How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today
Chapter 160 Crazy criticism of daily life, fancy fortune-telling
Master Hu's face turned green with fright at that moment.
He tried to struggle but was covered in concrete and was tightly controlled.
Not to mention predicting risks in advance.
I can't even take it out with my hands.
Jiang Chen was holding a small hammer with a smile like a profiteer.
Then he swung the hammer.
"eighty!"
"eighty!"
Each sound was accompanied by the drop of the hammer.
The police officers looked sideways.
Even Team Chen from a distance was attracted.
At a glance, I saw Jiang Chen beating Master Hu!
"Xiao Jiang! Hey, don't lynching me! No, why are you beating Master Hu?"
Captain Chen was so frightened that he rolled up his trouser legs and rushed straight through the mud.
He hurriedly came to Jiang Chen.
And behind Team Chen.
When the contractor saw this scene, he trembled all over.
Then he immediately turned to look at the police officer next to him:
"Don't worry, comrade, I will tell you everything I know, and I will try my best to make it up!"
Policeman taking notes:? ? ?
the other side…
The shouting continued.
The sound of hitting the caked concrete was even clearer and louder.
Team Chen, who rushed over, stood aside.
He lowered his head and thought for a moment: "Ten times, it's exactly 800 yuan. Xiaojiang, what discount did you just say?"
“[-]% off friendly price!”
"That's 760, okay, continue!"
Team Chen took two steps to the side.
Make space.
If I had already said that one hammer was worth 80 yuan, who would stop me?
Xiaojiang will have to share the pie later...
Jiang Chen wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Continue to swing the hammer.
Next No.11!
boom!
Clap la la la.
The caked concrete fell off dramatically.
Feeling that he was fully able to move, Master Hu immediately broke away and ran away!
He ran in the opposite direction of Jiang Chen like crazy.
It felt like I had been through a torture.
All the internal organs were shaken for a long time.
While running, he yelled: "Are you saving people or killing people?"
Snapped!
As soon as he finished speaking, Master Hu felt a blow on his head.
It was Captain Chen who had quick eyesight and quick hands, and he stuck a piece of paper directly on Master Hu's forehead.
By the way, I held the person down!
"The tip for takeaway is 200, the fee for saving you is 760, no skipping the order is allowed." Team Chen smiled: "Hehehehehe!!"
The mean expression was exactly the same as Jiang Chen's.
It's a happy smile.
Master Hu had a grimace on his face and really wanted to call the police and report that someone was blackmailing him.
But I was afraid that Captain Chen’s phone would ring soon.
He reached out and took the QR code with a face full of resentment.
Look, it’s even printed out!
When I finally looked up...
At a glance, Captain Chen's leaky front teeth were visible.
"Team Chen, ah no, Suo Chen, you...hehehehehehe!!"
Master Hu smiled even happier.
Jiang Chen, who had just returned the hammer, looked over with a confused expression.
In the wind and sand, those middle-parted front teeth...
You can find joy immediately.
"Hehehehehehe." Jiang Chen also laughed.
then…
The police and co-workers also looked over.
a time.
"Hey hey hey hey hey hey!!"
The contractor in the distance was in tears:? ? Are these people sick?
At a glance.
I couldn't help but follow suit: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo touuuuuuu to!
Studio…
——[A bunch of crazy criticism from Nima, this is Team Chen...hahahahahaha! ]
——[Who can tell me how long this inexplicable laughter will last hahahaha. ]
——[Team Chen, go get a tooth, otherwise you will be a joke wherever you go. ]
——[How did you make the attempted murder case so funny? Hahahaha. ]
——[Why are you people still called Captain Chen? It should be called Suo Chen! Hahahahaha Chen Suo, you are really funny! ]
...
It can be seen that the mental state of contemporary netizens is not normal.
Just these two front teeth were twitching in laughter.
Jiang Chen supported Master Hu and fell forward and backward.
Both of them laughed so hard that they almost couldn't breathe.
But suddenly!
Jiang Chen slapped Master Hu on the mouth.
Master Hu:? ? ? You're so sick again, aren't you?
But Jiang Chen made a 'hush' gesture and then pointed in a direction.
It was an abandoned playground on the construction site.
Probably the original abandoned school has not been completely demolished.
"Master, how about you do the math?"
At this moment, Jiang Chen's expression suddenly became very serious.
After hearing this, Master Hu, who was about to scold him, had a condensed expression.
Immediately take out all kinds of equipment.
Start calculating!
The two people suddenly looked serious.
Team Chen, who was still cheerful, lost control of his expression for a moment.
What?
Why don't you smile and laugh?
Even he himself laughed, why didn't these two brothers laugh?
Quickly tightening his front teeth, Captain Chen looked at what Master Hu had placed on the ground...
Five armored warriors!
Plus a crawling Brazilian tortoise!
"?? Master, are you so different in fortune telling now? What the hell is this?"
Team Chen exclaimed.
Master Hu just raised his head slightly and said in a cold voice: "Have you never heard of tortoise shell fortune telling? The armored warrior is the Five Elements Formation."
Team Chen:...(__)ノ|
Jiang Chen: (???^???)
The two people are now speechless in their own way.
The new Chinese and Western fortune-telling method is unique to Master Hu and is truly amazing.
Even the people around him cast suspicious and surprised looks.
I've seen fortune tellers.
This kind of fortune telling is really...
Both live broadcast rooms were immediately boiling.
Jiang Chen's live broadcast room.
——[Master Hu’s busy work now is really no less than that of the anchor. ]
——[(?(?(?(?(?;;)At this moment I can only use emojis to describe my mood!]
——[I'm laughing so hard. No wonder Master Hu's popularity has been rising recently. It all depends on his strength. ]
——[Anchor, this Brazilian turtle looks good. How about we catch it and cook it? ]
——[Nima, what kind of fortune-telling does Master Hu do now? ]
...
Master Hu’s live broadcast room.
--[Wow! My master armor warrior counts as a tortoise, and his main focus is an armor! ]
——[? ? Where did the undercover guy come from upstairs? ! Who lied! ]
——[Turtle shell, armor, cassock! I unilaterally declare that you are Master A! ]
——[Nima, I can be considered an old man in the live broadcast room. With today’s configuration, Master, you have a new way to play. ]
——[Don’t mention it, the master’s fortune-telling has been very accurate recently, and he will definitely perform stably today. ]
——[Well, I was chased and beaten on the street last night. When it comes to fortune-telling, the master’s prediction is based on chance! ]
...
The Brazilian tortoise threw itself to the ground, stretching out its four legs and kicking and kicking.
In order to turn over, he struggled with a ferocious expression.
"hiss………"
Master Hu looked horrified and looked in the direction where the Brazilian turtle's head was struggling.
Then he looked at the direction pointed by Jiang Chen.
same location!
An extremely desolate abandoned playground.
A chill suddenly rose in my heart.
Then he looked at Jiang Chen's serious and unsmiling expression.
It seems that there is already a glimmer of an answer in my heart.
But the hexagrams are still not fully calculated.
Almost meaning.
"Xiaojiang, wait a minute, this hexagram... needs a strong dose of medicine to figure it out."
Master Hu wiped the sweat from his forehead.
It is difficult to calculate this hexagram today.
It feels like it needs a real tortoise shell!
We must take action for real.
but…
There are no other turtle shells on the body.
Finally, Master Hu locked the Brazilian tortoise.
The moment their eyes met, the Brazilian turtle had already sensed the danger.
He opened his mouth and didn't know what he was saying.
Jiang Chen understood.
"Master, the Brazilian tortoise is scolding you."
"It probably means that you are just a son of a bitch. I'm not afraid of death or anything like that."
"Let you have a good time!"
"Oh, and use less vinegar and don't add coriander."
Master Hu:? ?
Team Chen:? ? ?
Crowd: ? ? ? ?
Why does this translator seem to have some personal stuff?
Master Hu took out a knife from his bag.
Have a good time!
Get the turtle shell!
But when he did it.
The armored warrior's Five Elements Formation seems to have received powerful guidance!
"and many more!"
Master Hu stopped the knife in his hand. This bastard will kill the soup again tonight...
Now let’s take a look at the hexagrams in the Five Elements Formation.
And this look.
Master Hu's face turned really green.
He looked at Jiang Chen. At this moment, the two of them had reached a complete tacit understanding!
There is a white skeleton in the playground! !
Judging from the hexagram, he died of injustice! !
He tried to struggle but was covered in concrete and was tightly controlled.
Not to mention predicting risks in advance.
I can't even take it out with my hands.
Jiang Chen was holding a small hammer with a smile like a profiteer.
Then he swung the hammer.
"eighty!"
"eighty!"
Each sound was accompanied by the drop of the hammer.
The police officers looked sideways.
Even Team Chen from a distance was attracted.
At a glance, I saw Jiang Chen beating Master Hu!
"Xiao Jiang! Hey, don't lynching me! No, why are you beating Master Hu?"
Captain Chen was so frightened that he rolled up his trouser legs and rushed straight through the mud.
He hurriedly came to Jiang Chen.
And behind Team Chen.
When the contractor saw this scene, he trembled all over.
Then he immediately turned to look at the police officer next to him:
"Don't worry, comrade, I will tell you everything I know, and I will try my best to make it up!"
Policeman taking notes:? ? ?
the other side…
The shouting continued.
The sound of hitting the caked concrete was even clearer and louder.
Team Chen, who rushed over, stood aside.
He lowered his head and thought for a moment: "Ten times, it's exactly 800 yuan. Xiaojiang, what discount did you just say?"
“[-]% off friendly price!”
"That's 760, okay, continue!"
Team Chen took two steps to the side.
Make space.
If I had already said that one hammer was worth 80 yuan, who would stop me?
Xiaojiang will have to share the pie later...
Jiang Chen wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Continue to swing the hammer.
Next No.11!
boom!
Clap la la la.
The caked concrete fell off dramatically.
Feeling that he was fully able to move, Master Hu immediately broke away and ran away!
He ran in the opposite direction of Jiang Chen like crazy.
It felt like I had been through a torture.
All the internal organs were shaken for a long time.
While running, he yelled: "Are you saving people or killing people?"
Snapped!
As soon as he finished speaking, Master Hu felt a blow on his head.
It was Captain Chen who had quick eyesight and quick hands, and he stuck a piece of paper directly on Master Hu's forehead.
By the way, I held the person down!
"The tip for takeaway is 200, the fee for saving you is 760, no skipping the order is allowed." Team Chen smiled: "Hehehehehe!!"
The mean expression was exactly the same as Jiang Chen's.
It's a happy smile.
Master Hu had a grimace on his face and really wanted to call the police and report that someone was blackmailing him.
But I was afraid that Captain Chen’s phone would ring soon.
He reached out and took the QR code with a face full of resentment.
Look, it’s even printed out!
When I finally looked up...
At a glance, Captain Chen's leaky front teeth were visible.
"Team Chen, ah no, Suo Chen, you...hehehehehehe!!"
Master Hu smiled even happier.
Jiang Chen, who had just returned the hammer, looked over with a confused expression.
In the wind and sand, those middle-parted front teeth...
You can find joy immediately.
"Hehehehehehe." Jiang Chen also laughed.
then…
The police and co-workers also looked over.
a time.
"Hey hey hey hey hey hey!!"
The contractor in the distance was in tears:? ? Are these people sick?
At a glance.
I couldn't help but follow suit: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo touuuuuuu to!
Studio…
——[A bunch of crazy criticism from Nima, this is Team Chen...hahahahahaha! ]
——[Who can tell me how long this inexplicable laughter will last hahahaha. ]
——[Team Chen, go get a tooth, otherwise you will be a joke wherever you go. ]
——[How did you make the attempted murder case so funny? Hahahaha. ]
——[Why are you people still called Captain Chen? It should be called Suo Chen! Hahahahaha Chen Suo, you are really funny! ]
...
It can be seen that the mental state of contemporary netizens is not normal.
Just these two front teeth were twitching in laughter.
Jiang Chen supported Master Hu and fell forward and backward.
Both of them laughed so hard that they almost couldn't breathe.
But suddenly!
Jiang Chen slapped Master Hu on the mouth.
Master Hu:? ? ? You're so sick again, aren't you?
But Jiang Chen made a 'hush' gesture and then pointed in a direction.
It was an abandoned playground on the construction site.
Probably the original abandoned school has not been completely demolished.
"Master, how about you do the math?"
At this moment, Jiang Chen's expression suddenly became very serious.
After hearing this, Master Hu, who was about to scold him, had a condensed expression.
Immediately take out all kinds of equipment.
Start calculating!
The two people suddenly looked serious.
Team Chen, who was still cheerful, lost control of his expression for a moment.
What?
Why don't you smile and laugh?
Even he himself laughed, why didn't these two brothers laugh?
Quickly tightening his front teeth, Captain Chen looked at what Master Hu had placed on the ground...
Five armored warriors!
Plus a crawling Brazilian tortoise!
"?? Master, are you so different in fortune telling now? What the hell is this?"
Team Chen exclaimed.
Master Hu just raised his head slightly and said in a cold voice: "Have you never heard of tortoise shell fortune telling? The armored warrior is the Five Elements Formation."
Team Chen:...(__)ノ|
Jiang Chen: (???^???)
The two people are now speechless in their own way.
The new Chinese and Western fortune-telling method is unique to Master Hu and is truly amazing.
Even the people around him cast suspicious and surprised looks.
I've seen fortune tellers.
This kind of fortune telling is really...
Both live broadcast rooms were immediately boiling.
Jiang Chen's live broadcast room.
——[Master Hu’s busy work now is really no less than that of the anchor. ]
——[(?(?(?(?(?;;)At this moment I can only use emojis to describe my mood!]
——[I'm laughing so hard. No wonder Master Hu's popularity has been rising recently. It all depends on his strength. ]
——[Anchor, this Brazilian turtle looks good. How about we catch it and cook it? ]
——[Nima, what kind of fortune-telling does Master Hu do now? ]
...
Master Hu’s live broadcast room.
--[Wow! My master armor warrior counts as a tortoise, and his main focus is an armor! ]
——[? ? Where did the undercover guy come from upstairs? ! Who lied! ]
——[Turtle shell, armor, cassock! I unilaterally declare that you are Master A! ]
——[Nima, I can be considered an old man in the live broadcast room. With today’s configuration, Master, you have a new way to play. ]
——[Don’t mention it, the master’s fortune-telling has been very accurate recently, and he will definitely perform stably today. ]
——[Well, I was chased and beaten on the street last night. When it comes to fortune-telling, the master’s prediction is based on chance! ]
...
The Brazilian tortoise threw itself to the ground, stretching out its four legs and kicking and kicking.
In order to turn over, he struggled with a ferocious expression.
"hiss………"
Master Hu looked horrified and looked in the direction where the Brazilian turtle's head was struggling.
Then he looked at the direction pointed by Jiang Chen.
same location!
An extremely desolate abandoned playground.
A chill suddenly rose in my heart.
Then he looked at Jiang Chen's serious and unsmiling expression.
It seems that there is already a glimmer of an answer in my heart.
But the hexagrams are still not fully calculated.
Almost meaning.
"Xiaojiang, wait a minute, this hexagram... needs a strong dose of medicine to figure it out."
Master Hu wiped the sweat from his forehead.
It is difficult to calculate this hexagram today.
It feels like it needs a real tortoise shell!
We must take action for real.
but…
There are no other turtle shells on the body.
Finally, Master Hu locked the Brazilian tortoise.
The moment their eyes met, the Brazilian turtle had already sensed the danger.
He opened his mouth and didn't know what he was saying.
Jiang Chen understood.
"Master, the Brazilian tortoise is scolding you."
"It probably means that you are just a son of a bitch. I'm not afraid of death or anything like that."
"Let you have a good time!"
"Oh, and use less vinegar and don't add coriander."
Master Hu:? ?
Team Chen:? ? ?
Crowd: ? ? ? ?
Why does this translator seem to have some personal stuff?
Master Hu took out a knife from his bag.
Have a good time!
Get the turtle shell!
But when he did it.
The armored warrior's Five Elements Formation seems to have received powerful guidance!
"and many more!"
Master Hu stopped the knife in his hand. This bastard will kill the soup again tonight...
Now let’s take a look at the hexagrams in the Five Elements Formation.
And this look.
Master Hu's face turned really green.
He looked at Jiang Chen. At this moment, the two of them had reached a complete tacit understanding!
There is a white skeleton in the playground! !
Judging from the hexagram, he died of injustice! !
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