How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"Fuck?"

"It's done, I'll go."

"Nima fell down and was boiled."

"Stop looking and save people quickly."

"Very good...this guy is playing steadily again."

"Is there any help?"

"Although this guy is a scumbag, he should not be punished until death. Save people!"

The crowd burst into exclamations.

Teacher Li was shocked: "Ah ah ah ah thank you, little brother!"

Just a second ago, I was worried that something might change.

Unexpectedly, Jiang Chen didn't intend to keep her waiting for a second.

Changes happened so quickly.

Jiang Chen stood there.

I looked down and didn't see the stretcher.

Then look back and look around.

No one…

Suddenly I seemed to hear a cry for help coming from underground.

Only then did Jiang Chen notice.

Oh…

There seemed to be a manhole cover on the ground that was not covered.

The warning notice next to it was so urgent that I didn't see it.

I really don't blame him.

It's not intentional...

——[This kid definitely did this on purpose hahahahahaha. ]

——[Well, how about I transfer more money to you? I think 100 is indeed too little. Brother...thank you, takeaway man. ]

——[Miss Lin, don’t be too polite. This is a normal performance by the anchor. ]

——[Sure enough, with the anchor here, this stretcher can't reach the infirmary at all. ]

——[The coffin shop will be stationed in the live broadcast room starting today! Everyone, enjoy a [-]% discount on the opening today! There is also a buy two get one free service, if two die, one more will die for you! ! ]

——[...Well, the commercial advertisements in this live broadcast room are getting more and more outrageous. ]

——[I’m sorry, I’m still late, Zhuo! ! ! ]

...

The live broadcast room is very lively.

The doctor who came to the infirmary was very angry.

When I saw the live broadcast, I rushed over without stopping.

It turned out to be a step too late.

I don’t know if I will need a doctor next time…

"Quick, quick, get a rope and come here! I feel like his other leg is also broken."

Chu Yunyun, who came after hearing the news, leaned over and took a look.

I saw the scumbag lying stunned in the little water left, wailing.

Fortunately, there is no groundwater flowing under the manhole cover under construction here.

It is completely still water.

Otherwise, I may not have such a good fortune today.

As for the bottle next to the scumbag, Jiang Chen didn't tighten it too tightly.

So I just spilled it all on my face.

Not a drop is wasted.

Make the most of it!

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Please help me."

The scumbag's face was ashen.

He covered his legs and howled.

He was looking up with pleading eyes, and the next moment, he turned into panic:

"Hey? Little brother! Little brother, you don't have to come down! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, please, I don't need you to save me, okay!!"

If the leg hadn't been broken.

He wished he could climb up now.

If Jiang Chen comes down, the consequences will be really unimaginable.

"oops…"

pat...

A muffled sound.

The other half of the bag of shredded sweet potatoes that Jiang Chen originally put in his pocket fell down.

This time it stuck in the scumbag's face.

Just turned it all out, it's yellow...

Scumbag: "...I told you I don't want you to save me! I'll give you a good review. Isn't it okay to give you a good review!!"

"You said it earlier."

Seeing this, Jiang Chen climbed up the ladder again.

Then he enthusiastically moved the manhole cover next to him.

one put.

Hehe, it's just right to put it down.

Clap your hands.

Jiang Chen smiled and successfully completed the task.

This 100 yuan earned is really conscientious. ,

Crowd: ...

doctor:? ? What's wrong? Is the coffin covered?

Teacher Li: "Why are you still standing there? Move the manhole cover away and blanch it!!"

If it weren't for the final professional quality of being a counselor.

She really wanted to beat Jiang Chen up.

Chu Yunyun silently took a few steps away from Jiang Chen.

I don’t really want to know such a person.

There is no performance today, let’s just wait and see what Jiang Chen is doing...

Several boys rushed up and lifted the manhole cover.

——[Anchor, tell me honestly, was this last action intentional? ]

——[Woooooooo if you give me another chance, I will definitely not give negative reviews to the anchor. Please help me out. Please help me. ]

——[The young man is here? Let you disobey the advice in front of me. ]

——[What a sin, it’s true. Originally I just broke a leg, but now I think I’m going to have a mental disorder. ]

——[Xiaojiang, please pay attention to your behavior. Be careful and I will arrest you later. ]

——[Chen Suo, this is what you are wrong about. The anchor is obviously brave and enthusiastic about public welfare. When he saw that the manhole cover was not closed, he went out of his way to do something extra. Oh no, he was just a bunch of people. ]

...

Next to the manhole cover.

Jiang Chen chose to hide from the crowd.

Nothing happened to him, the mission was successfully completed.

time to go.

"Instructor! Instructor!!"

Suddenly, a classmate beside him rushed towards the counselor quickly.

Teacher Li, who was already worried, frowned.

I have a premonition, it’s very ominous!

"you say…"

Teacher Li swallowed and called the monitor to his side.

If not for anything else, just to record in time the weird rules that will appear later.

The classmate was breathless: "Instructor, you didn't reply. They said you happened to be at school. We asked you to sign this paper form for our freshman year. I forgot about it."

With that said, he quickly handed over the documents and pen.

Teacher Li:……

Damn, it's scary to be scared to death.

After quickly signing, Teacher Li took the thick student handbook from the monitor: "Just in time, you freshmen come in, take this and circulate it first. After I print it in a few days, everyone will have a copy."

"What is this?"

The classmates were confused.

I saw the big words [Student Handbook].

Damn it! Whose manual is so thick? !

Just open it and browse...

The classmate's face turned green: "Instructor... I think there are some rules here. Isn't it a bit unnecessary?"

"Huh?" Teacher Li wasn't listening at all, he was busy saving people.

The class monitor came over and said, "Senior sister, look at this. These are the Crunchy Shark Guide summarized by the seniors."

"What?"

The classmate was stunned, turned over a page, and asked:

"You are not allowed to compete with dogs for food in school. This..."

The squad leader next to him said: "There was a man who was fighting for food with a dog before. He was bitten and needed ten stitches."

"Ah? What the hell is this prohibition on eating collarbones?"

Monitor: "The day before yesterday, someone had a collarbone stuck in his throat, and he almost didn't make it over..."

"6...What about this? You are not allowed to button your belly buttons. Do you care about this matter?"

Monitor: "Last semester, two people were hospitalized due to infections caused by picking their navels."

"Then what does it mean that you can't squat for too long in the toilet?"

Monitor: "There are many of them. Those whose legs are numb after squatting for a long time, and their pelvis is fractured after falling. There are also those whose legs are numb and have to stand up, and their toes are broken. And those who are unable to stand up and have knee joint injuries..."

"...What about this forbidden carrot knife? We are all college students."

Monitor: "Your senior was playing with a carrot knife in class, and someone in front of him laughed and leaned back, piercing his kidney. He is still in the hospital to save his kidney. He should be able to save it..."

"That's a ban. Damn it, you're not allowed to put shit in the teacher's face?!"

Monitor: "I don't need to tell you this..."

"Can you elaborate?!!"

Monitor: "It's also your senior. I didn't bring any paper with me when I went to the toilet and wiped it with my hands. I didn't wash it thoroughly. Then when I went to the instructor..."

The two were talking.

Jiang Chen was so happy to be around him.

A shitty takeaway.

Is there anything more exciting than this? !

"Let me ask, classmate, why does your school ban hanging bed curtains?"

Really curious, Jiang Chen asked.

"Ugh."

The monitor sighed.

His eyes were full of vicissitudes of life: "I fell asleep last semester. I thought I was at home, so I opened the bed curtain and got out of bed. Besides...the school was afraid that no one would know if we died in bed."

Jiang Chen: ...

The student next to me: "6"

——[I’m sorry, hahahaha. It’s really miserable, but, hahahahahaha. ]

——[I feel sorry for this generation of college students, please pay attention to your health. Oh my God. ]

——[Intensify your exercise! Um, everyone must pay attention to personal safety during exercise. ]

——[Can you give me a copy of this manual? I want to smile, no, it’s to learn. ]

——[Laughing so hard, it’s really not easy for contemporary college students. ]

——[Woooooo As a counselor, it’s quite easy for college students, but it’s not easy for a counselor! ]

...

All the attention in the live broadcast room came over.

The scumbag on the other side was also pulled up.

Just when Teacher Li was breathing a sigh of relief.

A phone call came in...

The bell rings.

"It's nothing to worry about~ I just feel like a world of flowers~~"

Pick up the phone.

"Ask for leave? Why do you ask for leave during the big weekend?"

Immediately after…

It's a sharp crack!