How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"Here, that's all, five hundred in total."

Brother No. [-] dug around for a while and took out a whole five banknotes!

Apparently he is the richest among the three brothers.

And where did this money come from...

Brother No. [-] and Brother No. [-] shook their heads when they saw it. It’s hard money.

"You, you, you, stuff it back and keep it for yourself!"

The robbers didn't even dare to touch it.

I always feel like there's something unusual on it...

When Brother No. [-] heard this, he hurriedly put the banknotes into the hands of the robber: "No, brother, I will give you the money, but you must not kill me! If you can't... I, you can give me my butt!!"

He rolled his eyes and immediately thought of a plan.

Quickly raise your butt.

I thought to myself: Anyway, I have already experienced it, so let’s do it again a few times!

The robber picked up a baseball bat.

Aim at the center point.

Get ready to swing.

But then I thought about it, it would be better to...

boom! !

"(!!?θ???)Ah!!!"

Everyone: (@[]@!!)

Following this move, the live broadcast room started to boil.

——[Who taught him how to use a baseball bat like this! ! ]

——[The baseball bat is used to swing, why are you using it to poke? ! ]

——[This usage is really simple, crude and full of lethality. ]

——[Damn it, it should be useless...]

——[I still miss the brother who did the ducking in. If he were here, these few critical hits would be nothing! ]

——[Not to mention, that guy might still be able to enjoy it...]

——[It’s too perverted, stop talking! ! ]

...

Piercing screams echoed inside the bank.

The police who had just arrived at the scene faced the completely closed bank and felt nervous when they heard the frightening screams.

"Did it hurt someone?"

"Why don't you just rush in! Our SWAT team will go first."

"Let's do it, our fire brigade can do it."

"Come on!" Captain Chen slowly got out of the car and glanced at the fire brigade.

It's quite puzzling. They have something to do with robbing banks!

Captain Chen slowly picked up the phone and cursed at the same time:

"Whenever something happens in my office, Xiao Jiang, you will come and make a big deal, right? If I were in the bank now, would I still need so many police officers?"

While cursing, he glanced at the live broadcast room, and then frowned: "Hiss... it's tragic."

"What's wrong, Suo Chen?" The policeman next to him heard this and became extremely nervous.

"It's not a big deal. Get ready first and wait for my order. Don't rush in and hurt the hostages."

Team Chen said.

He was somewhat curious and called in the technical investigation personnel.

Find out who this group of robbers is.

In all my years as a police officer, I have never seen anyone so courageous.

It has to be Xiaojiang...

It's so damn amazing to be around him!

...

now.

Inside the bank.

Brother No. [-], who fell to the ground and was wailing, really scared a lot of people.

The robbers are getting more and more successful at collecting money.

But the leading brother also noticed the police outside:

"Damn it, why did the police come so fast! Tie up all the hostages and squat them in a row. And hurry up to confiscate the money! For the rest, look for where there is money, and then see where you can escape! !”

"Yes!"

The robbers heard the police coming and sped up.

We still need a strong man, Master Hu and Jiang Chen!

The robber stared at the strong man first.

The strong man understood and started digging around without any explanation.

A bank card and a membership card.

And a little cash.

Then there are pants, clothes...

underwear…

"??! Stop, stop, stop!!"

As the robber continued, he felt something was wrong with what he was holding.

There was even a strong stench.

Take a closer look...

Damn it, you don’t need to take it off now!

"Damn, it's all moldy..."

I was so frightened that I just waved my hand and threw it aside!

Brother No. [-]: "Ooooooooooo!! Huh? What's getting stuck in my face?"

"Huh~~~"

Everyone present agreed simultaneously, which was a bit disgusting.

Jiang Chen silently picked up a black plastic bag and handed it to the strong man: "Here, get out of the way..."

"Thank you, thank you." The strong man took it immediately.

The robber looked at him with disgust and walked towards Master Hu, who was also wailing on the ground.

As soon as Master Hu noticed his gaze.

He stood up tremblingly, his Taoist robe shaking! !

A complete set of Ultraman!

Magic stick!

then…

Cross, prayer beads, Bagua plate, peach wood sword, Fiji cup...

Master Hu silently took the last one back.

The robber twitched his mouth and looked at it carefully.

Searched again.

Very good, the poorest! !

"Okay, okay, let's go while standing!"

The robbers kept urging, and the sirens outside were getting louder and louder.

Some police officers started shouting.

But Jiang Chen stood aside so leisurely.

He seemed to be leisurely, but in fact he kept looking at the leader from time to time.

[Clear Eyes] You can see clearly, this guy has a gun in his pocket! !

Otherwise, Jiang Chen would have killed them all.

"Hand over all your things to me!"

The robber walked up to Jiang Chen and shouted anxiously.

Jiang Chen spread his hands, put on a bitter face, and said:

"Brother, it's not easy to deliver takeaways. You come and go in the wind and rain, live in a small hut, and ride an old bicycle. Occasionally you have to be scolded by customers. You have to work all your life, and the money in your pocket is your future pension money and Life-saving money, can you bear to compare your feelings with others?"

After finishing speaking, his eyes blinked twice.

I was confused by the live broadcast room first.

——[It’s not the host’s turn to be miserable if anyone is miserable. You’re miserable. ]

——[Is it shameful for you to say such nonsense? ! ]

——[How many times have you stayed in a luxurious villa and how many times have you stayed in a five-star hotel? ! Is it you who sleeps in the same room as Sister Yunyun? ! ]

——[He completely lost his grandma’s face! Are your days my dream? ]

——[Captain Chen, don’t save him, just let him fend for himself. Wuwuwu. ]

——[It seems that when I was in the film and television city, I really didn't show my truest acting skills, Zhuo. ]

——[People who are richer than me and have a better life than me are even more miserable than me. How can I complain to the anchor? ! ]

——[Um...don't be impulsive upstairs, there's no need to get into trouble. ]

——[…]

...

Hearing Jiang Chen's misfortune.

The robber let out a long sigh and patted Jiang Chen on the shoulder: "Brother, why don't you leave..."

Snapped!

Suddenly, there was a slap in the air.

It hit the robber in the face.

I saw another robber holding a knife and looking at Jiang Chen: "Don't talk nonsense. Will the delivery person have no money? I ordered takeout last night, and the errand fee was 4 yuan!!"

"Is 4 yuan too much?"

Jiang Chen was shocked, who are these people?

"Stop talking nonsense and pay!"

The knife-wielding robber shouted!

"..."

Jiang Chen glanced at his elder brother who was still a little far away from him.

We have to find a way to get the gun in that guy's pants pocket...

"Um, are you bringing cash with you when you go out now?"

After thinking for a moment, Jiang Chen asked the robber.

The leading robber frowned when he heard this, as if he really didn't.

Jiang Chen quickly continued: "Come on, brother, give me back your phone, and we will add a prestigious friend, and I will transfer the money to you!"

"okay!"

The robber chuckled and picked up a mobile phone in a plastic bag: "Which one is yours?"