How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"what?"

The panicked Master Hu came to his senses.

Cast your eyes and take a closer look.

This is understood.

He quickly said: "You said that...it turns out that the photo is my old friend! Alas, there are too many stored in the hard drive, and I didn't even notice it for a while."

Master Hu couldn't help but sigh, and reached out to snatch the photo from Jiang Chen's hand.

Wipe it and prepare to put it in your pocket.

But suddenly I discovered...

"Nima? Why is it so slimy!!"

He was so frightened that he quickly threw it on the ground.

Don't be a pervert, he did something to his teacher!

"Then it's because someone used double-sided tape to paste the photo. I guess it was the landlord, and he was afraid of damaging the wall with other tapes. That's why it fell off when the wind blew."

Jiang Chen explained.

Quite speechless, even if it was that or something, unless that guy just hit him not long ago.

Otherwise, how could it still be sticky after so long...

After speaking.

Jiang Chen hurriedly leaned towards Master Hu: "Master... how many days can you lend me your hard drive next time?"

Master Hu: (︶︿︶)

——[Holy shit, I’m just telling you why it’s so familiar. ]

——[Teacher, my teacher! Brothers, I will come as soon as I go. ]

——[I feel it. Goodbye everyone. ]

——[Ask for resources! I want to use Master Hu’s hard drive! ]

——[It turns out that the landlord is also a fellow-minded person. ]

——[Mist grass? In other words, in this haunted house, the landlord did something like that later! Landlord, you have a big heart, you might as well live on your own. ]

——[Good guy, I was already wrapped up in quilt watching a ghost movie, so I decided to do something under the quilt. ]

——[Um...I, I am a cereal owner, a small business, please remember to support me. ]

——[Let me just say, this live broadcast room sells everything! ! ]

——[Are you thinking that the Internet police does not exist? arrest! ]

——[…]

...

Master Hu looked around again.

After making sure there is no danger.

Shake out all the Ultraman from your sleeves and insert three sticks of incense. This will make it very stable!

Followed by.

He glanced at Jiang Chen.

He took off his pants directly.

"What the hell?" Jiang Chen kept his eyes open, picked up the broom and pointed it at Master Hu's lower body.

Sure enough, this guy is a pervert!

"Wow!!"

boom! !

"Fog grass!"

A burst of pain hit him, and Master Hu finally knew that the scariest thing here was not a ghost at all!

It seems that with Jiang Chen around, the bloody disaster will be more sudden.

"Little brother, are you possessed by a ghost?"

"I see you are possessed by a ghost! What do you want to do to my virginity?!"

Jiang Chen was very vigilant.

Master Hu covered the wound: "Just wear your pants if they are wet. I want to see when you catch a cold!"

"..."

Hear this.

Jiang Chen put the broom aside.

There seems to be nothing wrong with saying that.

Go wash your pants!

"Mist grass?"

Suddenly, Master Hu stared at Jiang Chen for a long time.

"You, what's wrong with you?"

"No, it's quite big."

Master Hu nodded and smiled appreciatively.

"Sure enough, a pervert is still a pervert."

Jiang Chen threw the pants into the washing machine.

Then go to the kitchen and start cooking by yourself!

The meals were all bought on the road, and it was hard to get Master Hu to pay for them.

soon.

The meal is out.

Master Hu went and hung two pairs of pants on the balcony.

"Shake it off?!"

Master Hu's exclamation suddenly came from the balcony.

"What happened? Did you fall?"

Jiang Chen put down the bowls and chopsticks in his hands and rushed over immediately.

During this period, he also took out the suona from his waist.

I haven’t blown it in a long time.

Master Hu on the balcony silently put Jiang Chen's suona back into his waist: "Little brother, there is no need... there is no need to expect people to die every day..."

"Oh. So what's wrong, you saw a ghost again? Is it my teacher from Sakura Country!"

Jiang Chen's eyes shone brightly and his smile was extremely bright.

"Oh, Xiao Jiang, come here."

Master Hu didn’t explain it in detail.

Just lying on the balcony by myself.

Jiang Chen followed Master Hu's gaze.

Only then did he see clearly that there was a young couple in the building opposite, probably quarreling!

Oh open!

It turns out there is something good to watch.

Since the distance is not far apart, in order to prevent people watching the fun from being discovered.

Jiang Chen followed Master Hu's example and tried his best to cover himself with the pants hanging on his head.

This way, it should not be exposed.

The two of them were so depressed that they didn't even bother to eat. Watching the fun was more important!

——[What's wrong? Why is there suddenly no sound in the live broadcast room? ]

——[Are these two dead in love? ]

——[Turn up the volume, you can vaguely hear the couple quarreling opposite. ]

--[Wow? ! Then you can watch it in the live broadcast room. I am in this community. I went to the door to eavesdrop. Hahahahaha. ]

——[What’s the fuss about? Let the man go out and I’ll comfort the young lady! ]

——[Put away your calculations and your little thoughts of breaking the law! ]

...

now.

In the building opposite.

The young lady pointed angrily at the handsome young man and said, "You can do it, I let you take a bite, and you bite off my whole cone in one bite?!"

"Didn't I leave a tube for you..."

The handsome boy licked his lips. It tasted pretty good.

I will buy two for my girlfriend next time!

Snapped!

The young lady angrily threw the tube directly at the handsome boy's face.

He turned around and started rummaging through the boxes for a long time.

Finally, he took out a small notebook from the cabinet: "Okay, okay, look at you like this, today's fight will be endless for a while, come on, let's count in detail, how many times have you provoked me in these years!!"

"To be honest, this tube is really delicious."

Behind him, the handsome young man was chewing on the tube with a calm expression.

The main thing is one, and you must keep your temper when you quarrel.

Only in this way…

Only then can you piss the other person off!

"you you you you!!!"

The young lady was so angry that she burst into tears.

Picking up the small notebook, he started to settle accounts: "Let's talk about what happened last time. I was already very unhappy that time and didn't want to go shopping. Can't you see?"

"Which time?" The handsome boy was stunned for a moment, and then immediately remembered: "Oh, that time, don't get excited, just listen to me and tell you properly."

"Okay, you say."

The young lady sneered.

The handsome young man took a deep breath and said, "I'll tell you slowly, don't get excited!"

"it is good!"

The young lady pricked up her ears and listened carefully.

at the same time…

Her ears began to filter her boyfriend's words on their own, and what came into her ears was:

"... It's definitely not my fault. It must be... you... are wrong! Right!..."

Immediately afterwards, the young lady looked at the handsome young man who kept pressing her pussy.

It's strange, I just can't hear what he said.

After a while what I heard was:

"You...are so unreasonable and confusing right and wrong!"

"??"

The young lady was instantly furious.

Listen, are these all human words? !

She pointed at the handsome boy's nose and scolded him directly: "What did you say about me? My fault? I'm so unreasonable and confusing right and wrong?!"

Handsome guy: "Huh?"

Did he just say this?

He scratched his head in confusion.

suddenly…

He vaguely saw someone looking at the building opposite.

He glanced at the building opposite inadvertently.

"Mist grass!! Look at that!!"

"You, are you mean to me?" The young lady was stunned and tears were about to burst out.

“You’ve already lost someone’s life and you’re still making such a fuss!!!”

"What do you say?"

"Yes, someone hanged himself!!!" The handsome young man jumped up and down anxiously.

And the young lady sneered: "Don't even think about changing the subject, even if today...wait a minute...hang yourself? Wucao? Really hang yourself!!!"

The young lady followed the handsome boy's gaze.

Only the balcony.

A delivery boy and a fortune teller...

Hanging there in unison!

Hang yourself! ! !