How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

The psycho who stopped the car took out a small notebook.

He took out his pen again and said, "Write it down. Four madmen in suits chased the delivery boy and then fell into the pool."

After speaking.

He also stretched out his neck and shouted into the pool: "Hey, do you need rescue?!"

Jiang Chen: "??? May I ask your Excellency... are you a war correspondent? Are you here to follow up on the report?"

Chu Yunyun on the side also looked puzzled.

At the same time, he took out his mobile phone and contacted the police station.

We need to find out who these four eldest brothers are, they are behaving very strangely.

At this moment, in the live broadcast room, netizens were completely laughing like crazy.

——[It doesn’t matter who the madman who blocked the car is, but can anyone explain the meaning of the four brothers’ acrobatics? ]

——[Don’t you understand? I don’t understand either! ]

——[Obviously, just to hide from the anchor and not be discovered. ]

——[I’m laughing so hard, I can’t stand chasing after cars on a shared bicycle. But when the anchor parked his car, he really didn’t have to hide in the pool hahahahaha. ]

——[Don’t worry about where you are hiding, I’m just asking you, are you hiding? It didn’t make the host suspicious at all! ]

——[Frog: Who understands my family? Four humans disturbed my sleep and even demolished my home! ]

——[Hahahahahahaha Boss Yang lost four generals at once, which is really serious hahahaha. ]

--[serious? Yes, it’s as serious as the mathematics community losing Li Qingzhao! ]

——[Li...Qingzhao? ]

——[I don’t agree with your statement. I feel like the chemistry community has lost Huang Zihan. Huang Zihan is my friend and he got 8 points in the last chemistry test. ]

——[…]

...

In the water were the four brothers who kept splashing.

Jiang Chen thought for a long time, we can't just die without saving him! ?

Pick up the fishing rod on the side of the motorcycle and let's go!

Fish one by one! !

"Hey, hey, hey!" The madman who blocked the car grabbed Jiang Chen: "Brother, wait a minute, I want to ask you something!"

"?? If you have something to say, please tell me."

Jiang Chen stretched his neck and took a few glances into the pool.

Fortunately, the four brothers and the frog had a lot of fun.

Maybe you can climb up later.

The madman who stopped the car nodded and solemnly picked up the small notebook:

"Hello, brother, I am an online novel author, my pen name is Axi Xiaopao. I am currently writing novels related to delivery people. Do you have anything interesting that you can tell me about?"

Jiang Chen: ヘ(__ヘ)

Chu Yunyun: (ノ#-_-)ノ

So this guy stopped the car desperately just because of this?

It was the first time in my life that I was so speechless.

"What a cannon, right?"

Jiang Chen glanced sideways.

I want to say something, but words really can’t stop me.

Today's novel writers really know how to draw materials from the field.

"Yeah!" Xiao Pao nodded quickly with a smile.

"roll."

——[What a cold takeaway guy! ]

——[Small cannon! I recognize him, the book is in Tomato! ]

——[Let me just say, Xiaopao’s jokes come from reality. ]

——[Anchor, beat him up so that he can get two more chapters. ]

——[If it were me, I would give him a good beating. Who is a good person who blocks traffic like this on the road? ]

——[Is this Xiaopao? Now that we know each other, I'm ready to beat them up. Is there anyone who can form a group? ]

——[Take me! ]

...

Jiang Chen ruthlessly spat out a word.

Then turn around and leave.

"Brother, just say a few words!"

Xiaopao didn't say anything, and directly hugged Jiang Chen's thigh.

The main thing is to impress people with sincerity!

Having been rejected by several delivery boys, he firmly believed that the delivery boy in front of him was particularly easy to talk to.

Jiang Chen felt his legs were completely entangled and sighed helplessly.

Look around.

Found a brick.

"Xiao Pao, we are all workers. You have to experience everything by yourself. What I tell you is not as good as what you practice yourself, right?"

Bang!

Jiang Chen exerted slight force, and the brick cracked in half.

Be reasonable, not just reasonable!

"Mist grass..."

Xiaopao let go of his hand and ran away without even having time to grab Xiaobenben.

I thought to myself: "I made a mistake, I should have hugged that young lady's leg just now!"

"Wait!"

I saw this guy running away very fast.

Jiang Chen frowned.

"Ah? Brother, have you changed your mind?"

Xiaopao immediately turned around and pointed towards his thigh... um...

Chu Yunyun walked away with her thighs! !

But he had only taken two steps when a pair of big hands suddenly held his buttocks.

Jiang Chen didn't know when he appeared in his ears and said quietly:

"It's very dangerous to stop traffic on the road. The Traffic Law Promotion Ambassador still needs to educate you! Also, today's experience is enough for you to write about, so go to hell!!"

Ban Brick gave his butt a hard swish.

Snapped!

piu~~~~

Pfft! ! !

"Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu!! (Fuck, my pool is not big enough for you to bathe in, really!)"

"Who!! Who poked my butt? Oh oh oh oh (*?i`*) it feels so good!" Brother No. [-] burst into laughter.

"I just climbed up, you bastard!"

Brother No. [-] shouted in pain.

"Gulu gulu gulu gulu~~" Brother No. [-]'s voice could not be heard clearly.

"Guys, I have another plan in mind!"

Brother No. [-] has climbed ashore!

The next moment.

It seemed like I was hooked by something again.

Then it was lifted into the air!

Pfft! !

"what?"

Jiang Chen, who was holding the fishing hook, was stunned.

Oh wow.

"Sorry bro, I didn't know you were hanging on my fishing pole."

Jiang Chen shouted into the pool.

Beside him, Chu Yunyun was holding the information of the four brothers.

This is the information.

What Jiang Chen is fishing for now is not fish at all, but just bait...

Chu Yunyun couldn't stand it anymore: "Is your handful of soybeans really good..."

"If the fart collapses high enough, people can come up! Look how good I am in physics."

Jiang Chen chuckled.

Then he shouted into the pool: "Brothers, hold on, I'll catch you right away!"

Frog: "Guguaguagua!! (You must be a human being!!)"

"Brother! I can really climb up on my own." Brother No. [-] shouted.

Brother No. [-]: "Gulu, gulu, guru, guru...huh?"

piu~~piu~~Pfft~~~

Axi Xiaopao: "Just wait for me, I will kill you so damn hard!"

——[Okay, what a ruthless anchor. ]

——[Another day of normal performance and enough abnormality. ]

——[How is Boss Yang feeling now? His 40 yuan brother is a total loss! ]

——[I didn’t see it. I didn’t see it. ]

——[I suggest Boss Yang hire a killer directly hahahaha. ]

——[The anchor is really surrounding them and killing them. Damn it. ]

-----[Am I the only one who thinks the author deserves it? ]

-----[You are not alone upstairs, you are fooling the devil with only two updates every day! Well done to the anchor! ]

——[Have you considered that if the author gets injured at work and asks for leave, the update will be delayed? ]

——[! ! ! Little Pao, get up! Go home and code! ]

——[Ouch! This author is also tough! I think the anchor is still a little behind compared to the little brother who keeps shouting "Happy". ]

——[It seems that Boss Yang usually takes good care of this little brother (?????)]

——[I feel like Boss Yang is going to replace his younger brother. Don’t compete with me. I’m going to submit my resume! ! ! ]

——[Just invest now? I've finished the interview. ]

...

Jiang Chen's live broadcast room was still lively.

at the same time.

A corporate office somewhere.

There was smoke coming from Yang Leyang's head.

The tragic experience of the four younger brothers was being shown to him through the footage transmitted back by the drone.

"Talents, really four talents!"

He threw his phone out angrily!

The female secretary next to her moved flexibly, stretched out her hand, and easily grabbed the phone.

Then he put it in his pocket.

The mobile phone that the boss threw out was unnecessary! It just needs to be replaced!

Earned again.

"you!"

Yang Leyang pointed to the female secretary: "Go!"

The female secretary was stunned: "Boss, me?"

"Is there a third person in this room?"

"Yes, you have one hidden in the cabinet, and another in the bathroom. Your sister-in-law came to check on her just now, and you told them to hide."

Yang Leyang: "??? You hurry up and get there! I will definitely finish Jiang Chen tonight!"

"it is good…"

The female secretary walked out of the office helplessly.

Do Jiang Chen?

She has to think about this...