How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"Horse dog egg!"

The extremely strong figure let out a shocking cry, as if the earth was shaking and the mountains were shaking.

The nearby chickens and dogs barked uneasily, thinking that some natural disaster had broken out.

The fans in the live broadcast room also felt the terrifying momentum across the screen.

Jiang Chen on the other side of the screen also became excited.

This is a good show to watch!

On the way to pick up the takeaway, I occasionally glanced at it and felt that something was going on.

Isn't it domestic violence?

Look at the bones in Master Ma's body, they will fall apart with one punch.

It seems that what Master Hu said about buying coffins and wreaths at that time made sense!

How about... recommend to Master Ma the Jiulongshan Cemetery that is on sale recently?

at this time.

When Master Ma heard the voice, his body shook as if from stress.

Even without raising his head, he knew that his wife was coming.

When she appears, even the most ferocious dogs in the village move aside.

Otherwise, nine lives would not be enough for one collision.

"Magoudan! Tell me what happened to the video last night?!"

With the ground shaking.

The figure is getting closer and closer, and its appearance can be clearly seen.

At this level, he is definitely a top-notch expert in the sumo wrestling circle of Sakura Country.

There was no trace of that face being that of a woman.

Unexpectedly, Master Ma's taste is also somewhat unique.

"What video?"

Master Ma was stunned for a moment, but his hands were still busy repairing the donkey's hooves.

The donkey, who was not frightened during this period, was kicked again.

But after such a long period of training, of course I can react quickly and avoid it easily!

Upon hearing this, she knew that Master Ma was pretending to be stupid, and the woman became even more furious.

She rushed up and picked up Master Ma with one hand, shouting like a lion from Hedong:

"This! My third aunt's sixth sister's cousin called me to say that you have a lover and a video. What's going on!! Please explain to me!!!"

The sound of terror was deafening.

Normal people definitely have tinnitus.

The clever Master Ma put in two ear plugs and managed to survive another day in the hands of his wife. It was great.

"Wife. You, you will be shaking when you step on the horse. Let me see."

It's true that the ears escaped, but the body was turning upside down.

Foaming at the mouth is a normal part of life after marriage these years.

"Take it!"

The woman threw Master Ma to the ground.

Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the donkey beside him who was curious and wanted to come over to see what was going on.

The donkey immediately panicked, raised its front hooves, and ran several meters away with only its two hind hooves.

Master Ma skillfully slowed down on the spot.

After a long illness, he recovered quickly on his own.

I took the phone and took a look...

The video played on the mobile phone is from the live broadcast room last night.

Last night, Donkey and his little brother just broke up, and Donkey was so angry that he kept swearing.

The words were translated by Jiang Chen.

One of them mentioned that Master Ma has a lover outside!

"You, you believe this. How is it possible for him to be a translator who delivers food!"

Master Ma handed the phone to his wife with some trembling.

began his defense.

After being married for so many years and still being alive, Master Ma certainly has his own way of doing things.

"Really?! I'll give you a chance to explain!"

The woman pouted, her husband still chose to believe it in the end!

I haven’t fought enough yet.

Live broadcast at the moment.

——[Eh~ He looks so honest and scumbag. ]

——[Brothers, wait for me. I’m going to find Master Ma’s mistress. ]

——[Come on, come on, come over from the live broadcast room next to you and watch the fun. ]

——[Watch a play and watch a play! Brothers, remember to go back to Jiang Chen later, don't let that kid lose the PK. ]

--[Understand! In order for Sister Yunyun not to be bullied, the ticket belongs to Jiang Chen, so let me watch the excitement here first! ]

——[Tsk, tsk, tsk, Master Ma, your words are really a set of words, not simple. ]

...

The number of people in Master Ma’s live broadcast room quickly reached a new peak.

They all ran from Jiang Chen.

Occasionally I glance at the popular Master Ma, and the more I look at it, the happier I am. It turns out that water friends all like this!

Jiang Chen on the other side had just arrived at the coffee shop to pick up a takeaway.

I heard Master Ma questioning his inability to communicate with the donkey.

I immediately became angry.

Find a seat and put the takeaway away. How can his [Beast Language (Ace)] skill allow others to question it!

"Yeah~~Yeah~~ (Little donkey, do you want to avenge your father! Smell your father, he is stewed so deliciously.)"

In the coffee house, a donkey brayed.

"What the hell? Your store also keeps donkeys?!"

A girl who had just entered the store was stunned.

The clerks looked at Jiang Chen in shock.

It just came from that location.

Is it...

Soon, the little donkey's voice came from Jiang Chen's cell phone.

"Yeah, Ang Ang~~ (I want to avenge my father!! What can you do?!)"

Jiang Chen: "Yeah~~Yeah~~ (Tell me all the things about Master Ma, preferably with evidence, I will post them all in his live broadcast room!!)"

After hearing this, the donkey immediately showed two big teeth.

coming! Here's your chance for revenge!

What follows is a massive unilateral output from the donkey.

Jiang Chen nodded frequently and responded twice from time to time.

People around him looked at him sideways.

What a powerful ability, what awesome skills!

Suddenly, when a pet dog saw Jiang Chen, the corners of its mouth turned down and it tried to break free from the leash: "Woof woof woof! (You! You betrayed our dog family!)"

Jiang Chen glanced at him: "Woof! (Don't push me, you are my best friends.)"

"Woof woof! (I believe you for once!)"

The pet dog immediately calmed down.

Dog owners and other spectators:? ? What's the matter, a diplomat from the animal kingdom, he can do anything.

At this moment, Jiang Chen listened carefully and took two sips of coffee.

Um? coffee? !

Looking at the take-out boxes being opened...

When will it be smooth?

No matter, let’s open Master Ma’s live broadcast room first.

Then start typing out all the words you just heard.

——[On the third floor of the bedside table at home, there is a small box containing a concentric knot given to me by my little lover! ] (As I posted the text, I was wondering, does a donkey even know about this? Master Ma, what did you do to the donkey!)

——[During the live broadcast two days ago, Master Ma was repairing the donkey kick with only his upper body exposed. He said it was a machine failure and asked the program team to come over and repair it. But that scene lasted for 10 minutes. What do you think the unfilmed part was doing with the little lover? ! There should be some clues from watching the replays. ] (Jiang Chen: Damn it, why didn’t I think of this kind of operation!)

——[The most direct evidence is that there are many small umbrellas in the tool box for repairing donkey hoofs! ]

——[I was scratched three times by my lover on the back, there should be traces still there. ] (Jiang Chen: No, Master Ma brought the donkey with him on the date!)

——[But I think the mistress’s one is much bigger than Master Ma’s, and Master Ma is not as good as him every time. ] (Jiang Chen who sent the message was stunned, this...fuck!)

——…

The long list of news shocked water friends.

More and more water friends are coming to Master Ma’s live broadcast room. You must watch this excitement.

But Master Ma also discovered something unusual in the live broadcast room at this moment.

When his wife wasn't paying attention, he turned down the screen of his phone.

Anyway, the live broadcast is transmitted through the body camera.

The woman was in Master Ma's arms, and with the blessing of sweet words, her voice became...

Rugged with a bit of squeamishness.

Well, it's even more disgusting...

Jiang Chen looked at this scene and was shocked again!

I didn’t realize that this honest man had so many tricks up his sleeve!

"Jingle Bell."

I was busy posting comments when a phone call came in.

“Brother, I’m taking out food!”

"Um..." Jiang Chen glanced at the half-drunk coffee: "You can come to the coffee shop."

"?? What do you mean by riding a horse!!"

"I'm here to see the excitement. It's so exciting."

"Okay! Wait for me, I'll be right downstairs."

"You're so close to a horse and you're ordering takeout?!"

at the same time.

Friends wanted to let Master Ma’s wife see Jiang Chen’s news in the comments.

Start operating one after another!

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