How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"Yeah, how about more money?" Jiang Chen raised his head and asked.

"Come here, Taoist priests!"

The man in charge passed by Jiang Chen and invited everyone to enter the cemetery.

A family was burning paper money nearby.

I even put a fire extinguisher nearby. Although I forgot about other things, I didn’t forget about this!

"Thank you for your hard work, Master!"

"I want to ask, after doing the Fa, my great-great-grandfather will appear and realize my wish?"

A little boy ran over and asked sincerely.

But he was pushed away by a young man: "What do children know? Feudal superstition is not advisable. Taoist priest, my wish is written on paper. Please help me send it to my great grandfather."

The young man handed the note to Master Hu.

Master Hu took a look.

Understood.

Just tell me why I feel there is so much resentment here.

Grandpa knows that he is going to die! Can you be happy?

"Young man is very filial."

Master Hu glanced at it and took his senior brothers and sisters to find a place to sit down.

Everyone took out various utensils from the sleeves of their robes!

When you go out, those who eat should carry it with them!

"Damn, he's really professional!" The man in charge quickly praised.

"I told you I won't lie to you. Come on, scan this QR code."

Jiang Chen suddenly appeared and handed over his payment code to the man in charge.

Men are not sloppy either.

direct payment.

[Weixin receives payment...]

A full cell phone beep sounded.

All the Taoist priests looked over, and Master Hu frowned slightly.

"Lying trough..."

Jiang Chen hurriedly turned off the sound.

I almost found out!

"Well, master, keep going!" Jiang Chen said with a smile.

"Little brother, come on! Play the suona!"

Master Hu called Jiang Chen to his side.

Want to sit back and reap the rewards?

Bullshit!

"???No one in your professional team knows how to play suona?"

"Yes!" Master Hu raised his head and pointed in a certain direction above.

Jiang Chen understood.

It should still be hanging on the cliff...

Okay, I collected 3000 yuan, so I had to make do with it.

He picked up the suona.

"Baba~~"

"Ahem! Everyone, let's go!!"

"Hey!" Master Hu stopped him immediately: "Brother! Dead man! This is not a happy event!!!"

"Oh, turn it up high..."

Jiang Chen moved his cheeks.

The melodious suona sound sounded immediately.

The Taoist priests also picked up various magical weapons.

Unexpectedly, I suddenly went to work...

"Grandpa! You died so miserably~~" The second brother cried as he listened.

The man in charge covered his mouth and said, "You idiot, our great-grandfather passed away at the age of 99!"

"Oh... the atmosphere has arrived..."

The second brother wiped his tears.

Obediently walked to the edge and burned paper with my family.

——[I just entered the live broadcast room, what’s going on? The anchor is dead? yeah! Let’s eat! ! ]

——[Woooooooooo Xiaojiang! You and I got to know each other, and I, I didn’t expect to send you away like this! ]

——[Team Chen, don’t get so fucking excited! ]

——[Xiao Jiang is dead? So young! I will never stop your car on the road again, Xiao Jiang, my Xiao Jiang! ! ]

——[No, Captain Zheng, don’t get too damn excited! ]

——[Two police officers, are you sad, or have you longed for Jiang Chen to die? ]

--[Hey Hey hey! It’s too early to cry, it’s too much. ]

——[…]

...

The sounds of performing rituals are heard everywhere.

It also floated to the side of the Taoist priest holding the incense burner.

He was lying on the cliff, feeling uncomfortable all over.

But the injury on his leg prevented him from moving, for fear that he would fall down later.

"Damn it, no one is doing this."

The Taoist priest rubbed his ears to confirm that he was not hallucinating.

"its not right…"

"Hiss...why do the sounds of this practice sound so familiar to me?"

"Nima!!"

The Taoist priest raised his eyes and looked into the distance.

Can't see clearly.

But I can vaguely determine the direction.

"These bastards! Have you really not considered that your senior brother is still hanging here! Ah!!!"

A roar...

Floating toward the distance.

...

Next to Master Hu, the senior sister who was practicing the method paused for a moment, lowered her head and asked:

"Junior brother, did you hear anything?"

Master Hu picked out his ears and shouted: "What did you say?!"

"never mind…"

The senior sister continued to lower her head.

I thought it was just an auditory hallucination.

But a few people sneezed strangely several times in a row.

Jiang Chen's song ended.

Take a deep breath.

But they found that the Taoist priests had no intention of stopping.

"Damn it...it's really hard for him to make this money."

He could only take a deep breath and picked up the suona again.

Then play music and then dance! !

Another song is over.

Jiang Chen put down the suona.

I saw people’s eyes looking forward to it...

The sounds of Taoist priests practicing their practices are still in my ears.

"Yeah, you guys are really strong!"

Take another deep breath and continue! !

a song.

two songs.

...

Ten songs!

"No, everyone, does our method really have to last so long?!!"

With no choice, Jiang Chen took out the [Super Amplified Microphone].

I feel like my lungs are about to explode!

"Little brother, you think it's easy to make money these days! I have 100, but they don't have it yet, hehehehe."

Master Hu is not tired at all.

Jiang Chen sighed sincerely, the master is worthy of being a master!

I'll give him ten more dollars later!

So I raised the suona, took a deep breath, and continued!

——[Do you think if the intensity continues at this level, will the anchor blow himself to death? ]

——[It doesn’t matter if you die, isn’t there a professional team? ]

——[Even the cemetery has been selected, just dig a hole next to it and bury it directly. ]

——[I suspect these Taoist priests know that the anchor cheated 3000...]

——[Hmm...it's possible. ]

——[The Taoist priests were really kind to him. If it were me, I would send him away directly! ]

——[Oh, it’s Master Hu’s pet peeve after all! ]

——[What a perverted title...]

——[…]

...

at last.

After nearly fifty songs, Jiang Chen panted heavily and waited until the practice was over!

"Hard, you, him, his mother, still... forget it."

Jiang Chen shut up mid-sentence.

I'm a little tired and need to take a few breaths first.

The family members also burned all the paper money.

The man in charge held Jiang Chen's hand gratefully: "Taoist Master, it's really thanks to you this time! My great-grandfather will be very happy! He knows better, and maybe he also wants to thank you personally!"

"...Okay, okay, stop talking."

Jiang Chen waved his hand.

Other family members continued to kneel in front of Grandpa's grave.

Probably saying a final goodbye.

The Taoist priests kept their expressions unchanged and put away their various magical weapons.

"You can still come to us if you have any rituals in the future. We will be at the Taoist temple on the mountain."

Master Hu stepped forward and took over the business for his senior brother and sister.

This trial version will definitely cost more next time.

"Hey, okay, okay!"

The man in charge thanked him again.

"elder brother!!"

Suddenly, the man's second brother came over.

The panic was still visible on his face.

"What's up?"

"Brother, we seem to have remembered the wrong time..."

When the second brother said this.

Other family members had already gathered around.

A young guy is holding a mobile phone in his hand, and on the phone is a calendar...

"What do you mean?" The man in charge opened his eyes wide.

"It's... my great-grandpa's death anniversary, actually it was yesterday..."

The young man holding the cell phone lowered his head and hesitated.

"????"

Jiang Chen and the Taoist priests were in disbelief! !

He made Master Hu smile and said, "I just said that when I came here, I felt that there was a lot of resentment around here. Grandpa will not scold you to death tonight."

Jiang Chen shook his head repeatedly: "You guys are so strong, is this your grandpa?"

Finish saying this.

Jiang Chen couldn't help but look at these family members and continued to sigh.

But in the innocent eyes of more than a dozen family members.

There is also a young lady standing in front of a tombstone in the distance.

In her eyes...

It's shock, and a little... panic...

"Well... we seem to have gone to the wrong grave..."