How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

As old as I am, I have never encountered anything strange.

I didn't expect what happened today...

It’s Zhenxuan!

The shop owner quickly picked up the phone and called the fortune teller.

"Master Hu? Yes, it's me. I just encountered something..."

Balabala outputs...

Finally Master Hu came up with an answer.

"It must be something evil. The store is going to be closed and it will be closed for ten days!"

"Good Master!"

Without saying a word, he directly pulled down the rolling shutter door.

Master Hu on the other side snorted coldly.

On a horse!

It was this coffin shop that stole his business.

I had been fooling Master Ma for a long time, so I just had to find him to put him in the coffin.

As a result, that little bastard Jiang Chen had his beard cut off.

In the final analysis, it is still the owner of the coffin shop who is to blame for stealing his business!

Now must come back with vengeance.

at the same time…

...

Jiang Chen led Captain Zheng on a coffin and continued to parade through the city.

Amidst the many flashes of light and exclamations.

Back in the pickup truck.

Takeaway still has to be delivered.

Master Ma has paid all the money.

At this moment, the driver looked at Jiang Chen again.

Thoughtful.

Oh, it turns out that after working on it for a long time, what I bought this time was not a coffin, but a car.

It is indeed a bit ignorant.

"Have you left?"

"Ok!"

Captain Zheng put on his seat belt, with a smile that couldn't be hidden on his face.

Now we know how useful Xiaojiang is.

This has just begun, and the performance continues to be the same.

As a traffic policeman, he can directly take over the work of everyone in the Public Security Bureau.

Think about it now.

It's just that Team Chen himself failed to live up to expectations, and he couldn't be promoted to deputy director under such circumstances.

"Master...please hurry up a little bit, the customer is urging me."

The boredom in the car was broken by Jiang Chen.

He glanced at his phone, which contained more than a dozen text messages from Master Ma.

He is constantly cursing.

"it is good."

The driver quickly stepped on the accelerator.

It felt too fast again, so I slowed down a little.

When we got off the bus, it really looked like a children's rocking car in a sense.

During this period, I also picked up Jiang Chen’s motorcycle.

To avoid having to drive the car back slowly after arriving at Master Ma's place.

After driving at a steady (turtle speed) for a period of time.

The minivan finally arrived at the village road.

Once here, it gets bumpier and the driver goes even slower!

After watching it for a while...

Jiang Chen still decided to call for parking.

Get out of the car skillfully and open the compartment.

Shouted: "Captain Zheng, get on the bus!"

The coffin slid out and sped off down the country lane.

The driver was left watching Jiang Chen's motorcycle and took out his cell phone to take a video...

Riding a coffin is really exciting!

Follow the trail all the way.

During the process, we also passed a large [Intelligence Center].

Many villagers were eating melon seeds.

Start pointing.

The news spread to the village from here.

It's just that from word to word, ambiguity arose.

"Gua Wa Zi, this is not just taking out my grandfather's coffin to play with, it's really serious."

"Huh? How dare you dig grandpa out of the coffin and play with him."

"That's amazing, Second Aunt! Some kid overturned the ancestral grave and even used grandpa's brain as a ball to kick around."

"Why was it kicked by a donkey? Someone took the donkey to dismantle the coffin? Whose family it is?"

"Ouch, this is incredible! His third aunt, do you know? I heard that the donkey repairman bought coffins for his donkeys to use!!"

...

From the end of the village to the door of Master Ma's house.

Jiang Chen listened to the increasingly crooked news.

But he and Captain Zheng never expected it.

The last news...

Passed correctly.

This probability is really comparable to the last question in a math exam, where you get full marks in the end by scribbling.

The news spread so quickly that the two of them had just arrived at the door.

The courtyard door has already been opened.

I saw Master Ma standing there limping with a bruised nose and swollen face.

He held a large pot in his hand.

It smells pretty good.

After swallowing his saliva, Master Ma cried bitterly:

"Quick! I want to give my beloved a grand burial. Master Hu woke me up. He enlightened me!"

At this moment.

Master Ma repented endlessly.

After being taught by Master Hu, it is better to say that it was a fortune-telling, but it was a spiritual cleansing at that time.

Master Hu said that if he didn’t have a generous burial, Master Ma would not be able to live with it!

He even presented a complete set of Western psychological theories, which was logical and touching!

So Master Ma can't stop crying (and drooling) now.

How could he kill his beloved donkey and then eat the donkey's whip?

Although it tastes really good...

"Master Ma, you are too spicy."

When Master Ma was crying loudly, Jiang Chen had already fetched the chopsticks from nowhere.

Overall, the taste is still very good.

But this cooking skill needs to be improved.

Master Ma: "??? Get out!!"

Holding a pot of meat, Jiang Chen flashed past Jiang Chen and quickly put it into the coffin.

Even with the soup and meat, it's pretty good.

After placing the pot, Master Ma started crying.

It was as if his biological father had died.

Even the donkey in the yard whose father was really dead was shocked.

This...who the hell is the dead father?

This is not over yet.

Suona is here again...

In addition, there is also the magical effect of [Ventiloquist (Ace)] skill.

Under the suona, there was a mournful sound.

The whole village was mourning!

Jiang Chen's main focus is thoughtful service and customer satisfaction!

So, the news spread in the village immediately.

I have doubts about Master Ma’s identity.

Everyone thinks Master Ma’s biological father is a donkey!

After the founding of the People's Republic of China, he was actually very successful!

The song is over.

Master Ma cried even harder.

Jiang Chen took out the QR code: "Well, you will be charged 200 for the performance. You can pay in cash or transfer. The price is clearly marked, so you won't be cheated by your sister-in-law."

"??"

There was a brief pause in the crying.

Immediately afterwards, Master Ma cried even more unscrupulously and couldn't stop at all!

"Xiaojiang..."

Captain Zheng next to him couldn't stand it anymore and quickly pulled Jiang Chen away.

I really can't put it off any longer, it will get dark soon.

"Shall we go deliver food? Look, you haven't delivered a few orders today."

Jiang Chen, who was about to play another song, thought for a moment.

This makes sense.

"go!"

Habitually prepare to step on the coffin.

I accidentally kicked over the pot of meat.

Jiang Chen frowned...

Oh shit! Something bad happened! slip!

He disappeared in a flash, and at the same time shouted: "I wish you a happy meal!!"

——[Anchor, you should change your mantra. Hahaha, you are still eating. It will make Master Ma miserable. Wait a minute. ]

——[I just saw Master Ma crying so miserably that tears flowed to the corners of his mouth. ]

——[How do you know those are really tears? I can smell the fragrance through the screen. ]

——[If it were me, I would kill that little donkey too, so that the meat is tender. Ah, no...it can reunite father and son. ]

--[Um! But I'm curious, why doesn't Team Zheng run away? ]

——[Blanching hahaha, no, Old Zheng, you still haven’t mastered Xiao Jiang’s tricks. ]

——[Yo, Team Chen is here! ]

...

At this moment, Captain Zheng was still standing there stunned.

Obviously he hasn't adapted to such high-intensity work yet.

If this kind of damage were done to Team Chen, he would definitely run away with just one look at Jiang Chen...

Team Zheng hesitated for a long time.

Facing Master Ma's cannibalistic gaze, he smiled awkwardly: "Hey, um... um, eat slowly..."

After saying that, run away!

While running, he shouted: "Xiao Jiang, can you please say something next time you ride a horse?"

Two people in tandem.

Go through several trails.

At the same time, he faced the pointing fingers of the intelligence center.

A few small words passed into my ears.

"Whoever steals men, steal two at a time."

"Do you know about the one in yellow clothes? In our village, Xiaoxue, there are people like this in yellow clothes who bring her food every day. Sometimes they are in blue clothes. They are indiscreet!"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, but they seem to have come from Master Ma's house."

"No way, is there any other man who likes Master Ma's woman?"

"What you said is just in case someone has a unique taste."

...

The two men got back into the pickup truck.

The driver cautiously sat down in the driving seat and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw two people lifting the motorcycle.

End of it!

it is finally over!

on the motorcycle.

Jiang Chen smiled.

It felt good to get into my car, and it didn't feel like it was dragging and sluggish.

"Xiao Jiang, hey hey hey, let's go! Deliver food!"

Team Zheng shouted excitedly.

Achievements! Achievements! The next step is to ride on the horse, which is an achievement!

"okay."

Jiang Chen slightly turned the throttle.

"police officer!"

At this time, the driver of the pickup truck popped his head out of the window and asked happily: "Then can I go?"

"Ah."

Team Zheng waved his hand.

It was uncomfortable to sit in that slow car.

Afterwards, Jiang Chen turned the accelerator again and prepared to set off.

boom! !

suddenly!

dusty!

Before the motorcycle started, the minivan had already disappeared into the billowing smoke!

...