How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today
Chapter 246 Damn, big evil
"Nonsense, give it to me!!"
Master Hu wailed.
When he looked up and saw Jiang Chen, he was stunned for a few seconds.
He hesitated and said: "Did you deliver the takeout?"
"Well, what happened?"
“It’s going to be over, it’s going to be over!!”
Master Hu doesn’t even have to count his fingers.
As long as Jiang Chen delivers takeaways, there will be a few lucky ones!
"Teacher! Let me see if the bruise on your head is okay?"
On the ground, a classmate got up.
Sliding slowly, he firmly believed that as long as the speed was slow enough, nothing would happen.
boom! !
With a loud bang.
"..."
The classmate who fell to the ground rubbed his dizzy head and looked at Master Hu lying next to him.
He said softly: "Teacher...it seems that your bruises are a bit serious."
"If this continues, I guess I can call him Corpse Spot."
Jiang Chen opened the takeout bag directly.
He handed the Yunnan Baiyao spray inside to the big student who came over and said smoothly: "Enjoy your meal."
"thanks…"
The big guy took the spray.
Walked to Master Hu's side.
Sighed: "I'm sorry, teacher, I'll give you an extra 50 for today's tuition."
As he spoke, he picked up the spray and prepared to spray it on the wound.
But look down and take a closer look.
Forget it.
Spray it all over your body.
At this moment, Master Hu calmed down and was about to speak!
呲————
The sprayed mist flew everywhere.
Master Hu was completely submerged in it.
Jiang Chen silently took out his mobile phone and asked Baidu [Can the spray of Yunnan Baiyao be taken internally? ]
"Teacher, does it taste good? No, how are you?"
The big classmate asked with concern.
in smoke.
Master Hu coughed several times and rushed out of the area with all his strength.
Anyway.
Everyone can see that the master's roller skating skills are still very good.
I could only hear the master shouting in the distance: "That's it for today's class, I won't be able to attend it anymore!!! If you don't pay the tuition, I won't give it to you!!"
——[I am still thinking about who is so miserable. It seems that the master went out today and did not read the almanac. ]
——[Wear multiple hats, a role model for our generation! ]
——[Those who knew knew he was teaching roller skating, and those who didn’t know thought he was teaching fighting. ]
——[Anchor, why don’t you comfort the master! At least we were together last night...]
——[Master Hu: Stop comforting me! I don’t want to see Jiang Chen at all! ]
——[…]
...
now.
Jiang Chen immediately got on his motorcycle and hit the accelerator directly to Master Hu.
I have no other intention, I just want to see how miserable Master Hu is now.
"Still watching! Still watching!"
Master Hu cursed.
"Hey!"
A young lady suddenly appeared in front of the two of them.
He blew a bubble gum that made Jiang Chen feel extremely familiar.
Jiang Chen was stunned, could it be...
"Are you Hu Luanshuo?!"
The young lady looked at Master Hu, the anger in her expression lingering for a long time.
It was this piece of shit. She was blowing bubble gum on the roadside, and when she was touched by this piece of shit, her face was all blurred!
Although it’s a bit strange, why does the motorcycle riding by the delivery boy next to me look familiar...
But not important! !
"It's me!! Little sister, I can tell you fortune, apply facial mask, massage, learn roller skating, learn English, Japanese, French and Spanish!"
Master Hu saw that she was a beautiful young lady and smiled quickly.
The pain in my body disappeared instantly.
Jiang Chen silently rode his motorcycle and took a few steps to the side.
Something is going to happen...
"Ah."
The young lady sneered.
He raised his right hand and said: "I'm a crazy person. I followed your live broadcast for two hours and finally found you!!"
Snapped!
A slap to the left.
Snapped!
A symmetrical slap on the right.
boom! !
Knees on the lower abdomen! !
It seems to be a little crooked...
"Humph!"
After the young lady performed a set of combo punches, she left directly.
Only Master Hu stood there and wanted to cry without tears.
The tears are all gone! !
"Who did I offend whom today~~~~~"
"Master...do you want me to call the police for you..."
Jiang Chen looked at the young lady leaving and felt a sense of fear in his heart.
Thank you Master Hu for blocking yourself.
Speaking of which, that young lady was also at fault. Who the hell was standing on a non-motorized lane blowing bubble gum...
"Need not!"
Master Hu took a deep breath.
He took out eight Ultraman from his sleeves!
Place them on the ground in a row: "Leave it to me, I will curse her!!"
Subsequently.
Take specific poses one by one.
But the last Ultraman probably had a problem when he appeared and couldn't stand up.
Jiang Chen originally thought Master Hu would give up.
Master Hu sat down cross-legged, pointed at Ultraman, and began to chant:
"Ultraman, Ultraman, you have been with me for so many years, you must learn how to be upright in my words. As a light, you are everyone's hope. You must stand upright and not fall down casually. You Falling down will hurt you, me, him, and the whole world. With your fall like this, you have destroyed the faith of so many people. You must learn from me to stand upright and show off the style of Ultraman. After all, you..."
Jiang Chen beside him silently covered his ears.
He turned to look at the roller skating students: "Which one of you just hit him on the head?!"
Eighty percent crazy! !
If Tang Monk had nagged like this back then, Wukong would have given him a mallet even to the death! !
——[I’m a little annoyed, so I’ll mute it first. ]
——[Master, I was probably Tang Monk in my previous life. ]
——[Anyone who would be beaten like this would go crazy. Master, I don’t blame you. ]
——[He was beaten so hard that he awakened his superpowers and became a curse. ]
——[It’s hard for everyone to make some money. ]
——[Yeah, I have to take such a big blame for the anchor. ]
——[…]
...
Jiang Chen finally couldn't stand it anymore.
With a long sigh, he pulled up Master Hu who was squatting on the ground: "Master, let's go! I will help you make money! From now on, if I have a bite of meat, you will have a bowl!!"
Jiang Chen's eyes revealed his loyalty.
Master Hu finally finished setting up the formation, put away Ultraman, and said calmly: "There are no evil houses tonight..."
"???"
Jiang Chen hesitated for a moment...
He leaned into Master Hu's ear and said, "Send in a few more resumes and try again..."
Although Jiang Chen had quite a lot of money, it would be nice to save a little.
Master Hu:…
I also accepted such a thing.
He sighed deeply and decided to get into Jiang Chen's car.
boom! !
Jiang Chen was frightened by the sound.
Turn your head quickly.
"Hey? Master, where are you?"
Look down again.
Oh.
On the ground.
It must have been that the roller skates had not been removed just now. When one leg was straddling the car, the other leg slipped away.
Finally fell again.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Master Hu got up with difficulty.
He took off his roller skates and threw them into his small backpack.
He rubbed another bag that came out of his head and said: "Okay, little brother, let's deliver the takeout! Why don't you treat me to a meal tonight? Master, I will deliver the takeout with you to ward off disasters every day."
"What the hell? Master, have you figured this out?"
"Otherwise I wouldn't have room for you to stay tonight, why would you be so kind as to let me get into your car?"
"..."
Jiang Chen silently turned the accelerator.
Take orders by the way.
Master Hu, who was sitting in the back seat, had nothing to do and made some fortune-telling with his fingers.
"Nima, it's so bad..."
"Big breasts?!"
Master Hu wailed.
When he looked up and saw Jiang Chen, he was stunned for a few seconds.
He hesitated and said: "Did you deliver the takeout?"
"Well, what happened?"
“It’s going to be over, it’s going to be over!!”
Master Hu doesn’t even have to count his fingers.
As long as Jiang Chen delivers takeaways, there will be a few lucky ones!
"Teacher! Let me see if the bruise on your head is okay?"
On the ground, a classmate got up.
Sliding slowly, he firmly believed that as long as the speed was slow enough, nothing would happen.
boom! !
With a loud bang.
"..."
The classmate who fell to the ground rubbed his dizzy head and looked at Master Hu lying next to him.
He said softly: "Teacher...it seems that your bruises are a bit serious."
"If this continues, I guess I can call him Corpse Spot."
Jiang Chen opened the takeout bag directly.
He handed the Yunnan Baiyao spray inside to the big student who came over and said smoothly: "Enjoy your meal."
"thanks…"
The big guy took the spray.
Walked to Master Hu's side.
Sighed: "I'm sorry, teacher, I'll give you an extra 50 for today's tuition."
As he spoke, he picked up the spray and prepared to spray it on the wound.
But look down and take a closer look.
Forget it.
Spray it all over your body.
At this moment, Master Hu calmed down and was about to speak!
呲————
The sprayed mist flew everywhere.
Master Hu was completely submerged in it.
Jiang Chen silently took out his mobile phone and asked Baidu [Can the spray of Yunnan Baiyao be taken internally? ]
"Teacher, does it taste good? No, how are you?"
The big classmate asked with concern.
in smoke.
Master Hu coughed several times and rushed out of the area with all his strength.
Anyway.
Everyone can see that the master's roller skating skills are still very good.
I could only hear the master shouting in the distance: "That's it for today's class, I won't be able to attend it anymore!!! If you don't pay the tuition, I won't give it to you!!"
——[I am still thinking about who is so miserable. It seems that the master went out today and did not read the almanac. ]
——[Wear multiple hats, a role model for our generation! ]
——[Those who knew knew he was teaching roller skating, and those who didn’t know thought he was teaching fighting. ]
——[Anchor, why don’t you comfort the master! At least we were together last night...]
——[Master Hu: Stop comforting me! I don’t want to see Jiang Chen at all! ]
——[…]
...
now.
Jiang Chen immediately got on his motorcycle and hit the accelerator directly to Master Hu.
I have no other intention, I just want to see how miserable Master Hu is now.
"Still watching! Still watching!"
Master Hu cursed.
"Hey!"
A young lady suddenly appeared in front of the two of them.
He blew a bubble gum that made Jiang Chen feel extremely familiar.
Jiang Chen was stunned, could it be...
"Are you Hu Luanshuo?!"
The young lady looked at Master Hu, the anger in her expression lingering for a long time.
It was this piece of shit. She was blowing bubble gum on the roadside, and when she was touched by this piece of shit, her face was all blurred!
Although it’s a bit strange, why does the motorcycle riding by the delivery boy next to me look familiar...
But not important! !
"It's me!! Little sister, I can tell you fortune, apply facial mask, massage, learn roller skating, learn English, Japanese, French and Spanish!"
Master Hu saw that she was a beautiful young lady and smiled quickly.
The pain in my body disappeared instantly.
Jiang Chen silently rode his motorcycle and took a few steps to the side.
Something is going to happen...
"Ah."
The young lady sneered.
He raised his right hand and said: "I'm a crazy person. I followed your live broadcast for two hours and finally found you!!"
Snapped!
A slap to the left.
Snapped!
A symmetrical slap on the right.
boom! !
Knees on the lower abdomen! !
It seems to be a little crooked...
"Humph!"
After the young lady performed a set of combo punches, she left directly.
Only Master Hu stood there and wanted to cry without tears.
The tears are all gone! !
"Who did I offend whom today~~~~~"
"Master...do you want me to call the police for you..."
Jiang Chen looked at the young lady leaving and felt a sense of fear in his heart.
Thank you Master Hu for blocking yourself.
Speaking of which, that young lady was also at fault. Who the hell was standing on a non-motorized lane blowing bubble gum...
"Need not!"
Master Hu took a deep breath.
He took out eight Ultraman from his sleeves!
Place them on the ground in a row: "Leave it to me, I will curse her!!"
Subsequently.
Take specific poses one by one.
But the last Ultraman probably had a problem when he appeared and couldn't stand up.
Jiang Chen originally thought Master Hu would give up.
Master Hu sat down cross-legged, pointed at Ultraman, and began to chant:
"Ultraman, Ultraman, you have been with me for so many years, you must learn how to be upright in my words. As a light, you are everyone's hope. You must stand upright and not fall down casually. You Falling down will hurt you, me, him, and the whole world. With your fall like this, you have destroyed the faith of so many people. You must learn from me to stand upright and show off the style of Ultraman. After all, you..."
Jiang Chen beside him silently covered his ears.
He turned to look at the roller skating students: "Which one of you just hit him on the head?!"
Eighty percent crazy! !
If Tang Monk had nagged like this back then, Wukong would have given him a mallet even to the death! !
——[I’m a little annoyed, so I’ll mute it first. ]
——[Master, I was probably Tang Monk in my previous life. ]
——[Anyone who would be beaten like this would go crazy. Master, I don’t blame you. ]
——[He was beaten so hard that he awakened his superpowers and became a curse. ]
——[It’s hard for everyone to make some money. ]
——[Yeah, I have to take such a big blame for the anchor. ]
——[…]
...
Jiang Chen finally couldn't stand it anymore.
With a long sigh, he pulled up Master Hu who was squatting on the ground: "Master, let's go! I will help you make money! From now on, if I have a bite of meat, you will have a bowl!!"
Jiang Chen's eyes revealed his loyalty.
Master Hu finally finished setting up the formation, put away Ultraman, and said calmly: "There are no evil houses tonight..."
"???"
Jiang Chen hesitated for a moment...
He leaned into Master Hu's ear and said, "Send in a few more resumes and try again..."
Although Jiang Chen had quite a lot of money, it would be nice to save a little.
Master Hu:…
I also accepted such a thing.
He sighed deeply and decided to get into Jiang Chen's car.
boom! !
Jiang Chen was frightened by the sound.
Turn your head quickly.
"Hey? Master, where are you?"
Look down again.
Oh.
On the ground.
It must have been that the roller skates had not been removed just now. When one leg was straddling the car, the other leg slipped away.
Finally fell again.
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
Master Hu got up with difficulty.
He took off his roller skates and threw them into his small backpack.
He rubbed another bag that came out of his head and said: "Okay, little brother, let's deliver the takeout! Why don't you treat me to a meal tonight? Master, I will deliver the takeout with you to ward off disasters every day."
"What the hell? Master, have you figured this out?"
"Otherwise I wouldn't have room for you to stay tonight, why would you be so kind as to let me get into your car?"
"..."
Jiang Chen silently turned the accelerator.
Take orders by the way.
Master Hu, who was sitting in the back seat, had nothing to do and made some fortune-telling with his fingers.
"Nima, it's so bad..."
"Big breasts?!"
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