this before. If he had encountered the situation just now, he would have screamed, quickly covered his important parts, and then ran away.
But now, he feels that his skin is as thick as a wall.
While Ximen Yu was doubting, Hu Dadong rushed over and hugged Ximen Yu with one hand. He was so excited that he started crying: "It's great, Ximen Yu, you're not dead. It's so great. God bless you... Woo."
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