How many orders can you run in a day? It depends on the number of complaints today

At this time, Team Chen mustered up his courage! The VIP channel at this gate is currently unoccupied.

And this "Dad"!

The live broadcast room was completely blown up.

——[Hello Jiang Dazhuang! ! ]

——[It turns out that Team Chen is nice to the anchor because he is his biological father! ]

——[This father’s shout is so sweet! Two more! ]

——[Large-scale father-recognition scene! This clip will definitely become one of the famous scenes in the live broadcast room! ! ]

——[I’m such a big boy, this shouting “Daddy” really touched my heart. ]

——[For the sake of 200, you don’t take your biological father seriously...]

——[…]

...

The live broadcast room was lively at the same time.

There was a slight silence for a moment.

"Hey! I'm such a big boy!"

Jiang Chen's reaction was quite swift.

This big man is smart and knows how to be a human being, right?

security guard:……

The security guard looked at Jiang Chen, then at Captain Chen, and muttered in a low voice: "My son is older than my father..."

"Big strong boy!"

Jiang Chen walked to the gate of the entrance with a smile and said to Captain Chen with a smile: "It's not easy for dad to raise you so old, and he even comes to the zoo with you to play. Alas, you have grown up and made money. Just give dad 100, that's all Be filial and filial to your father!"

After saying that, Jiang Chen patted Captain Chen's shoulder hard.

Team Chen:? ? ?

Dad has already shouted and still wants to pay 100?

Is there any royal method?

But Jiang Chen just lowered his voice: "Da Zhuang, this is how you pretend! Only then will the security guard believe you and give you free money! Generally speaking, you still make money, right?"

After he finished speaking, he intentionally glanced at the security guard.

Hear the words.

Team Chen gritted his teeth!

He took out a hundred-dollar bill from his pocket and gritted his teeth and said, "Dad, I'll give you 100!"

"Hey!!"

Jiang Chen took it with a smile.

Then he looked at the security guard and said with a smile: "This is really my son, come on, let him in!"

Beside him, Team Chen also nodded quickly.

If you can save 100, it's 100. Damn it, my father has already screamed, and it's too late to withdraw.

"Ah."

The security guard nodded.

Opened the gate.

But Captain Chen was still stopped.

Team Chen and Jiang Chen were stunned.

The security guard said: "The above stipulates that he can be free. You are an immediate relative, so I can consider it for free. But after thinking about it, I'd better give you a 40% discount. We are all workers. Please understand. I'm afraid that the higher ups will ask me to pay in advance. Your money."

As he spoke, the security guard took out his calculator.

After tapping for a while, he said: "After the discount, it's 120 yuan! Cash or scan the QR code?"

"???(??????＿??????)???"

Team Chen’s eyes widened.

His mouth was so wide open in surprise that he almost dislocated his jaw at any moment.

The look on his face that hesitated to speak showed Team Chen's extreme despair! ! !

Jiang Chen kept patting the railing inside, restraining himself from laughing too much.

--[hahahahahahahahahahaha! ! ! ]

——[Steal the chicken but lose the rice hahahahahaha]

——[The live broadcast has become an art hahahahahaha! ]

——[You are all fucking laughing at me, hahahaha! Shocked by this operation! ]

——[Hahahaha Security Guard: Do you think I’m really blind? You are the one being fooled! ! ]

——[Hahahaha, is this zoo really a must to enter? ]

——[Holy shit, I cried out loud, I lost 100 yuan, hahaha, I have to go to this zoo to death, hahaha. ]

——[The conscientious security guard will give me a 40% discount, hahahaha! ]

...

Team Chen, with a dark face, took it out of his pocket for a long time.

Two cards cost 10 yuan, seven cards cost 5 yuan, ten cards cost 1 yuan...

"It's 55 here."

Captain Chen handed it to the security guard with a livid face.

Then he took out his phone and said, "Scan you 55 again."

"120 minus 55 equals 65, don't cheat me, I went to school." The security guard handed over the QR code and said.

"..."

[Weixin received the payment, sixty-five yuan! ]

After hearing the prompt, the security guard waved his hand: "Okay, let's go in."

"it is good."

Team Chen nodded.

After entering the turnstile, he pulled over Jiang Chen who was still laughing wildly while holding a takeout box: "Okay! Let's deliver the takeout! Stop laughing!!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha my big strong boy!"

Jiang Chen laughed loudly.

Take a long stride forward.

Captain Chen was thoughtful, thinking that the security guard Mao just used his own prestige collection code...

"Dazhuang, where is the monkey house?"

Jiang Chen interrupted Captain Chen's thoughts.

A crowded room.

Captain Chen was also easily disturbed, and his thoughts were quickly brought back.

He has been to this zoo before...

The sign is at…

"Oh! Then, go to the right!"

Captain Chen waved his hand and dismissed the crowd.

Jiang Chen followed closely with the takeout box in his arms.

At this time, many visitors in the zoo knew that Jiang Chen was the special guest.

There were many people watching the animals, and there were also many people watching Jiang Chen!

The kangaroo ears on my head felt like they were about to fall off all the way.

"Damn it, why do I feel like an animal... Let it go, let it go!"

Jiang Chen shouted. Getting closer to the monkey house.

Surrounded by the cheers of tourists.

"Jiang Chen is here, please pay attention to personal safety!" The zookeeper shouted with a loudspeaker.

"Child, that is Jiang Chen. Don't go to him when ordering takeout." A father was explaining to his child.

"Wow, dad brought his son out to play! Hello, big son! It's so miserable. The ticket price is 200 for 220." There are also netizens who watched the live broadcast at the zoo...

"Is he Jiang Chen? I don't think there's anything special about it, right?" There were also people who were just watching the excitement.

But as soon as he said this, the people next to him immediately curled their lips: "A foreigner, right? Isn't Jiang Chen a household name enough now?"

"Even so, I don't know what kind of fuss will be made today. Although the zoo will indeed increase its popularity... But, the premise is that the zoo must be able to withstand what he created..."

"..."

The crowd was buzzing.

Jiang Chen quickly arrived at the monkey house.

That's when I discovered it.

The monkey house is also divided.

A small area decorated to look like a forest is filled with free-range monkeys.

People can get up close and personal with monkeys here.

But the zoo restricts bringing in any food here! !

Jiang Chen stood outside.

I took it out of the takeout box, oh, the customer here bought a small toy.

Where's the funny monkey?

"Ahem!!" Jiang Chen cleared his throat: "Who bought the banana toy! It's still soft when you pinch it... No, my dear customer, you are not going to feed this to the monkeys!"

Jiang Chen looked at the rubber banana in his hand and thought for a while...

"Hey! Hey! Here!!"

In the crowd in the distance, a naughty boy waved vigorously.

Four or five monkeys surrounded the young man.

No other tourists dared approach him.

Just now, this guy snatched the banana away from the monkey! !

Jiang Chen followed the voice and nodded: "Okay, just stay there and I'll bring it in for you."

talking.

Jiang Chen walked in with the takeout in his hand.

And his upgraded [Beast Language (Super)] skill also automatically captured the speech of the monkey next to the young man.

The general meaning is.

"Brother Monkey, he dares to snatch my bananas!"

"Brothers, beat him!"

"Get out of the way, I recently learned a new trick!"

A big monkey stood up and stared at the naughty boy.

Under the eyes of all the monkeys.

He took a deep breath and shouted: "Monkey steals peaches!!!"

Jiang Chen: "???"

Where are the peaches here?

As the action unfolds.

"What the hell?!"

This is really a monkey stealing a peach! ! !