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A lot of big things have happened in the entertainment industry recently.

The singer competition is over, Brother Kun's house collapses, the last round of summer movies is about to be released, a rock singer becomes a hot search because he couldn't get it, an actor evades taxes, etc...

A series of news made the melon-eating people dizzy and excited.

But the most eye-catching thing is the release of Gu Ling'er's new album.

Since there were not many albums, many people didn't get it, so they went online to complain.

Those who grabbed the album were the first to appear at the scene and went crazy in Versailles in front of those who didn't grab the album.

There are even a very small number of people who are lucky enough to buy a signed copy, and they are showing off all kinds of things online, which is very impressive.

I hate those who didn't grab it so much that I almost broke my teeth.

As more information about the album came out, the classic songs began to flood social media, making people who had not bought the album drool with envy.

Due to the unprecedented popularity of the topic, entries about the album also appeared one after another.

Even some websites and music critics also came out and praised it wildly without hesitation.

This album has also been praised by netizens as the highest quality album in the history of the music industry.

The score is an extremely exaggerated 9.9 points.

Some passers-by were also attracted by the overwhelming discussion on the Internet. For a time, the album's fame almost reached the level of a household name.

"Ahhh! Who is listening to this album?"

"I'm so angry. After queuing for so long, I still didn't get the album. I'm so angry."

"What do you mean? I went to queue at 10:30, but I ended up queuing far to the back of the queue. It happened that I was gone. I asked the people in front of me and found out that these old people came to queue after eating in the morning."

"It's okay for you. At least they can be purchased offline. Those of us who live far away from Jinling can only purchase online. It will take two days to receive it."

"Haha, at least you bought it. I stayed in front of the computer early in the morning, but it was gone in the blink of an eye as soon as it was put on the shelves. Isn't my 100-megabit optical fiber so worthless?"

"The hot search also said that it will be sold out in three seconds. I want to refute the rumor here. It is one second, one second!"

"After all, Tianyu is not good enough. Who can share such a small quantity? If the foreigners next door see it, they think we can't afford it!"

It’s no wonder these fans are so excited, it’s just that they have been fed too much by the Xia music scene in recent years.

Just like a wild boar, if you keep letting it dig out its food in the wild, it not only eats grass roots and rotten leaves, but also often doesn't have enough to eat.

Now a basin of fine chaff is suddenly brought up. It would be strange if they weren't crazy.

So much so that in a certain music, a certain book, a certain bar, a certain website, a certain website, there are voices of dissatisfied and complaining netizens everywhere.

Especially Tianyu Official Blog, it has become the hardest hit area.

"Can you do something? We are all hungry. Let's serve the food quickly."

"Don't worry about your crappy movies. They have no future. The best thing to do is to make more albums as soon as possible."

"I'll stop talking now. Even if I die, die outside, jump from here, I won't even watch your movie, unless you give me a Ling'er album."

"Why are you so irritable? By the way, don't you still have an album by Li Qian from New Entertainment? If you can't buy one from Tianyu, let's buy one from New Entertainment."

"Go away, you fake fan, did you buy the album just to listen to the music? I'm embarrassed to point it out to you."

"That's right, I'm a naughty girl. If you want to see that thing, go to my hometown. There, even when old people die, they invite dancers. They take off more clothes than Li Qian, and she's even naked. Don't come here to harm us who are listening to the music."

"I'm a college student. Can you give me one first? If not, I can pay for it."

"Fuck you, I'm still a physical education student, let me do it first."

"My friend bought the album, but he said it was rubbish and didn't sound good. I was very angry and wanted to refute him, but unfortunately I haven't listened to it, so there is no basis for refutation. Can you give me a copy first? After I listen to it, I will listen to it. Talk to your friends."

"Haha, brother, you are planning this, I heard it in Neon."

Suddenly, an account with the coordinates of Neon spoke, attracting the attention of netizens.

"Hey, are there any compatriots in Neon who also want to buy the album?"

"Brother, I'm very well-informed. I also know that Ling'er has released an album in Neon."

The other party replied: "I am a native of Neon. I just studied abroad in Daxia. After hearing about Love Cycle, I paid special attention to Linger-chan."

Netizens were happy when they saw that even the authentic Xiao Bajia was a fan of Gu Ling'er.

Soon, more and more people responded to him.

Xiaoba was happy when he saw that the number of likes exceeded 10,000 in an instant.

I couldn't help but show off: "I also bought Linger-chan's album on Amazon. It will arrive tomorrow. There are still two albums. You didn't buy both, right?"

It turned out to be another Versailles who grabbed the album, and netizens gritted their teeth in hatred.

They all expressed that there was another reason for horses to trample on cherry blossoms.

Closer to home, due to the influx of a large number of netizens, Tianyu’s official blog has suffered a big impact.

But Zhang Lan was shocked and quickly wrote an explanation.

The general idea is that I know netizens are anxious, but don’t be anxious yet.

Tianyu has asked the foundry to expand the production line and work overtime to produce.

Tomorrow, the second batch of albums will be on the shelves, netizens please wait patiently.

An announcement didn't work, so Gao Yu posted another Weibo message using Gu Ling'er's account, which calmed down the angry netizens.

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In addition to those people who are eager to buy the album, there are also a group of people who are also discussing it.

But if you want to join their chat, you need a little threshold.

Because they are all people who bought and listened to the album, and they are also discussing the content of the album.

Zhen Youqian is also one of them, but he is just enjoying the fun. He has not listened to the album and is not qualified to join other people's discussions.

It’s not that these people are xenophobic, it’s that you don’t understand what they say, and you don’t know what they say. It’s all about the same thing, so how can you participate in other people’s topics?

Of course the same goes for Zhen Youqian, but he doesn't care.

His idea is very simple. You are destined to not be able to buy the album today, and it will be useless if you go to Tianyu to urge him.

Just concentrate on waiting for the second batch tomorrow, and my heart is like a cat scratching, itching with anxiety.

So what should I do? Just go online and listen to what people who bought the album have to say.

If you understand some of the content in advance, you can enjoy the pleasure.

Zhen Youqian watched the discussion of these people very seriously.

Someone was rocking the quality of the songs.

Someone is analyzing each new song.

Some people are also analyzing the connotation of the MV.

There is also debate over which song is the best.

The album is very topical and everyone talks about everything.

But what everyone talks about most and has the most discussions about is the title song of the album, "Don't Bite Me."

When they first got the album, everyone was wondering, what is so unique about the song "Don't Bite Me" that makes it stand out among so many high-quality songs.

But after listening to it, they realized that this song was indeed unique.

Because this song is actually a curse song.

He is still scolding throughout the whole article, the kind of scolding that is extremely straightforward.