How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"Okay, it turns out there are two more skippers here."

The dean glared.

His eyes then moved to Jiang Chen and Master Hu.

His arrogance disappeared instantly.

"Jiang Chen? Damn it, why is it you again?"

"Yo! Old acquaintance!"

Jiang Chen recognized it at a glance.

Isn't this the same Director Lin who was with the principal when Jiang Chen came to Ninth Middle School to find the principal during the playground burial case?

Jiang Chen immediately smiled and asked: "How is it? Your wife is with the principal's wife now?"

Director Lin (gritting his teeth): "...Don't open or lift any pot!!"

As soon as he saw Jiang Chen, he thought of those sad pasts.

Tears could not help but fall down.

"director…"

Next to me, classmate No. [-] spoke.

There was still some sodium residue in his hands.

And he hasn't finished speaking yet.

In the toilet cubicle.

Suddenly smoke drifted out...

Subsequently.

It was a voice full of phlegm: "What did you just...throw into my toilet??"

Judging from the voice, he seemed to be a teacher.

At this moment, the classmate who was forced to hide in another compartment also saw the smoke.

I couldn’t help but sigh, it turned out that the teacher also smoked secretly.

"Who's in there?"

Director Lin immediately became alert.

Without saying anything, he was ready to climb up and poke his head into the compartment.

But he hasn't waited for his hands yet.

The door was opened first.

It's a young male teacher.

When I opened the door, a smoke ring slowly blew out of my nose.

Seeing Director Lin, I was stunned: "Hello, Director!!"

"Why on earth do you want to set an example for students like this?"

When Director Lin saw the person, he immediately cursed.

But classmates No. [-] and No. [-] around him hurriedly grabbed Director Lin.

"Director, why don't you... run away first?" said classmate No. [-].

"Run? You want to run away again, right?! I have to teach you a lesson today! There is another one hiding in the cubicle next to him, don't think I don't know!"

Director Lin rolled up his sleeves to see how he could defeat many with one today.

Classmate No. [-] and Classmate No. [-] quickly stopped him: "Director! Let's go quickly, it's Na! Na!!"

"What's that? You should tell me."

Director Lin and the physics teacher were still confused.

Jiang Chen and Master Hu had already retreated to the toilet door.

Master Hu looked at the teacher who was blowing out smoke rings, and whispered uneasily: "It seems that I must have calculated the bloody disaster accurately."

"Ah?" Jiang Chen was stunned: "He is the physics teacher who came to you to tell your fortune?"

"Well! Little brother, only you can save him, for my money, no, for benevolence, justice and morality!!" Master Hu begged with a face full of pleading.

"What can I do to save you?"

"I beg you!"

Without saying a word, Master Hu pushed Jiang Chen inside!

No matter what method you use, as long as it can save people!

"Holy shit!" Jiang Chen was pushed in, and no one had time to react, so they hurriedly shouted: "Everyone, run away! Sodium can also contain feces when it touches water, and you throw cigarette butts into the toilet. Guess what will happen? What?"

Crowd: ? ? ?

The live broadcast room filled the screen instantly.

——[Exciting, really exciting. ]

——[Sure enough, these high school students are more energetic than us college students. ]

——[In the past, some civil engineering students demolished the school, and later, there were high school students who blew up the school toilets. They were both good deeds! ]

——[Okay, okay, I learned a new formula today, sodium + school toilet = punishment. ]

——[Generally speaking, the hands-on ability of these students is still very strong and deserves praise. ]

——[It should be soon, a shocking explosion, even though it’s late, it’s coming! ! ]

...

"sodium?……"

The physics teacher who was still standing on the toilet hesitated.

boom! ! !

"Oh shit! It's thundering!!" Classmate No. [-] shouted.

"It's raining shit! Mommy, please help me, wow, wow, wow." Classmate No. [-] directly blocked Director Lin in front of him.

Director Lin: "?Classmate, do you want to drop out of school?"

At this time, the baffle of the toilet cubicle was shattered.

What happened next door forced the classmate to wipe his face: "Teacher, why don't you flush after you poop!"

"It scared me, Master, it was much louder than what you just said."

Jiang Chen had already rushed out of the toilet in the next second.

The inside was completely fried!

"Little brother…"

Master Hu squatted beside the corridor and looked behind Jiang Chen, slightly hesitant.

At this moment, another teacher stood behind Jiang Chen.

The one who ordered takeout...

In order to get back my takeaway, I chased him all the way.

The panting teacher looked at Jiang Chen: "Where is my book?"

"Here."

Jiang Chen stretched out his hand, which had been hanging on his hand.

But look down again.

yes...

Where are the books?

"Oh!" Jiang Chen looked into the toilet and pointed at the physics teacher's head: "It's on his head. Sorry, I was startled just now and accidentally threw it out..."

"Wait!!"

Beside him, Master Hu was suddenly startled.

He stood up and checked Jiang Chen's hands: "You just... seemed to have some sodium in your hands, right?"

"Oh, I should throw it in too."

Jiang Chen thought for a moment and said.

"???"

The physics teacher on the shithole was so angry that he laughed.

Before he could speak.

The second explosion is coming!

boom! !

The physics teacher's crotch felt cold.

Beside him, even the classmates could no longer see their expressions clearly.

Director Lin and two classmates who skipped the experimental class were also not spared.

Jiang Chen slowly began to retreat...

While retreating, he said softly: "Master, let me tell you, you are really not accurate in telling people's fortunes. How can I save him..."

"It's over, it's over, it's over."

Master Hu cried while running.

My own money has gone away again!

"No, you two! What should I do with my books?"

The teacher who ordered takeout chased Jiang Chen like crazy.

"It's not like your book can't be used at all! Go get it from his head, why are you chasing me?"

Jiang Chen turned a corner and hurried downstairs with Master Hu.

this thing today.

You really can't blame him.

"Quick, quick, quick! Go to the toilet quickly. I heard that the chemistry teacher is doing experiments in the toilet."

As soon as Jiang Chen walked away, he heard the restlessness of the high school students behind him.

"It is said that when sodium dissolves and swims red, wouldn't the reaction be even more explosive if it comes into contact with fecal water?!"

Some students smiled brightly.

Others took out a piece of sodium from nowhere and said: "Hey, hey, I stole it and kept it for so long, but it finally came in use today!!"

"Teacher, I will come back later to listen to the class. Let me appreciate our chemistry teacher's new invention."

"Rumors say, the person who did the experiment was a physics teacher!! He has died heroically now."

"..."

...

The teaching building became restless.

And when Jiang Chen went downstairs.

Oncoming…

It was a bald man, followed by a group of people.

The bald man in the lead smiled: "Your school even allows takeout? It's quite open."

"Ah this..."

Next to him was the new principal of Ninth Middle School.

There were also several vice-principals who felt as if they were struck by thunder when they saw Jiang Chen.

Didn’t you ask the security captain to chase people away?

This is no ordinary takeaway guy.

He’s the delivery boy who gets into trouble wherever he goes, he can be called Conan of China!

The Education Bureau came to inspect today, and why did they encounter this guy?

"Our school... Well, students advocate all-round development. Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism develop in many aspects. Leaders, look, there are Taoist priests, right?"

The headmaster smiled.

The bald leader didn't answer.

Move forward on your own.

But suddenly I felt a heat on my forehead...

Immediately afterwards, a voice came from the chemistry laboratory next to it: "Oh, be careful, how can you throw burning magnesium bars away?!"