How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"..."

Yang Leyang's mouth twitched.

These perverts…

Then he said softly: "The anchor who delivers the food, oh, his name is Jiang Chen. It's time to straighten things up."

heard.

The four younger brothers closed their eyes and collectively took two steps back.

Whisper.

"Who did he say he wanted to do?"

"Jiang Chen, that's the anchor."

"Are our lives tough enough?"

"Hmm...The anchor is very nice and can handle our affairs clearly."

"My life is definitely gone, but the boss gave me too much."

"This money is not enough to do the hard work..."

"Well, you can sell your butt, but you can't sell your life."

"The ICU is not even enough to house you."

Several people discussed for a while.

At the same time, they looked at Yang Leyang and said in unison: "Boss, this ticket may... not be enough."

"..."

Yang Leyang took out four cards from his red pants.

He said softly: "There is no password, just take it and spend it as you like, Jiang Chen will leave it to you."

"Boss! You are not my boss, you are my god!"

Brother No. [-] swooped up and grabbed Yang Leyang's thigh.

Blinking his eyes, he took the card with a grin.

Yang Leyang rolled his eyes: "Let go, my pants are about to fall off."

"okay!"

The younger brothers took the cards one after another.

They picked up their cell phones and sent out suicide notes, whispering to each other and walking outside.

"Second brother, you go first tomorrow, you are thick-skinned."

"Brother, let's all spend some money and hire someone."

"Second brother is smart, so why did you write a suicide note?"

"Written for the person I hired, the property will be given to me after death. A sure profit."

"……ill!"

"boss!"

Brother No. [-] suddenly turned around and stared at Yang Leyang affectionately: "Don't you think about my butt?"

You have to fight for the opportunity yourself!

Just in case the boss favors you.

Other boys: "???Are you so perverted?"

"piss off!!"

Yang Leyang shouted, what kind of thing did you recruit? This is it!

in the live room.

Then it exploded.

——[This money was thrown away. I don't even dare to spill a piece of it like this. ]

——[Boss Yang! How can I join your company? ]

——[I want to apply! As long as the tickets are in place, it doesn't matter if you act like a cow or a horse! ]

——[I am a funeral director. I specialize in sending people to their graves. I will do it! ]

——[I graduated with double master's degrees, worked under my mentor for many years, and am proficient in all kinds of flattery. My boss hired me! ]

——[What do you mean? From this moment on, boss, your life is my life! ]

——[Let me make a statement first, as long as you recruit me. Your mother is our mother, and I am your father! Come on, son, I’ll give you a kowtow! ! ]

——[The guy upstairs, let’s sort out the relationship first...Boss, I don’t want a salary, I’m working for nothing! You can just point a gun at my head when you're angry. ]

——[Resume has been sent to your email, please check it. ]

——[? ? Contemporary netizens submit their resumes early in the morning, who are they interested in? Give me your email. ]

...

that night.

A conspiracy begins.

Brother No. 10 made a call: "Hey, Xiaohu, [-] yuan will ruin this person's reputation!"

On the other side of the phone, Xiaohu nodded: "Don't worry, brother."

hang up the phone.

Xiaohu took out his mobile phone.

"Three ghost hands, 5 yuan, ruining this guy's reputation."

"Don't worry, Brother Hu, leave it to me."

Guishou San hung up the phone and dialed the next number: "Brother Qing, [-], to get someone."

"Good to say."

...

"Ten thousand!"

"Five thousand..."

"Three thousand."

The calls keep coming…

Some shabby rental house.

The ragged young man picked up the broken mobile phone: "Brother Li! 500 yuan? Okay, don't worry if you leave it to me!!"

Come live!

Picking up a half-eaten cigarette he picked up on the road, the young man made a phone call: "Hey, um, there's a 200-yuan business for you."

...

...

A shocking conspiracy against Jiang Chen has begun!

Yang Leyang believed that it would be enough for Jiang Chen to drink a pot!

After all, it cost him so much money.

Time soon came to the next day.

Ningshi University.

Counselor's Office.

Jiang Chen frowned in his sleep, always feeling like someone was watching him.

It doesn't matter, just turn over and continue sleeping.

——[How can he still sleep? ]

——[Pretending! If I hold the beautiful counselor's thigh like this, I won't let go. ]

——[Why can he and I be accused of being a hooligan? ? ]

——[With so many people watching, I don’t believe he didn’t wake up. ]

——[It’s a dog, I even touched it twice, I’m so envious. ]

——[Is the anchor having a very perverted dream? ]

——[Probably not. If the dream is abnormal, it should be more than just touching. ]

——[I always feel that he opened his eyes and took a peek. ]

——[…]

...

Work has started in the office.

The beautiful counselor did not dare to move, looking at the little brother who was sleeping holding her legs...

"Dean, do you really not want to wake him up?"

heard.

The bald dean shook his head: "Why don't you pack him up and throw him out? I'm afraid that after he wakes up, you will have another performance. This is too mysterious."

"Okay, then I'll ask the teachers from the Physical Education Institute for help."

The beautiful counselor nodded.

This is the first time I have been so perverted.

You can't just kick him down yet.

call out!

"(^_^)/Good morning everyone, have you started working?"

Jiang Chen stood up in a second.

Stretched slowly.

——[I’ll just say it’s just pretending! ]

——[Damn it, black stockings feel good, right? ]

——[It’s fun to see my girlfriend being touched, blanch it! ]

——[Let me ask, does your girlfriend upstairs have a boyfriend? ]

——[Probably doesn’t have a husband. ]

——[You are greedy for the beauty of others, how are you different from a thief? ]

——[Hehe, I wonder if your lady tonight...]

——[Reported them all! All reported! ! ]

...

Teachers: (￢д￢.)

Looking at Jiang Chen's expression of disdain, he was indeed pretending.

Only the dean felt a chill on his forehead, oh, he was bald in the first place.

"Xiao Jiang, why don't you and Officer Chu leave quickly?"

The dean hurriedly chased away the guests.

One of the counselors fell ill yesterday, so Jiang Chen couldn't be allowed to deliver any more results.

"(つθ?*)Wash up first, don't be in a hurry."

Jiang Chen glanced at his phone and found that Chu Yunyun said he was going to buy breakfast.

Then there's no rush.

"You, hurry up!" the dean said urgently.

"Teacher! The teacher is bad!!"

Dean: (????) I knew it! !

The counselor's legs went weak when he discovered that he was his student.

"Don't worry, speak slowly."

“My roommate has no living expenses!!”

"...If your family doesn't have enough money, you can apply for a scholarship. If that's not possible, the college can open a green channel."

The counselor lowered his head.

A false alarm.

"No!" The classmate said anxiously: "He had no living expenses, so he bought a lot of sleeping pills. He said he would sleep more, but he would eat less!"

"what?!"

The counselor stood up suddenly.

Hypoglycemia caused my head to feel dizzy and I almost couldn't hold on.

He hurriedly picked up his briefcase and said, "Is this the behavior of college students?! It's okay, don't be stupid! Also, Jiang Chen, I beg you to leave quickly!!"

Now they knew Jiang Chen's lethality.

Scarier than ghosts.

"teacher!!"

Just as the classmate on the front foot left, another one came on the back foot!

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!"

Counselors can go crazy.

The dean is also crazy.

Jiang Chen was confused. Did he really have a performance capture function?

A classmate wearing a Taoist robe rushed in...

...