A huge piece of bubble gum was stuck on the young lady's face.

"Bleach..."

The young lady looked resentful.

It's rare to blow a bubble gum so big...

As a result, it was accidentally punctured by a motorcycle coming from the roadside!

"Please tell me something! My name is Hu Luanshuo, and I am a fortune teller. If you ask around, you can find me. I will compensate you!"

Jiang Chen shouted as he walked away.

When walking around the world, you have to apologize when you need to apologize.

Team Chen:? ? ?

——[Master Hu: This pot is not small yet. The 250 I just put into my pocket will probably have to be taken out again. ]

——[The master’s reputation is already bad enough, but after doing this, the master’s reputation is even worse. ]

——[Duo Bamboo, Duo’s quick reflexes, no anchor in my family is so smooth-talking. ]

——[Um, haven't you been perverted today? Then I'll be perverted. Little sister, do you want me to lick your face clean? ! ]

——[We Internet police have been here for so long, do we really think we are just decorations? ]

——[Internet police officers, you don’t have to worry about your daily performance, right? All the perverts in this live broadcast room have been caught! (I’m not, I’m not! Innocent.)]

——[Nima, I thought the style of the live broadcast room was finally a bit normal today...]

——[…]

...

The live broadcast room ushered in the first explosion of the day.

Jiang Chen moved forward quickly!

The young lady pulled off the bubble gum from her face with difficulty, looked ahead and said coldly: "Hu Luanshuo? I'll find out who it is, just wait for me! Humph!"

"Little sister, are you alright?"

A water sprinkler truck drove over, and an old man with a water gun stood in the back seat.

After seeing the young lady, the uncle asked kindly.

The young lady shook her head, but the resentment in her eyes remained.

"It's fine."

The uncle didn't ask much, he was busy watering the water.

He turned on the water gun and waited until the sprinkler truck passed the young lady before he started spraying water on the green belt.

But his eyes happened to fall on Jiang Chen who was wearing a yellow hat in front of him.

And the guy sitting in the back seat.

"Oh!! Isn't this my favorite anchor, Lao Wang! Chase after me, I'm going to get an autograph!!"

The uncle shouted towards the cab.

The driver understands and accelerates directly.

呲————

The uncle got excited and couldn't hold the water gun steady.

Water is flying all over the sky! !

Young lady:?︵?convex

It's really good. I saw bubble gum on her face, so I poured water on her face.

Not only is my face clean, my whole body is so clean!

The young lady shook her wet long hair, put her hands on her hips and stamped her feet while looking at the water sprinkler truck going away.

And said to himself viciously:

"Okay, okay, Hu Luanshuo, right, a fortune teller, right? I'm going to write bad reviews! You wait for me!"

Jiang Chen, who was speeding ahead, also realized something was wrong.

He clearly saw what happened to the little sister in the rearview mirror...

"It seems that Master Hu is in for a bloody disaster this time..."

"You weren't the one who caused it. It's such a disservice to you." Team Chen shook his head repeatedly and sighed.

suddenly.

A water sprinkler truck came quickly, almost parallel to the motorcycle!

"What are they doing? Are the water trucks driving so fast now?"

Jiang Chen was stunned.

This is a sprinkler truck at work.

It was still spraying water, but the speed of the car increased significantly.

"You must have offended them. They obviously want to tease you." Captain Chen rolled his eyes and made a judgment.

"I'm offending someone by delivering a takeaway?!"

Jiang Chen accelerated again.

Control the motorcycle to drift quickly through the corners ahead.

Team Chen immediately took two motion sickness tablets and shouted: "How many people have you offended by delivering takeout?!"

"cut…"

Jiang Chen accelerated again and easily got rid of the sprinkler truck behind him.

Team Chen, who had not yet taken effect, was almost healed.

In the back seat, he tilted his head and made various postures.

I simply picked up takeout on the way.

Just another long bumpy shake.

Team Chen finally couldn't help but ask quietly: "Xiao Jiang, is Ningshi South Station so far away?"

"Ah? We are going to North Station." Jiang Chen said.

Team Chen:? ? ?

After hearing this, Team Chen went crazy.

It's not that he doesn't know how to ride in a car, it's that he really doesn't dare to ride in Jiang Chen's car! !

"What the hell are you taking to take me to the North Station?! Wucao, the road there is broken and bumpy. The last time I took the bus, my butt hit the ceiling."

As he spoke, he burst into tears.

If the bus is like this, let alone Jiang Chen's motorcycle! !

"This order is too much, and there's nothing I can do about it. You've been sitting in the office for a long time. Why don't you go out and do more activities."

"Which of your eyes could tell that I've been sitting in my office for a long time?! I was still helping you clean up your mess last night! And I even hung myself... Oops! Oops! Oops! Damn my ass! Ouch!"

dong dong!

Boom!

A motorcycle flew up and down on the road, falling and flying up.

The guy in the back seat often spins in the air and performs acrobatics.

The passers-by were stunned.

A taxi driver waited for the red light, opened his thermos cup and took a sip, when the light turned green and was about to start.

But suddenly I felt something flying over the roof of the car!

Take a closer look!

It’s one person, one car!

Immediately after…

Another person fell from the sky after a second's delay and sat down smoothly.

Taxi driver: “(=°Д°=)Poof!!!”

A mouthful of water spurted out.

The car has stalled!

——[Nima, that’s outrageous. I feel dizzy after watching a live broadcast. ]

——[The person ordering on the high-speed train must have never imagined how hard his delivery boy is working now. ]

——[Yes, I would never have imagined that in order to deliver this takeaway, I had to pay for the life of a policeman. ]

——[It’s so miserable that Captain Chen came to his door to find fault. ]

——[It is quite life-consuming for the anchor to deliver a meal, and it costs other people’s lives. ]

——[Chen Suo, are you going to die? ! ]

——[Um...Sister Yunyun, you don’t have to be so excited...]

——[…]

...

"Xiao Jiang! Oh, please slow down, please."

Even Captain Chen's feeling of vomiting disappeared.

This time it’s really not as simple as motion sickness.

As soon as the meal I had eaten in the morning reached my throat, I was shocked back.

Ding Dong!

Jiang Chen's butt suddenly vibrated.

There should be new news from the takeout platform.

"Captain Chen, help me take a look!"

"Then slow down! Otherwise the phone will fall out."

"Oh……"

Jiang Chen's speed finally slowed down a bit.

Only then did Captain Chen take out his cell phone.

Take a look at the news.

Customer reminder!

I don’t blame the customer either…Jiang Chen took over 30 minutes to deliver!

It was outrageous that he was still willing to pick up a single that was so far away.

suddenly.

Another message popped up on the phone.

[Customer: @rider, train 5 minutes earlier! They said the train left 5 minutes earlier. Where are you? Didn't answer the phone either. ]

[Customer: @cyclist, it’s been 35 minutes. Brother, where did you come from? It’s so far away? ! ]

[Customer: @rider, brother! If you don't get there, the train will start. I'm going to complain to you. Damn it. ]

[Customer: @rider, I gnawed the chicken, you gave me back the gnawed chicken! ! ! ]

[Businessman: Watching a play. ]

"Xiaojiang, it's a reminder. The train is early and is about to leave... Well, he said he would file a complaint against you."

"Huh?! No, that's a train driver, he's driving like crazy!!"

Jiang Chen was taken aback.

Increase the speed without hesitation.

Lai Lai!

complaint?

impossible! !

"F*ck! Xiaojiang, please slow down, oooooh! I looked at the starting point, and it seems like it's too late!!"

Captain Chen shouted.

This is really going too fast.

"Damn it." Jiang Chen frowned and finally made up his mind: "Captain Chen, I have a plan!!"

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