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"What black card?"

The leading brother looked at the knife-wielding robber from a distance, slightly confused.

"Our bank's black card requires customers to deposit more than 800 million."

At this moment, the voice of a bank teller came.

The low voice floated into the ears of the leader...

Like a thunderbolt, it contains terrifying lethality.

Snapped! !

A crisp slap sounded in the corner.

The boy holding the knife slapped the old man with disdain: "Old man, don't try to fool me. It's impossible to escape with this!"

grandfather:……

At this time, the uncle was speechless.

First time meeting this kind of person.

"His grandma's!"

In the distance, the leader took out his pistol again.

I can't stand it any longer, I can't stand it at all! !

"I have to deal with you today!! You idiot! How could there be such a fool as you?!"

Chili pepper spray was everywhere.

Brother No. [-], who was sticking his butt out, turned over silently...dangerous.

The other robbers grabbed the leader one after another.

The eldest brother surrounding them was persuading them frantically.

"Brother, please spare him. He is just stupid, not bad."

"We are all brothers after all!"

The two robbers lifted up the leader!

The leading brother:? ? ? Are my people going to rebel?

The other robbers also continued:

"Brother, we'd better get rid of the police first."

"You can just keep this fool and clean it up later."

"Yes, brother, you see it's not like this black card can't be saved. I'll use 502 to redeem it for you." The robber with the knife silently handed over the black card.

"Brother, look, it's all fixed."

The robbers next to him were also busy saying nice things.

A group of people all gathered together, making it quite lively.

"Then put me down first!"

The leader yelled angrily.

The robbers then realized that the eldest brother was already in Tianshan and hurriedly released him...

The eldest brother, who was on his feet, took the black card handed over by the knife-wielding robber.

"Humph!!"

But when he lowered his head and looked at it like this, he became even more angry.

He pointed at the knife-wielding robber and yelled: "What the hell! I have to praise you for how well you did the tearing. The rough edges are so neat and you can match the front and back! Or I have to scold you for not being able to mark the pattern correctly." They’re all misaligned, and they’re pasted backwards!?”

Black card at the moment.

The left half is the front and the right half is the tail.

But it happens to be very neat, with no flaws visible!

The other robbers came over to take a look.

"Awesome..."

They all gave a thumbs up to the guy holding the knife...

——[Sure enough, someone who can think of robbing a bank in China is not very smart. ]

——[I laughed to death. After working on it for a long time, the biggest sum of money was wasted by one of my own people. ]

——[If I were this big brother, I would be depressed to death. ]

——[There is reason to doubt the temporary worker hired by the big brother for 100 a day. ]

——[Selling cabbage for the price of decapitation? These are obviously brothers who are full of loyalty, right? ]

——[…]

...

"Brother...yes, I'm sorry..."

"roll roll roll!!"

The eldest brother takes the lead and plans to repair his bank card himself.

But suddenly I had a second thought.

Just slap the knife-wielding robber!

"His grandma's, I almost gave you the wrong one. Can you use the black card once it's affixed? You're so short of stuff, the chip is broken! Okay, hurry up and bring the money you robbed, we have to negotiate with the police. Oh. , control those people quickly!"

The leading brother pointed at Jiang Chen and the others.

suddenly found out...

Why the hell are these guys still eating melon seeds?

"Brother, would you like some?" Jiang Chen asked kindly.

By Jiang Chen's side.

The female secretary and the three brothers were all playing with their mobile phones leisurely.

Chatted directly with Team Chen outside.

[The boss is my dad: Chen Suo, wait for the signal from us. ]

Brother No. [-] sent a message.

Get a reply soon.

[You have become the director: Your brother is not dead? ]

[The boss is my dad: Your way of greeting is quite offending...]

[Become the director: As long as you are not dead, our police will just charge? ]

[The boss is my dad: Don’t worry, wait until we win the cup! ]

[Become the director:? ? ? ]

"Hey, hey, hey, we are robbing, you are the hostages!! Can you please respect our profession? That lady, please stop taking selfies!!"

The leader yelled, and became even more angry when he saw the female secretary's actions.

But these few remained unmoved.

Master Hu just sat there and started applying medicine on his own.

"Damn it." The big brother who took the lead was so angry that he had no place to vent his anger. He simply gave the order: "Put the knife on this delivery man's neck. Don't kill this guy!!"

Whoa! !

Following the order of the elder brother.

Two knives were successfully placed on the elder brother's neck...

The leading brother:? ? ?

At the same time, the voices of the robbers were heard one after another.

"Why do I have a control knife?"

"Hey, did you steal my razor?"

"That's not necessary, brother, the pencil sharpener, that's just a pencil sharpener!"

"When did this brother take action?"

Among the robbers, the guy with the knife was the most confused: "When did my knife become a mop?"

Shock was written on every robber's face.

There were five robbers in total.

Everyone has a knife hanging from their neck...

The other hostages huddled in the corner instantly showed hopeful eyes!

One employee got so excited that he stood up suddenly and found that the rope tied behind his back was not tied tightly!

The other hostages also cheered.

"Brilliant!!"

"Damn it, I said the delivery boy is omnipotent."

"The anchor is awesome!!" shouted the fans at the scene.

...

At this time, the leading brother was looking at Jiang Chen in horror: "You, you stole it?"

Jiang Chen spread his hands with an innocent look on his face: "Can that be called stealing? In the big brawl you just had, you all threw your own things on the ground, and you swept them over with one kick. Do you still need me to steal?"

"Hey Hey hey!!"

Master Hu gained momentum at the right time.

Stand up slowly.

Unexpectedly, a trace of muscle curve was faintly displayed on his body. Master Hu shouted: "Don't move! I'll beat whoever moves!!"

this moment.

The resentment that had been building up for a long time came to an end.

Injuries from roller skating and bank injuries have room to vent.

Today, Lao Hu must seek justice! !

"Ouch!!!"

A wolf howls and Lao Hu shows off his power!

And Jiang Chen also smiled sinisterly, he likes justice the most.

Suddenly, the sound of a loudspeaker came from outside: "No! Save these robbers!!"

All of a sudden, the sirens roared! !

Within the bank.

The leading brother swallowed hard and glanced at the younger brother No. [-]. What happened to that guy just now...

No, run! ! !

"Brother, run first, you guys are behind!!"

The leader shouted to the robbers.

"Mist grass?"

All the robbers were instantly excited.

He immediately followed his elder brother and rushed out.

I was looking forward to closing the door just now, now I am looking forward to opening the door! !

boom! !

The rolling shutter door opened quickly.

There is also a glass door.

The leading brother yelled for help while preparing to break open the glass door and rush out.

Opposite.

Team Chen held an electric baton and shouted: "If it doesn't work, just electrocute Jiang Chen and Master Hu!! Damn, these two thieves are dangerous!!"

At this moment, Team Chen did not notice the leader and the robbers right in front.

He put the electric baton in front of him and rushed directly towards the glass door! !

"Fog grass?!"

The leading brother saw the police in front of him and braked quickly.

But when the robber behind him saw the police:

"Fuck you, police, brother, die first! Let's take the back seat!!"

...

...

(Quietly going crazy

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