How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

"Wow!"

Let’s warm up with two slaps first.

then.

The Taoist priest suddenly made a pious bow to the air:

"My ancestors, I will beat this unfilial son for you today!"

boom! !

Bang! !

"go to hell!!"

Boom!

Master Hu could hardly cover his hands with both hands: "Senior brother!! Oh oh oh you are my biological father!! Stop fighting!!"

Snapped! !

"Don't go around trying to identify me! Do you know which ancestor left the incense burner? You really don't want to live!"

After a series of consecutive attacks, the Taoist Master grabbed Master Hu by the collar and shouted:

"As long as the Patriarch knows who stole the incense burner, believe it or not, the tomb can be opened by the Patriarch!"

"Dirty little thing!!"

"You can steal anything! Why the hell do you dare to steal an incense burner!!"

"Even if I change the incense burner, I have to consult the ancestors for instructions!!"

While talking, the Taoist priest beat him.

The action flows smoothly.

Master Hu, who had a pig's head on his head, couldn't hold his tongue straight.

Every time he opened his mouth, his fist was stuffed into his mouth.

Bang! !

A brick hit Master Hu's head.

Master Hu staggered and sat down...

But the Taoist priest was still puzzled.

He held the crutch: "You, wait a moment! I'll take a breath first!"

--[Wow! The Taoist priest beats people up so hard. ]

——[It’s so miserable, Master Hu. Damn it. ]

——[Wait a minute, let me clarify one thing. If the Patriarch found out who had taken the incense burner, the tomb might be lifted? ]

——[If I remember correctly, Jiang Chen said that this incense burner was buried next to the grave of a certain family’s great-grandfather. ]

——[Grandpa: Listen to me and thank you~~Thank you~~]

——[My great-grandfather probably didn’t expect that he would be so miserable after his death. ]

——[It’s so difficult to be a ghost. This world is really miserable. ]

——[I would like to give my great-grandfather a suggestion: take away Master Hu and Jiang Chen. These two are definitely the culprits. ]

--[Great! ! In the future, the live broadcast room can become "I am delivering food in hell, and ghosts will shake their heads when they see it!" ＞and＜I was telling fortunes in hell, and the King of Hell asked me when I would die! >]

——[Damn, netizens still know how to play! ]

——[…]

...

"Brother."

Master Hu covered half of his sore face.

Take out the alcohol stolen from the Taoist temple and disinfect it.

Then he squeezed his teeth and spat out the words bit by bit: "Did you just say that you can take everything except the incense burner?"

"???"

The panting Taoist priest was startled.

Quickly recall what treasures you still have!

Then his eyes slowly filled with murderous intent: "You...can't move the statue of Sanqing away, can you?"

Panic!

Really panicked!

As my junior brother, there is nothing he can do.

"Can it be sold for money?" Master Hu said with a smile, then he noticed the cannibalistic look in his senior brother's eyes and quickly changed his words: "That's not the case."

"call……"

The Taoist Master then took a long breath, it was okay, he still knew how to be a human being.

But Master Hu then said: "I just took away the teapot that you have used for decades, senior brother. Look, I even cleaned it."

Master Hu excitedly took out a teapot.

There is no tea stain on it at all.

Just like new!

Just took it out.

Master Hu felt his head hurt!

Senior brother really means to fight as he says! !

How can you be so good at beating even though your leg is lame!

"I'll beat you to death today!! I'll beat you to death!"

Another horrific beating.

——[Master, you are so strong...]

——[Cleaning the tea stains... It’s really like going back to before liberation. ]

——[This person deserves a beating...]

——[Taoist Priest, you haven’t eaten. Pick up the crutches and jump up to beat me! ]

——[Master...be careful in your next life. ]

——[What are you doing? Hahahahaha. Master Renhu is concerned about the health of his senior brother. Hahahahaha. ]

——[…]

...

The Taoist priest was really tired from beating him.

Unexpectedly, my junior brother's ability to resist being beaten has improved a lot after he has been down the mountain for so long.

In desperation, the Taoist limped towards the sack.

Then he said softly: "Forget it, you kid, please take it easy in the future! Don't get beaten to death outside. Take out the incense burner, I'll let you go! Junior brother, it's very dangerous for you to carry this thing with you! Grandmaster That violent temper can really tear you apart after beating you to death."

The Taoist priest emphasized again.

Master Hu was crying.

He opened the sack tremblingly: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Senior Brother, I'll take it out for you right now, isn't it just an incense burner and a teacup? Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu didn’t you?”

While crying, he rummaged through the sack.

I remember it was placed at the bottom of the sack.

"Huh? Senior brother, you should wait a moment. You should be pressed." Master Hu frowned and continued to search.

After a thorough search.

After a while.

"Senior brother, please wait a little longer, you shouldn't..."

...

"Senior brother, I, I will look for you again."

...

"Senior brother, I obviously stuffed it inside, don't worry, I'll take out everything in the sack!"

...

"Brother, do you think this sack has a different world?"

...

"Senior brother...why don't you be angry? There are many things in this world that science cannot explain."

Master Hu was carrying the empty sack.

There was a mess of things on the ground.

Have everything.

But there is no incense burner.

Master Hu silently stuffed the things back into the sack...

He should be beaten, so he's going to run away with a sack!

The Taoist priest's expression changed little by little from kind.

Until the last bit of patience was completely gone.

The Taoist priest's hands were shaking due to the lack of strength.

But I picked up the crutches anyway.

Pointing at Master Hu, he gritted his teeth and said: "You, you... you fucking destroyed such a big incense burner for me?!"

"Fuck! Brother! Brother!!"

Master Hu stood up from the ground instantly.

He jumped back a few steps.

"Brother! It's obvious that I've already been beaten just now. I really can't hit him again. No matter how thick my skin is, I can't withstand such a beating. Wuwuwuwu."

Master Hu cried.

The words "brother" and "senior brother" tried to evoke the Taoist priest's last trace of love.

But it doesn't seem to have any effect.

"I beat you earlier for stealing the incense burner, but now I'm beating you for destroying the incense burner!!"

The Taoist priest hates that iron cannot become steel.

The crutches called up.

Come up with your feet too!

boom!

"Damn, I used the wrong foot!!"

The Taoist priest held back tears instantly.

But he still held back his tears and was violently attacked.

Master Hu fought and retreated, and said with a cry: "Senior brother, someone must have stolen it! I guess it is Jiang Chen, you believe me!! I suspect it is the sixth person!!"

"Why the hell are you still arbitrarily blaming others? Save some face!"

"Senior brother, believe me, I figured it out!! I figured out the word 'earth', Jiang Chen's dust is 'earth'!"

Master Hu retreated to the Lujiang River.

One foot has been touched by water.

"Holy crap, I don't understand your fortune-telling ability?!"

The Taoist priest pointed at Master Hu and cursed angrily.

In a fit of anger.

He took out the soft sword from his waist and said: "Today, I will kill you to vent my anger! Grandmaster, what should I do?"

"What the hell! Senior brother! In a society governed by law, you carry a sword with you?!"

Master Hu picked up the sack and retreated again.

The Taoist leader snorted coldly: "Die!!!!"

"Hey! Hey! Senior brother, don't..."

Pfft! ! !

"Gulu gulu gulu gulu..."